Lying in the world at the same time, I became a child of two or five

His dog Luren doesn't have much of anything, but the black dog urinates a lot.

Just when Gou Luren was recalling how to vent, and the accumulated grievances from wandering around with Ye Heizi along the way, a voice broke his imagination about all this.

"You can die if you want! Don't hold us back!" Xiongren complained from the side.

Give Ye Heizi a taste of black dog urine?Let Ye Hei give birth?

Don't say that Lu Ren is the Hei Huang who crossed over, even if he is the original Hei Huang, he has to be made into dog meat hot pot.

Gou Luren shrank his neck, seemed to have thought of the consequences, and whispered: "It's really impossible, I'll be wronged, and give him a taste of the black dog's blood..."

"Come on! Shut up!"

On the side, the voice of mother and son He Luren came from the river, that is Ye Hei, do you want to die?

It would be fine if Gou Luren traveled through just a small world with a plot that covers the sky, but if it is a trilogy universe, then Ye Hei at the end must be the proper elder in the entire heavens and worlds.

In that case...if Ye Hei followed the dog Lu Ren and touched them, wouldn't Lu Ren and their group be GG?

Among them, Lu Ren, who is not afraid of being found by Ye Hei? His mother and son He Lu Ren doesn't know, but he feels that he may be found, even if Ye Hei is not some elder of the heavens, he may also be found.

What is the world that the son and mother He Luren traveled through?He himself is not sure!Anyway, there is Zimuhe, and most of them are inseparable from the Journey to the West series. He doesn't know which version of Journey to the West it is.

But what about Journey to the West?Is it normal for the prehistoric world to fall into chaos?

Don't ask why, if you want to ask, just ask the dog author of a certain blue APP, why did you arrange so many Chendong elements to enter the prehistoric world.

Before Lu Ren crossed over, he also heard a legend that a certain Dong supported more than half of the authors of a certain blue APP fantasy area by himself.

In short, since the time of crossing, mother and son He Luren can't eat or sleep. In addition to worrying about the gods and monsters that existed in the original Journey to the West, he also worries about some old evil forces that may exist behind the scenes. Hongjun was even worried that a Ye Heizi, Emperor Huangtian would suddenly come out, or a group of guys would appear and mutter:

"The sky has lost its way, so why worship the sky?"

"When the yin and yang are in chaos, I will stain the blue sky with my demonic blood!"

……

A serious Westward Journey will definitely not run out of these things, but in this increasingly complicated world of the heavens and the people, which traverser can guarantee that he is traveling through the serious original world?

Maybe you thought you had traveled to the world of Jin Yong's martial arts, and then the author of the dog suddenly arranged for a strange recovery?

These days, perhaps by the end of the finale, the protagonist will be invincible, and cuckold authors who arrange the protagonist to be green are rare.

But the protagonist thinks that he is already invincible, but in fact the book has just begun a lot.

The son-in-law He Luren didn't even dare to imagine what kind of world he was going through.

However, things that may bring danger to oneself, such as Gou Luren's dangerous thoughts, let's forget it...

"That's right! You better be honest, it's better not to provoke Ye Hei!" Uchiha Luren touched the dog's head, and accepted his experience and strength after time travel.

In order to be on the safe side, so as not to affect the effect of Zimu River Luren, he put his hand into the Zimu River again.

"This way... it's fine if you can't say it..." Luhito Uchiha's eyes flickered, the things on his side were almost done, and under the guidance of him and Mrs. Mikoto, Itachi-san walked on the path he set.

The only flaw in him is probably that he has too many girls, but...

piece of cake!These are all small problems, he is not married and does not live together, but he just likes to stay in other people's homes.

Who can prove that those people are his concubines?

Besides, if there is a problem, isn't Uchiha Mikoto's problem even bigger?

He still remembers that when he went to the patriarch's house, he overheard a certain lady saying something there: "Mr. Stark, I... I don't want Itachi to fail, please... please give me more... "

Ok……

He didn't sense another self passing through, probably Mrs. Meiqin was speaking...

Anyway, he's safe!Also...the former patriarch...sorry!Another thing I do has nothing to do with me!

Now Uchiha Luren just wants to find a seed of the sacred tree, and then find a way to purify his body fluids, to see if he can create a sacred tree girl with a bunch of small sacred trees under infinite purification.

After reuniting with son-in-law Kawaruhito, Uchiha Rohito handed over the ability of yin and yang escape he had learned over the years, patted Xiongren on the shoulder, and his eyes lit up.

"Damn it! Samsung is so fast? It's really worthy of me! Yin Yang Dun is handed over to you, you must break through it as soon as possible! The value of my side is gone for the time being, and I will leave it to you in the future!"

After saying this, Uchiha Luren slipped away, and as for the night after that, he stayed at Yuhihong, Red Bean, Calamus, Shizune... I don't know which one's home.

Chapter 242 If I said I was hilarious earlier, is there still time?

"..."

Looking at Uchiha Lujin who was gliding so fast, a trace of unspeakable envy flashed in Xiongren's eyes.

When will he be able to rest?

It's just... thinking about his own situation, he sighed slightly, it's not safe!Still need to continue to work hard!

I recalled Uchiha Luren's Yin-Yang Dun in my mind. Although it can't be used directly, the method of shaping and giving life may not be impossible to extract...

Xiongren's eyes flickered slightly, thinking about how this way would help the future cave opening.

On the side, Gou Luren stretched out his paw and also touched Xiongren, with a wretched smile on his mouth.

"Hey... Niang Niangquan, Zimuhe, hey... I hope it will be useful... Ziliu..." Gou Luren disappeared into the dark space and left.

屮!

Seeing this scene, Xiongren stared wide-eyed, and a ray of worry rose in his heart, this guy won't die, right?

He wasn't worried that Gou Luren would use Ye Hei as an experiment, so it's fine to just say hello here, but if he really wanted to do such a thing, he would never have the guts.

Just like Gou Luren accepts a saint as a human pet, hey, kidnaps, verbally insults, or acts as a foot, that’s all. If you really want to use human pets as a mount, Ye Hei has to eat dog meat if there is no transformation It's hot pot.

Gou Luren knew all of these, and would not go too far.

but……

Not daring to use Ye Hei as an experiment doesn't mean he doesn't dare to feed dog urine to fat people!

Don't dare to provoke a strong man, and dare not provoke a Duan De who became an immortal emperor later than a dog?

Even considering that the dog was in a weak position in the era of shrouding the sky and did not attack Duan De, Xiongren felt his scalp tingle when he thought of the thoughts Gou Luren had in his mind when the two met just now. This feeling of myself...

"Don't worry about him! We definitely don't have the guts to cause trouble!" Zimu He Luren said, and Xiongren had no choice but to stop thinking about it.

"Forget it! I'm planning to go back and let my wife have a daughter! Although I'm going to be a grandfather soon, but before that, I can continue to practice the trumpet!" Xiong Ren said, with two points of emotion in his words.

Think about it, the scene when you traveled back then. Unexpectedly, after living in Fengyun World for so many years, Nie Fengbu Jingyun is about to have a baby.

"Grandpa? I don't want to be a grandpa!"

In the dark space, Xiongren and He Luren, who were about to leave, saw an old man with a white beard in the space.

White hair, white beard, square face, brown burlap bunt, blue pants, quick movements, quick eyes, and not many wrinkles on the face, not quite like a normal old man.

"You are..." Xiongren looked at this guy who appeared suddenly, hesitantly, but saw that the person in front of him seemed to be no stranger to the dark space, and he was extremely familiar with it, and he even sighed when he saw his mother and son He Luren.

"Among us, there is a strange flower that crosses into a river? Wouldn't one day turn into a stone?"

"Come on! Give me a punch!" As he said that, the old man put his fist on Xiong Ren, the two wills converged and became one, and then separated, Xiong Ren finally understood the identity of this guy.

It is indeed not the first time that the other party has come, but... the last time he entered this dark space, this guy came in with Danzo's vest.

That's right!It was Lu Ren who joined the strange organization and messed around in the world of Naruto in the name of helping Danzo realize his dream.

That strange organization even had a deal with a certain main god who just died.

And after this Luren completed the mission as Tuan Luren and returned to the organization, he soon received a new mission.

The last time I did a good job in the animation world, this time the new task is still the animation world—Calabash Baby!

That's right! This time, Lu Ren became Cucurbit Baby's grandfather.

"No! How did you do a good job?" Xiongren complained.

"Ghost knows! And... what are you paying attention to? My mission this time is outrageous!"

This time, this Lu Ren's wish is really outrageous, and it is still to realize the wish, but it is different from the wish of becoming Danzo to realize Danzo as Hokage and leading Konoha to grow stronger.

task:

Prove Grandpa's innocence!

Too many people framed that grandpa was of the Pangu tribe, a battle of wits and courage with the goblins became a battle between the Pangu tribe and the Nuwa tribe, the old man who was not afraid of sacrifice became what people called a conspirator, the grandpa of the gourd baby who knew everything Very sad, please raise gourd baby, defeat the goblin, and prove grandpa's innocence.

屮!

Who is so mean, talking too much to tell grandpa the brains of these dirty netizens?

How would he prove his grandfather's innocence?In the original plot, everyone is dead, and just like that, Sha Wei netizens can still say that people are playing chess.

What can Lu Ren do?

Facing a group of netizens who can say that the gourd baby is the offspring of monkeys and seven fairies, and facing a group of netizens who like to play chess and conspiracy theories, he will use his head to prove his grandfather's innocence!

There is no way!There is no way at all!

In short, Yuanmeng Luren has gone numb, and now he only has one dream. If he breaks away from this organization, is there anyone who can realize his dream?

"Sorrow!" Xiongren patted Yuanmeng Luren on the shoulder, um...

I gave this guy his strength, but in the face of a group of goblins, it is not certain whether he can survive, and... the key is this task!

If Luren defeats the monster by himself, will the conspiracy theory be confirmed? Will this mission fail?

"Alas..." Yuanmeng Luren sighed slightly, "I always feel a bit miserable."

However, this world is like this. Whenever you think you are miserable enough, there will be someone worse than you.

"Comparison? Comparing me?" A middle-aged man dressed in Confucian robes and crowns appeared in front of the three Luren. His eyes were red and bloodshot, and his mental state was not very good.

"What's wrong with you? Shouldn't you have graduated?"

Seeing Lu Ren in front of him, Xiongren was somewhat puzzled. In his opinion, Yue Luren should enjoy life. Although there is still the pressure of possible problems in the world, he is not able to solve them. How about Before the world goes wrong, let's have a good time...

Just improve your strength as much as you can, and save the world can only come slowly.

"Stretch out your hand, come and hold one!" Yue Luren said to Xiongren with an ugly expression, "If it wasn't for Wuzhi Luren hinting to me in the chat group, you might still be here, and I wouldn't have come to you to upgrade."

Yue Luren came to upgrade, but he felt that it might not be of much use to upgrade to this level, because there is a specialization in surgery, although Xiongren is only one step away from Samsung, but... it may not be effective for the situation he faces. hit!

"I... am in the world of Swordsman, hell!" Yue Luren's face was gloomy, and he took Xiongren's hand. Seeing this scene, Yuanmeng Luren also moved over, and even his son and mother He Luren beat him. There was a wave and it hit them.

Then, Yue Luren's experience appeared in their minds.

"..."

After seeing what happened to Yue Luren, his mother and son, He Luren, suddenly panicked, and now he said that his previous assumptions were all about talking, so is it too late?

Yuanmeng Luren patted Yue Luren on the shoulder, sighed softly, and left the dark space.

Can't help, can't do anything, so I can do it myself!

Chapter 243 Becoming a Mother Before She Was Born

On a barren hill with only stones left, there is only a thatched hut. Beside the thatched hut, there are two huge rocks covered with vines. A gourd vine is supported by the two huge rocks, and seven gourds of different colors are hung.

Lu Ren's consciousness left from the dark space, and he controlled his body to walk out of the thatched cottage. Yue Luren's predicament was beyond his side, so he slipped away.

Of course, it's not like he doesn't have ways to deal with ghosts, such as trying to take a Qixindan to see if he can get the prodigy of the gourd baby as many fan fictions say. Not to mention, at least the fire baby should have something for ghosts. lethal.

Qiwa's gourd may also be useful.

But firstly, the original book only said that Qixindan has the effect of longevity, secondly...

If he did this, wouldn't the conspiracy theory be confirmed?What about his own mission?

"Dad! Daddy!"

The gourd babies, who didn't realize that they were about to face the predicament of stillbirth, saw Lu Ren walking out of the house, and they all shouted happily, so it was very lively.

Looking at the noisy seven gourds, Lu Ren felt a little worried.

He came a bit late, the gourd baby was almost grown, which also meant that the monsters were coming to catch people.

He is faced with two choices, one is to be captured by the monster, and the other is to show his strength and repel the monster.

Being captured by monsters and following the original plot is obviously useless for his mission, otherwise he wouldn't be in this world anymore.