The old driver of the infinite world

Chapter 262 A Great War Is Imminent

At night, dark clouds cover the moon, and old crows sing.

Yuan Batian forcibly broke into Guoqing Temple and took away the golden body behind the Buddha statue.

This golden body is so unusual that it needs the blood of seventy-seven and forty-nine women to destroy it.

As long as the golden body is destroyed, the black Rakshasa will no longer be hindered in this world, and the world will turn into a ghost hell.

And currently there is only one place with the most women...

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At the entrance of Yixiangyuan.

Zhu Dachang, a beggar of the ninth generation, dared not set foot in Yixiangyuan no matter what.

Even if he put on clean clothes and tidied up his hairstyle, even if he looks like a human being, it is still difficult to conceal his inferiority complex.

Ji Dian gave Zhu Dachang a push, and said lightly: "Let's go, don't leave the ink marks, Xiaoyu has been inside you for a long time!"

Zhu Dachang looked at his own attire and said awkwardly: "Master, don't lie to me, Xiaoyu will never like a beggar no matter what...I'm just a beggar..."

Wang Jue shook his head helplessly, then took out a mirror and said to Zhu Dachang: "Now take a look at yourself in the mirror, look at your whole body, you still look like a beggar, as the saying goes, Qian Zhuang is cowardly, you Now that you have money and face, what are you afraid of!"

Zhu Dachang whispered: "But these are all given by you. I know that sooner or later you will return to the sky, and then I will be beaten back to my original shape. If this is the case, I might as well not go, lest... "

"In case Xiaoyu sees through your true face, right?" Wang Jue took the words and continued: "Zhu Dachang, remember, although we gave you everything on your body, you bought your fate with Xiaoyu in exchange for your life. You were a beggar before, but that doesn't mean you'll be a beggar in the future, if you change your ways from now on, you might get married with Xiaoyu, don't you want to?"

Zhu Dachang was silent for a long time after hearing the words, and then slowly said: "I think...but how can I change my past?"

Wang Jue showed an inscrutable smile, and then he spread his palm, and saw a small blue pill in his palm, "You take this medicine, and then go to Xiaoyu!"

Holding the pill, Zhu Dachang wondered, "What is this?"

"Cough cough..." Wang Jue coughed twice, then looked around and found that Zhao Yingkong was not there, cleared his throat and continued: "This is a medicine that stimulates male hormones, don't worry about it , eat it quickly!"

"But what are hormones?" Zhu Dachang continued to ask.

At this time, Ji Dian couldn't stand Zhu Dachang who was moaning anymore, so he directly stuffed the medicine into Zhu Dachang's mouth, the small blue pill melted in his mouth, and Zhu Dachang could feel the warmth and comfort in his lower abdomen immediately.

Ji Dian pushed Zhu Dachang again, "Let's go!"

Zhu Dachang waved his hands and said, "No, I still don't dare."

"MD! You unworthy bastard!" Ji Dian cursed, dragged and forced Zhu Dachang, and walked into Yixiang Courtyard.

Looking at the figures of the two of them, Wang Jue sighed, and then said to Fa Hai: "Let's go, let's go see the world of mortals together."

Fahai recited the Buddha's name and said, "Amitabha, I'd better stay where you are and wait for you, monk."

"Tsk tsk tsk, look, the gap between you and Jidian has come out. He can face the brothel with a normal heart, but you are afraid of it like a tiger and wolf. He let go but you don't let go, so he is an arhat and you are not. "Wang Jue said flickeringly.

"I..." Fa Hai was about to speak.

But I heard Wang Jue continue to say: "If you want to become a Buddha, you must first become a human being. If you don't even have this point of concentration, you should return to the secular world early and practice some kind of Buddha."

Fahai clasped his hands together, lowered his head and said, "Young monk knows that his cultivation is not enough, and he is easily distracted by the world of flowers and flowers, so he dare not set foot here, for fear of breeding demons."

Wang Jue stretched his waist, and said lazily: "The demon, the more you are afraid of it, the easier it will come to you. If you are sincere and fearless, then you will never have a heart." Worry about demons... How about this, I will teach you the mantra of purifying the mind, and you will be free from the worries of demons in your heart by reciting this mantra silently."

Although Fa Hai was moved, he still restrained himself and said slowly, "No, I can recite Buddhist scriptures myself."

Wang Jue immediately said: "You are welcome, I pass you this curse conveniently so that you can follow me to Beiming to subdue demons and eliminate demons. There is also a thousand-year-old centipede with profound cultivation that needs to be dealt with. He will kill Sanskrit, if you don’t have an immediate countermeasure, you will easily be distracted by him.”

Fahai nodded and said, "In that case, thank you, Daoist, Amitabha..."

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In Yixiang Courtyard, the old bustard warmly entertained Zhu Dachang, who was clean and handsome.

The old bustard greeted him with a smile and said, "I see that you are very familiar with me. Is this the first time? Is there any girl who is familiar with it?"

Zhu Dachang hesitated and couldn't speak for a long time, Ji Dian replied instead of him: "Let's find Xiaoyu!"

The old procuress saw that there were actually two monks among the four men in front of him, his complexion changed again and again, and he thought to himself: "It's so bad in the world, even the monks have come out to visit brothels..."

But he still said with a smile on his face: "Are the four of you here to look for Xiaoyu? What a coincidence, she is here today as my aunt!"

I saw Wang Jue throwing a gold ingot at the old bustard very skillfully.

The old bustard immediately smiled, and her smile was wrinkled, "Oh, her aunt just left, but she lives here and doesn't pick up guests."

Wang Jue smiled lightly, and then threw another ingot of gold ingots at the bustard.

The bustard immediately changed her words: "It's okay, she occasionally plays a guest role, but the four of you are not..."

Wang Jue continued to throw out an ingot of gold ingots. At this time, the bustard had no more questions, and smiled and brought the four of them to Xiaoyu's room, then turned and left.

In the room, I saw Xiaoyu lying on the window sill blankly, looking at the sky with absent-minded eyes, and immediately glanced at the door when he heard the movement at the door, and then said: "Four people, please agree first, I will charge four times the price !"

Ji Dian tugged at Zhu Dachang, who was still covering his face with a folding fan, and said, "It's all here, why are you ashamed, go quickly!"

At this moment, Xiaoyu turned her head to look at Ji Dian, and said with a smile, "It's you!" Ji Dian agreed, "Yes, it's me...Da Chang, go quickly! Don't pull my clothes!"

Xiaoyu said slowly: "Since everyone has met, that's good, I'll give you a [-]% discount!" Then she sat on the bed, hooked her fingers and said lazily, "Come on!"

Ji Dian walked up to Xiaoyu speechlessly, and said helplessly, "What else would you do besides lying down and collecting money?"

Xiaoyu leaned close to Jidian's ear and whispered, but naturally Wang Jue heard what she said...

"Flying dragons in the sky, ants climbing trees, old men pushing carts, roots of old trees, dragonflies touch water, ****, hanging upside down with golden hooks..."

Ji Dian's face changed when he heard this, and he showed a wretched smile, "Well, it's okay to hang upside down? No way..."

Then he shook his head and immediately came back to his senses, and said with a gloomy look on his face, "Damn, why would I talk to you about this thing? I mean, can you change your career, for example, selling tofu!"

Xiaoyu looked at Jidian suspiciously, and asked, "Will the stall be placed by the door or by the bed?"

"Pfft..." Ji Dian became furious when he heard this, vomited a mouthful of blood, then turned around and patted Wang Jue on the shoulder and said, "I'll go outside to blow some air first, and leave the rest to Wang Jue." is you......"

After finishing speaking, he hunched his body and walked downstairs in embarrassment.

Wang Jue nodded, snatched the fan from Zhu Dachang's hand, then took Fa Hai out together, and locked the door by the way.

Downstairs, Wang Jue patted Ji Dian who was breathing fresh air and said, "It's done."

Ji Dian wondered: "Isn't it? It's so fast, you're going to get it done as soon as the front foot is gone? Is it the blue pill?"

Wang Jue nodded and said, "That's right, the medicinal power of 'I love a firewood' is not for nothing!"

"Aphrodisiac?" Ji Dian asked tentatively.

"Of course!" Wang Jue replied affirmatively.

Ji Dian poked Wang Jue's arm and said with a smile, "You are so bad, Brother Jue..."

Fa Hai was silently reciting the mantra of purifying the mind even more quickly, the world of mortals was really scary, how did this kind of person become a god, the law of heaven is not fair!

At this time, Yuan Batian, the villain of the ninth generation, walked over with a murderous look, and the minions behind him were still carrying a box.

Seeing this, Ji Dian immediately said: "It's just in time, this time I'll take care of you as well."

As he spoke, he used the magical power of the palm-leaf fan to invite Bodhidharma's upper body, and then threw the palm-leaf fan in his hand into the sky to turn it into a lotus oil lamp, and said confidently: "With the upper body of Patriarch Bodhidharma and the time of a lamp, there is no reason why you can't be fair. what!"

"Wait!" Wang Jue called to stop Ji Dian, and then leaned up to him and whispered, "Is there a Patriarch Bodhidharma in your Lingshan now?"

Ji Dian replied in a low voice: "Ahem, one of the incarnations of the Buddha."

Wang Jue suddenly realized: "Oh, I understand, you go." After speaking, he took a few steps back to make room, and took out happy water and popcorn by the way.

A big battle is about to start!

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In the room, although Zhu Dachang's image changed drastically, Xiaoyu still recognized him at a glance.

Xiaoyu walked up to Zhu Dachang very happily, and said softly: "It's you, I thought you wouldn't come back again, you've become clean..."

Zhu Dachang stood in the same place very awkwardly, neither standing nor sitting, glanced at Xiaoyu quietly, and then replied in a low voice: "Yes..."

Xiaoyu smiled and asked, "What's your name?"

"My name is Da Zhong, you can call me Da Zhong." Zhu Dachang said slowly.

"Da Zhong..." Xiaoyu murmured softly, then glanced at Zhu Dachang, and said with a half-smile: "Then what are you doing here today?" "I, I..." Zhu Dachang Just as he was about to answer, a fiery heat rose from his lower abdomen and instantly swept across his whole body. At this moment, Zhu Dachang's face was flushed, and he kept panting...

A battle is imminent!

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Chapter 263 The Wicked

It was late at night, and the sky was overcast, and a gust of wind rose from nowhere, and when passing through the streets and alleys, it changed into ghosts and howled.

The open space outside Yixiangyuan.

Ji Dian invited Patriarch Bodhidharma to the upper body, confidently planning to solve the fateful reincarnation of the ninth beggar Zhu Dachang, the ninth pheasant Xiaoyu, and the ninth villain Yuan Batian in one go today.

"Stop!" Ji Dian shouted.

Yuan Batian was taken aback when he saw Ji Dian, and then he said angrily: "Smelly monk, if you mess with your God, don't go find a place to hide, and dare to come to my site to seek death, okay! I will help you!"

After Yuan Batian finished speaking, he bowed slightly, his clothes drummed without wind, and he kicked his feet on the ground with all his strength. His figure was as unstoppable as a tiger on the mountain, and he rushed towards Jidian. Killing Jidian to death, he swiftly and viciously slapped him on the forehead.

Ji Dian squinted his eyes halfway, and stood on the spot without saying a word, neither dodging nor avoiding, and after seeing Yuan Batian's ruthless attack and killing people, he wanted to teach him a lesson.So he poured his strength into the index finger of his right hand, and poked Yuan Batian's palm directly to break the face.

The moment the two palms collided, Yuan Batian immediately felt a piercing pain mixed with numbness from the palms along the right arm and directly swept across the whole body.

Yuan Batian groaned and endured the severe pain like an electric shock, his body immediately retreated a few feet, his right hand behind his back trembled slightly uncontrollably, and a few drops of cold sweat oozed from his forehead.

At this time, Yuan Batian's face was distorted, and his face was full of flesh, as if a yaksha evil spirit had come to the world.

Ji Dian pretended to blow his fingers, and said with a slight smile, "Tsk tsk, seeing your complexion is so bad, it must be because of your kidney failure, so how about it, if I do a good deed, how about going back with me to become a monk and take good care of your body?"

"Smelly monk, dead bald donkey, I'll go to your uncle!" Yuan Batian cursed directly.

Wang Jue, who was eating popcorn and drinking happy water, was taken aback when he saw this scene. He admired Yuan Batian in his heart, and dared to mention the word "bald donkey" in front of the people in Lingshan, and added a Dead word!I really don't know how to write the word dead!

As soon as Ji Dian heard the words 'dead bald donkey', his complexion changed drastically, and his anger surged up, and he cursed inwardly: "I have long black and beautiful hair, are you blind!" With a cane, he said coldly: "If that's the case, then I'll hit you!"

I saw that Ji Dian was holding two rattan canes in front of him, and he shot swiftly and non-stop on Yuan Batian's body like a storm.

Yuan Batian immediately ran away with his head in his arms, and fled around in a mess to avoid him. Ji Dian chased him closely and beat him non-stop.

But after only a few minutes, Ji Dian was so tired that he had to stop temporarily to take a breath, wiped the sweat from his forehead, "MD, I'm exhausted!"

Seeing this scene, Wang Jue thought to himself, although the Ruyi Treasure Fan is unparalleled in power, but now Jidian's body is just an ordinary mortal's body after all, without any training, even if he can invite Bodhidharma's upper body, it will not be able to perform well. out the corresponding strength.

Therefore, it is a waste to use the cattail fan for Ji Dian. If it is used for Wang Jue, he will call out the heavenly soul of Taiyi Zhenxian in minutes, and directly crush the audience with force. Daluo Jinxian will have to kneel when he comes ...(The last time the Heavenly Soul returned to the Realm with Me, it was already considered dead in the judgment of the main god, so half of the Taiyi Dao Fruit obtained by the card Rebirth Cross Chapter BUG also disappeared, the current cultivation base and king Jue also belongs to the Earth Immortal, but the upper limit of 'sex' kung fu is still Taiyi.)

On the other hand, Yuan Batian, although his figure looks awkward, he is also a person who has achieved a little success in martial arts. His fists and feet are hard bridges and hard horses. , very durable.

Although the current Yuan Batian is temporarily at a disadvantage, if Ji Dian doesn't get rid of him sooner, he will definitely lose!

I saw Yuan Batian rushed into the Yixiang Courtyard while taking advantage of Jidian's gasping for breath, and rushed out a moment later with a cold Guangdao.

Seeing this, Ji Dian was about to throw the cane in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "MD, two hundred and five, I can't teach it!" Then he took out two machetes from behind and chopped at Yuan Batian directly.

Ji Dian asked Bodhidharma's force behind his upper body to be high but he kept his hands deliberately. Although Yuan Batian's force was not as good, but he was full of murderous aura with a closed knife, and he did not hesitate to fight with his life. They are evenly matched.

Wang Jue, who was watching the battle from the sidelines, sighed and said, "What are you doing with this kind of person? Why don't you just kill him and let me disperse his soul. This is also a benefit to the world!"

Seeing that Ji Dian was parrying and closing the knife, he replied out of breath: "It's very cool for you to cut everything like this, but what's the use even if his soul is gone, the karma of karma still exists in the world, so we have to get rid of him." !"

And Yuan Batian's face was full of ferocity, and he roared: "Damn bald donkey, cross your mother's cross!"

"Hey, you son of a bitch, look at the trick!" Ji Dian immediately became angry, and his strength instantly increased a bit, this time he didn't hold back his hand, and instantly put Yuan Batian at a disadvantage.

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On the other side, Xiaoyu lay in Zhu Dachang's arms with a blushing face and a contented face, and said coquettishly, "You are so brave, as if you haven't touched a woman in more than ten years."

And Zhu Dachang looked at the roof with absent-minded eyes, and replied blankly: "Over 20 years..."

"Ah, it's been so long!" Xiaoyu was taken aback.

At this time, Zhu Dachang's body tensed instantly, and he hurriedly said: "No, I can't help it, it's up again!"

"Then come on, be rude!"

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