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Ye Han finally applied a layer of cement to the entire floor of the wooden house, just in time to use up all the cement he made.

He stood at the door and took a look, then said something to himself, and went to the stream to wash his hands and prepare to eat.

"Xiao Qi, is the meal ready?"

"The weather is nice today, get some rhubarb to eat."

Ye Han said to Su Xiaoqi while washing his hands.

But at this time, Su Xiaoqi's voice sounded, telling him a bad news.

"The boss is not good, Rhubarb broke into the house!"

Chapter 964 Ye Han's unique skill of changing face

Rhubarb broke into the house? !

Hearing this, Ye Han's whole body trembled, and he hurried back.

The front foot just said to get some meat for rhubarb to eat, but it did bad things on the back foot!

Sure enough, a dog can't be fed too much!

When Ye Han ran to the door of the wooden house, he saw Da Huang standing inside the wooden house. On the freshly plastered concrete floor, Da Huang had already stepped on a string of footprints!

"rhubarb!"

Ye Han wanted to burst into tears, and roared angrily.

Even though he did not smooth the concrete floor, it was still passable anyway.

But now he has been stepped on by rhubarb, what should he do?

Hearing Ye Han's roar, Da Huang jumped up in fright, and then landed on all fours, stepping on four more footprints.

Ye Han only felt anxious, wishing he could rush in and grab Rhubarb and hang him to beat him.

But if he went in to catch rhubarb, there would be more footprints, his, rhubarb's, definitely a lot of footprints.

Taking a deep breath, Ye Han suppressed the anger in his heart.

"I'm not angry, I'm not angry."

"Don't get angry, don't get angry, there is no one to replace you when you get sick."

"It's not Rhubarb's fault, Rhubarb doesn't know that you can't step in here, blame me for not telling it..."

Ye Han recited these words silently in his heart, hypnotizing himself psychologically.

Then he smiled at the panicked Rhubarb.

"Rhubarb, be good."

"You come out, yes, go back."

"Come out to eat meat, your favorite meat."

With an amiable look, Ye Han waved to Rhubarb.

Hearing that there is meat to eat, Rhubarb subconsciously wants to go back.

But immediately, it sensed something was wrong.

Ye Han's change was too fast.

"Face Changing".

Yes, Ye Han is changing his face, this is the quintessence of the country!

There is no doubt that Rhubarb is smart, and this is what many viewers like very much.

Of course, both Ye Han and Su Xiaoqi also liked Rhubarb's intelligence and wit.

If it is a stupid monkey, why keep it?

But now, Ye Han found out that Rhubarb is too smart, so it's not a good thing.

Rhubarb's reaction was very quick. He just took a step back when he stopped and fell into hesitation.

If something goes wrong, there must be a demon!

Although rhubarb doesn't understand this sentence, it understands the truth!

Ye Han changed his face too quickly, something is wrong with this matter.

How to do?

Rhubarb stood there, hesitating.

It has an ominous premonition that if it goes out now, it may be dangerous.

This danger came from Ye Han.

Because although Ye Han had a smile on his face, that smile was fake, and there was a murderous look in his eyes.

For a while, Rhubarb was in a dilemma.

And the audience in the live broadcast room were all laughing silly.

"No, no, I'm laughing until I'm out of oxygen, hahahaha!"

"Gah, I have asthma, I laughed so hard I almost passed!"

"The rhubarb is amazing! Look at its expression, I really didn't expect a monkey to have such rich expressions!"

"There are two eyes, one nose and one mouth. Why can't people have rich expressions?"

"Ye Han is in a hurry, I feel like he is about to rush into the cabin to catch rhubarb."

"Come on, let's place a bet at the opening, will Rhubarb be beaten today?"

...........

Massive bullet screens surged, and the audience on the entire network couldn't help laughing.

Even those who hated Ye Han couldn't help laughing.

In Ye Han's live broadcast room, Mr. Piao and Miss Dai are responsible for the commentary today.

They teamed up, because Teacher Ma and Xiaotuanzi had something to do and couldn't come to explain.

Now the two of them are laughing exaggeratedly!

Teacher Piao laughed like a pig on the spot, while Miss Dai was trembling with laughter, and many viewers couldn't move their eyes away.

It was the same in the official live broadcast room, Master Bei and Master De were all laughing wildly.

Especially Master De, who gave out gei, gei's strange smile, it is said that it can stop children from crying at night.

In this wave, rhubarb has brought countless joys to audiences all over the world.

Needless to say, there is no need to say a reward, just fly up.

The only person who couldn't laugh was Ye Han.

In fact, even Su Xiaoqi was laughing, heartlessly. After all, she didn't wipe the concrete floor, so she didn't know that her heart ached.

The smile on Ye Han's face is very stiff now, and it is still gradually disappearing.

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"Rhubarb, I'll give you one last chance."

"Come out right now, I won't hit you."

Ye Han took a deep breath and said to Da Huang.

But with his terrifying appearance, how dare Rhubarb come out!

Rhubarb retreated subconsciously, and stepped on several more footprints.

Ye Han felt that his blood pressure was soaring.

He closed his eyes and began to meditate in his heart.

"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

Ye Han set a time for Rhubarb in his heart.

ten seconds.

If Da Huang came out within ten seconds, he could pretend that this hadn't happened and not blame Da Huang.

But if Rhubarb dared to stay in the room after ten seconds, then wait to be beaten.

"three."

"two."

"one."

"Hehehe..."

After the countdown was over, Ye Han opened his eyes, looked at Rhubarb who was still in the room, and let out a sneer.

This made Rhubarb's scalp tingle even more, and he kept backing away, and he had already reached the corner of the room, huddled there.

"Little Qi, get ready."

"We'll eat monkey brains later."

Ye Han spoke, then took off his shoes and socks, walked into the wooden house, and closed the door smoothly.

Su Xiaoqi who was standing outside soon heard Ye Han's roar and Rhubarb's scream.

The audience in the live broadcast room only felt that the live broadcast screen was shaking all the time, making people dizzy!

There are more and more footprints on the ground!

The cement floor that Ye Han had applied with great difficulty was a mess!

After 5 minutes, Ye Han grabbed Rhubarb by the neck and brought it out.

One person and one monkey were all stained with a lot of cement.

Rhubarb is already stupid now, and he doesn't dare to struggle.

If it didn't know why at first, then now it has vaguely understood.

It should be related to the ground in the wooden house.

The ground was smeared with something unknown by Ye Han, and he destroyed that layer.

Da Huang, who knew he had done something wrong, did not dare to say a word.

The audience immediately sympathized with Rhubarb.

"Rhubarb was caught, what should I do?"

"It's over, it's over, Ye Han won't really want to kill Rhubarb and eat monkey brains, will he?"

"Poor Rhubarb, it actually doesn't know how it offended Ye Han."

"Just like my cat, my cat used to break my water glass on the table, but I didn't blame him because he didn't know he was doing something wrong."

"Hahahaha wake up, your cat did it on purpose!"

"My cat deliberately shit on my bed to get revenge on me. It was purely on purpose. I took it to the pet hospital for neutering that day, hehe!"

"Sterilization is a good punishment, but cats seem to be healthier and live longer after neutering."

"Actually, I think that sterilization can also prolong life. Those eunuchs in TV dramas live a long time!"

The audience kept discussing, but at this time, Ye Han had brought rhubarb to the stream.

The cement stained on the body should be washed off quickly, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with after it solidifies.

Especially rhubarb, with monkey hair all over.

Ye Han sighed, took off his shoes, rinsed them in the stream twice, and then patted Rhubarb's butt twice symbolically.

He is also angry now, there is no need to get angry with Da Huang.

And he also washed the cement on Rhubarb's body first, then threw Rhubarb by the stream, and began to clean the cement on himself.