Moggallana also took a step forward, glared at Goddess Wangshu, and shouted in a deep voice: "Hey, Buddha, I have tolerated you for a long time, and today Buddha will ask you for advice! However, Buddha does not fight women, you... dare to fight Buddha! Have I tried a few tricks?"
As he said that, Moggallana pointed at Yang Jiao, looking domineering.
Of course, Moggallana was not stupid, he also saw that among the three disciples of Li Xiao, Goddess Wangshu had the highest cultivation level, and Yang Jiao was the best, so he was picking on the soft persimmons.
As everyone knows, although Yang Jiao is not as good as Goddess Wangshu in terms of magical powers and cultivation, Yang Jiao is more insidious, and his difficulty is much more difficult than Goddess Wangshu.
Goddess Wangshu is fighting with you with real swords and spears, while Yang Jiao is using some dirty tricks.
Seeing Moggallana bullying him like this, Yang Jiao was furious immediately, jumped out, glared at Moggallana, gnashed his teeth and said: "Hey, you bald donkey, you are too arrogant, today I want you nice!"
Tathagata Buddha frowned, looked at Moggallana, and said indifferently: "Moggallana, we are the masters, we will attack later, don't let us die!"
After finishing speaking, Buddha Tathagata looked up at Li Xiao.
That means, we can't kill you here, and you can't do it either.
"Yes, Buddha!"
Great Moggallana joins ten together.
After finishing speaking, Moggallana turned his head to look at Yang Jiao, but Yang Jiao was no longer where he was.
Moggallana suddenly had a creepy feeling, shouted hastily, twisted his head, revealing the back of his head, and on the back of his head, there was a vertical eye.
The vertical eyes were violent, sweeping in all directions.
"Caught you!"
Mu Jianlian yelled, he had an extra Demon Subduing Pestle in his hand, and threw it out at Yang Jiao.
The Subduing Demon Pestle whizzed out and flew straight towards Yang Jiao.
There were bursts of Sanskrit sounds, and the riot of Buddhist mantras exuded immeasurable Buddha power.
call out……
The Demon Subduing Pestle was nailed directly to Yang Jiao's body.
"Ha ha……"
Moggallana laughed happily, turned his head, and laughed loudly: "Yang Jiao, you are nothing more than..."
It's just that he didn't say the word "this", and the Tathagata Buddha suddenly changed his face and exclaimed: "Moggallana, be careful!"
As he spoke, the Tathagata Buddha grabbed Moggallana behind him.
At this moment, Li Xiao stretched out his hand and pointed out, hitting the wrist of Buddha Tathagata.
Tathagata Buddha immediately withdrew his hand as if being shocked by electricity.
The next moment, Yang Jiao appeared behind Moggallana, stretched out his big hand, and directly grabbed Moggallana's crotch.
"Crack..."
The next moment, the sound of breaking eggs sounded.
"what……"
The next moment, Moggallana's painful face was distorted, and he fell to the ground, with cold sweat dripping from his painful forehead, he shouted hysterically: "Yang Jiao, you...you are playing tricks, you...you are too insidious, you... ..."
Yang Jiao waved his right hand, with disgust on his face, he curled his lips and said: "Huh, Moggallana, you are also abstaining from Buddhism anyway, it is useless for you to keep this thing, Pindao will clean it up for you, so you can rest assured I've practiced, hahaha..."
"you……"
Moggallana looked at Yang Jiao with a look of anger, he was in pain, rolled on the ground, rolled his eyes, and passed out directly.
quiet!
All of a sudden, the Daleiyin Temple was eerily quiet again, and a needle could be heard falling!
Everyone looked at Moggallana lying on the ground with weird expressions, and then looked at Yang Jiao, with pain in his face, Li Xiao, this disciple is really so f*ckingly damaged that he can't even kill anyone.
Don't talk about others, even Li Xiao felt a little ashamed, and silently covered his old face.
He couldn't figure it out, how come none of his disciples are normal, Yang Jiao and Yang Jian are two brothers, Yang Jian is quite upright, and his thinking is also very upright, but Yang Jiao is extremely The insidious, frequent losses.
Yang Jiao came to Li Xiao's side, cupped his hands to Li Xiao and said, "Teacher, this disciple is lucky to fulfill his mission and defeat that Great Moggallana!"
"Well, back off!"
Li Xiao covered his old face and waved his hands.
Yang Jiao retreated, feeling suspicious in his heart, why did the teacher hide his face, didn't we win?
Chapter 622 Yang Jiao's Highlight Moment
All the Buddhas looked at Yang Jiao with palpitations on their faces.
They secretly wrote Yang Jiao's name under the skirt of their clothes, and decided in their hearts that they would stay away from this guy when they saw him.
This guy is really scary!
Although Yang Jiao may be the lowest among Li Xiao's three apprentices, he is the most insidious one.
This guy, with his spatial supernatural powers, is superb and elusive. Maybe this guy will appear behind you in the next moment, give you a brick, or give you a monkey to steal a peach.
Although Buddhism has lust and precepts, they don't want to be eunuchs either!
The scene where Moggallana's egg was broken just now, they still vividly remember it, which makes people feel frightened.
They would rather face Goddess Wangshu, who is the most cultivated among Li Xiao's three disciples, and even meet Li Xiao and die instead of meeting Yang Jiao.
This guy is really insidious, despicable and shameless!
Mahakazhanyan, the seventh disciple of Buddha Tathagata stepped forward, glared at Li Xiao's three disciples, and shouted: "The poor monk came to ask you for advice!"
When Yang Jiao saw it, he was ready to move immediately. The feeling of pinching and exploding his balls made him feel very happy and very exciting.
When Mahakazhanyan saw that it was Yang Jiao, his face turned pale with shock, he clutched his crotch, and hurriedly said: "The poor monk is the first to discuss, it is a literary fight, I will not fight with you!"
"Oh, discussion comes first!"
Yang Jiao grinned, hesitated for a moment, looked at Mahakajanyan, and said, "Well, it's still the same question, which came first, the chicken or the egg? Well, you can discuss it..."
puff……
Mahakazhanyan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it, looked at Yang Jiao with a face of shock and anger, and shouted: "This... the chicken lays the egg, and the egg lays the chicken. It is unreasonable. How can we discuss it?" clear?"
Yang Jiao curled his lips, looked at Maha Kajanyan with disdain, and shouted: "The discussion is not clear, you still talk about balls, get out, when will you lay the chicken and the egg? Think about the problem first, and then discuss it with Pindao, or... if you are not convinced, we can fight!"
As he spoke, Yang Jiao looked at Mahakajanyan's crotch, and unconsciously shook it with his right hand.
Mahakazhanyan hurriedly covered his crotch, and hurriedly said: "You...you are shameless, you...the poor monk won't let you argue, you..."
Yang Jiao turned his head to look at Li Xiao, cupped his hands and said, "Teacher, this disciple is fortunate enough to live up to his mission and win another game!"
"Good, good, good!"
Li Xiao yelled three times and only patted her thigh.
Tathagata Buddha's old face has turned black into the bottom of the pot.
Among his top ten disciples, seven of them have already lost, which is simply embarrassing.
It can be said that this time, the Lan Yu Buddha Association has been smashed.
Aniluduo, the eighth disciple under Tathagata Buddha's seat, saw that Tathagata Buddha's face was ugly, and he was eager to regain his position. He stepped forward, glared at Yang Jiao and others, and shouted in a deep voice: "The poor monk has the best eyesight in the sky, and he is here to ask for advice! "
"The first eye in the sky?"
Yang Jiao sneered, stepped forward, glared at Aniluduo, and said disdainfully, "Then do you know the color of your master Tathagata Buddha's underpants?"
Li Xiao almost spit out a mouthful of old blood when he heard it, and hurriedly covered his face again to hide his embarrassment.
He felt that he was quite decent, but he didn't expect that the disciples he taught were all kind of bastards, especially Yang Jiao, who was not only sinister, but also shameless.
It's shameless to the extreme!
As a teacher, he is ashamed to face people, and he can't wait to find a crack in the ground to sneak in.
The Tathagata Buddha also blushed when he heard this, and looked at Yang Jiao with a look of fright and anger. If Li Xiao wasn't there, he would have rushed over and slapped Yang Jiao to death.
The Buddhas were also very embarrassed when they heard it, and they didn't know how to deal with themselves.
"You...you are shameless and obscene, you...the Holy Land of Buddhism, how can you defile it, you..."
When Aniruduo heard this, he trembled with anger and roared angrily.
Yang Jiao stared at Aniluduo with wide eyes, slapped his thigh in shock, and shouted: "Oh, I see, doesn't it mean that the Tathagata Buddha doesn't wear pants? Oh, what, Aniruduo, you Didn't he see all the Tathagata Buddha, um, is he big or not?"
puff……
All the Buddhas vomited blood in unison.
Hearing this, the Tathagata Buddha staggered and almost fell off the golden lotus of the ninth grade of merit. He looked at Yang Jiao furiously and wanted to strike, but when he saw Li Xiao, he finally suppressed the anger in his heart.
Aniruduo heard the old face twitch violently, and the anxious old face turned into a liver color, and said angrily: "You, you, shameless, you..."
Yang Jiao grinned, shook his head slightly, and said, "Oh, let's change the question, um, do you know what color pants Guanyin Bodhisattva wears? Or, she didn't wear them either..."
Guanyin Bodhisattva blushed when she heard this, and said angrily, "Yang Jiao, you...you dare to humiliate the poor monk, you are presumptuous!"
"You still put five!"
Yang Jiao curled his lips and said with disdain.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was furious, so he wanted to do it.
Yang Jiao hurriedly hid behind Li Xiao, and shouted: "Teacher, Guanyin wants to kill his disciple!"
Li Xiao put down his hands, looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva, and sneered: "What? Venerable Guanyin, are you trying to bully the small with the big? Hmph, is this the way of hospitality in Buddhism? Well, you want to fight, come, Had a fight with Pindao!"
With that said, Li Xiao rolled up his sleeves and started to do it.
Guanyin Bodhisattva immediately gave up.
The Tathagata Buddha frowned, clasped his hands together, and said: "Benefactor Li Xiao, your previous wedding, my Buddhist sect did not do anything to your wedding, please restrain yourself!"
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows and said with a smile: "Forget it, I will give you some face!"
When Yang Jiao heard this, he immediately became more courageous. He got out from behind Li Xiao, looked at Aniluduo, and shouted, "What? Do you know my problem?"
"you……"
Aniruduo trembled all over with anger, and looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva in a strange way.
Guanyin Bodhisattva's pretty face was blushing, and she hurriedly activated her supernatural powers, attracting clouds to cover herself, and said angrily: "Bastard..."
Aniludo then turned his head away in shame, lowered his head and backed away.
"Hahaha……"
Yang Jiao was overjoyed when he heard that, turned his head to look at Li Xiao, cupped his hands and said, "Teacher, luckily you fulfilled your mission, this disciple has won again!"
"Good good!"
Li Xiao laughed loudly.
Upali, the ninth disciple under the Tathagata Buddha's seat, couldn't stand it any longer. He stepped forward, glared at Li Xiao's three disciples, and shouted: "Hmph, the poor monk is Upali, and the precepts are the first, you wait." Who will compete with the poor monk!"
Well, Wendou and the others are quite confident, at least they don't have to deal with Yang Jiao, a shameless person.
Don't worry about becoming a eunuch Buddha.
Li Xiao stretched out his hand to pat Yang Jiao, and said with a smile, "Jiao'er, go and learn some more!"
"is teacher!"
Yang Jiao was overjoyed and cupped his hands.
Chapter 623 Completely defeating Buddhist disciples
With a flash of Yang Jiao's figure, he disappeared in place.
Upali was startled, turned her head to look, and hastily pushed it out with a palm.
"boom……"
The two of them had a firm hand.
You Poli wowed blood, looked at Yang Jiao with a face of horror, and shouted: "Yang Jiao, the poor monk is keeping the precepts, and it is also a literary fight, not a martial fight, what are you doing?"
"Oh, Wendou, forgot, forgot..."
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