I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

But looking at Lingyi's forcibly tensed expression, it is obvious that this should not be fake.

Lynn then touched his face and said:

"Male and female?"

Snapped--

Xiaoqi was not polite at all, and issued a stern warning again.

Lingyi took a deep breath, used a lot of strength, gritted his teeth and said, "Girl!"

Lynn understood, with a handsome smile on his face, he said:

"Understood! I understand in seconds, I have never been stingy with my female fans."

"..."

"..."

He took out his 24k titanium alloy pen and wrote his name on the photo with a brush.

Then he was taken aback, raised his head and asked:

"Ask those young ladies for me, do they want my portrait? I can give them a [-]% discount."

"..."

Xiao Qi couldn't bear it anymore, rushed over quickly, grabbed Lin En's face, pulled it hard, and said angrily:

"Damn dog host! We don't need this face, Xiao Qi will help you get it down! Get it down!"

"It hurts! It hurts!"

"..."

Lingyi forcibly resisted the urge to beat him up, and took those photos into his pocket.

She turned her head and looked at Xiao Qi, who was riding on Lin En's body and grabbing Lin En's face, a flash of reminiscence flashed in her eyes.

Perhaps it is also a good thing not to mature so quickly, because when you know a lot of so-called truths, you will never go back to the years when you were messing around together.

She shook her head and thought no more.

Then she floated up gently, looked at Xiaoqi, stretched out her hand, and said seriously:

"Xiaoqi, you go back with Auntie first."

As soon as this remark came out, Lin En and Xiao Qi were taken aback.

Xiao Qi was stunned and said, "Why? Didn't Dad say that he wouldn't drag Xiao Qi away?"

Lingyi shook his head and said, "Silly boy, that's your own home. You have to explain to everyone what you messed up here! Go back and write out the 3000 million-word self-criticism first, and then let you come back."

Lin En thought about it, and said vigilantly: "You don't mean to trick my wife back, and put her under house arrest, do you?"

The corner of Lingyi's mouth twitched.

"If I really want to lock Xiaoqi up, do you think I'll still play with you like this?"

Lin En thought for a moment, and said seriously: "Yes."

"..."

"..."

There was silence all around.

next moment.

Just listen, clang.

Lingyi directly pulled out a 40-meter long knife from the void.

Lynn: "!!!"

She gritted her teeth, took a deep breath, opened her beautiful eyes, and said viciously:

"I've been putting up with you for a long time, you little bastard, let's see if I don't treat you today..."

Xiao Qi was shocked, and quickly hugged the slender waist of the spirit clothes, blocking the spirit clothes with difficulty,

"Host, don't be so dead!" Xiao Qi shouted. "Run! Run!"

Lingyi stretched out his finger and pointed at Lin En, angrily said:

"I'll let you run 39 meters first, and then I'll take the knife, little bastard, if you can run, I'll lose!"

"Stop! Stop for my old lady!"

But Lynn left only a silhouette, which had long since disappeared beyond the line of sight.

Clang.

Lingyi dropped the 40-meter-long knife in his hand to the ground, his chest heaving up and down in anger.Gritting teeth.

Xiao Qi hurriedly helped her aunt caress her chest, and said pitifully:

"Auntie, calm down! The host didn't mean to anger you!"

Lingyi let out a sigh of relief, stroked his forehead lightly with his fingers, and said:

"I'm not angry, I just suddenly remembered a close friend I had forgotten for a long time..."

Xiao Qi was taken aback, tilted his head and said, "Best friend?"

Lingyi shook his head, and said: "It's not a close friend, it's a host of Auntie back then..."

Her eyes lost their focus slightly, and then regained their dignity and elegance.

She floated up gently, stretched out her white hand to Xiaoqi, and said:

"Let's go, Xiaoqi,"

Xiaoqi turned her head and looked in the direction where Lynn disappeared.

"Yeah, auntie! I'll go say goodbye to the host first~"

"Go back quickly."

……

Behind a boulder several kilometers away.

Lynn panted, wiped the cold sweat off his head, glanced behind him, and let out a sigh of relief.

"I didn't expect people to be so beautiful and angry to be so terrifying. Sure enough, menopausal women are fickle!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Xiao Qi's dissatisfied voice came from above his head.

"What menopausal women! Auntie is very young, only one cosmic cycle older than Xiaoqi!"

Lin En raised his head, and at some point, Xiao Qi was sitting cross-legged on the rock above his head, with his arms folded, looking at her with dissatisfaction.

Although there is an angry expression on his face, his expression is still so cute.

But the most important thing is...

Looking from Lynn's perspective, he was able to see something that shouldn't be seen.

"..."

Old Lynn blushed, remained calm, lay back, leaned on his arms, and raised his head to look at Xiao Qi who was sitting cross-legged on the rock.

"Xiao Qi, when are you coming back?"

Xiao Qi shook his head, tapped his chin lightly with his fingers, and said with a thoughtful look:

"I can't say for sure. When Xiao Qi finishes writing the 3000 million-word review, he will probably come back!"

Lynn showed a helpless expression.

Xiao Qi was dissatisfied, stretched out a finger, and said: "During the time Xiao Qi is gone, the host, you have to be obedient, don't flirt with women, don't go to your maid, and don't go to your confidante, even if you are beautiful The girl throws her arms around you, and you have to refuse decisively, do you hear me clearly?"

Lynn: "..."

Xiaoqi was angry, and repeated it again, saying: "Host, did you hear clearly?"

Lynn: "..."

Seeing Lin En lying there motionless, Xiao Qi was taken aback for a moment, with a bad premonition in his heart.

"What... what's wrong?" Xiao Qi's face showed a trace of panic.

Obviously just... Just now it was fine!

Could it be that father cast some evil curse on his host without his knowledge?

Xiao Qi quickly floated over, grabbed Lynn's arm, and said in a panic:

"Host? Host? What's wrong with you? Don't scare Xiaoqi! It's fine, why are you suddenly not moving..."

But before she finished speaking, Lin En suddenly opened his eyes, and when Xiao Qi was caught off guard, he turned over, and in Xiao Qi's panic, he pushed her to the ground.

Xiao Qi looked at the bad face that was close at hand, his chest heaved up and down in anger, and he gritted his teeth and said:

"Host! You are sick! Is it really interesting to trick me every day?!"

Lin En looked at Xiaoqi's red face and cherry mouth with a smile, and said:

"It's very interesting~"

Saying that, Lin En didn't give Xiao Qi any chance to resist, and gently covered her red lips.

"Hmm... Su... Host, aren't you afraid of my father's restriction?!"

"Am I not testing?"

"Well……"

……

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Chapter 312 If you want to learn, I will teach you another day

At the same time, Lingyi, who had been waiting in the distance for a long time, finally became impatient.

She shook her head and said, "This child, isn't it life and death, and it will take so long to say goodbye?"

She let out a sigh of relief, gently levitated up, and levitated towards the direction Xiao Qi left.

"Little Seven..."

She was about to call Xiaoqi's name.

But at this moment, she suddenly heard the sound of two people talking from behind a boulder.

In an instant, she froze in place.

"Damn! Host! You are too hard! It hurts me!"

"Then I'll be gentler...does it still hurt now? Is it more comfortable? (gently)"

"Hm...much better... (inarticulate)"

"Be patient, pain is a normal thing, it's not because you were too careless just now..."

"It's obviously the host's fault! How can you blame Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi is bleeding!! It hurts!"

"But logically speaking, Xiao Qi's physical fitness shouldn't hurt you even with a sword stab, right? How could..."

"Isn't it because Xiao Qi is afraid that if he gets nervous, he will kill the host all at once?! If Xiao Qi gets along with you in a normal state, the host may die if he doesn't pay attention~"

"Unhappy! (poke)"

"Woo!! Host!! How could you poke it in all of a sudden! It's very sensitive there! It hurts! It hurts so much! Take it out!!"

"Humph!"

Xiaoqi's painful exclamation came from afar.

Ling Yi was shocked immediately.

In her mind, one unsightly picture after another appeared in an instant.

"This hateful bastard, Xiao Qi is still a child! How could she treat Xiao Qi like that! A beast! It's not as good as a beast!"