Personal profession fills in corpses, the police are numb

Holding his hand, he said, "Where did you learn these things?"

Biting his lips, Jiang Bai seemed to think of something, and his eyes lit up instantly.

He said with a smile: "Dad, Mom, did you all read the news in our city yesterday? Do you know that the martyrs were buried in the Haoqi Cemetery? The corpse chaser is actually me! Your son, I am very talented, just learn from it." It will."

After being told by Jiang Bai, the two elders also calmed down. As a local, although they were not able to attend the funeral ceremony of the martyrs, they still did not miss the live TV broadcast.

This is the case, so they will have a little belief in the existence of the corpse exorcist.

Now hearing what Jiang Bai said, my heart is indeed a little moved.

But more than that, it's unbelievable.

The corpse chaser on TV, regardless of whether his ability is true or false, is a character that even Mayor Wei looks up to. If it is really Jiang Bai, how happy it should be.

Chapter 154 It's a real hammer, Jiang Bai is really a corpse

"Tuk Tuk Tuk"

While the three of them were chatting, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

Under the domineering eyes of Father Wang, Jiang Bai had no choice but to get up and open the door.

"Xiaoyan?"

What surprised Jiang Bai was that it was none other than his cousin Jiang Yan.

"It's Xiaoyan, come here, come here, let me tell you, what your brother learned about killing corpses is still true!"

Without waiting for the two to talk, Mother Jiang came over from behind, and pulled Jiang Yan in with a smile. After sitting down on the sofa, she couldn't help but tell her about Jiang Bai's previous performance.

She was already suffocated.

Since these days, she and Jiang Chengshan have been cold-eyed about how much pressure they have endured because of Jiang Bai's affairs.

Now that her son may be promising, she can't wait to tell everyone!

But after listening to Mother Jiang's narration, Jiang Yan glanced at Jiang Bai at the side, and couldn't help frowning again, as if she was a little unhappy again.

"Xiaoyan, what's the matter? Did something unhappy happen to you?"

"If you have anything to say to your aunt."

Seeing her expression, Jiang's mother was also puzzled for a while, and then asked with concern.

Seeing this, Jiang Yan didn't hesitate. After glaring at Jiang Bai, she giggled and said, "Auntie, my brother is joking with you, you know? It's just some quack tricks. The principle is actually very simple.”

"what?"

Hearing what Jiang Yan said, Mother Jiang was a little dumbfounded.

Jiang's father also hurriedly asked: "What do you mean? You mean Xiao Bai is cheating?"

Jiang Yan smiled noncommittally, and continued: "Uncle, aunt, you also went to school before, you should know about yellow phosphorus, or white phosphorus, right?"

"It is a very cheap industrial chemical with a very low ignition point. It is usually stored in water, and it can be ignited even at a room temperature of about [-] degrees."

Said, also stared at Jiang Bai again.

Some hate iron but not steel.

Then he continued: "So before the performance, just secretly smear a little liquid yellow phosphorus on the talisman paper. With the current temperature in the room, even if you leave it alone, the yellow phosphorus in it will burn by itself in a short while, and then put the yellow phosphorus on the paper." The paper is set on fire, isn't this a trick?"

As he spoke, he stared at Jiang Bai again and said, "Yellow phosphorus is very dangerous, and it's also toxic. Don't you know how to be careful? What if something happens?"

As she said that, she looked at Jiang's father and Jiang's mother and said, "If you don't believe me, tell my cousin not to move. I'll find a piece of paper. You can see that he can't burn without a fire!"

Hearing this, the two elders hesitated for an instant.

They are also considered intellectuals. They naturally know what Jiang Yan said, but they just didn't think of it at the beginning. If they say it this way, spontaneous combustion without fire is actually very easy to do.

What they really hesitated was that because they were Jiang Bai's parents, they naturally knew what Jiang Bai was like, and they had never seen him lie in front of themselves.

So I still want to believe my son's words in my heart.

Looking at the silent elder, Jiang Yan only thought that it was because she was there, so it was not easy to get angry with Jiang Bai.

But her goal has been achieved, I believe that uncle and aunt will definitely teach cousin Jiang Bai a good lesson, let him be a man again, study hard, and don't go astray.

Thinking of this, Jiang Yan couldn't help but look at Jiang Bai proudly again.

Regarding the girl's explanation and the smug little expression, Jiang Bai couldn't laugh or cry for a while, but he just smiled and didn't say much.

In fact, it is very simple to refute. There is a fatal loophole in Jiang Yan's explanation.

Yellow phosphorus can indeed perform that kind of trick, but when yellow phosphorus burns, it will produce a pungent smell and yellow smoke, which are also toxic volatiles.

But Jiang Bai's burning paper talisman, where can there be such a thing?

But the little girl is more kind, so it would be good to let her be honest, so I don't bother to explain anything.

Sure enough, it seemed that Jiang Yan's expression towards him was completely relaxed after she thought that Jiang Bai's little trick had been exposed, and he would learn a lesson to correct his mistakes afterwards.

Sitting together and chatting all over the world.

the other side.

"Which of you is Gao Xiaotian?"

After Gao Xiaotian returned to the hotel, when he was chatting with Jiang Tian and others, two policemen suddenly walked into the box and asked.

Everyone was taken aback for a moment, subconsciously looking at Gao Xiaotian.

The two policemen were Lao Zhao and Wang Dashan. After noticing everyone's gazes, they also turned their attention to Gao Xiaotian.

He said with a serious expression: "Hello, we are police officers from the police station. This is our ID. Our police station received your report saying that there are zombies appearing here, right? May I ask where the incident happened? Is anyone injured? Do you have an impression?"

Hearing what the police said, everyone present suddenly realized, and they all looked at Gao Xiaotian dumbfounded.

Gao Xiaotian was also full of embarrassment at the moment. In fact, when he was scared away for the first time, he called the police in a panic, but he was too panicked at the time, so he forgot about it later.

But I didn't expect that now the police really came to the door.

Because after repeated confirmations from so many people and myself, I should have been delusional, so this time I reported a false police report, and it was for such a weird reason.

What's more, the two police officers seem to be serious about carrying out the action. How can this not make him feel embarrassed?

Immediately got up and stood up, blushing, and said in embarrassment: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I'm really sorry, I should have been delusional at the time, I really didn't intend to report a false alarm!"

Looking at the embarrassed Gao Xiaotian, Jiang Tian also got up quickly, packed two cigarettes and handed them over, saying: "Hello, you two, it's really hard work for you two."

"Actually, we really didn't mean it, because my friend has been under too much work pressure recently, so I had some hallucinations for a while. I was scared by myself. I accidentally called the police in a panic. Please forgive me!"

For Jiang Tian's help, Gao Xiaotian also cast a grateful look.

"Yes, yes, we really didn't mean it, but it is indeed our fault that we reported the wrong police. We absolutely cooperate to admit our mistakes. Please don't be angry with the two police officers."

"I'm really sorry!"

"We will definitely pay attention in the future and will never do it again."

"I'm so nervous, because the lights in the underground parking lot are broken again, I accidentally saw people as zombies, I'm really sorry!"

The other cousins ​​of the Jiang family also got up quickly to help smooth things over.

How could the police believe this, they were afraid that Gao Xiaotian would be held accountable for reporting false police reports.

This matter is so absurd, and the consequences are not small.

However, after seeing everyone's explanations, Lao Zhao and Wang Dashan looked at each other, but their expressions did not relax much, but became more vigilant.

After declining the cigarettes offered by Jiang Tian, ​​Lao Zhao also said with an uncertain expression: "No, we don't mean to blame you. At any time, if you encounter any danger, it is no problem to call the police."

"It's just that maybe he's not mistaken, so the zombies are real?" Wang Dashan's expression was very complicated.

Everyone:? ? ? ? ?

Chapter 155

This time, not only Gao Xiaotian, but everyone present was dumbfounded.

They never imagined that the police would say such things to them!

Could the zombie Gao Xiaotian saw be real?

Hollow!

Are you saying that zombies are real?

Fortunately, Wang Dashan on the side saw the change in everyone's eyes, and hurriedly laughed and said: "Haha, just kidding, we are just joking with everyone, and we just want to tell everyone not to publicize and create panic at will. "

"Look, just now, were you also scared?"

They are the people's police. Even if they know that no matter whether it is demons, ghosts, or capable people, they are real, but they can't easily leak it out, so as not to cause unnecessary panic to ordinary people and even the whole society.

"Hoo~!"

"Oh my god, what Officer Zhao said just now almost scared me to death!"

"Yeah, I thought that zombie was real!"

"I learned it, I learned it, it's really a joke, I really can't just talk about it!"

Hearing this, everyone was taken aback again, and after a while, they couldn't help but burst into shock and noise.

Wang Dashan also took advantage of the heat: "So, what I want you to remember is that you can call the police for help at any time when you encounter any potential safety hazards."

"But of course, under normal circumstances, it is better for everyone to believe in science. After all, science creates the beauty of life. Things like feudal superstitions cannot be spread casually."

Wang Dashan frantically searched for love, dripping with cold sweat.

As a policeman, the consequences of Lao Zhao's slip of the tongue would be unimaginable.

Regarding Wang Dashan's words, everyone nodded in unison to express their agreement.

"Ahem, well, time is not short, since there is nothing else, let's go back first."

At this moment, Lao Zhao also came to his senses, knowing that he accidentally said the wrong thing, but fortunately Wang Dashan helped him back, and immediately gave him a thankful glance, then deliberately coughed and said.

"This time I really trouble you, I'm here to see you off."

Gao Xiaotian got up, with a smile on his face.

Jiang Tian and the others followed suit simultaneously, but they were all declined by Lao Zhao and the others.

After all, they are only policemen who come to police, not guests who come to the restaurant together, let alone make the public so troublesome.

"Hiccup~!"

"Damn, it's so uncomfortable! Why hasn't the smell gone after one night?"

Looking back, Lao Zhao's stomach was also grumbling for a while, and he even hiccupped. Feeling the strange smell of paper dust and water vapor in his mouth, Lao Zhao couldn't help mumbling for a while.

In fact, last night, he drank a bowl of aphrodisiac water that his wife begged from the Town God's Temple.

Originally, the water seemed to have some effect after drinking it, but after a while, he would burp once, which made his mouth full of that strange smell.

I thought it was all night, so I should be fine.

But he didn't expect it to come again now, and it made his stomach feel uncomfortable for a while.

His sudden face change, and the muttering in his mouth, made Wang Dashan on the side also look at him curiously.

But how could he open his mouth about that kind of thing, and immediately pretended to be okay, he waved his hands and said, "It's okay, but my stomach feels a little uncomfortable, maybe I ate something unclean in the morning."

"Haha, you bastard, huh?"

Old Zhao laughed out loud, and reached out to press the doorknob of the box, but what made him a little dazed was that the door seemed to be stuck or something, and it couldn't be opened.

"What's the matter? Is the door broken or the lock broken?"

Old Zhao asked anxiously as his stomach felt uncomfortable.

Wang Dashan pressed and pulled hard several times, and said with a confused face: "I don't know, this door seems to be blocked by something outside, wait a minute, let me take a look first."

With small question marks all over his head, Wang Dashan also looked out through the cat's eyes, as if he wanted to see if the outside was stuck.

But the moment his eyes came close to the cat's eyes, his whole body froze suddenly, and his face instantly turned pale.

"black black black"

The sudden change of Wang Dashan made Lao Zhao frowned instantly. Instead of asking Wang Dashan directly, he also moved his eyes and looked out of the cat's eyes.

A familiar black figure suddenly appeared in front of his eyes, he was suddenly stunned, his whole face became panic like Wang Dashan's.