Personal profession fills in corpses, the police are numb

They quickly covered their mouths, for fear of laughing outright.

Cough twice stiffly: "You, you continue."

Seeing this, Li Fugui's small face immediately twisted together, about to collapse, holding his head and screaming:

"You guys are laughing at me!! Everything I said is true!"

"Student Li Fugui, please don't misunderstand, we are all professionally trained, and we will never laugh unless we can't help it."

The voice did not fall.

The two police officers stopped in Bengbu, slapping their thighs and laughing.

At this moment, the scene described by Li Fugui could not help appearing in their minds.

An ancient zombie, but holding a big knife and resisting a spear...

This is as outrageous as it gets, as outrageous as it gets.

Zombies are such a nonsense!

Plus this modern setting.

Do you think you have biochemical army!

Seeing the two police officers laughing together, Li Fugui fluttered in the wind.

why?

What I said clearly is the truth, why no one believes it! ?

"Hey, you guys will definitely regret it!!"

Li Fugui sighed helplessly, and just wanted to get up and leave.

But at this moment, the door of the office was suddenly pushed open.

I saw a figure wearing a bamboo hat and a robe, walking in.

Followed by a beautiful woman in hot shorts.

Seeing this, Li Fugui immediately groaned!

He fell to the ground and hugged the thighs of the two policemen, not daring to let go.

His body was shaking, and he cried out with snot and tears: "It's him! It's the zombie he manipulated! Uncle policeman, please help me!"

The smiles of the two policemen suddenly subsided.

Just now they saw that this person's attire was a little weird.

Coupled with Li Fugui's frightened expression at this time, it was even more wrong.

After all, this kid has always been naughty.

There are almost no people who can scare him.

"What do you want to do?"

Suddenly, the two policemen looked at Jiang Bai with some vigilance.

"Comrade police, hello, I found some prohibited items, I hope you can recycle them."

Jiang Bai smiled slightly and said his purpose.

Prohibited items?

Hearing this, the two police officers relaxed a little.

Recently, the authorities have been cracking down hard, and many merchants selling toy guns or imitation swords have packed up their bags and run away.

The remaining sources of goods couldn't be handled, and they were reluctant to throw them away, so they simply hid them in some hidden places.

As a result, many citizens recently accidentally discovered some prohibited items and voluntarily handed them in.

Usually they are toys or imitation swords.

In this way, this person's strange dress can also make sense, after all, he is afraid of being retaliated, and it is understandable.

Although the two policemen dispelled some doubts.

But to be on the safe side, they still said to Jiang Bai: "Before this kid reported that you were related to zombies, I hope you can explain it."

"Zombies!? Police officer, what time is it? It's 2021. You have to believe in science. Where did the zombies come from?"

Jiang Bai didn't look flustered at all.

He shrugged calmly, as if he couldn't understand what the two police officers were saying.

[Science: Did you think about me when you showed off your operation? !Remember me when you take the blame! ! 】

[The police uncles at the moment don't know what they are going to face, hahahaha! 】

[The boss of the corpse with a knife and gun on his back said that the corpse exorcist was right! 】

[Corpse chasers = the end of science, in the Ganges! 】

[Twelve dead bodies + ghost fire + mouse kowtow = found.Mathematician Hua Luogeng called this equation awesome! 】

The water friends in the live broadcast room were already laughing together.

Not because of anything else.

Just believe that the words of science come out of Jiang Bai's mouth, how to listen to it and how to violate it.

The two policemen were embarrassed when they heard this.

indeed so.

Now that science is so advanced, feudal superstition has long since declined.

As policemen, they should ask such questions, which is really inappropriate.

"Okay, Li Fugui! Stop making trouble! Come out quickly!"

Li Fugui was dragged up.

But quickly retracted his head into his clothes, for fear that Jiang Bai would remember his appearance.

He is almost desperate now.

Even the police uncle doesn't believe in himself, so what can we do!

Finished!

It seems that I can't survive tonight, maybe tomorrow morning, Li Fugui will become Li Zombie!

God is going to kill me, Li Fugui!

sad!Sigh!

Thanks to me, Li Fugui, I have the emperor's life for nothing!

Jiang Bai doesn't know what Li Fugui is thinking about.

After saying hello to the two policemen, he turned and walked out of the office, saying that he had brought the contraband.

In this regard, the two policemen did not take it seriously.

Although these things are said to be contraband, they are actually not that dangerous.

Most of them are just children's toys.

Jiang Bai stood at the door.

From his bosom, he took out a soul-inducing bell with a bright yellow luster.

Police: (⊙x⊙;)(⊙x⊙;)

"What are you doing here? Aren't you going to fetch something?"

Jiang Bai nodded, and said as a matter of course: "It's a bit heavy, I'll let someone carry it back. It will be fine soon."

The soul-inducing bell in his hand shook violently.

bell bell~~~

Chapter 65 Dumb girl? (°?°)?, the corpse chaser is so upright

See Jiang Bai's sudden move.

The expressions of the two policemen were a little weird, and they didn't understand what Jiang Bai was going to do.

Only Li Fugui suddenly realized something.

coming!

Again!

woo woo woo...

What a crime!

Li Fugui huddled his head in his clothes, his body trembling.

It's like an ostrich with its head stuck in the sand, not daring to face the cruel reality that will follow.

Just as the two policemen were suspicious.

Suddenly there was the sound of dull footsteps!

boom!

boom!

This voice, inexplicably heavy, can bring extraordinary psychological pressure to people.

It seemed that every step fell on the hearts of the two policemen.

People who are overwhelmed can't breathe.

"Did you hear that? It seems..."

"There seems to be a sound?"

The two police officers looked at each other and frowned, realizing that something was wrong.

However, it is not waiting for them to take action.

The sound and vibration stopped abruptly.

A stiff figure had jumped to the door of the office, holding a big cloth bag in his hand.

Wearing a white robe, the body is straight, thin and tall, and the arm carrying the cloth bag is erected straight up, motionless.

The body is so stiff that the joints do not bend at any angle, and the jumping movements are exactly like the zombies in the movie! ! !

Two police officers: (°Д°)(°Д°)

The hairs on their bodies stood on end in an instant!

A chill ran down his spine, rushing straight to the back of his head.

This is so special!

Something is wrong!

The two put on a state of alert at the same time.

Old Zhao, the policeman who painted pictures, even flashed through his mind a term that his good friend Wang Dashan, a policeman in Jinling, mentioned some time ago when he drank a lot of wine and bragged - corpse chaser! ! !

No way! ! ! ...

But what Lao Wang was talking about was a second-bi student who didn't learn well all day long and was tricked into engaging in feudal superstition.

At that time, I still thought, if I want my son to look like a bird, it is better to have a raw piece of char siew.

Old Zhao immediately stood up.

"What is this?!! Wait, wait, don't come here, stand still and don't move!"

The two policemen took a few deep breaths!

Staring at the stiff figure in white!

It's not that they didn't believe in science for the first time, it's really this white figure that jumped out, it's so weird!