Sky-high salary, I backhand popular passers-by

The fairy wind blows, Guanyin's white robe is flying in the air,

"Since you can't hide, the old grandson will fight you to the death!"

Sun Wukong threw the Moonlight Treasure Box casually and hit Tang Seng on the head,

"What else?"

Monk Tang was speechless,

Just when Monkey King and Avalokitesvara were about to make a move, Tang Seng chased after him with a Moonlight Treasure Box in his hand.

"Alas! Everyone, don't be angry, you will violate the precept of hatred!

Wukong, you are too naughty. I told you not to throw things around.

So much littering... Look, I'm not done yet, you're throwing the stick away again!

The Moonlight Box is a treasure, if you throw it away, it will pollute the environment,

Oh, what if I hit a child?

Even if you didn't hit the children, it's wrong to hit those flowers and plants!"

Tang Seng babbled a lot,

Monkey King was annoyed by Tang Seng, so he grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box in Tang Seng's hand,

"Do what?"

Tang Seng asked suspiciously,

"Let go!"

Sun Wukong gritted his teeth,

"Do you want it? Goku, if you want it, just say it!

How do I know what you want if you don't tell me?

Although you looked at me sincerely, you still have to tell me what you want.

Do you really want it? Then you take it!

You don't really want it, do you? Do you really want it?..."

Tang Seng grabbed the Moonlight Treasure Box and refused to give it to Monkey King, and babbled a lot,

"I rely on!"

Monkey King couldn't bear it anymore, and knocked Tang Monk to the ground with one punch,

"Huh? Monkey King..."

Seeing this, Guanyin frowned, and was about to say something when he was interrupted by a burst of wild laughter from Monkey King.

"Hahahahaha...you see?

This guy talks about mother-in-law and mother-in-law at length when he is free, as if there is a fly all day long,

Om... Sorry, not one, but a bunch of flies around you, Om... Om... Om... Flying into your ears, help! "

Sun Wukong hugged his head and rolled over on the ground, extremely painful, all kinds of rolling,

"So I caught the fly, squeezed its belly, and ripped out its guts,

Then use its intestines to strangle his neck and pull hard, ah...

Guys, stick out your whole tongue!

I raise the knife again, wow!The whole world is clean,

Now everyone understands why I want to kill him? "

Sun Wukong slowly got up from the ground, dancing and dancing to show the process of fighting mosquitoes,

"Hmph! Wukong, you have so many excuses, you don't even want to get the Western Classic!"

Guanyin said expressionlessly,

"What are you talking about, fight!"

Hearing this, Sun Wukong swung the golden cudgel twice, and the next moment he directly fought against Guanyin.

"Today I will do justice for the heavens!"

After a fight between the two, Wukong was subdued by Guanyin and put into the nectar bottle.

"Hey, hey, hey! The apprentice has made mistakes, and the master is also responsible. I beg my sister to let him live!"

Seeing this, Tang Seng hurried over and said,

"If I don't destroy him, I can't explain to the Jade Emperor!"

"Sister, please tell the Jade Emperor that the poor monk is willing to pay for his life!"

Tang Seng sat on the ground with his palms folded, and then threw his staff into the air, and the staff fell down and killed Tang Seng.

......

The picture on the big screen changed, followed by another introduction of the main creative team. It turned out that the previous paragraph was just the prefix before the beginning of the film.

In just 3 minutes of plot,

The background of the story is clearly introduced at the beginning, the lines are interesting, the characters are distinct, and Zhang Yue's style is proper.

And what makes this movie different from previous movies is that when introducing the leading actors and supporting roles, the original positions of the actors are even suffixed.

There are box lunches, video cameras, field notes, etc.

It is also a small feature.

"Ha ha ha ha...."

The audience in the cinema hall roared with laughter,

"This big talk about Journey to the West is really different from the previous film and television works with the theme of Journey to the West!"

"Yes, I feel like this is a breakthrough!"

"Tang Seng is too funny. Although there are not many lines in this passage, every time he speaks, he can make Sun Wu so angry!"

"The actor playing Tang Seng is really good at acting! He vividly interprets Tang Seng's naughty character, and I feel that Guanyin wants to strangle him to death!"

"Also Sun Wukong's reaction is too funny. While being fooled by Tang Seng, he was furious at the same time. When he met Tang Seng who was talking nonsense, even I wanted to hit someone!"

"Especially the part where Monkey King imagines killing mosquitoes. The dialogue in this movie is simply amazing. I'm looking forward to the next plot!"

"This... feels a bit like changing Journey to the West!"

"Magic reform? If the reform is not good, it is called magic reform. If the reform is good, it is innovation. Moreover, Director Zhang's movie is originally called Journey to the West, not Journey to the West, so I don't think there is anything wrong with it!"

"That's right, this is a purely funny comedy. To be honest, in recent years, a TV series based on Journey to the West has been released almost every year, and the plot will not deviate too much from the original work. An adaptation like this seems It's quite interesting!"

After a brief discussion, the film continued.

Chapter 129 Comedy or Tragedy!

Then the screen changes, the time is already 500 years later,

"This place is full of smog and smog. You all have hideous faces. It is by no means like an ordinary inn... There are peach blossoms passing by, no grass grows, money falls, and people's lives are lost,"

The Spring Thirty Mother came to Wuyue Mountain to threaten the members of the Ax Gang,

When this paragraph came out, the laughter in the cinema almost never stopped,

Then, Monkey King's reincarnated Supreme Treasure appeared on the stage,

Zhizunbao was injured by Qishangquan, his eyes were blurred and he couldn't see clearly, so he asked Shangchun Shisanniang to settle the score, but he was beaten to death.

All kinds of betrayals of the second master and the blind man, and the ax gang lined up in a row to be inspected on the soles of their feet,

All kinds of plots are so nonsensical to the extreme, but unexpectedly funny,

There was constant laughter in the movie hall, and some audience members even burst into tears.

"I laughed so hard, hahahaha...."

"My stomach hurts from laughing, this plot is so funny! Director Zhang is too talented!"

"Who did the dubbing of Supreme Treasure? It's amazing!"

"The blind man's voice is enough! Laughing!"

"I haven't been this happy for a long time, this movie is worth watching!"

Next,

The girl Bai Jingjing appeared on the stage,

The ax helped everyone work together to kill Bai Jingjing and Chun Sanniang, and then they were deliberately teased by these two. Almost every scene can be called a famous scene, with constant laughter,

after that,

With the appearance of Patriarch Bodhi, Xiaoguo has reached a higher level.

The image of Patriarch Bodhi is completely different from the worldly masters in Journey to the West.

However, he seemed stupid and incompetent on the surface, and made a lot of jokes at one time, but in fact, Patriarch Bodhi has been secretly controlling everything,

This character not only incorporates funny elements, but also shows the strategizing of the gods,

While many audience members laughed, they also slowly began to have a good impression of Patriarch Bodhi.

If the first half of the movie is full of laughter and laughter, then the second half is more sad,

When seeing Fairy Zixia's appearance and a series of things that happened to Supreme Treasure, the audience in the movie hall gradually became silent,

"If you take half a step forward, I will kill you!"

Fairy Zixia put her sword on Zhizunbao's neck and said,

"You should, and I should die,

There was once a sincere love in front of me, I didn't cherish it,

When I lose it, I regret it, the most painful thing in the world is this...

If God can give me another chance, I will say three words to that girl: I love you,

If I want to add a time limit to this love, I hope it will be 1 years..."

Supreme Treasure burst into tears,

大荧幕上的这一幕，内,部/群:9|8/0'2;0。5:8'5？6直接让部分观众破防，情不自禁红了眼圈，

Although the following sections are still funny, especially Tang Seng,

But I don't know why, the audience laughed and suddenly couldn't laugh,

Time passed by every minute and every second, unconsciously,

The movie is at the end,

I saw a colorful auspicious cloud breaking through the sky in the darkness and galloping towards it. The cloud made a series of somersaults and turned over a person, wearing a golden armor and holy clothes, holding a golden cudgel. It was the Monkey King - Sun Wukong!

"Master, my disciple committed a lot of sins in the past, thanks to Master Avalokitesvara for his guidance,

Now I have taken refuge in my Buddha with all my heart, and I will never miss the slightest lust in the world!

The disciple is willing to shoulder the important task of escorting the master to fetch the Western Scriptures! "

Sun Wukong didn't pay attention to Zixia, but knelt in front of Tang Seng and began to repent.

"Goodness, goodness, you are finally back on the journey!"

Tang Seng said,

"Supreme treasure! Supreme treasure, you are finally here!"

At this time, Zixia happily chased after her,

"Girl! I do know a friend named Zhizunbao,

He also asked me to tell a person named Fairy Zixia, is that you? "

Sun Wukong took a step back and said,