Lying in the world at the same time, I became a child of two or five

"That's right!"

On the side, Hong Luren nodded frantically. It's true that they are old-fashioned, and it's true that they like a kind of in-depth exercise.

But what they like is selective, proactive, and partially in-depth.

Who knows what this dark stick was used for?

At that time, will it be Heibang Luren's legs or his head that gets wet?

Moreover, judging from the fact that Hei Bang Luren was lying on the ground, and the underground was all wet, did it mean that Hei Bang Luren might have been wet with his head and legs together?

Just thinking about it, both of them felt their scalps go numb. What kind of terrifying existence could accommodate a length of two feet?

terrible!

terrible!

"I...it's not what you think at all!" Tie Bang Lu Ren argued.

"That's right! You're right!" Lu Ren nodded, "If you hadn't come in wet, I might have believed you..."

"..."

"It's fucking water! It still stinks!"

"Of course we can tell it's water!" Hong Luren turned to the topic, if it wasn't for water, would they have retreated so decisively?

The feeling of being stuffed in the whole person, just thinking about it, you know that it must be uncomfortable, as long as you are not a pervert, you will definitely not like it.

Now that the black stick Lu Ren said it stinks, he should stay away even more.

"Our taste has really been lowered by this guy..." Lu Ren, who wears the management bureau, complained from the side.

"Don't talk about it, he is just a stick, and he has no chance to resist..." Hong Luren expressed his understanding.

"I... I became a weapon spirit as soon as I crossed over! This magic weapon was buried in the pool, what can I do? I am also very desperate!"

"Can you be normal? I don't know how long I have traveled to that world. I have been staying in the valley, buried in the water, and my whole body is wet. Forget it. The stagnant water has been stagnant for a long time, and it still smells like a mother. , no one has spoken yet! I can’t do without myself!”

"I don't know how long I've been alone in that kind of place, it's been so long that I'm desperate!"

"When I first started traveling, I would recall the resources I had seen in my mind to relieve boredom. After a long time, I realized that it's boring! It's really boring!"…

"You two are so low-minded, is it really me?"

"Is it true?" Hong Luren took two steps forward cautiously, a little bit disbelieving, such a shape, such a wet state, if it was not left behind by doing bad things, who would believe it?

Anyway, Lu Ren doesn't believe it!

"what!"

Without a trace, Hong Luren was pushed and fell to the ground, just in time to touch the black stick Luren.

"Zhuo! Did you fucking use me to test?" The moment he was pushed, Hong Luren sensed Luren's thoughts of passing through the management bureau, but it was too late to react.

Now, Hong Luren has completed intimate contact with Heibang Luren, he picked up the black stick, and wanted to throw it at Lu Ren, who passed through the management bureau.

"Your sister! I'm going to throw up! You beat you, why throw me?" The black stick Lu Ren only felt his head spinning for a while, and was thrown on Lu Ren of the Chuanguan Bureau.

"vomit!"

The passer-by who was thrown by the black stick Lu Ren couldn't help but vomited out. No memory exchange was as violent as the feeling of spinning around at the moment.

"I'll give it back to you! I'll let you try how it feels to spit it out."

"Ouch! Give it back!"

"vomit!"

"vomit……"

"You two bastards! How can I have such two selves like you two?"

In the end, Lu Ren and Hong Lu Ren, who could only retch, gave up the fight, and Lu Ren, who could only be injured, was finally able to speak completely.

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Made!If it hadn't turned into a stick, he would have spit it out too!

"Now you all should believe in my innocence, right?" Hei Bang Lu Ren said.

"Let me take it easy..." Lu Ren said with difficulty.

"I believe it!" Hong Luren was in a slightly better condition.

"But... what kind of world is that of yours? You won't be buried in a pool of water for the rest of your life, right?" When Hong Luren said this, he always felt that this black stick Luren seemed a bit miserable.

"Probably not..." Hei Bang Luren said uncertainly, "I suspect it's the world of Xianxia, ​​otherwise how could I become a black stick spirit?"

Yes!It's fine!

Artifact spirit is a more decent way of saying it, the real way of saying it should be spirit!

he!Awesome!The black stick is the body!

"Besides, after just coming into contact with that guy, I feel that there seems to be a little more energy in my body... If the energy is enough, I might be able to fly out by myself."

Heibang Luren said uncertainly, it feels like too much, but there is always a lot of energy in his body, although it will be difficult to move, but there is indeed a burst of energy.

"That's evil spirit!" Lu Ren said, "Hmm...it should be! A special product of the fantasy world of Xianxia, ​​I just wonder if that world will be brought abnormally by you..."

Pointing to the black stick Lu Ren, Lu Ren's intention to pass through the management bureau is obvious. He suspects that the black stick Lu Ren will lead the world astray...

Such a shape...

I have to make him think about it...

"You should pay attention! Don't be caught by the Transit Management Bureau!"

"Boiled!"

Needless to say, Heibang Lu Ren understood what Lu Ren meant by passing through the management bureau. …

Lu Ren rolled his eyes, the black stick Lu Ren was useful to him, he just had to touch a certain place, it was a little hot, scalding, and he even lamented that it could absorb energy and make him hot.

With this kind of reaction, he would never believe that the world of black stick Lu Ren is normal.

"Whatever the world, isn't it still useless now?" Hong Luren complained from the side, "At least I can provide a resource, he is a single iron stick, and he has to rely on prostitution for nothing to become stronger!"

"That's right, I feel like I'm not as good as a duck." Lu Ren, who wears the management bureau, nodded aside, and there is no chance to conquer Ning Fu Po with hard power.

If there is a self who has time-traveled into a duck, it may be of great help to him, the technology is universal!

You have to prove to Fu Po Ning that his achievements in learning technology are far more than that, right?

"Quack! Quack! Is there another handsome human duck?"

As soon as Lu Ren's words fell, there were two more figures in the dark space, one humanoid and one... a duck!

Yes!It's a duck!

"Did I just fall asleep and was caught by humans?" Lu Ya walked out of the shadow step by step, looked at the three people present with disdain, and said disdainfully, "Give up! I know You covet this duck's handsome appearance and extraordinary thinking, but this duck will never be abducted by humans and tamed by you!"

"This duck will never be your Pokmon! Even if it is dead! Even if it is caught! It is impossible for this duck to be your Pokmon!"

"Don't I know? You are not trying to tame me at all, but you are coveting my body and wanting to turn me into a breeding duck! I will never give in to Lu Duck!"

Lu Ya screamed, as a human being, he will never be dominated by desires and become a breeding duck!

mother duck?

He can't do it at all, okay?

On the side, Hong Luren and Lu Ren, who were watching this scene, looked at each other in blank dismay.

Chapter 123 Road Duck.

Chapter 124 The Pokémon on the Tip of the Tongue

"You've opened your mouth a lot, haven't you..." Hong Luren was quite speechless looking at Lu Ren who passed through the management bureau.

Lu Ren, who went through the management bureau, also touched his mouth.

"Haha! Hahaha! Hahahahahahahahaha! Someone is worse than me! Someone is worse than me!"

A certain guy who has been wet after time travel couldn't help laughing.

"I never said it was this kind of duck? But this guy just said that he became a Pokémon?" Lu Ren, who wears the management bureau, covered his head. Why did another useless self come here?

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"That's right, what kind of duck can he be?" Hong Luren looked at the duck in front of him, and always felt a little familiar, but it seemed that something was missing, and he couldn't tell.

"It's not a reachable duck!" Lu Ren, who wears the management bureau, shook his head, not yellow enough!

"It's not a Gotha Duck either!"

Not handsome enough!But it does look familiar...

Looking at Lu Duck with brown fur on his back, pure white front, sharp beak and yellow claws, the more Lu Ren looks familiar...

"You... scallion duck?" Lu Ren, who passed through the management bureau, asked uncertainly.

Hearing Lu Ren's question from the management bureau, Lu Ya flapped its wings and stepped back ten steps away.

"Sure enough! You are the ones who covet my delicious body!"

"Duck with green onions?" Hong Luren was stunned for a moment, then looked at Lu Ya, "Where's the onion?"

"Stupid humans! Do you carry ingredients to cook yourself?" Lu Duck said disdainfully, "Do you think I'm as stupid as other ducks with scallions?"

"He is..."

"Normal! After all, it is an extremely rare edible Pokémon." Lu Ren patted Hong Lu Ren on the shoulder, signaling him not to be surprised.

If there is no such reaction, Luya might have become someone else's dish.

You know, in the eight episodes of the first animation No.40, in the illustration book of the little mentally retarded, the introduction of the duck with scallions is excellent!

Scallion Duck and Duck Pokémon are rare Pokémon because they taste extremely delicious when eaten with certain plants.

Hmm... tastes great!

It's almost extinct to eat, one can imagine how great it is.

"Gulu!" Lu Ren swallowed his saliva.

"Zhuo! You really want to eat me, right! This is Lu Ren's feeling, it's just an illusion, right!" Lu Ya fluttered his wings and leaped a certain distance.

keep away!

Must stay away!

These people are greedy for his delicious flesh!

He didn't believe that any trainer was right!

"..." Hong Luren looked at Lu Ren, who saw through the management bureau: "You better stop scaring him... It's not good to scare yourself into problems!"

"rest assured!"

Lu Ren, who went through the management bureau, gave Lu Ya a reassuring look, leaped forward, and caught Lu Ya.

flutter!

Lu Ya, who was caught by Lu Ren, was silent for a moment, and then broke free from Lu Ren's hand.

"Thank you for your strength, me! Luya, you've become stronger! But...you really wanted to eat me just now, right?"

Lu Ya looked at Lu Ren's face, and then at his own wings, would it hurt to flap them?

"An edible Pokémon, don't you want to take a bite?" Chuan Guanju Lu Ren didn't mean to deny it, "I am you! My greed is your greed! Don't deny it! You must want to eat it!"…

"Furthermore! I want to eat duck with scallions, but I don't want to eat you! I want to taste the duck with scallions, so don't I still have to rely on you?"

Lu Ya's eyes widened when he heard the brazen words. This is his kind after time travel. How could he be asked to do such a thing?

Lu Ren, who passed through the management bureau, seemed to feel that he was going too far, and explained: "It doesn't have to be a duck with green onions... The carp king is also fine. You have traveled to the Pokémon world. Wouldn't it be nice if you didn't experience the Pokémon on the tip of your tongue? Very bad?"

"Besides! As a Pokmon, it's normal for you to prey on Pokémon? As a smart Pokmon, it's normal to like cooked food, right? It's okay to like some seasonings, right?"

"..."

Lu Ya frowned and fell into deep thought: "I just got in touch with you, and I seem to have gained some strength, which should make me safer."

"Actually, I have been looking for a suitable duck slave. With these powers, I can finally tame the trainer."

"After I tame Lillie, Sharina, Xiaoguang, and Alice into qualified duck slaves, maybe I can really embark on the road of becoming a food critic."