Taishang Laozi glanced at the direction of Wa Huangtian, and muttered: "This Li Xiao is really... hey, why doesn't Pindao have such a disciple, Xuandu is a stick, and he will stay in Shouyang Mountain to make alchemy, and I have never seen him do it Bring out a flower..."
After finishing speaking, Taishang Laozi continued to make alchemy depressed.
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East China Sea, Guixu Dayuan.
Zhulong's old face twitched violently, and he said bitterly: "Oh, why is Shangxian Li Xiao getting married again? Damn it, this... What kind of gift should I give? My brother has already been divided by me, that's all, that's all, Peel off the elder brother's skin and give it to Shangxian, um, elder brother, I'm sorry, I did this for the Dragon Clan..."
……
Soon, the day of Li Xiao's big wedding came.
The venue for the big wedding was chosen in Wahuangtian.
After all, Empress Nuwa is a saint and cannot enter the prehistoric world, so she can only hold a big wedding in Wahuangtian.
On this day, the sky of Emperor Wa was decorated with lanterns and colorful lights, thousands of auspicious auras descended, and the rays of the sun were brilliant, and the purple light soared into the sky, illuminating the heavens.
The eight-tone fairy music rang together, and the roar of the dragon was endless.
The golden dragon presents beads, the unicorn roars, and the colorful phoenix presents auspiciousness, all kinds of visions appear frequently.
The great marriage of a saint is not a trivial matter, but a major event celebrated by the whole world.
Although, now the new spokesperson for the way of heaven is Tathagata Buddha, the way of heaven is more inclined to Buddhism.
But the way of heaven is fair, there is no problem with this huge talk.
The way of heaven only reminded Buddha Tathagata of the whereabouts of the chaotic clock, and did not directly hand over the chaotic clock to Buddha Tathagata.
This is the Majesty!
……
Li Xiao and Empress Nuwa were most proud of their wedding, and naturally they were members of the Jiejiao.
In the whole Wahuangtian, the people of Jiejiao shuttled back and forth, bustling with each other, it was very lively.
Especially the Master Tongtian.
Master Tongtian arrived early, grinning from ear to ear, smiling from ear to ear with joy.
At this moment, I saw the void rippling, and two people walked out of the void.
These two people are none other than Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun.
As soon as the two arrived, the atmosphere suddenly became tense.
After all, cutting off teaching is not the same as human teaching and elucidating teaching.
The smile on the face of Master Tongtian also froze, looking coldly at Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun, suppressing the anger in his heart.
Li Xiao hesitated for a moment, looked at the two with a smile, and said, "Master Uncle, Second Uncle, are you here to congratulate Poor Dao?"
Yuanshi Tianzun glared at Li Xiao with his old face, and shouted in a deep voice: "Li Xiao, you are so bold and reckless. Junior sister Nuwa is from the Taoist sect, and she is of the same generation as me. If you count it, she is also your uncle. How can you do that?" Can you marry your elders? This is really a human relationship..."
Li Xiao raised his eyebrows, looked at Yuanshi Tianzun, curled his lips and said: "Second Master, put away your etiquette and human relations, Pindao and Empress Nuwa are sincere, and they cultivate the Dao together, what does it have to do with you? Senior Uncle, Second Senior Uncle, if the two of you come to congratulate today, please come in, if you are here to disturb the wedding of Pindao, don't blame Pindao for being rude!"
Originally, when Li Xiao met Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun, he should be called a disciple, but Li Xiao regarded himself as a poor man.
This shows that Li Xiao is really angry!
Master Tongtian gave a heavy cold snort, and the Qingping sword in his hand made a "clank" sound, glaring at Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun, as if they were ready to strike at any time.
Although, they all ate the Meteor Saint Pill.
But even if the Master Tongtian tried his best to lose the throne, he couldn't let his disciple's wedding be disturbed.
The Meteor Saint Pill is not simply a sage of fallen heaven, but a terrifying elixir aimed at Hunyuan Daluo Jinxian and saints.
Empress Nuwa also had a pretty face, she glared at Taishang Laozi and Yuanshi Tianzun, and said in a deep voice: "Hmph, senior brother, second senior brother, if you dare to make trouble at my wedding, then don't blame me! "
All of a sudden, the atmosphere was extremely tense, and swords were on the verge...
Chapter 595 Yuanshi Tianzun's embarrassing moment
After a long time, Yuanshi Tianzun looked at Li Xiao, forced a smile, and said, "My nephew is joking, we are naturally here to congratulate, well, by the way, Pindao has even prepared congratulatory gifts..."
With that said, Yuanshi Tianzun turned his head to look at Chi Jingzi who was not far away, and said, "Chi Jingzi, take out the congratulatory gifts that Pindao gave to my nephew and sister Nuwa!"
"is teacher!"
With a bitter face, Chi Jingzi reluctantly took out something from his bosom.
At this moment, Li Xiao came to Chi Jingzi's side in a flash, and touched Chi Jingzi's arms.
Chi Jingzi took it out, and it was a jade carving. He held it in both hands and handed it to Li Xiao, saying, "Senior brother, this is... this is my congratulatory gift for teaching!"
quiet!
There was a deathly silence at the scene, and a needle could be heard!
Everyone looked at the statue in Chi Jingzi's hand in unison, and their expressions became strange.
Li Xiao looked at Chi Jingzi, grinned and said, "Oh, junior brother Chi Jingzi, this... What do you mean by sending a statue of the Queen Mother to Yaochi when this poor man is married to Empress Nuwa? This..."
Chi Jingzi was taken aback for a moment, and looked at the statue in his hand. It was indeed the statue of the Queen Mother Yaochi. His old face twitched violently, and he said anxiously: "This... no, it's obvious that you... are you..."
As he said that, Chi Jingzi stared at Li Xiao with wide eyes, startled and angry.
But it turned out that Yuanshi Tianzun deliberately asked Chi Jingzi to carve the jade statue of Empress Nuwa in order to humiliate Li Xiao.
After all, Chi Jingzi had a previous record of blasphemy against Empress Nuwa.
Yuanshi Tianzun did this to inspire that incident and embarrass Empress Nuwa and Li Xiao.
For Empress Nuwa, now that Empress Nuwa is married to Li Xiao, she has completely joined Li Xiao's camp. Since she has joined the camp of interception, she is an enemy.
Therefore, Yuanshi Tianzun did not show mercy to Empress Nuwa.
It's just that Li Xiao has the God of the Great Dao, and has already seen all of this. When Chi Jingzi was about to take out the statue of the Nuwa Empress, Li Xiao reached out and wiped the statue of the Nuwa Empress into the statue of the Queen Mother Yaochi.
In this way, an embarrassing situation occurred!
Yuanshi Tianzun's eyes widened, and he looked at Chi Jingzi angrily. His eyes were obviously asking, what's the matter with you?Let you prepare the statue of the Nuwa Empress, how the hell are you preparing to become the statue of the Queen Mother Yaochi?
Are you an idiot again?
You are a guy who is not successful enough, but has more than bad results!
Seeing Yuanshi Tianzun glaring at him, Chi Jingzi couldn't help but look at Yuanshi Tianzun anxiously with bitterness on his face. Seeing him like that, he was about to cry.
After all, this matter was messed up, and Yuanshi Tianzun lost face in front of so many people. Afterwards, with Yuanshi Tianzun's petty temper, how could he be spared?
Chi Jingzi is weak, can he imagine what he will suffer later?
Li Xiao looked at Chi Jingzi, with a half-smile, and asked playfully, "Junior Brother, I got married to the impoverished Daoist, but you gave the jade carving to the Queen Mother of the poor Daoist, what do you mean?"
brush brush...
All eyes were on him.
After all, the story of Chi Jingzi's romantic nature was widely circulated in the prehistoric times.
Chi Jingzi seemed to have become the biggest stallion in the wild.
Now, Chi Jingzi took out the jade statue of Queen Mother Yaochi and gave it to Li Xiao. What the hell is this operation?
For a moment, everyone was a little confused.
Li Xiao looked at Chi Jingzi, patted his forehead, grinned and said, "Oh, if Pindao understands well, it should be like this. Junior brother Chi Jingzi is going to give the most precious thing to Pindao, um, thank you Pindao Your kindness..."
"This……"
Chi Jingzi's old face trembled violently, not knowing how to explain it.
Just at this time, Taibaijinxing from heaven also came to congratulate.
Seeing Taibai Jinxing, Li Xiao laughed loudly and said, "Oh, Taibai, you came at the right time. Look, Junior Brother Chi Jingzi, send Pindao a jade statue of the Queen Mother, tsk tsk tsk..."
Taibai Jinxing's old face twitched violently, the beard on the corner of his mouth trembled, he laughed endlessly, and stood there dumbfounded, not knowing what to say.
"Hahaha, second senior brother, the gift you sent out from Chanjiao is really unique, unique, hahaha..."
Master Tongtian looked at it, with a gloating expression on his face, he laughed excitedly.
"Humph!"
Yuanshi Tianzun only felt his old face flushed, wishing to find a crack in the ground to get in, glared at Chi Jingzi fiercely, shook his sleeve robe, turned around and escaped into the void, and went back to Yuqingtian.
"teacher……"
Chi Jingzi was in a hurry, and hurried to chase Yuanshi Tianzun.
Seeing that Yuanshi Tianzun had left, Taishang Laozi hurriedly put away his original thoughts.
Originally, when Li Xiao and Empress Nuwa got married, Taishang Laozi felt a little uncomfortable and wanted to trick Li Xiao, but he never thought that Yuanshi Tianzun wanted to trick Li Xiao, but ended up like this.
Taishang Laozi would dare to come up with any other moths, so he had to flip his hand, and a gourd golden pill appeared, which he handed to Li Xiao with his magic power, and said: "Master nephew, Nuwa junior sister, Pindao, this gourd golden pill , I will give it to you!"
In Yuqing Tianzun, the old face that Yuanshi Tianzun looked at shook fiercely, and cursed: "Old silver coin!"
Li Xiao took Jin Dan, looked at Taishang Laozi with a smile, and said, "In that case, this disciple will thank Master Uncle!"
"Ok!"
Taishang Laozi grinned, and then entered Wahuang's heaven.
Taibai Jinxing's old face twitched violently, looked at Li Xiao, hesitated, turned his hand over, and a spiritual root appeared, cupped his hands and said: "Heavenly Court wishes Shangxian Li Xiao and Empress Nuwa a happy marriage!"
For an innate spiritual root, Li Xiao naturally wouldn't take it seriously.
Moreover, Haotian, the emperor of heaven, didn't come to congratulate himself, but sent Taibaijinxing, which in itself was a kind of disrespect to Li Xiao.
However, Li Xiao didn't bother to argue with him. With a wave of his sleeves, he put away his spiritual roots and said with a smile, "Thank you very much!"
Anyway, Taibai Jinxing will return to the Heavenly Court later and tell Haotian what happened, which is enough for Haotian to add trouble, so he doesn't have to worry about it.
"Then Shangxian, Xiaoxian will bid farewell first!"
Taibai Jinxing still had something in his heart, so naturally he wouldn't wait any longer, and bowed to Li Xiao.
"Well, do yourself a favor!"
Li Xiao smiled lightly.
Taibai Jinxing turned around, led the people of Tianting, and returned to Tianting to return to their orders.
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The so-called, some people are happy and others are sad.
Wahuangtian and Li Xiao celebrated their wedding happily, but Yuanshi Tianzun in Yuqingtian was furious.
"Tell me, what's going on? Are you, you, you... are you going to be so mad? You, you, you... you can't do such a small thing well, you..."
Yuanshi Tianzun glared at Chi Jingzi, transformed into the Roaring Emperor, and roared angrily.
Chapter 596: A Congratulatory Gift from Buddhism to Li Xiao
Chi Jingzi trembled in fright, knelt down on the ground, and cried loudly: "Teacher, this... this disciple doesn't know, I don't know, please forgive me, teacher, please forgive me..."
"You, you, you... You bastard, you are a white worm, you... If you delay things any longer, the poor will castrate you..."
Yuanshi Tianzun trembled in anger, waved his big sleeves, violent magic power gushed out, and Chi Jingzi rolled and fell backwards, crashing into the pillar behind him.
"Wow……"
The red sperm slid down from the pillar, and the viscera in the body rolled violently, and he couldn't help spitting out a mouthful of old blood, and his breath was weak for a while.
But even so, Chi Jingzi didn't care about his injuries, and hurriedly scrambled to the front of Yuanshi Tianzun, crying loudly: "Teacher, I know I'm wrong, I'm wrong, please forgive me, teacher!" This time, woo woo woo..."
Chi Jingzi was really afraid that Yuanshi Tianzun would castrate him in a fit of anger.
Although Chi Jingzi is now a quasi-sage and powerful, even if he is castrated, he can grow again, but the key is that since Yuanshi Tianzun castrated him, he has a way to prevent him from growing.
At that time, Chi Jingzi will become the eunuch's business, and I am afraid that it will spread throughout the whole prehistoric world in an instant.
That would be a shame!
Therefore, the red sperm is really empty!
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