I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

Countless birds flew into the sky,

Lin En quickly avoided the lightning bolts one after another, holding the tape recorder in his hand, and ran to the depths eagerly, turned his head and said eagerly:

"Xiao Qi! Calm down! Calm down! Didn't you say you would never shock me again?"

Behind him, Xiao Qi was driving Lightning, gnashing his teeth and chasing after him, shouting:

"Did I say that? Dog host, Xiaoqi really almost fell for you! It's really hard to guard against!"

"Dog host, aren't you going to die? Then Xiaoqi will give you a free cremation today! You don't need to thank me!"

Click!

Click!

"Murder your husband! Murder your husband!"

Chapter 279 About the Evil Follow-up of the Set within the Set

After a few minutes.

Lin En's back was pressed against a cliff, sweating all over his body, his eyes widened, watching Xiao Qi who was approaching step by step, with no way to retreat.

Xiaoqi's whole body was covered with thunder, and his whole body was full of purple air, saying:

"What? Don't you run away, the dog host?"

Lin En stretched out his hand, stared at his big eyes, and said:

"Xiao Qi, listen to me explain to you. I definitely didn't mean that. My honest heart is a lesson from heaven and earth. If I have the slightest intention of trying to trick you, I will kill off my children and grandchildren!"

"I won't believe you anymore!" Xiao Qi gritted her teeth and said angrily:

"If I don't teach the host a lesson today, it's really hard to get rid of Xiao Qi's hatred in my heart!"

"watch out!"

In an instant, Xiao Qi waved his sleeves suddenly.

In an instant, countless stones floated up from the ground and shot towards Lin En at an unimaginable speed.

boom--

A loud bang.

A stone hit Lin En's ear not far away two centimeters, and the cliff behind him split into gaps in an instant.

Lynn was shocked and said: "It's really a fight!"

"Nonsense!" Xiao Qijiao shouted.

Lynn immediately scrambled to dodge the stones that exploded at a terrifying speed.

Thanks to Lin En's agility, although the speed of those stones was fast, Lynn still dodged them without any risk.

With more and more stones, Lynn became more and more proficient in dodging.

Can't help...

Lin En became proud, (???????????) said:

"As expected of me, Lynn, even with my agility, this little stone still wants to hit me. It's really naive! A joke!"

But at the next moment, only a "bang" was heard.

Lynn was caught off guard, and suddenly his eyes widened.

His body suddenly turned into a cooked shrimp.

This unspeakable pain...

It seems to have been smashed into something incredible!

My God!

Lynn froze.

Xiao Qi was also shocked. Seeing Lin En's painful appearance, his heart trembled, and he intercepted the flying stones.

Then she rushed over eagerly, helped Lin En up, and said:

"Host...you...how are you?"

Lin En clutched it dully, and murmured: "Xiaoqi... You, this stone, ruined not only your host's sexual happiness in the second half of his life, but also your sexual happiness in the second half of his life!"

Looking at Lin En's face, which was turning blue and red from the severe pain, Xiao Qi could clearly see that this time, the host was definitely not pretending.

It was really hit!

Xiao Qi's face turned pale, his lips trembled slightly, and he said, "Yes... I'm sorry, host, Xiao Qi didn't mean that!"

Lin En tremblingly said: "Help me over there and sit for a while!"

Xiao Qi hurriedly helped Lin En move to a big rock step by step. Lin En endured the severe pain and sat down slowly.

Xiao Qi was extremely worried, and instantly transformed a bottle of elixir from his hand and said:

"Host, do you want to take some painkillers..."

Lin En gasped and nodded, grabbed the bottle of elixir, and poured it into his mouth.

After a long time.

Looking at Lin En's gradually relaxed expression, Xiaoqi said worriedly:

"Master, is it still hurting?"

Lin En said sadly: "After taking the medicine, the pain will go away! But what I am worried about now is not the problem of pain or not, but a more serious problem!"

Xiao Qi worried: "What... what's the problem?"

Lin En looked up at the sky at 45 degrees, stood with his hands behind his back, and said sadly: "The problem of cutting off children and grandchildren."

Xiaoqi: "!!!"

"It can't be so serious!" Xiao Qiqiang said with a smile: "That... just rubbing it for a while, it will definitely not affect you, the host must be worrying too much!"

Lin En said sadly: "If you really worry too much, that's great! But, Xiao Qi, you have to understand that this is the most vulnerable part of a man's body, and it is also the most vital part of the body. Normally speaking, The blow just now, if it was someone else, it should have been useless!"

Xiaoqi: "!!!"

Xiao Qi was really scared this time.

There won't really be such serious consequences!No way!

And looking at the sad expression of the dog host, from what I know about him, he should be lying to her again!

But... He obviously tricked himself once just now, how could he trick himself again a few minutes later?

And this incident itself was an accident...

This time it is very likely to be true.

She looked at Lin En nervously, and said: "Host, you...you try it quickly, don't really have any problems..."

Lin En said sadly: "Forget it, it's bad if it's bad, the worst is to practice the Sunflower Book, maybe I can become a tyrannical character like Dongfang Bubai in the future!"

With that said, he stood up and was about to walk away.

Xiao Qi immediately stopped him, widened her beautiful eyes, and said, "How can that be! How can the host practice that kind of evil technique?"

Lynn took a deep breath, turned his head, and muttered, "It doesn't matter anymore!"

"No!" Xiao Qi said seriously: "Try it! See if it's broken!"

Lin En spread his hands, shook his head helplessly, and said, "It's easy to say, how can you try this!"

Xiao Qi fell into deep thought.

Lynn glanced at her, then casually looked at the sky, sighed, and said:

"There are no girls here either!"

Xiao Qi was startled, and said: "Isn't Xiao Qi a girl?"

Lynn shook his head and said, "How can that be done? If I really do this, Xiaoqi, you will definitely say that I have tricked you again. Although I, Lynn, am not a good person, I also know how to behave."

Xiaoqi became anxious immediately, and said: "Dog host, is this the time to care about these things? Is the body important or something else?!"

Lynn hesitated: "But..."

Xiao Qi put her hands on her hips, opened her beautiful eyes, stared at him, and said seriously: "Listen to me."

Seeing the serious expression on Xiaoqi's face, Lin En hesitated again and again, with a look of reluctance, and then sighed as if he had compromised.

He found a rock and sat down, and said helplessly, "Okay."

Xiao Qi walked over gently, then froze.

Although I have a lot of confidence when I say it, how do I actually practice it?

Because, there is no similar experience.

"So..." Xiao Qi nodded her lips and asked in confusion, "How do I do it?"

Lynn glanced at her cherry mouth, but immediately erased the shameful thought from his mind.

He touched his chin, smiled slightly, and said:

"This is actually very simple, without any difficulty."

He gently stretched out his hand and grabbed Xiao Qi's small wrist. Xiao Qi's eyes were full of tension, and those eyes looked at Lin En sometimes, and at the little hand she was holding, pure and embarrassed.

Looking at Xiao Qi's expression, Lin En didn't know why, and his old face was a little red.

Ok……

Doing this, why would there be a sense of guilt for bullying an underage little loli?

But Xiaoqi has existed for millions of years, so he is obviously not considered a minor for a long time.

It can only be said to be a little loli who is a few million years old.

Lynn shook his head, shaking off those thoughts in his mind.

"Xiaoqi, sit on my lap~~" Lin En (???????????) said.

"Why?" Xiao Qi tilted her head and asked.

"Because it will be more convenient to operate!"

"Well……"

Chapter 280 The Heavenly Gate Collapses

"Have you got it?"

"Hmm...hold...hold...but, then...what should I do next?"

"Well, it's actually very simple, it's just a boring and repetitive movement, so don't stress too much, just take your time!"

"All right???!"

Lin En lowered her head and looked at the petite person sitting on her lap. Her face was almost red to the base of her neck, and she lowered her head, not daring to look into his eyes at all.

She just repeated that action so obediently and cutely, quietly and lovingly.

Lynn put his arms around her shoulders, and she leaned forward softly, like a harmless kitten.

Lin En looked at the sky sadly and said with emotion:

"Xiaoqi, it would be great if I could live like this for the rest of my life. I don't want to practice anymore. Let's find a place to live in seclusion. It seems like a good life."

"You can't stop practicing!" Xiao Qi said angrily, "You can't slack off, or you, the host, will die miserably."

Xiao Qi suddenly exerted force.

Lynn gasped in pain, grinned and said:

"I see, I was just talking casually..."

"Hum!"

But suddenly, at this very moment.