Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Sun Hao felt a little dazed when he saw the system prompt.

No, the monkeys were frightened just now, the old monkey didn't know anything, so I let him taste the water, and asked him if he wanted to find the source, why did he get negative emotions.

The old monkey was held by Sun Hao, feeling that the other party was so powerful that he couldn't break free no matter what, so he was a little depressed and said:

"Young monkey, can you let me go?"

Sun Hao shook his head and said:

"Master, just take a sip and see if the water is sweet..."

The old monkey looked at Sun Hao with a troubled expression, his expression was very depressed...

"Negative emotions from monkey skin +77."

The two stood there in a daze, one didn't let go, and the other didn't want to take a bite.

at last.

The old monkey looked at Sun Hao frankly and said:

"I was wrong."

Sun Hao asked puzzledly:

"What, what's wrong?"

The old monkey looked at Sun Hao and admitted his mistake very sincerely:

"I shouldn't have peed in the river..."

What am I? ? ?

moment!

Sun Hao was petrified.

"Pfft!~"

Not far from the two of them, a monkey sprayed out the water he just drank, and shouted at the old monkey:

"Uncle Pi, you... you actually peed in the river again."

When the surrounding monkeys heard the shout and saw Sun Hao holding the monkey's skin to prevent him from leaving, they also said angrily in an instant:

"what?"

"Uncle Pi, how can you do this?"

"We gather here all year round and drink the spring water here when we are thirsty, why are you like this..."

"Old Pi, do you believe that we skinned you?"

"You are too much."

Sun Hao let go of the old monkey's arm silently, and walked ashore with a bit of pain, feeling powerless in his heart, "Monkey skin, you motherfucker is real skin!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from monkey skin +333."

"Negative emotions from Monkey Dou +66."

"Negative emotions from gibbon monkeys +78."

"Negative emotions from big-eared monkeys +11."

"From..."

Seeing the negative emotions on the screen, Sun Hao felt a little strange.

I get rewarded for peeing?

Does this mean that because the incident happened because of me, all these negative emotions are mine?

Can…

I just want to ask you if the river is sweet or not, and if you want to find a source, what the hell are you talking about!

Sun Hao was a little autistic.

Originally, Sun Hao was a newcomer, if he proposed to go to Shangliu to find the Water Curtain Cave, there must not be many monkeys going there, so he wanted to incite a few monkeys to suggest going.

Who would have thought that the first one would die because he was afraid of him, but the second one would be straightforward and caught by him...

Zhen Te Niang wants to confiscate this old man's crime tools.

this time.

The spirit monkey who saw Sun Hao first ran over and asked:

"Stone Monkey, you caught Uncle Pi and peed in the river again?"

Sun Hao looked at the other party and nodded slightly, feeling helpless in his heart, I'm catching a ghost, who knew this would happen.

But... this negative emotion is more than 7000, so delicious!

a time.

All the monkeys started to gather around, some around Sun Hao to praise Sun Hao, some around the old monkey to point at him.

Sun Hao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he said:

"Hey, everyone, I have a suggestion. This monkey goes to the high place, and the water flows to the low place. We definitely can't stay here if he pees in this water, and we can't go down the river either."

"We might as well go up, find a source, and change places, so that we can drink healthy water again."

When the monkeys heard this, many of them nodded in agreement and said:

"Yeah!"

"It's such a great idea."

"But when you reach the upper reaches, you can't do this anymore, Old Pizi."

"We have thousands of mouthfuls to drink, but you can't walk a few steps?"

"Let's go, let's go together."

Sun Hao also couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief, the mountains and rivers were full of doubts, and there was another village.

Not bad…

Chapter 8 Is the golden monkey a thing in the pool? When it meets a stone monkey, it turns into a dragon

this time.

Sun Hao led a group of monkeys and began to search upstream. Under the education of a group of people, the monkey skin promised:

"Don't worry, I won't do it this time."

"The main reason is that I am old, sometimes I feel comfortable in the water... I can't help it..."

Sun Hao was walking in front, and after hearing this, he couldn't help shivering, couldn't help it in the water? ? ?

That meow!Will there be monkeys who will become pregnant directly after drinking the river water?

heaven.

In Lingxiao Palace, brothers Qianliyan and Shunfenger, who were inspecting the Three Realms, suddenly became happy.

Seeing this, the Jade Emperor was a little puzzled and said:

"Why is Aiqing laughing?"

The clairvoyant duo replied:

"Your Majesty Qizuo, we are laughing at the monkeys in Huaguo Mountain."

"Oh, by the way, Your Majesty, the Lingming Stone Monkey has led the group of monkeys to find the Water Curtain Cave."

When the Jade Emperor heard this, his face was a little strange and he said:

"Why so fast?"

"He was just born today, why did he find the Water Curtain Cave?"

The clairvoyant duo replied:

"Your Majesty, it's because...the Lingming Stone Monkey caught a monkey peeing secretly in the water just now, and they wanted to change places to search for the upper reaches."

The Jade Emperor shook his head with a smile and said:

"This monkey head, I don't think he will dare to drink that Huaguo Mountain and River Water in his life."

"Continue to pay attention."

The immortals also nodded cheerfully, this is definitely about to come out of the shadows.

Nether.

A group of monkeys searched for a long time, until they reached the source, Sun Hao was also stunned.

I saw the waterfall flying spring:

A white rainbow rises, Qianxun Xuelang flies.The sea breeze blows constantly, and the moon shines on the river.The air-conditioning is divided into green peaks, and the rest of the flow is moist and green.The name of the waterfall is really like hanging a curtain.

What a beautiful water!

The monkeys clapped their hands and praised:

"Good water! Good water! It turns out that this place is far from the foot of the mountain, directly to the waves of the sea."

"Whoever is capable, go in and find a source to come out, and whoever does not hurt the body, I will worship him as king."

Sun Hao became excited in an instant. Looking at those talking old monkeys, he also expressed his gratitude from the bottom of his heart. There is nothing wrong, old man!

Although monkeys are not monkeys from 300 years ago, it's great that you promote the plot in such a way!

Listening to the words of the old monkeys, the group of monkeys began to measure the water curtain hole behind the waterfall, but the terrifying height made them scratch their heads anxiously.

At this time, the spirit monkey came over, looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Stone monkey, you are so strong, come and try dancing, maybe you can become our king."

Sun Hao looked at her, and whispered back:

"No, I'm afraid of heights...I'm afraid..."

"Let the others come."

In the group of monkeys, a few monkeys mustered up their courage and began to jump up the water curtain hole of the waterfall.

puff... puff...

There was a series of abnormal noises, and the monkeys who jumped into the water curtain cave fell into the waterfall pool like dumplings, and their life and death were uncertain.

All the monkeys were frightened and said:

"It's too dangerous."

"Such a height, who can jump up."

"If someone can go up and down, we will worship him as king!"

"Yes, who dares to try?"

Obviously, after the few monkeys fell into the water just now, none of the monkeys on the field dared to take risks.

Sun Hao suddenly leaned into the ear of an old monkey beside him, and asked in a low voice:

"Uncle Monkey, I see that your bones are amazing, and you have seven stars on your feet, which is a rare appearance of an emperor!"

"Do you want to be king?"

Listening to Sun Hao's words, the old monkey scratched his head in confusion and said:

"I?"

"Young student, don't be joking."

"This opportunity is still left to you young monkeys, I am an old bone, but I can't stand the toss."

The spirit monkey was standing very close to the two of them, listening to their conversation, it also looked at Sun Hao strangely.

Sun Hao said solemnly: