Tang Seng wiped the puff from his mouth, resisted the urge to eat the white horse, kicked the white horse, and said angrily, "Hurry up, it's time to get on the road..."
It's just that this white horse is just an ordinary horse.
How could he stand up to Tang Seng's intimidation?
For a moment, the white horse was so frightened that its legs became limp, and it couldn't stand up, and it pooped all over the floor.
Tang Seng frowned and said angrily, "You bastard is really dirty..."
As soon as he said that, Tang Seng stepped forward, lifted the white horse up, then raised the white horse, and went forward.
When he got to a big river, Tang Seng threw the white horse into the big river, let the white horse wash clean, and then went ashore.
However, as soon as the white horse saw Tang Seng, it poured out feces and urine, and its legs became weak. How could it move?
Tang Seng trembled with anger, and said angrily: "You bastard really polluted my Dharma eyes..."
As he spoke, Tang Seng kicked the white horse into the river again.
The white horse was washed clean, and Tang Seng carried him out again.
However, the white horse was frightened and did not dare to move. After a while, excrement and urine flowed out crazily again, and the stench came to the nostrils.
Tang Seng was furious when he saw it, and he gritted his teeth and said: "Hmph, you are so rude, I was thinking of you, an animal, who accompanied me all the way from the Tang Dynasty to this place, and I couldn't bear to eat you, but you are so procrastinating, that poor monk How do you go to the Western Heaven to pray to the Buddha and ask for scriptures? No matter, no matter, I happened to be hungry, so I ate you, an animal, and it can be regarded as the merit of your animal..."
As he said that, Tang Seng strode forward, grabbed the white horse, and actually directly broke the white horse's neck.
Then, Tang Seng dragged the white horse out, lit a fire, put it on the fire rack to roast, and ate the meat with big mouthfuls.
Tang Seng suddenly turned into a muscular demon monk, but it was because Li Xiao secretly transformed Tang Seng with demonic energy, which made Tang Seng suddenly gain muscle and his temperament changed drastically, and he became the vicious look he is now.
Li Xiao has the power of many laws, and his avatar Chaos Patriarch once occupied Mount Sumeru for a while.
You know, Mount Sumeru used to be the dojo of the Demon Ancestor Rahu, a sacred place of the Demon Dao, so it naturally had a demonic aura.
It's just that, on weekdays, Jieyin and Zhunti suppressed it, but there was no demonic energy growing. Li Xiao also collected some demonic energy when he cloned Chaos Patriarch in Mount Sumeru, just for today's matter.
Back then, King Zhou, who had been harmed by Taoists with demonic energy, suddenly changed his temperament drastically. Tang Monk, whom Li Xiao now used demonic energy, also changed his temperament drastically, becoming a muscular demon monk.
……
Lingshan, in Daleiyin Temple.
These days, Tathagata Buddha always felt as if something happened, and his heart was beating wildly.
On this day, the Tathagata Buddha still felt that something was wrong, so he looked at Tang Seng with his eyes.
Looking at it, the Tathagata Buddha almost fell from the ninth-grade golden lotus in shock, but it was the Tathagata Buddha who saw Tang Seng eating horse meat.
"This this this..."
Tathagata Buddha's worldview collapsed a bit, he was so shocked that he was speechless for a while.
Seeing the expression of Tathagata Buddha, all the Buddhas couldn't help being confused, not knowing what happened.
Guanyin Bodhisattva hesitated, looked at Tathagata Buddha, and asked, "Buddha, what happened?"
Tathagata Buddha's face twitched violently, and he didn't know how to explain it.
Saying this frankly, I am afraid that the three views of all the Buddhas will collapse, right?
Tathagata Buddha stabilized his mind, looked at the Buddhas, grinned and said: "Nothing, nothing..."
The Buddhas sighed endlessly.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was also confused.
The next moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva received the sound transmission from Tathagata Buddha.
"Honorable Avalokitesvara, what's going on? Why did Tang Priest become so big? And look at what that Tang Priest is doing? He...fucking killed his own white horse and is roasting it now. Horse meat, grass..."
How excited the Tathagata Buddha was, that's why the quintessence of Chinese culture burst out.
puff……
Guanyin Bodhisattva almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it, his eyes widened, and he swallowed his saliva with an expression like he had seen a ghost, and exclaimed: "This..."
The gazes of all the Buddhas turned to Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva.
Guanyin Bodhisattva hurriedly laughed and said: "That...that everyone, it's okay, it's okay, the poor monk still has some things to do, so I'll take my leave first..."
Saying that, Guanyin Bodhisattva hurried out of Daleiyin Temple and headed east.
Chapter 721 Tang Monk pissed on Avalokitesvara?
On the way to the west, Li Xiao saw Tang Seng in such a situation, her mouth cramped from laughing, and she said excitedly: "Haha, muscle demon monk, you are so awesome, I see you Tathagata Buddha, you don't have a headache this time, hahaha... "
On the side, Yang Jiao's eyes lit up when he heard it, he looked at Li Xiao, and asked, "Teacher, what kind of muscular monk?"
Li Xiao was in a good mood, looked at Yang Jiao and the others, grinned and said: "That monk Tang, the poor Taoist reformed him, and now he has turned into a monster monk with muscle bumps all over his body. The white horse has been slaughtered, and I am eating the white horse, hahaha..."
Yang Jiao and the others were taken aback when they heard this, and then sighed.
Yang Jiao excitedly said: "Oh, why didn't I see such a thing, teacher, can I turn back and have a look..."
"Yes, at this time, the master of Buddhism is probably already on the way..."
Li Xiao said with a smile.
When Li Bei heard this, his face trembled violently, and he hurriedly said: "Junior brother, don't be playful, you'll kill yourself, don't go back, don't go back..."
Yang Jiao grinned, and said: "Elder brother is right, life is more important..."
Although he couldn't go back and have a look, Yang Jiao's mind was full of Tang Seng's muscle bumps. Thinking about it, he felt very excited.
Li Xiao rolled his eyes, curled his lips and said, "Okay, let's go ahead and wait for the muscular demon monk. Anyway, traveling westward for a thousand miles is not about this distance..."
Yang Jiao's eyes rang loudly when he heard it, and he hurriedly cupped his hands to Li Xiao and said, "Thank you teacher, it's really kind of teacher to wait for me..."
"Stop talking about those useless things!"
Li Xiao said angrily.
Yang Jiao stuck out his tongue, not daring to speak.
……
On the other side, by the big river.
Tang Seng was eating with pride, and a white horse was devoured by him, and he ate most of it.
At this moment, the void was rippling, and Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva came out of it.
Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Tang Seng's muscle bumps all over his body, and his appearance was very strange. Not only that, but the more shocking scene was that Tang Seng was holding a horse's leg and gnawed madly at the moment. The appearance of eating was really horrible.
Guanyin Bodhisattva staggered when he saw the figure, and almost fell from the cloud, and hurriedly said angrily: "Tang Sanzang, you... how can you break the precept?"
Tang Seng looked up and saw Guanyin Bodhisattva. He was stunned for a moment, then he grinned and said, "So it's Sister Guanyin, breaking the precept? Hey, Sister Guanyin, the poor monk has walked all the way, and the bird is almost fading out of his belly, and the white horse , I can’t even carry the poor monk, and he’ll run away in a short while, what use does the poor monk want him? It’s better to kill it, roast it, have a big meal, and the poor monk will have the strength to continue westward..."
Although Tang Seng has become the muscular demon monk he is today, he has not forgotten his mission. He is going to the Western Paradise to worship Buddha and seek scriptures.
This is probably Tang Seng's last obsession.
Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva heard her pretty face twitch violently, glared at Tang Seng, and said through gritted teeth, "You you..."
Now this Tang Monk is really too strange.
When I saw her, I didn't call her a Bodhisattva or Dashi, but my sister?
special!
What's more, the tone of his speech has also changed drastically, he killed, roasted and ate everything, and even his words seemed to have a murderous look!
Is this still the monk Tang he knew?
Tang Seng looked at Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva in mid-air, and saw that Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva had a pure appearance and a sweet appearance. Even when he was angry, it was extremely beautiful, which made his heart beat wildly.
This is because of the evil spirit at work!
Tang Seng's desire at this moment was infinitely magnified by the devilish energy!
As a result, Tang Seng's eyes on Guanyin Bodhisattva have changed, and he has become naked and possessive. This feeling even made Guanyin Bodhisattva crazy.
"Gudong..."
Tang Seng probably wanted to please Guanyin Bodhisattva, so he stretched out his big hand, tore off a piece of meat from the horse, handed it to Guanyin Bodhisattva, and said, "Sister Guanyin, why don't you come with a piece, don't tell me, this horse meat tastes really good." good……"
"shut up!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious when he heard this, and resisted the urge to slap Tang Monk to death.
But now the Journey to the West has begun.
If at this time, she slapped Tang Seng to death with one slap, then Li Xiao traveled westward all the way, enlightened along the way, turned a group of Buddhists into Taoists, and cut off the luck of Buddhism, wouldn't that be the end of the calf?
Therefore, the Tang monk must go west.
Only when Tang Seng traveled west could they wrestle with Li Xiao, otherwise, it would be too late!
Seeing that Guanyin Bodhisattva was yelling at him, the Tang monk couldn't help frowning, and grinned: "Sister Guanyin, it's not good to be angry. The poor monk heard that anger will make women wrinkle. Sister Guanyin, you are so beautiful, you said you are full of hair." The creases on the head, I'm afraid this is really bad, alas, the poor monk can't bear to think about it..."
"Shut up, you...you bastard, how dare you blaspheme this deity?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva trembled with anger, glared at Tang Monk, and said through gnashing of teeth.
Tang Seng's face twitched violently, he was taken aback for a moment, and then said with innocent eyes: "Oh, sister Guanyin, this poor monk is telling the truth..."
"Don't call me sister..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva said angrily.
Tang Seng curled his lips and said: "Oh, sister Guanyin, the poor monk called you sister to respect you. You don't need to be serious here, right? Sister Guanyin, you should be cheerful, oh, you shouldn't be small-bellied, alas, the poor monk forgets Now, Sister Guanyin, you are a woman, and it should be normal for a woman to have a small stomach, huh? You are not in menopause, are you? "
puff……
Guanyin Bodhisattva almost spewed old blood when he heard it, staggered, and almost fell off the clouds, looked at Tang Seng with a look of shock and anger, and cursed: "You are just menopausal, your whole family is menopausal, you..."
Tang Seng was taken aback when he heard this, and grinned, "Eh? Sister Guanyin, the poor monk has already said, it's not good to be angry, the poor monk is in his prime, it is impossible to go through menopause, I have a mother, this will be almost the same as you, Sister Guanyin, It's menopause..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva was so angry that he trembled all over, and the Buddha's light flew around him. He glared at Tang Seng, and said through gritted teeth, "You...you you..."
Tang Seng suddenly had a whim and asked, "Sister Guanyin, are you Gui Geng?"
Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Tang Seng, too lazy to talk nonsense with Tang Seng.
Tang Seng slapped his forehead suddenly, curled his lips and said, "Oh, poor monk, I forgot that Sister Guanyin has lived from ancient times to the present, and she must be at least tens of thousands of years old, or even hundreds of thousands of years old. You have lived for such a long time. Shouldn't it be an old witch? Why is it still menopausal? Huh? Strange, strange..."
puff……
Guanyin Bodhisattva was trembling with anger, and roared angrily: "You are the old witch, your whole family are old witches, wow..."
Chapter 722 Tang Monk's Poisonous Mouth
At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva is really going crazy!
Resisting the urge to slap Tang Seng to death, she stretched out her jade hand, and vast mana poured out, directly imprisoning Tang Seng and checking his condition.
Tang Seng found that he couldn't move, and hurriedly said: "Oh, sister Guanyin, what are you doing? You are about to release the poor monk, and you imprisoned the poor monk, because you want to see the poor monk's body? Oh, you said it earlier , Poor Monk will show you, you don’t have to do this, but Poor Monk has a request, can Poor Monk take a look at your body, Sister Guanyin, well, it’s an equal exchange..."
puff……
Guanyin Bodhisattva almost spewed out another mouthful of old blood, and glared at Tang Seng. With a wave of jade hand, Tang Seng's mouth was directly sealed.
She was afraid that if Tang Seng continued talking, she would slap Tang Seng to death and ruin the great cause of Buddhism's Journey to the West!
"woo woo woo woo……"
Tang Seng struggled violently, but he couldn't escape the bondage of Guanyin Bodhisattva, only whining sounds came from his throat.
Guanyin Bodhisattva glared at Tang Seng, and began to check Tang Seng's body frantically.
During this inspection, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva found a terrible demonic energy in Tang Seng's body.
Is Tang Seng bewitched?
Turned into a demon monk?
Then, Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva frantically began to withdraw the devilish energy from Tang Seng's body.
However, since Li Xiao injected the demonic energy into Tang Seng's body, he wouldn't let them get it out so easily.
Li Xiao refined the magic energy collected by Mount Sumeru, and then refined it into the original magic energy with the power of the magic law, which became Rahu's original magic energy.
This kind of devilish energy, even if the Taoist ancestor came, I am afraid that he would be helpless and could not be wiped out at all.
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