Taishang Laozi seemed to have not heard about the business of Master Xuandu at all, but stared at the direction of Mount Jiuhua with his eyes fixed, and muttered in shock.
Chapter 156 The bitter red sperm, Yuan Shi exploded
Jinao Island, in Biyou Palace, the old face of Master Tongtian twitched violently, his eyes widened, and he grinned and said: "Wucao, this red sperm is really hungry, this sow looks like this, he... ...How can he get away with it? Oh, no, he can get down to the roots..."
……
In Wa Palace, Empress Nuwa stared at her beautiful eyes, she almost vomited, and cursed: "Chi Jingzi... this fellow is simply a beast, such a bastard, this..."
Empress Nuwa couldn't help but get goosebumps all over her body when she thought that Chi Jingzi had thought about her and the sow essence.
……
Western world, the golden top of Mount Sumeru.
Jieyin and Zhunti's old faces twitched violently, and they said in unison: "This red sperm tastes really strong..."
They can still understand that Chi Jingzi blasphemed Nuwa Empress. After all, Nuwa Empress is so beautiful that she even has the reputation of being the most beautiful woman in the wild, but Chi Jingzi has an affair with a sow spirit, which subverts their worldview.
……
On Kunlun Mountain, Yuanshi Tianzun was stunned for a moment, then trembled angrily, and roared angrily: "Rebellious, rebellious, hungry and hungry, how did the poor accept you as an apprentice, you have lost all the old face of the poor, rebel... "
……
Jiuhua mountain.
Chi Jingzi ran out, saw the sow, and shouted angrily: "Bastard, bastard, what are you talking about? How dare you slander the innocence of Pindao? You...you bastard..."
"Lang Jun, what you said is that I am your heart, I am your liver, and I am your darling..."
Li Xiao controlled Sow Jing, looked at Chi Jingzi sadly, and shouted.
puff……
Chi Jingzi almost spat out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it, his eyes were red, and he roared angrily: "You bastard, what nonsense are you talking about?"
As he said that, Chi Jingzi stretched out his big hand, and the violent magic power gathered into a big black blue hand, and he slapped down fiercely, directly smashing the sow essence into a meat paste.
"Hmph, traitor, go back and practice your life..."
At this moment, the voice of Yuanshi Tianzun in the sky above Mount Jiuhua suddenly exploded.
"Yes, yes, teacher..."
Chi Jingzi was so frightened that he couldn't bear the shit, he hurriedly turned around and scrambled back to Yunxiao Cave.
……
"Hahaha……"
In the distance, Li Xiao laughed heartily.
"Ding……"
"The system detects that you are in a happy state of mind, rewarding the Way of Wine!"
At this moment, the sound of the system sounded in Li Xiao's ear.
Remarks: The Dao of wine is sealed in the wine gourd. The Dao wine in it is inexhaustible. Drinking it can comprehend the Dao.
"Huh? The Way of Wine?"
Li Xiao grinned when she heard this, and was filled with joy in her heart.
……
Then, Li Xiao rode the clouds again, looking for the next target.
On this day, when Li Xiao traveled near Nanping Mountain, he saw the Nanji fairy sitting on a big rock to practice. He hesitated for a while, and said hello, "Brother Nanji, you are so comfortable!"
Nanji Xianweng opened his eyes, saw Li Xiao, frowned slightly, and said, "Junior Brother Li Xiao, why are you here?"
Li Xiao grinned and said with a smile: "The poor man has nothing to do. He traveled through the prehistoric regions and came here before he knew it!"
Nanji Xianweng glanced at Li Xiao again, then ignored Li Xiao, as if he was too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Xiao.
Ignore me... Li Xiao grinned, opened the wine gourd, and took a sip with her head raised.
In an instant, the aroma of the wine permeated and spread to the surroundings. The sweet fragrance was pure and strong. What fascinated the Antarctic fairy even more was that there was a charming Taoist rhyme in the wine, which made the Antarctic fairy want to stop.
The Nanji fairy suddenly opened his eyes, looked at the wine gourd in Li Xiao's hand, couldn't help moving his nose, and asked, "Junior Brother Li Xiao, your wine..."
"Oh, this wine was refined by Pindao recently. During the refining process, some kind of wonderful way was incorporated. It's very delicious. Brother Nanji, would you like to have a sip?"
Li Xiao looked at the Antarctic Fairy and said with a smile.
His sister, are you still afraid that you, an old boy, won't take the bait?
The Nanji fairy swallowed his saliva, looked at the wine gourd in Li Xiao's hand, nodded his head, and immediately changed his face, grinning all over his face, and said with a grin: "The wine of the younger brother seems to be better than the fine nectar of the Queen Mother of the West. Drink, since I met Pindao, I naturally have to drink a couple of sips..."
"Okay, okay, come..."
Li Xiao grinned, lowered her cloud head, and came to the Antarctic fairy.
The two talked about the Tao while drinking, and they drank very happily.
After taking a sip of wine, Nanji Xianweng couldn't stop, and kept asking Li Xiao for a drink.
Li Xiao secretly urged the wine gourd to drain the Dao rhyme from the wine of the Antarctic Immortal. In this way, all that the Antarctic Immortal drank was wine, and it was difficult to realize the Dao.
But there is still a trace of Dao rhyme reverberating in it, which makes the Antarctic fairy want to stop!
He wanted to catch it, but couldn't!
Ever since, I can only keep drinking, keep drinking!
The two chatted happily, and after an unknown amount of time, the Nanji Xianweng finally fell down with a "bang".
"Hey, this guy is finally drunk..."
Li Xiao grinned.
Suddenly, Li Xiao looked back at the fairy deer of the Antarctic fairy.
This fairy deer is not a good bird. In the bhikkhu kingdom in the future, he encouraged the king of the bhikkhu kingdom to get virgin boys and girls. I don’t know how many virgins he ate.
"Hey hey hey..."
Li Xiao looked at Xianlu with a sinister smile.
Xianlu stared blankly, instinctively felt that something was wrong, all the cells in his body sent a signal to it: danger, danger, danger...
Xianlu got up instinctively, wanting to run away.
"Where to go!"
Li Xiao stretched out his big hand, and the violent mana gathered into a big hand, directly took the fairy deer over.
"You...what are you going to do?"
Xianlu looked at Li Xiao in horror.
"Hehehe, Pindao heard that deer blood and deer antler are great nourishing things, well, your fairy deer must be more nourishing, hehehe..."
Li Xiao looked at Xianlu, turned his hand over, and revealed a knife.
"what……"
The fairy deer screamed in fright.
But the Antarctic fairy on the side didn't move.
Li Xiao was naturally prepared. He first got the Antarctic fairy drunk, and then used the magical power of the Great Dream Buddha to make the Antarctic fairy fall into a dream. Under the double insurance, the Antarctic fairy couldn't wake up at all.
"Call it, it's no use screaming to break your throat..."
Li Xiao looked at Xianlu with a sinister smile, and then stabbed Xianlu with a knife.
White knife in, red knife out!
At the same time, Li Xiao directly shook Xianlu's primordial spirit away.
Then, Li Xiao started to set up a fire rack, and put the fairy deer on the fire rack to roast.
After a while, the smell of meat permeated the air, and after a while, the deer was roasted golden and golden, with butter flowing, which whetted the appetite...
"Hahaha……"
Li Xiao laughed loudly, tore off a leg, and began to feast on it, not to mention how comfortable it was.
Chapter 157 The Antarctic Immortal Killed His Mount to Treat Li Xiao?
Li Xiao's appetite is still astonishing, he ate a whole huge fairy deer.
"Hey, I've eaten and drank enough, I'm waiting for a good show..."
Li Xiao's face was full of smiles, and he turned his head to look at the Antarctic fairy. Using the magic power of the Great Dream Buddha, he began to crazily tamper with the Antarctic fairy's memory.
In memory, Nanji Xianweng and Li Xiao drank together.
When the two of them drank to the top of their spirits, the Antarctic fairy said, how can there be wine without meat, so the Antarctic fairy personally slaughtered his own fairy deer, and then roasted the fairy deer to entertain Li Xiao.
The two ate a big meal, and then fell asleep together.
Time passed by every minute and every second, I don't know how long it has passed.
The Antarctic Immortal woke up leisurely, touched his aching head, grinned and said: "This wine is really strong, it's because Mao Poor Dao hasn't even realized it..."
Suddenly, the Antarctic fairy saw the remains of the fairy deer on the shelf. He was taken aback for a moment, and then his memory began to slowly recover.
"Mist grass, Pindao killed his own mount to entertain Li Xiao? This..."
Nanji Xianweng froze in place, his old face twitching violently, speechless for a long time.
"Oh, my head hurts, my head hurts..."
At this moment, Li Xiao woke up leisurely.
The Antarctic fairy turned his stiff neck to look at Li Xiao, the corners of his eyes twitched violently, and he wanted to cry without tears: "Junior Brother Li Xiao, the impoverished fairy deer..."
Said, Nanji Xianweng pointed to the remains of the fairy deer on the fire rack.
Li Xiao patted his painful head, and said: "Oh, remember last night, we had a good time drinking, Brother Nanji, you said you have wine, how can you have no meat, so you killed your mount with your own hands to entertain the poor Dao, Misty Grass, Brother Nanji, you killed your mount..."
"This……"
Nanji Xianweng was about to cry, but looked at Li Xiao bitterly.
"Ah? Teacher, you... how could you do this? You killed Senior Brother Xianlu just to entertain others, you..."
At this moment, a shrill voice sounded.
Nanji Xianweng and Li Xiao looked back at the same time, and the person who spoke was Baihe boy.
This boy Baihe is also a disciple of the Antarctic Immortal, but he has been serving Yuanshi Tianzun in Yuxu Palace all year round, and today he suddenly came back to pay a visit to the Antarctic Immortal, who would have thought that he would encounter such a thing.
"Teacher, it's not like this, it's not..."
The Antarctic Immortal wanted to cry but had no tears, so he hurriedly shouted.
"Teacher, you are too ruthless. I am going to find my master, and let my master decide for Senior Brother Xianlu..."
The white crane boy seemed to be stimulated by something, turned around, transformed into a white crane, flapped his wings and pierced the sky, and fled in the direction of Kunlun Mountain.
"Disciple..."
Nanji Xianweng was in a hurry, and when he got up, he wanted to chase Baihe boy, but suddenly a dizziness came in his mind, which was the aftereffect of drinking a lot of wine yesterday.
The Antarctic fairy staggered and almost fell to the ground.
Li Xiao stepped forward to support Nanji Xianweng, and asked, "Brother Nanji, are you alright?"
"roll……"
Nanji Xianweng turned his head to look at Li Xiao, roaring with red eyes.
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, looked at Nanji Xianweng, grinned and said: "Brother, this is your fault, you killed your disciple to entertain the poor, what are you doing? You don't need to be so angry Well?"
"you you……"
Nanji Xianweng trembled with anger, pointed at Li Xiao, and was speechless for a while.
At least, from memory, it was indeed the case, it was indeed he who killed his mount to entertain Li Xiao.
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