Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Stone Monkey, I'm your true friend. You forgot that before we were looking for the Water Curtain Cave, you caught the monkey skin and urinated in the water..."

Chapter 51 The gods are so angry

When Sun Hao heard this, his expression became a little strange, this monkey is so naive!

Just how would he know this?

Could it be that he was lurking in the monkey group early in the morning?

Forget it, try it first!

Bang!

Sun Hao kicked up directly and said:

"roll roll roll!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from clairvoyance +777."

"Negative emotions from clairvoyance +666."

"From..."

Sun Hao was satisfied.

Hey.

That's right, that kid looked at the face, and it turned out to be another prostitute.

"Stone monkey... Stone monkey..."

"jiji..."

Shunfeng Er is extremely confident in his supernatural powers, he has heard the cries of monkeys in the entire Three Realms, so just a monkey cries must have a mouth?

Sun Hao said with a dark face:

"Is this the monkey call you learned?"

Shun Feng Er nodded fiercely and said:

"Yup!"

Bang!

Sun Hao kicked his ass and cursed:

"For your uncle, get out!"

"You are not a monkey, but you are a stupid monkey."

Damn!

This IQ...

You are a monkey now, I told you to learn how to call a monkey, so you will learn how to call a monkey?

This…

The immortals and Buddhas in the back were a little dazed when they found out that the magic gift Qing Clairvoyance and Shunfeng Er had been eliminated.

What's the situation?

Is what clairvoyance said wrong?

Isn't the monkey with the wind ear learning the right way?

At this time, Sun Hao looked at a little monkey not far away and said:

"You go and call Datong and Xiaotong to me, and then let them see, I only teach familiar faces, and let them go out if they are unfamiliar!"

After listening to Sun Hao's words, the little monkey ran away in a hurry.

The immortal Buddhas in the back felt their eggs hurt instantly.

This girl is too much!

We all took off our trousers, and you actually said that you don't teach faces?

There are tens of thousands of monkeys in Huaguo Mountain, but not all of them are from your Shuilian Cave. Why don’t you treat the monkeys in other caves as monkeys?

Don't treat us like monkeys?

Are you engaging in regional discrimination in the monkey world?

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +333."

"Negative emotions from the magic ritual sea +99."

"Negative emotions from the giant spirit god +244."

"Negative emotions from Jianglong +147."

"From..."

Follow Sun Hao's words.

The system panel was blown up immediately.

Sun Hao looked at those names and felt bad.

Fuck it.

This is the difference between the Jade Emperor, Taishang, Laojun, Tathagata, and Buddha. There are other gods, even the land mountain gods near Huaguo Mountain...

This wave actually brought more than 8 negative emotions to Sun Hao, which is outrageous.

Behind.

Seeing this, Taibai Jinxing thought of an idea and slipped away quietly.

Nezha saw Taibai Jinxing leaving sneakily, so he hurriedly followed.

Then Taibai Jinxing went to the woods for a walk, and immediately changed his appearance. This appearance is a serious local monkey in Huaguo Mountain.

"Taibai, you old boy actually eats alone."

Nezha spoke suddenly, startling Taibai Jinxing.

When Taibai Jinxing heard the other party's loli voice, he knew it was Nezha, and hurriedly silenced:

"Shh, don't let everyone hear you."

"If everyone does it, it won't work."

When Nezha heard this, he nodded, thinking of a monkey in Huaguo Mountain, and transformed directly.

When the two of them go back.

The thousands of fairy families are almost gone.

Some left by themselves, some were kicked away by Sun Hao, and they all left.

To this!

All the immortals also cursed inwardly:

It really is Te Niang's monkey essence.

So annoying.

What's the matter with us?

Why are we not monkeys?

You stone monkey is so great, you should teach without discrimination!

You should be as great as the Master Tongtian, how can you drive us away?

You... When will you teach face-to-face students next time, can you give us a correct answer?

drop!

"From..."

"From..."

"From..."

The immortals left cursing, which was exactly what Sun Hao needed. Negative emotions were like a torrential river, like a flood of the Yellow River, out of control.

Not much time.

It has increased by more than 30 million.

Sun Hao was a little numb.

These two days are really my lucky days.

In the clouds over Huaguo Mountain.

Many fairy families did not leave, they were very unwilling!

Someone suggested:

"Why don't we catch some monkeys who have learned supernatural powers?"

"That way we can learn, too."

Li Jing said with a dark face:

"Do you want to die?"

"Those monkeys know nothing. Although the stone monkeys have passed it on to them, they can't understand it by themselves. If you catch a few, you dare to learn?"

All the immortals also nodded one after another and said:

"Yup!"

"Relying on these monkeys, aren't you afraid of going crazy?"

"The stone monkey is really a scheming monkey."

"If you want me to say wait first, there will be a monkey who has practiced later, and we will catch him."

"Good idea, go back and wait first, and let Clairvoyance and Shunfenger stare at me later. If you have learned any monkeys with good talents, let's catch them later."

Although the supernatural spells are powerful, how many can be learned?

If you catch two monkeys at random, his mind will be in chaos. Do you dare to learn from his mind?

joke.

In fact, Sun Hao never thought about it at all. The reason why he passed on casually was because he didn't know who was talented or not. Anyway, he was just casting a wide net.

Here.

Seeing Taibai Jinxing and Nezha turning into monkeys in front of him, Sun Hao wondered:

"I said you two, I remember I passed on to you the day before yesterday, right?"

Taibai Jinxing and Nezha looked embarrassed, looked at each other and said:

"Has it been passed?"

"Stone Monkey, you didn't pass on us last time, we were squeezed out by everyone, this is another team..."

The two were also speechless to Sun Hao.

Your mother has been in contact with more than 4 monkeys in three days, and you still have an impression of us?

With such a good memory, why don't you go to heaven?

Sun Hao scratched his head pretending to be confused and said:

"I remember wrongly?"

The two nodded frantically.

Sun Hao is sure that although these two guys can't feel anything, there must be something weird.

It is likely to be those whore monsters in Heaven.