Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Do you understand what I mean?"

What am I?

Sun Hao was dumbfounded for a moment.

I felt a particularly familiar smell in my heart, and explained it in one sentence: "There are 500 million in this card, take it and leave my daughter."

what the hell!

Sun Hao scratched his head, but he didn't know what script Ao Guang was getting every day.

30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi in a while, 500 million left my daughter in a while, how much do you despise me?

Sun Hao pretended to be angry and said:

"Father-in-law, are you humiliating me?"

"I am a stone monkey, and An'er and I are as strong as gold. If you give me this golden cudgel, you are insulting my relationship with An'er."

"I, Stone Monkey, am definitely not that kind of person."

Bang.

Hearing this, Ao Guang snapped his fingers calmly and said:

"clear."

At this moment, two teams of shrimp soldiers came carrying a long wooden board, on which three pieces of equipment were placed.

A purple gold crown with phoenix wings, a pair of golden armor with locks, and a pair of silk shoes walking on clouds.

Ao Guang looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Now, these are yours."

"Take these treasures and leave, and don't contact An'er again in the future."

"Ah…"

Sun Hao was amused for a moment.

In the past, when Sun Hao saw the meme of 500 million for the first time, he felt that if he was the protagonist, he would just take 500 million and run away.

However, things are not that simple.

In this kind of situation, if you run away with 500 million yuan, and the other party calls the police backhand, you will be punished directly.

As for Ao Guang in front of him, Sun Hao also understood.

This sea dragon is really tricky.

If he leaves now with the four-piece set of equipment, then he will go to the Heavenly Court to sue, saying that he failed to rob the women and blackmailed the treasure of the Dragon Palace.

This is directly stolen from the original work, there is no difference at all.Of course, Guanyin and Ao Guang originally had this idea.

Seeing Sun Hao sneer, Ao Guang asked:

"Stone Monkey, although you have supernatural powers, you don't even have a decent weapon. This is exactly what you need."

"If you think it's not enough, you can ask me to add more."

Ao Guang: 500 million is not enough, here is a check to fill out by yourself.

Sun Hao looked at Ao Guang and said seriously:

"Father-in-law, you are An'er's father, and I respect you, so I call you father-in-law."

"But what you did really disappointed me!"

Chapter 55 The stone monkey grows up and grows up

Ao Guang was also speechless when he heard Sun Hao's words.

The dead monkey is still playing with me, right?

Row!

Ao Guang thought for a while, waved his hand and took out ten golden pills, and said:

"This is the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir. The Taishang Laojun personally refined it. A mortal only needs one to become an immortal."

"I'll add another ten golden pills to you, so you don't have to pretend anymore."

From Ao Guang and Guanyin's point of view, a shameless monkey like Shihou must have taken the things and ran away.

But after leaving.

He will definitely not keep his promise, and will still maintain a relationship with An'er.

And Ao Guang and Guanyin's idea was to let Sun Hao take away the golden cudgel and convict him of a crime.

From Ao Guang and Guanyin's point of view, with Stone Monkey's character, this is already a perfect routine for him.

however.

They know nothing about counter-routines.

Sun Hao was rectified by Ao Guang at this time, and he also directly said the golden sentence:

"Father-in-law, this is because you are out of character."

Ao Guang frowned and asked:

"Am I out of shape?"

"not enough?"

Sun Hao shook his head and replied:

"It's not enough, but your layout is too small. Father-in-law! You are old, and I have grown up."

"Children only look at the present, and adults look at the future. In the future, if I marry An'er, the entire Dragon Palace will be mine. Do I need something from you now?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"Negative emotions from Ao Guang +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999."

"From the Jade Emperor..."

Following Sun Hao's words, Ao Guangru was struck by lightning and almost died on the spot.

Nima!

Dead monkey, how about you be a human being!

I thought you were transgender.

I thought I was not giving enough.

I thought I had seen through your shamelessness.

But I still underestimated your shamelessness, how deep is it!

Ao Guang covered his face, feeling like he was about to suffocate.

So irritating.

You grow up and become more shameless.

The key is that you think so in your heart, shouldn't you continue to pretend?

If you say it directly, who do you want to piss off?

dark place.

Avalokitesvara has not recovered for a long time at this moment.

The monkey has grown up.

Shameless has also grown up.

Oh my God!

Shameless can still grow?

no no!

Guanyin can only say now that the monkey has grown up, and his penis has also grown. This penis is at least 30 years of skill, who can stop it?

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor was so happy that he patted the table.

"Haha, stone monkey, stone monkey, I have never seen such a brazen person, you are the first person I admire!"

"Oh... I can't laugh anymore."

The immortals looked at the Jade Emperor in bewilderment, wondering what the stone monkey had done to make the Jade Emperor so happy and optimistic...

Taibai Jinxing asked:

"Your Majesty, what did the stone monkey do?"

All the immortals also looked at the Jade Emperor with strange faces.

The Jade Emperor thought for a while, looked at Taibai Jinxing and asked:

"Taibai, I'll give you a hypothesis now."

"If you are a stone monkey and you are in love with Ao Guang's daughter, Ao Guang will give you the golden cudgel and golden pill now, so that you will not contact his daughter again."

"How would you choose?"

"If it was everyone here, how would you choose?"

After listening to the Jade Emperor's words, all the immortals became a little confused.

Someone said:

"Your Majesty, this naturally depends on whether the two parties really love each other. If they really love each other, they will definitely not accept it."

"Yes, this kind of thing still depends on feelings and character..."

"Your Majesty, shouldn't the stone monkey run away with something?"

Taibai Jinxing thought for a while and replied:

"Your Majesty, looking at that stone monkey, I'm likely to say that their relationship is very deep... need to pay more!"

"Ha ha!"

Jade Emperor smiled and said:

"It seems that the realm of the immortal family is still not enough!"

"Taking things and running is the lowest level."

"If you have a deep relationship, you need to add money, and it can only be regarded as a middle-level state."

"And the stone monkey is in the upper class, children only think about the present, and when the stone monkey grows up, he thinks about the future, so the choice of the stone monkey is that if he marries Ao An'er in the future, the whole Dragon Palace will be his."

"Hahaha…"

what?

When the immortals heard the Jade Emperor's words, their eyes widened in an instant, feeling outrageous!

This is too... too shameless.

What is going on in this stone monkey's mind every day?

Do you know the seven princesses in the future? ? ?

The essential…

If you think so in your heart, then you should reject it solemnly, how can you still say such words?

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +13."