Honghuang: Master Demon Ancestor, Nuwa came to the door with a pregnancy

Repeated defeats...

It will be repeated defeats and repeated battles!

Donghuang Taiyi's eyes gradually lit up.

This sentence kept lingering in his mind.

That's right!

Boss is right!

Failure is the mother of success!

He must make persistent efforts to let Xuan Ming see his masculinity and completely capture her!

Donghuang Taiyi secretly clenched his fists.

……

The version taught by Mr. Luo Hao:

36 ways to pick up girls!

The second plan: earthy love story!

Location: Romantic Encounter, Pantao Garden

Necessary skills: A look of affectionate, lingering sentimentality!

The key to confession: Shameless!Stick to shameless!

"Boss, what you said..."

"Can it be done?"

Donghuang Taiyi hesitated.

"Okay! Of course!"

"However, the specific effect depends on your performance on the spot. You have to believe in yourself!"

Looking at Luo Hao's confident expression.

The hesitation in Donghuang Taiyi's heart disappeared.

Just do what the boss says...

Absolutely sure!

Get it in your hands!

In the presence of Nuwa,

Please back soil to help assists.

After struggling for a long time, Xuan Ming finally reluctantly agreed to come to the appointment.

Because the trouble last time was very unpleasant, after seeing Donghuang Taiyi, Xuanming's expression was a little impatient.

In particular, Donghuang Taiyi's self-possessed calm, but in fact he was at a loss.

No matter how you look at it...

Not like a sane guy...

"You asked me out, what's the matter?"

Chapter 97 I peed on her feet

Facing Xuan Ming with a cold expression on his face.

Donghuang Taiyi took a deep breath.

His expression was a little twitchy, and he said cautiously:

"Do you know what my name is?"

Xuan Ming was stunned.

Looking at Donghuang Taiyi's expression, it seems that he is looking at a mentally retarded person!

Yes, you continue to act!

Donghuangtai didn't notice her strange expression at all.

He didn't even look Xuanming in the eyes, and he recited the script on his own, just like reciting a line:

"Ah! Xuan Ming!"

"Do you know my name?"

"I used to be called Gangan!"

"Because I stole your heart, I am now called Hanhan."

quack……

A crow flew across the sky.

There was a silent embarrassment in the air.

Xuan Ming looked desperate, unable to support his forehead.

Who is she?

where is she?

Why is she here?

If possible, Xuan Ming really wanted to strangle this idiot in front of him to death.

Looking at Xuan Ming who fell into silence.

Donghuang Taiyi naively thought that the other party was too moved to speak!

So, he got even more excited...

I saw that his expression was contrived, and he continued to read in cadence:

"Ah! My dear Xuan Ming!"

"At this wonderful moment, I just want to call out to you:"

"Come on honey! Let's get married!"

"Yes or no?"

"Only answer one word!"

After three seconds of silence.

Only to hear Xuan Ming spit out a word very clearly:

"roll!"

……

The mountain behind the Temple of Demons.

In the peach garden.

Looking at the extremely depressed Donghuang Taiyi with a bright red palm mark on his face, Luo Hao was filled with guilt.

It seems...

This trick of earthy love story...

Also a complete failure.

Patting Donghuang Taiyi on the shoulder, Luo Hao asked with concern:

"Taiyi, don't be too sad..."

"Turn grief and anger into appetite, what do you want to eat? Boss, I'll make it for you!"

Donghuang Taiyi slowly raised his head, with a numb expression on his face:

"I want to eat……"

"Broken internal organs, coagulated blood..."

"Intertwined tentacles, shriveled limbs..."

"Mutilated brain, scarlet fruit..."

"Rolling in the opposition of red and white, silent in the blending of yellow and brown. Clear this fog for me, so that I can see the truth!"

Luo Hao had black lines on his face.

Resisting the urge to slap Dong Huangtai to the ground one by one, he growled viciously:

"Speak human words to Lao Tzu!"

Donghuang Taiyi's empty eyes looked into the distance.

"I'm hungry."

"I want to eat Malatang."

Luo Hao was silent for a while.

He and Nuwa looked at each other tacitly.

Nuwa sighed softly and shook her head.

Luo Hao's hand once again patted Donghuang Taiyi's shoulder lightly:

"Taiyi, I really can't..."

"Forget it..."

"Where there is no fragrant grass in the end of the world, why bother to love a single flower..."

This woman Xuanming...

Not too pretty...

Still fierce all day long...

The point is that she still has violent tendencies!

I really don't know what Eastern Emperor Taiyi has set his eyes on in her!

at this time.

Dong Huangtai raised her head with tears in her eyes.

this kid...

He actually...

He even cried!

"Boss, what should I do..."

"Xuan Ming scolded me more and beat me..."

"The more I like her, woo woo woo..."

Luo Hao rolled his eyes.

I really want to kick this kid out!

I really can't see it.

Eastern Emperor Taiyi...

You are actually a shaking M!

Pity,

The fate of heaven has long been doomed.

The next immeasurable catastrophe will unfold between the two clans of liches.

These two clans will have to fight to the death sooner or later.