I, after failing the college entrance examination, went to cultivate immortality.

"Elder Lin En, if you smell the smoke...will you die?"

Lynn was taken aback.

dead?

He touched his chin and said with a smile: "You can rest assured about this, the dead will definitely not! What I did is not a murderous poison!"

The elder immediately breathed a sigh of relief and let go of his heart.

It seems that Lynn is still very thoughtful!

Chapter 229 Don't Make Me Remember

Immediately, he walked forward enthusiastically, looked at Lin En's pot of black, green and purple viscous medicine, and said doubtfully:

"Elder Lin En, what are the symptoms of your poison?"

"Symptoms?" Lynn touched his chin, thinking:

"If it is a symptom, the whole body should be red at first, which means that the venom has begun to spread..."

The elder nodded thoughtfully and wrote it down.

Red all over?

Ok.

remember.

In the distance, thousands of people picked up binoculars and looked at the two of them in doubt, saying:

"Huh? Why did the Second Elder blush like that? Did something happen?"

The elder asked suspiciously, "Then what's next?"

Lin En thought about it: "Then it should be itching all over the body..."

The elder wrote it down on the paper, then subconsciously stretched out his hand and scratched his butt, but the scratching became more and more itchy, and finally not only his butt, but his whole body slowly began to itch.

Lin En thought about it, and continued: "Generally, when itching, the toxin will further damage the laughing nerve of the other party, so that the poisoned person can't stop laughing, laughing like hell..."

The elder nodded while scratching his itch: "So... Hahahahaha! Then... Hahahahaha... Next... Hahahahaha... Where are you coming? Hahaha!"

Lin En touched his chin and said: "Next, it will be more dangerous. The poisoned person may have hallucinations, fantasize about a non-existent partner, and then perform indescribable actions on him!"

"Because I put a lot of potions that you understand, it will cause the other party to be unable to be satisfied, and it will become more and more uncomfortable. Then find some more dangerous things and perform some more indescribable and intense behaviors."

Thousands of people went to wait for someone to pass through the telescope, and instantly saw a scene that shocked them so much.

Seeing their elder, as if having a sudden convulsion, he laughed, turned his head obsessively, and looked at the cauldron where Lin En was brewing medicine.

A giant cauldron that was extremely hot and smoky!

"So beautiful... girl... are you my fairy?" He murmured obsessively,

Then he walked over step by step, hugging the hot medicine cauldron.

chi chi chi———

Waves of hot smoke came out of him, but he didn't seem to notice it.

Thousands of people went: "!!!"

Everyone: "!!!"

Thousands of people pointed at the elder beside Lin En in the distance, and said in shock:

"What is he doing!!"

Another elder beside him blew his beard and stared, shocked and said:

"It seems to be doing some kind of intimate behavior with Yao Ding!"

Thousands of people went in shock and said:

"Don't he think it's hot?!"

The elder stared and said:

"This old man has never tried it, and the old man doesn't know!"

The elder turned his head and asked with hazy eyes: "Then what then?"

Lin En raised his head sadly, and said: "Generally, after this level of development, the pain-sensing nerves in the poisoned person's body should have been completely destroyed, so he will not feel any pain, but will feel refreshed."

The elder kissed the hot medicine cauldron, and said obsessively, "It's cool~"

Thousands of people stared blankly at the elder who was holding the hot medicine cauldron, and they were all stunned.

Lin En didn't notice what was happening behind him, he explained to himself, and smiled slightly: "And it will be even worse after that, because this comfortable feeling is only temporary, and soon he will wake up and see what he has seen. Everything you do, the feeling of shame, is the most ruthless step of this poison!"

At the next moment, behind Lin En, the elder who was hugging Yaoding and chirping me like a lover, his eyes froze for a moment.

In an instant, he regained his clarity.

Then he looked blankly at the woman in his arms, and said, "Girl, why are you so hot? Do you have a fever?"

He heard the girl in his arms smile and said: "No, because she is not a girl at all, she is a red-hot medicine cauldron! Of course it will be hot!"

The next moment, he suddenly woke up.

He saw clearly what girl he was holding in his arms, it was obviously the hot medicine cauldron where Lin En made medicine!

He was horrified.

"Fuck!!"

In an instant, he remembered the terrifying scene between him and the medicine cauldron just now.

In his mind, that girl instantly turned into a huge hot cauldron in front of him.

"God!!"

His eyeballs almost popped out, and his hands trembled violently.

what happened!

In the end what happened!

What am I doing! !

Lin En stood with his hands behind his back, a little proud, turned his head, and said:

"Elder, isn't my fierce poison good? Isn't it..."

The next moment, Lin En saw the elder who was scorched black all over, with trembling pupils, as if he really came out of a coal mine.

Holy shit! !

Lynn was startled.

"Elder, what's wrong with you? How did you become like this!"

The elder seemed to be crazy, rushed over in an instant, grabbed Lin En, and tremblingly said:

"Didn't you say it's okay to smell the poison? Didn't you say it won't kill people?"

Lin En said in amazement: "Yes, it is true that no one will die, but life would be worse than death!"

That elder: "!!!"

"Are you kidding!" the elder yelled, "Why didn't you say it earlier! Why didn't you say it earlier!"

Lin En asked in amazement: "Could it be that you, elder, have been poisoned?"

The elder shouted: "You only know!!"

Lynn was shocked and said: "Fuck, no way, elder, have you really experienced hallucinations like I said? Have you ever seen a woman you think is very beautiful?"

In an instant, the scene that happened just now appeared in his mind.

But the difference is that this time, the one with him is no longer the enchanting girl in his fantasy, but the hot medicine cauldron.

that kind of picture...

That picture is like...

"My God!!" He yelled, turned his head in shame, and slammed his head against the pillar at a rate of more than a dozen times per second.

"Don't remind me, don't remind me! Forget it! What a shame! What a shame!!"

Lin En stared in amazement at the elder who was crazily hitting the pillar, and suddenly felt a little sympathy, and reached out his hand to comfort him, but he didn't dare.

"That... Elder, calm down." Lin En swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said:

"Anyway, I don't see many people. Except for the suzerain and the others, there are no one else. Calm down..."

The elder froze.

Seen by... by hundreds of people...

He turned his head and glanced at thousands of people staring at them in the distance.

"..."

"Ahhh!!!"

"Not alive!"

The next moment, he roared and hit the pillar hundreds of times faster than before.

dong dong dong-

The sound of impact is endless.

Lin En said in amazement: "What's going on, I'm comforted! Why is the effect counterproductive!"

Xiaoqi: "..."

The next moment, the elder turned his head suddenly, stared at Lin En tremblingly, and said:

"It's all you! It's all you bastard! I'm going to kill you! Then commit suicide!!"

As he spoke, he frantically rushed towards Lynn.

Lynn was startled, and quickly glanced at the time.

Coming!

According to the situation, the sobriety should be over soon!

3!

2!

1!

Just when he was about to rush in front of Lin En, Lin En suddenly stretched out his hand, pointed at the medicine cauldron next to him, and said solemnly:

"Your girlfriend is there."

The elder froze, his eyes suddenly became fascinated, and then, under Lin En's gaze, he bounced towards the medicine cauldron.

Soon, an unbearable voice came from over there.

Lynn was in a mess in the wind.

Xiao Qi said dully: "Host, what should we do?"

Lin En wiped off his sweat and said, "Let's have cold salad, what else can I do?"

The next moment, Lin En rushed to the elder quickly, kicked him in the face, and kicked him more than ten meters away.

Then Lin En put the medicine cauldron into the inner space, turned to thousands of people and shouted at them:

"Thousands of people are coming, your elder is going to smash my medicine cauldron! Come and save me!"

The crowd was shocked.

Is it really true?

They are too far away, they can't see very clearly, is it finally stone hammer now? !

Everyone rushed forward.

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