Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

It is the Dragon Palace four-piece suit:

Ruyi golden cudgel, golden chain mail, phoenix wings and purple gold crown, lotus root silk walking cloud shoes.

A sentence suddenly popped up in Sun Hao's mind: "Stone Monkey, your courier has arrived, please sign for it!"

This…

Ao Guang, an old guy, actually sent this golden cudgel to the door for himself.

A group of monkeys surrounded the surroundings, looking at the four-piece set of the Dragon Palace, they couldn't help but said happily:

"These look good."

"It's more handsome than the armor that the stone monkey pulled off from the demon king of incarnation!"

"It's just so cool."

"It is indeed the god-given armor of the stone monkey!"

"Stone Monkey, it's God's will. It was given to you by God. Put on this armor and take this stick. You will be the most handsome and strongest monkey in our Huaguo Mountain."

It is clear.

The old monkey who said the last two words, something is wrong with her.

Sun Hao began to feel happy in his heart, frankly speaking, this equipment is good, and there must be nothing wrong with it.

only…

Thinking of doing this to my stone monkey?

You know nothing about anti-routines!

Sun Hao waved his hand and sucked the four-piece suit onto his hand, and said:

"These are the treasures of the Dragon Palace. Although they appear here today, some thieves must have stolen them."

"I am a stone monkey who stands up to the heavens and earth. Since I was a child, I have sworn to be a good monkey who can pick up money, so you don't need to say anything."

"The thief can't find it, but I will send this treasure back to him personally. Everyone must learn from me in the future and be a good monkey who can pick up money without hesitation!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Guanyin..."

Chapter 57 Refusal to return goods

in fact.

The old monkey who spoke last just now is Guanyin.

And Guanyin felt that according to the shameless character of the stone monkey, this wave is absolutely justified in accepting the golden cudgel.

But who ever thought?

This dead monkey doesn't play cards according to the routine.

So angry!

So angry!

The monkeys listened to Sun Hao's words, nodded heavily one by one and said:

"The stone monkey is doing well!"

"We will definitely become stone monkeys like you in the future, good monkeys who can pick up money."

"We all support you!"

"Stone Monkey, I like you so much..."

Sun Hao waved his hand and said:

"It's enough for everyone to support in their hearts. The most important thing to be a human being is honesty and kindness. The same is true for being a monkey. Of course, you should keep a low profile."

"Stop talking, I'll send it back."

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he flew directly to the East China Sea.

Guanyin stood there dumbfounded. Although Sun Hao was not bullied by this wave, Sun Hao's operation... was already bullying her!

You are such a shameless monkey, you teach us to be honest and kind?

This is not the moment when you want to inherit Dragon Palace.

East China Sea Dragon Palace.

Ao Guang just came back and sat down to drink some tea at this moment, he was relieved, he felt that throwing the golden cudgel to the stone monkey would be nothing to him in the future.

After all, the stone monkey will go to the underworld, go to heaven, be suppressed, and go to learn Buddhist scriptures next, so how can he miss him?

who ever thought...

Prime Minister Turtle came in suddenly and shouted:

"Lord Dragon King, it's not good."

"The stone monkey...the stone monkey...he came to deliver the baby."

Ao Guang stood up in an instant, and said with a bewildered expression:

"What did you say?"

"The stone monkey came to deliver the baby, and he has a fart baby to deliver?"

Prime Minister Gui said with a depressed face:

"Yes, it's Dinghaishenzhen!"

"what?"

Ao Guang's whole body is not well.

I just sent you a courier to the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave, and you sent it back to me?

What are you doing!

Ao Guang looked at Prime Minister Gui and said:

"Let him in first, and I'll see what kind of idea this dead monkey is up to."

Prime Minister Gui nodded and went out.

Subsequently.

Sun Hao came in from the outside and said solemnly:

"Old father-in-law, the security of your Dragon Palace is too poor."

"Look, you just showed off your treasure to me yesterday, but someone stole it at night, and I happened to rob it at the entrance of the Water Curtain Cave."

"Father-in-law, now that you have seen my character, can you trust An'er to me?"

Ao Guang was speechless for a moment.

Are you really stupid or fake stupid?

This Ao Guang is also an old fox. Although he was speechless by Sun Hao's anti-routine, he answered directly:

"Thank you so much, Stone Monkey."

"As the saying goes, treasures have spirits to choose their own owners. I guess it is very likely to be this golden cudgel. It is destined for you!"

"Just after this twists and turns, you can take the golden cudgel away!"

Uh…

This Ao Guang's shamelessness made Sun Hao completely confused.

Can it still be like this?

Sun Hao shook his head and said:

"Hey, my father-in-law said that again."

"This is the treasure of our Dragon Palace, it is the treasure of our Dragon Palace. After I get married with An'er, it will still be mine... don't worry, don't worry."

"Leave the baby to my father-in-law, and I'll go back first."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Prime Minister Turtle +766."

"From..."

Ao Guang watched Sun Hao leave just like that, and was a little suspicious of life for a while.

Although the golden cudgel is bragging, it's not like giving it away like this, it can't be given away, right?

After Sun Hao left, the figure of Guanyin appeared.

Seeing Guanyin coming, Ao Guang said helplessly:

"Bodhisattva, you have seen this too."

"I really can't do anything about this monkey. I just can't figure out what kind of character he is. He is shameless for a while and honest for a while, I..."

Guanyin looked at Ao Guang, thought about it and said:

"Perhaps, the way we sent it to him today was wrong. With such a big fanfare, the stone monkey might feel embarrassed to take it for some reason."

"Ao Guang, don't worry, tonight I sneaked into the Water Curtain Cave and put the golden cudgel on his bedside."

"Under such circumstances, I don't believe that he will return the stone monkey again."

Hearing this, Ao Guang nodded and said:

"Okay, just follow what the Bodhisattva said."

In this regard.

Ao Guang is very tired, Dinghaishenzhen, Dinghaishenzhen, look at the Dora you are messing with now, it is so difficult for you to get into the hands of the stone monkey in this way.

the other side.

After Sun Hao returned, he began to enter the stone room to practice.

Sun Hao used to be a salted fish, but there was no way to practice it at the beginning, but now he can practice it.

How can you still make salted fish?

Although it is very cool to make salted fish, how can making salted fish be as good as making a girl?

There are so many tortured little fairies in the Three Realms, without strong strength to support them, let alone the level of the Tathagata, at least you have to resist the grind, right?

at night.

Sun Hao was still practicing in the stone room, so Guanyin secretly sneaked into the Shuilian Cave, then carefully went to Sun Hao's stone room, and finally left the Dragon Palace four-piece suit, and left.

(Guanyin: Guanguan Express, you cannot refuse it.)

There is no need to say much about Guanyin's cultivation base. Although Sun Hao is not weak now, he is still far from enough compared to Guanyin.

By the time Sun Hao discovered that there was a Dragon Palace four-piece suit suddenly in his stone room, Guanyin had already disappeared.

This Nima?

Sitting on the stone bed, Sun Hao was in a daze. Why did the golden cudgel come again?

I don't want my mother, it's okay, right?

Either way!

Sun Hao showed a helpless smile on his face, and said in his heart:

"Since old father-in-law cheated your son-in-law so much, then your daughter's last sympathy has been exhausted."

"I hope you won't regret it tomorrow."