I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

The veins on Lingyi's temples suddenly twitched.

Lingyi gritted his teeth, and said coldly: "Lin En, I really misjudged you, I never thought that you are such a man with a heart, are you worthy of Xiao Qi?!"

Then she crushed Lynn hard.

Lin En bared her teeth and said, "You old hag, how can I feel sorry for Xiao Qi? Let me go!"

Lingyi said coldly: "You still refuse to admit it. Not long after Xiao Qi left, you were spending time and drinking here, Yingying Yanyan, it seems that the restriction set by the master has not restricted you, since that's the case..."

sonorous—

A cold razor suddenly appeared in Lingyi's hand.

Lynn's hairs exploded immediately, and he said, "What are you going to do?"

Lingyi said coldly: "Don't be afraid, my saber is very fast, I raise the saber with my hand and drop it, it won't hurt at all!"

Lynn: "!!!!"

Then, Lingyi's eyes fell on a certain place of Lin En.

Lin En became anxious immediately, and said: "Wait a minute, stop! Witch... no, auntie! Sister! Sister! Listen to me, things are not what you imagined! I'm just playing around!"

Lingyi said coldly: "Just for fun? Didn't you just apply sunscreen for you? Do you need me to apply it for you?"

Lin En was startled, and said, "That's a good relationship..."

puff-

Lynn: "!!!!"

Chapter 322 Don't You Feel Shy?

Lin En looked at the razor that was less than two centimeters away from him in horror, his hair burst, and said:

"Wait a minute, listen to my explanation, those cat girls are not real, I opened up the intelligence of those cats, and then turned them into illusions! How can there be such a beautiful cat ear girl here!"

"That's the real cat-eared girl!"

Lynn suddenly pointed to the distance.

Lingyi looked in that direction coldly.

On the edge of the beach, a fluffy cat demon with a cat's head and beard suddenly trembled all over, and then rushed up a tree with a meow.

Lingyi: "..."

Lin En touched the cold sweat on his head and said, "Mimi, Meow, Dabai, come here..."

Those cat-eared girls who were hiding came over tremblingly, lowered their heads, and stared in fear at the cold woman who was stepping under their Majesty.

Lynn waved his hand, and a gust of wind blew by.

Those beautiful cat-eared girls were suddenly swayed by the wind, and they all disappeared in place.

"Meow..."

On the ground, where Mao Er Niang was before, I saw a few three-colored cats standing there, standing there aggrieved, meowing.

Lingyi: "..."

Lin En swallowed a mouthful of saliva, stared and said: "Sister, don't tell me, you can't see it!"

Lingyi withdrew his foot coldly, and said: "Of course I can tell, but even if it's a cat, who knows if you will be so hungry that you won't let the cat go!"

Lin En said angrily: "Old hag, you can kill a scholar and never humiliate her, don't deceive me too much..."

sonorous—

The razor fell less than half a centimeter away from somewhere in Lynn.

Lynn said, "Sister, I was wrong."

Lingyi took a deep breath, reached out and rubbed his temples, and said:

"Explain to me what's going on here? What have you done!"

Lin En stood up, stretched his sore body, then spread his hands and said:

"What did what?"

Lingyi stretched out his hand coldly, pointed at the black moon above the sky, gritted his teeth, and said:

"That is how the matter!"

Lynn glanced at the black moon, and said: "Oh, that, I still want to ask you, you old witch is so vicious, not only imprisoned me here, but also punished [-] million beasts Kill me, if it weren't for my wit, the old man might have burped by now!"

Lingyi gritted her teeth, forcibly holding back the anger in her heart.

Lynn (???????????) said:

"But it's useless, witch, no matter if you are [-] million or [-] billion, you are useless in front of me, Lin En! The last one who tried to cheat me like this has already been cheated by me. , so I advise you to save your energy!"

ah-

Someone somewhere sneezes again.

Lin En leaned on his arms and strode towards the city, proudly saying:

"Now that you're here, witch, why don't you visit my city with me? Wouldn't it be nice for me to introduce my masterpiece to you?"

Lingyi clenched his fists and followed behind him fiercely.

Soon, Lin En came to the bustling neighborhood of the city with his spirit clothes.

On the street, all the well-dressed beasts lit up when they saw Lin En.

"Your Majesty! It's Your Majesty!" the beasts roared.

In an instant, one word spread to ten, ten to hundreds, countless beasts rushed over, blocked the traffic, and knelt down in front of Lin En.

"Your Majesty is safe, Your Majesty is blessed!!"

Lynn waved his hand and said triumphantly:

"Calm down, there is no need to make such a big noise, just do whatever you want, I just bring people here for a casual visit!"

All the beasts suddenly saw the spirit clothes following Lin En not far away, their eyes lit up, and they said excitedly:

"Your Majesty really has a good eye. Such a beautiful lady must be the future queen of our empire!"

Lingyi: "!!!"

next moment.

humming sound.

A terrifying wave burst out from Lingyi's body in an instant, setting off a huge wave in the sky.

Lin En glanced back, Lingyi's sharp eyes could almost kill people invisible.

Lynn: "..."

"You misunderstood!" Lin En shook his head and said, "The queen of the empire has already been chosen. Her words, um, is your queen's nanny, don't make a mistake!"

Kakaka.

Lynn could clearly hear the gnashing of teeth coming from behind.

All the beasts understood, wiped the cold sweat from their heads, and said respectfully: "We have eyes but don't know Mount Tai, and I hope the emperor will forgive me!"

Lingyi murmured: "Emperor...Emperor mother?"

"Okay, let's go down! Go down!" Lin En waved and dispersed his people impatiently.

Lynn continued to walk forward, proudly pointing to the surrounding buildings, saying:

"Witch, have you seen it? These buildings were built in only two days under the supervision and design of the old man. How is it? Are you awesome?"

Lingyi raised his head and looked at the promotional videos about Lynn that were playing on the tall billboards of the buildings in a loop.

"Beast King brand canned meat, Emperor Lin applauds after eating it!"

At the end of the picture, there is a picture of Lynn holding a can, giving a thumbs up, and showing her white teeth.

ding~~

In the picture, Lynn's pair of white teeth flashed a dazzling light.

Lingyi instantly had goosebumps all over his body, and shivered from the soles of his feet to the tips of his hair.

Lynn continued to move forward, proudly introducing.

"And the Rolls-Royce coupe, which is the original version of my Rolls-Royce design!"

"See that fast food restaurant over there? Lin Deji, I also designed it!"

Arriving at the central square, Lynn pointed to a huge statue not far away, and said sadly;

"That's the Statue of Liberty Lynn, and I designed it too."

Lingyi raised her head, and looked at the statue of Lin En holding a torch, with pale lips, tens of meters high, she really couldn't stand it anymore.

Because along the way, no matter where her eyes fell, she would definitely be able to see the portrait of the bastard Lynn.

The logo of the car is his.

The old man above the Lyndridge's fast food restaurant is also the one with the fake beard.

I won’t talk about the portrait of Liberty Lynn...

The most asshole is...

Lin En came to a road stall casually, took a lace underwear casually, turned his head, looked at the Lingyi, and recommended:

"Witch, what do you think of this style of women's underwear? The old man designed it himself. It is absolutely light, soft and transparent. Do you want to take a few back?"

Lingyi looked at the lace in his hand tremblingly.

The most irritating thing is that even the lace underwear is embroidered with Lynn's iconic thumbs up smile.

ding~~

She seemed to be able to see the white light bursting out from the row of white teeth.

Lingyi's lips trembled.

"Don't you feel shy?"

Lingyi grabbed the lace from Lynn's hand, pointed at the portrait of Lynn embroidered on the lace tremblingly, and said:

"You embroidered your own avatar in such a place, don't you really feel annoyed at all?!"

Lynn was taken aback, and said:

"Are you irritable?"

"..."

Chapter 323 Your Majesty, We Are Willing To Die For You

Lingyi gritted her teeth, stared at him tremblingly, pointed at him, but couldn't say a word for a moment.

She has never seen such a brazen person!

Lynn shook his head and said, "That's my well-known trademark! Of course it should be displayed in the most obvious position. It's business, it's not shabby."

Lingyi gritted his teeth and said, "Shabby! Very shabby!"

Lynn spread his hands, feeling very helpless.

Really, if you don’t embroider there, where else can you embroider?

Inside?

Speechless.

Lynn shook his head and said: "My big factories here have all been built, just waiting for you to open the door, I will quickly dump the goods I have hoarded, and then make a fortune."

Lin En said seriously: "You open the door, I will ship the goods, and the money you earn will be opened ninety-nine, and I will be one for you, how about it? Is it particularly fair and cost-effective?"

Lingyi took a deep breath, and tightly clenched the lace in her hand.

This is really not the result she originally envisioned!