Eavesdropping on the voice of the heart, at the beginning of the game, Yunxiao raises his sword and

Sun Houzi is a master who is not afraid of anything, so he immediately jumped up and shouted.

"Brother Hou is right, hit his mother's Heavenly Court, drive the old Jade Emperor off the stage, and let the master and the old man come to the Heavenly Emperor..."

Zhu Bajie was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he yelled.

Now, Buddhism and Haotian have such an alliance, so it is also Zhu Bajie's task to destroy their alliance, so when Zhu Bajie heard this, he got excited and encouraged him.

When Monk Sha heard this, he became impatient and shouted: "No, no, this is inappropriate. His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven has his own reasons for doing this. You can't..."

"Give Buddha a call!"

When Tang Seng heard this, he was furious and punched Lao Sha in the face, sending Lao Sha flying.

Sun Houzi and Zhu Bajie stepped forward, held Lao Sha down and beat him violently.

Poor Lao Sha was so beaten that he couldn't speak, he was lying on the ground, his eyes were empty and lifeless, and he looked like he had no love in his life.

"Hey, Lao Sha, you are stupid, no wonder we, you don't say a word in the future..."

Zhu Bajie whispered in Lao Sha's ear.

Monk Sha remained indifferent.

Li Xiao looked at Tang Seng and Sun Houzi, grinned and said, "Hey, Elder Tang, this matter is something that I will stop teaching. After all, Kui Mulang is the person in my teaching. How can I let Elder Tang do it? Let the poor disciples go to the Heavenly Court..."

Chapter 813

Tang Seng heard it and hurriedly said: "Shangxian Li Xiao was joking, you have helped us too much before, let me help you once, um, just this time, I believe that Master Buddha, my masters and apprentices, will definitely help you to perfect Solve this matter!"

Li Xiao showed embarrassment on his face, hesitated again and again, and said: "Well, if Elder Tang has any embarrassment, he will come to find the poor, and the poor will argue with them!"

"Haha, Shangxian, don't worry, Buddha, if I go, I will definitely turn his shit heaven upside down!"

Tang Seng laughed loudly.

The monkey was also full of excitement, and shouted: "I am the best at making troubles in the heavenly court. Master, this time, we, master and apprentice, will join hands to turn the heavenly court upside down again, hahaha... ..."

"Okay, let's go!"

Tang Seng laughed loudly.

After saying that, Tang Seng wanted to get up and go to the heaven.

After walking a few steps, Tang Seng turned his head to look at Zhu Bajie, and shouted, "Bajie, don't you go with your teacher?"

Damn, you still want to pull me? ... Zhu Bajie suddenly felt pain in his heart, but he knew that if he dared to say no at this time, he would probably be beaten severely by Tang Seng.

The shrewd Zhu Bajie immediately stood up when he heard this, patted his chest, and shouted: "Both Master and Brother Hou are going, how can my old pig lag behind? Let's go, let's go together and turn that shit heaven upside down!"

"Hahaha, well, Bajie is better, unlike that idiot Wujing, who is purely a muscle..."

Tang Seng laughed loudly, and by the way, he did not forget to criticize the inhuman Monk Sha who was beaten by him.

Li Xiao looked at Tang Seng's master and apprentice, and said with a smile: "Elder Tang, then I'll have to work, but don't force anything, if it doesn't work, come back and tell Pindao, Pindao will find a way..."

"Don't worry, Li Xiaoshangxian, just don't worry, this matter will be wrapped up in my sacred mountain, Buddha, and I will definitely make it beautiful for you..."

Tang Seng waved his hands nonchalantly, and then took Sun Houzi and Zhu Bajie out of the cave, and flew straight to the heaven.

……

Heavenly Court, Nantianmen.

A celestial soldier approached the celestial general, grinned and said, "General, these days, I heard in the heavenly court that the guard of the south gate of the heavenly court is one of the most dangerous professions in the prehistoric world..."

The Heavenly General turned his head and glared at the Heavenly Bing, and said angrily: "Fart, this is the most important place in the Heavenly Court. How did the Guard of the South Gate of the Heavenly Court become the most dangerous job? Don't talk nonsense and let His Majesty's trust in us be betrayed..."

Tianbing grinned and had no choice but to retreat first.

At this moment, three streamers shot.

The streamer faded away, revealing three strange-looking people.

The leader is a strong and shameless monk, with a shiny bald head, thick muscles, eyes as big as copper bells, and looks very vicious;

The second one is a monkey with a cat face and a thunderous mouth, with a sharp mouth and monkey cheeks;

The third one is a fat man with a pig's head and a human body.

These three people are none other than Tang Seng, Master and Disciple.

"Hey, this is the important place of the Nantian Gate of the Heavenly Court, outsiders are not allowed to intrude!"

The Heavenly General took a look, picked up his spear, and stopped Tang Monk, his master and his disciples.

"Damn it!"

Tang Seng shouted.

"okay!"

When the monkey heard this, he was overjoyed, picked up the golden cudgel, and threw the stick towards the sky.

The general was startled, and hurriedly raised his spear to resist.

"when……"

The golden cudgel hit the Heavenly General's spear, and the spear was bent directly. The Heavenly General fell to his knees on the ground under the tremendous force, looked at the weak and boneless monkey in front of him in disbelief, and said angrily: "You ...I am the general of the Heavenly Court, how dare you..."

"Crap!"

Zhu Bajie was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he ran over in a big stride, picked up the Baoqin rake and hit it with a rake.

"what……"

The poor general was beaten that day, rolled and fell backwards, and collapsed a palace behind him, buried by chaotic rocks.

Damn, it turns out that the guard of the South Heaven Gate is one of the most dangerous professions in the prehistoric world... All the heavenly soldiers were scared out of their wits when they saw this posture.

"Hahaha……"

Tang Seng was so excited to see it, he couldn't stop laughing.

Then, the three masters and apprentices walked straight to the heavenly court.

It's just strange that there are no heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly court to stop the three of them, but the three of them rushed all the way into the heavenly court.

Just after the three of them left, Li Xiao's figure appeared behind the three of them.

Beside Li Xiao, there are a few other people, they are the immortals of Jiejiao, the Holy Mother of Jinling, Zhao Gongming, Wen Zhong and others.

"Brother Master, this muscular demon monk is so violent, I'm afraid it will turn the heavens upside down..."

Zhao Gongming said with excitement all over his face.

Li Xiao said with a light smile: "Poverty Dao wants him to make troubles in the Heavenly Palace, so let's make troubles. In this way, let's see how the Buddhist sect will explain to the Heavenly Court, and how to explain to the Taishang and Yuanshi!"

"Junior brother, you are really too bad!"

The Holy Mother of Jinling rolled her eyes, looked at Li Xiao helplessly, and said.

Li Xiao turned to look at the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit with a chuckle, and said with a grin, "Senior Sister, how bad is poverty?"

Looking at Li Xiao's meaningful eyes, Jiejiao's immortals sighed endlessly.

Li Xiao is probably the only one who dares to molested the Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit in this way.

"You're going to die..."

The Holy Mother of the Golden Spirit blushed, scolded Li Xiao angrily, and raised her hand to hit Li Xiao.

It's just that Li Xiao's figure flashed, and then disappeared without a trace.

……

On the other side, Tang Seng, his master and his disciples broke into the Heavenly Court.

Zhu Bajie looked around and said with a grin: "Master, this is not right, the heaven is so quiet..."

Sun Houzi jumped up and down, also grinning: "It seems to be a little too quiet..."

The muscular demon monk curled his lips and said: "The heavenly soldiers and generals in the heavenly court have neglected their duties, this Haotian is not a good thing..."

"Master, where are we going?"

Pig Bajie asked.

The eyes of the muscular demon monk flickered, he smiled wickedly, and said with a grin: "Fengqi Palace?"

"Fengqi Palace?"

Zhu Bajie shuddered fiercely, and grinned.

The muscular demon monk hehe smiled and said: "Last time, Lord Buddha, I came to see the Queen Mother. The Queen Mother really looks like a water spirit. I am still thinking about Lord Buddha. Well, why don't I go take a look later, how about it? "

"Good good..."

Zhu Bajie is afraid that the world will not be chaotic.

Although the monkey wasn't interested, he didn't dare to resist Tang Seng, so he nodded accordingly.

After the three masters and apprentices discussed, they headed towards Fengqi Palace.

Outside the Fengqi Palace, the monkey pulled out a few monkey hairs and blew them gently, turning them into sleepy bugs.

The sleepy bug flew over slowly, and the palace ladies fell into a drowsy sleep.

"Hey hey, let's go..."

Tang Seng's face was full of excitement, he greeted and walked in.

Chapter 814 Haotian and Queen Mother are doing it again?

At this time, the Queen Mother was bathing herself.

Tang Seng and his disciples sneaked in.

"Fog grass..."

When Tang Seng saw the Queen Mother taking a bath, his eyes lit up and he was overjoyed.

"Who?"

When the Queen Mother heard this, she was shocked and turned pale. She turned her head and saw the three monks, master and apprentice. She was startled and angry at the same time, and hurriedly transformed into clothes from clouds and mist to wear on her body, and then jumped out, looking at them with a look of shock and anger. To Tang Seng and his disciples, he yelled: "Hey, He Fangxiao is young, and dares to break into my bedroom!"

As she spoke, the Queen Mother stretched out her jade hand, and grabbed Tang Seng and his party.

The queen mother is the quasi-sage and great power, and the three Tang monks, master and apprentice were arrested immediately.

"Ouch..."

The three of them flew upside down and fell to the ground.

"It's you……"

When the Queen Mother saw Tang Seng, she was shocked and furious.

When Tang Seng saw the Queen Mother, he grinned and said joyfully, "My Lady Queen, Lord Buddha, I miss you so much..."

"You... you bald donkey, you dare to be so presumptuous, you really want to die!"

The queen mother was furious, she stretched out her jade hand, and slapped Tang Seng with her palm.

At this moment, layers of auspicious clouds rose in front of Tang Seng, and the Buddha's light shrouded and illuminated the entire hall.

"boom……"

The terrifying sonic boom exploded, rushing to the surroundings like a tide, and the air mechanism rioted, squeezing the space layer upon layer.

"Amitabha!"

A loud Buddha horn sounded.

The void was rippling, and only Manjusri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva came out of the void.

But it turned out that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was tortured to death by Tang Monk, and now the Buddha's heart has collapsed, so the Tathagata Buddha ordered that the two Bodhisattvas, Manjusri and Samantabhadra, secretly protect Avalokitesvara.

Never thought that this muscular monk would come to heaven to peek at the Queen Mother taking a bath.

This made the two Bodhisattvas Manjusri and Samantabhadra quite crazy!

When the Queen Mother saw the two Bodhisattvas, Manjusri and Puxian, she was also shocked and angry. She gritted her teeth and said, "Manjusri, Puxian, you are really presumptuous. How dare you insult me ​​like this? You...you still put heaven in your eyes ?"

Manjusri Bodhisattva put his palms together hurriedly and said, "Your Majesty, this is all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding..."