Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Seeing Sun Hao said seriously:

"Bodhisattva, you don't have to say it."

"This goldfish spirit has frozen my Huaguo Mountain for three years. What's even more hateful is that he ate my sister. It's not that I don't want to give Bodhisattva face, it's that I can't give face."

"If the Bodhisattva refuses to hand him over to me, then I will report to the Jade Emperor when I go back, and let the Jade Emperor send someone to take this lawless goldfish spirit."

Guanyin is also depressed!

dead monkey.

You think I don't know what you're thinking, you shameless blackmailed me today.

So angry!

Guanyin endured the anger in his heart, and said:

"Monkey King, this matter is his fault."

"You... how about this, the deceased has gone, I will compensate you five hundred golden cores on his behalf, do you think this matter can be stopped?"

Sun Hao was delighted when he heard Guanyin's words, "That's right, what I'm waiting for is your words."

Seeing Sun Hao listened to Guanyin's words, his face tightened and he asked, "Don't the Bodhisattva know that he killed my childhood sweetheart, my good sister?"

Guanyin said a little strangely:

"Then what do you want?"

That Guanyin didn't know whether it was joy or sorrow, but the stone monkey cared so much about his avatar, really...

But at this moment, I heard Sun Hao's golden sentence:

"I have to pay more!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from the king of inspiration +999."

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999."

"From Mu Zha..."

Guanyin felt like she was going crazy.

The stone monkey's butt has grown again.

Can't stand it anymore.

That's it.

Guanyin said seriously:

"One thousand golden pills, let's stop here."

"make a deal!"

Sun Hao agreed without thinking.

Then Guanyin really has no choice, she knows Sun Hao best, this guy is shameless, if he doesn't compensate him, the goldfish will never be at peace in the future!

It is also difficult for her to be peaceful in Nanhai, and at this moment, it is not easy to have disputes with him.

Sun Hao took the golden elixir given by Guanyin, feeling very happy, walked to Ao An'er, kissed her on the face and said:

"Remember my words, wait until I go to Dragon Palace to propose marriage."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From..."

Guanyin almost exploded with anger.

Hateful dead monkey.

Taking my money, still thinking about my apprentice, kissing her in front of me, I really want to slap you to death.

Ao An'er's face turned red to the neck, and she wished she could find a crack in the ground to get in.

Guanyin sighed heavily, looked at several people and asked:

"Why did the stone monkey fight with the goldfish?"

Mu Zha and Ao An'er shook their heads in unison, they didn't know what was going on, the goldfish was still turning over in the water and pretending to be dead, he...has nothing to love!

Guanyin asked again:

"Why did you get into a fight with him?"

The goldfish spirit is immersed in the world of social death at the moment, and can't live anymore. The stone monkey urinates in the lotus pond, and he came in again.

Avalokitesvara looked at the lotus pond angrily and said:

"Didn't I ask you, why did you fight with the stone monkey?"

"what?"

Jinyu Jing suddenly reacted, turned over and flew out from inside and asked:

"Master, didn't you let me talk?"

Guanyin's face darkened instantly, and she replied:

"Why are you still so stupid? I didn't let you speak just now. I asked you to go back to the pool because I was afraid that you would anger him. Why can't you speak now that he's gone?"

"I told you several times before, don't show up in front of the stone monkey, do you want to be caught by him and sent to the demon-slaying platform?"

Chapter 93 Brother, you are approaching catastrophe

After hearing this, Jinyu Jing began to explain angrily:

"Bodhisattva, that...it's not that I'm disobedient, it's that the monkey is too cheap."

"Originally he came to look for Dragon Girl, so I definitely wouldn't come out, but that stone monkey... woo woo woo..."

As the goldfish spirit spoke, she burst into tears.

Guanyin said strangely:

"What's up with him?"

"You said it, why are you crying? I will take out a thousand gold pills so that he will not trouble you anymore. What else is there for you to cry now?"

"Woo woo... woo..."

Goldfish spirit sobbed and replied:

"Bodhisattva, the monkey is not human, he is not human, it is really too low."

"He... took advantage of Longnu going back to the bamboo forest to change clothes, and directly peed in our lotus pond. I was in the water under there at that time... woo..."

"Bodhisattva bullied us too much."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From..."

hack!

Rumble.

The words of the gold fish spirit were like a thunderbolt, directly hitting Guanyin's head.

Peeing in the lotus pond?

Stone monkeys peeing in my lotus pond?

"Splash~monkey~!"

Avalokitesvara burst into anger for a moment, and the entire South China Sea was instantly gusts of wind, dark clouds, lightning and thunder, rolling waves, and torrential rain.

"Idiot, why didn't you say that just now, he deceived me so much, and you actually watched me give him a thousand gold pills?"

Jinyu Jing listened to Guanyin's words, and said in a wronged way: "Master, I just wanted to say that you didn't let me talk, and you insisted on letting me go back, I... woo woo..."

Snapped!

Avalokitesvara slapped the goldfish essence back into the lotus pond, and shouted angrily:

"Pool monkey, bullying people too much!"

"I will never forgive you this time!"

I saw that Guanyin roared angrily, and chased Sun Hao as soon as he flew into the sky.

It's not that Guanyin can't bear it.

This was mainly because she was too bullying, went to her place to pick up girls, urinated in her lotus pond, and even blackmailed her with a thousand gold pills.

The key point is that the lotus pond is the feng shui of Guanyin Nanhai, that lotus pond... that is her favorite.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From..."

The negative emotions from Guanyin can't stop.

Lingshan.

The Tathagata looked at the burning lamp and said helplessly:

"Now you know why I didn't tell Guanyin the truth just now. I would rather let her give the stone monkey golden elixir than tell her."

Ran Deng was also angry and said:

"This stone monkey is simply too cheap."

"Not to mention Guanyin now, I want to beat him to death."

It is definitely not good to give the stone monkey golden pill, but Tathagata really didn't dare to tell the truth to Guanyin just now. After telling the truth, the stone monkey might find it difficult to leave the South China Sea.

Although it is said that Guanyin is even more angry now, but the stone monkey has also run back to the heaven, so there is no problem.

There will be people in heaven to persuade them to fight.

heaven.

The Jade Emperor and Taibai Jinxing also opened their eyes.

Stone monkey, stone monkey, you are real skin.

You got the true biography of the monkey skin. You went to the South China Sea while taking a walk after eating, and you urinated in the lotus pond of Guanyin.

You even asked her to pay you a thousand gold pills.

You are really skinny!

The Jade Emperor looked at Taibai Jinxing and said:

"Taibai, hurry up to Nantianmen to meet him."

Taibai Jinxing was stunned when he heard the words of the Jade Emperor:

"Your Majesty, I can't stop Guanyin!"

Jade Emperor said lightly:

"nothing."