"Hey, two senior brothers, why are you here? You are... what's wrong?"
Just then, a voice sounded.
Daoist Duobao and Chang-eared Dingguang Immortal almost peed in fright, and they were relieved when they turned their heads and saw that it was Pilu Immortal.
"Junior Pilu Immortal, woo woo woo..."
Taoist Duobao couldn't bear it any longer, hugged Pilu Xian and burst into tears.
Chang-eared Dingguangxian also hugged Piluxian and burst into tears.
The dark life of rats and rabbits is finally over...
Chapter 120 Great Dream Buddha Kingdom, Household Slave with Three Surnames
Jinao Island, in the Biyou Palace.
Taoist Duobao and Chang-eared Dingguangxian knelt on the ground, weeping loudly.
"Teacher, this student almost won't be able to come back this time. That nasty wild boar spirit beats and kicks this student at every turn. This student is about to collapse, woo woo woo..."
Daoist Duobao burst into tears, crying like a man of tears.
Chang-eared Dingguangxian also fell to the ground and wailed loudly: "Teacher, that wild boar spirit who suffered a thousand knives cut off the flesh of his disciple every time he was hungry. The disciple was worried day and night, living would be worse than death, blah blah..."
On the cloud bed, the old face of the leader of Tongtian twitched violently. Looking at the two people who were so miserable, he felt mixed feelings in his heart.
Master Tongtian had a premonition that Duobao and Changer Dingguangxian's misery must be due to Li Xiao's wicked brat, but he had no proof.
"Teacher, disciple Li Xiao please see me!"
At this moment, Li Xiao's voice sounded outside Biyou Palace.
"Come in!"
Master Tongtian said lightly.
Immediately afterwards, Li Xiao walked into Biyou Palace, cupped his hands to Master Tongtian, and said, "The disciple has met the teacher! Hey, senior brother, junior brother Dingguangxian, you...you are..."
Chang Er Ding Guangxian cried heartbrokenly, and told the dark life story of Li Xiao again after Li Xiao was blown away.
Li Xiao was about to burst out of laughter, but on the surface he pretended to be furious, gritted his teeth and said, "Hmph, that damned wild boar spirit actually caused senior brother and junior brother Dingguangxian to be so miserable, poor... Cough cough cough..."
As he spoke, Li Xiao coughed violently, as if he had suffered a serious injury.
Well, it was hit by a wild boar spirit!
Taoist Duobao and Chang-er Dingguangxian wept for a while in Biyou Palace, Master Tongtian had no choice but to comfort them for a long while, and finally everyone went back to their respective homes and looked for their mothers.
Li Xiao hesitated for a moment, and instead of going back to Penglai Xiandao, he rode the clouds all the way west.
His purpose this time is the pool of water from the Eight Treasures of Merit!
Today, the materials of the Six Paths of Reincarnation are the water from the Eight Treasures Merit Pond and the Shura Stele.
It's easy to talk about the Asura Monument, but it's a big deal to encourage the leader of Tongtian to grab it!
As for the water in the Eight Treasures Merit Pond, it gave Li Xiao a headache.
Relying on the sky to grab it?There are two saints in the Western religion, and the leader of the Tongtian religion may not be able to snatch them, so Li Xiao has to rely on Li Xiao to get out and outsmart them.
Along the way, with a heavy heart, Li Xiao drove westward on a cloud.
On this day, Li Xiao was walking, feeling something in his heart, and looked down through the clouds and mists.
Suddenly, I saw a person below.
The Taoist was skinny, with a sallow and thin face, as if he was malnourished, and he had a bitter face, as if someone owed him 500 million, which made people feel very uncomfortable.
"Receive and guide the Taoist!"
Li Xiao recognized the guiding Taoist, hesitated for a moment, covered his aura with the chaotic beads, and went up to check secretly.
When he got closer to check, Li Xiao found that the Taoist guide seemed to be asleep, sitting cross-legged on a large bluestone, surrounded by Buddha light, like a stone sculpture, motionless.
"I heard that there is a kung fu method for the guiding sages in the Western religion, called the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom. This kung fu can travel through the three thousand worlds in sleep. It is so magical. Could it be that the guiding Taoist is using this supernatural power?"
Li Xiao slandered secretly.
After an indeterminate amount of time, the leading Taoist finally opened his eyes, and said happily, "It's done. This time, the poor Taoist met the Taoist Ran Deng in his dream. He seems to intend to join my Western religion. The Taoists are drawn into the Western Sect, and our Western Sect has another great power..."
Saying that, he led the Taoist to step through the void.
"Eh? Well, it turned out that Taoist Receptionist was casting spells and Taoist Burning Lamp was hooking up in a dream, well, Yuanshi is quite sad..."
Li Xiao grinned secretly.
"Hey, how do I break the game? How can I get the Eight Treasures Merit Pool without causing a show?"
Li Xiao frowned and began to think.
After thinking about it, Li Xiao walked to the big bluestone and fell asleep.
The sound of snoring was like thunder, like rolling thunder, shaking the birds and beasts in the forest to scatter in all directions.
This sleep will be another 300 years!
On this day, Li Xiao finally woke up leisurely, stretched his waist, extended his arms, and laughed loudly: "Comfortable, comfortable, hahaha..."
"Ding……"
"The host is happy physically and mentally, and rewards the supernatural powers of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom!"
At this moment, the crisp sound of the system sounded.
Li Xiao was taken aback for a moment, then became ecstatic, and said with a chuckle: "The father of the system is really awesome!"
He was still envious of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom, where he was able to practice in the dream, but when he woke up, the father of the system actually rewarded him with the magical power of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom.
How could Li Xiao not be happy?
With a beautiful mood, Li Xiao's thoughts gradually became active.
I don't know how long it took, Li Xiao's eyes lit up, his divine light bloomed, and he said ecstatically, "Haha, we have it!"
With that said, Li Xiao rode the clouds and headed towards Lingjiu Mountain.
Lingjiu Mountain, Yuanjue Cave, this is the cave of the Lantern Taoist.
Speaking of Taoist Ran Deng, he can be called the third most shameless person in the prehistoric times.
This person is just like Sanqing, he was originally one of the mortal guests of Zixiao Palace, and he is of the same generation as Sanqing.
But after the sanctification of Sanqing, Taoist Randeng worshiped under the door of Yuxu Palace with an old face. Yuanshi Tianzun named him the deputy leader of explaining education, which was enough to give him face.
But after the Conferred God War, this fellow resolutely joined the sect of the Western Sect!
He is a typical family slave of the three surnames in the prehistoric world. He is a grasshopper, who falls with the wind. Wherever it is beneficial, he will go wherever it is beneficial. It is really shameless.
The key to Li Xiao's way of breaking the situation this time lies in the Taoist Ran Deng.
Li Xiao went near the Vulture Peak, found a dark spot, put his palms together, imitated the appearance of receiving and guiding a Taoist, and displayed the supernatural power of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom.
This Great Dream Buddha Kingdom is rewarded by the system, so Li Xiao can use it directly without learning it!
Entering the dream is the Buddha's country, and the body is the Buddha's country!
On Lingjiu Mountain, in Yuanjue Cave, Daoist Ran Deng was practicing. Suddenly, he had a feeling. Because of it, he let go of his heart and fell into a dreamland.
Although the supernatural powers of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom are extremely miraculous!
But there are also many flaws. For example, if you want to use this supernatural power to enter the dream, you can only enter the person whose cultivation level is lower than yourself, or the other party opens up your heart and let him enter the dream.
Or, wait for the other party's Dao heart to collapse and relax completely before falling into a dream!
But fortunately, the Daoist who led the lamp actually hooked up with the Taoist burning lamp in his dream, and the magical powers of the Great Dream Buddha Kingdom can only be mastered by the Taoist who led the lamp, so the Taoist who led the lamp thought it was the Taoist who led the lamp and invited him to meet in his dream. Base.
Therefore, Daoist Ran Deng was also unprepared, let go of his guard, and let himself dream of the Buddha Kingdom.
Once you enter the Buddhist kingdom, you can't help yourself!
In the Buddha Kingdom in the dream, Li Xiao is a god who can change all the rules!
Li Xiao changed into the form of guiding the Taoist priest, looked at the Taoist burning lamp, and said with a smile: "Fellow Taoist burning lamp!"
Seeing Li Xiao, Taoist Ran Deng hastily bowed his hands to Li Xiao and said, "I don't know what is the reason for leading the sage to dream of poverty?"
Chapter 121 Li Xiao cheated into a dream to measure the ruler of heaven, and lit a lamp on Mount Sumeru
Li Xiao pretended to be guiding the Taoist, clasped his hands together, looked solemnly at the Taoist, looked at the Taoist, and said: "Fellow Taoist, a ferocious golden beast appeared in the west of me. Vicious, I want to borrow the Heavenly Ruler from a fellow Daoist, and after subduing this beast and purifying its hostility, I will return it immediately, I wonder if you can do it?"
"The Yuanshi has been squeezing the poor Taoist. If the poor Taoist can't stay in the teaching one day, he can still go to the west to teach, which is also a way out..."
Thinking of this, Taoist Ran Deng hurriedly cupped his hands to Li Xiao and said, "The sage wants to borrow the ruler, but the poor will naturally borrow it. It's just... now in the dream, how does the saint take the ruler?"
"Naturally, you can't take the measuring ruler in the dream. Later, the poor Taoist will send Maitreya Buddha, a disciple of the poor Taoist, to get the measuring ruler!"
Li Xiao clasped his hands together, his body was full of Buddha light, and he said happily.
"good!"
Taoist Ran Deng hurriedly clasped his hands.
The dream gradually dissipated, Taoist Ran Deng regained his clarity, and continued to practice, only waiting for Maitreya Buddha to come to take the measuring ruler.
Outside Lingjiu Mountain, Li Xiao calculated that the time was almost up, so he transformed himself into the appearance of Maitreya Buddha, came outside Yuanjue Cave of Lingjiu Mountain, put his hands together and said, "Senior Dieng Deng is in the mountain?"
The Taoist burning lamp heard Maitreya's voice, got up and went out of Yuanjue Cave, saw Maitreya Buddha, and said with a smile: "Maitreya Buddha, you are here!"
Li Xiao put his palms together quickly and said, "Senior, the teacher asked the poor monk to take the ruler!"
Maitreya Buddha belongs to the Western religion, and the monks of the Western religion call themselves poor monks, while Jieyin and Zhunti still call themselves poor Taoists because they are the registered disciples of the Taoist ancestor.
On the prehistoric world, there is only the supernatural power of guiding Taoists to dream of the Buddha Kingdom, and guiding Taoists is a measure of heaven for entering dreams, so Taoist Ran Deng does not doubt that he has it. He flipped his hand, and a yellow ruler appeared , and handed it to Li Xiao.
"Thank you senior!"
Li Xiao hurriedly clapped his hands together.
"Maitreya is too polite!"
Taoist Ran Deng nodded.
"Senior, if there is nothing else, this junior will leave first!"
Li Xiao looked at Taoist Ran Deng and joined hands.
"Maitreya Buddha can go by himself!"
Taoist Ran Deng said with a smile.
When you cry... Li Xiao bowed to the Taoist Ran Deng again, and then turned into a golden light and fled towards the direction of the Western Sect.
Taoist Ran Deng turned back to Yuanjue Cave and continued to practice.
Li Xiao stopped at the top of a mountain, played with the measuring ruler in his hand, and laughed excitedly: "Measuring ruler, I got it, hahaha..."
This measuring ruler and Taishang Laozi's Tiandi Xuanhuang Linglong Pagoda are all transformed by [-]% of the merits of opening the sky, one attack and one defense.
More importantly, the measuring ruler can suppress luck!
And Jujiao just lacks the treasure to suppress luck, so it can be regarded as making up for Jujiao's shortcomings.
From now on, Master Tongtian can really use Zhuxian Sword Formation without any scruples!
"Hey, if you think about it, Taoist Ran Deng will go to Mount Sumeru to make trouble, and the poor must go to see a good show!"
After playing with the measuring ruler for a while, Li Xiao put it away, turned around and turned into a stream of light, fleeing towards the western world.
Time passed day by day, probably thousands of years later, and the western church general still didn't return the measuring ruler, Taoist Ran Deng instinctively felt that something was wrong.
"Those two Westerners don't have a good urine habit, they don't want to use the measuring stick of the underworld, do they?"
Thinking of this, Daoist Ran Deng became anxious, hurried out of Yuanjue Cave, and headed for the western world on a cloud.
"coming!"
Li Xiao had long been hiding outside Mount Sumeru, waiting for Taoist Ran Deng to come.
On this day, when he finally saw Taoist Ran Deng coming, he became excited immediately.
A big play he personally directed is about to be staged again!
Taoist Ran Deng came to the foot of Mount Sumeru, clasped his hands to the mountain and said, "Can the two saints be in the mountain? The poor Taoist Ran Deng visited!"
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