Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Who on earth did this, so unworthy of a son of man.

I?

Nuwa?

original?

Tathagata was very angry in his heart, looked at everyone with a deep expression and said:

"I calculated from the heavenly secret that this Lingming stone monkey will not be born until today... 300 years later!"

When everyone heard Tathagata's words, they were instantly struck by lightning, and they were dumbfounded...

After 300 years?

The way of heaven prospers the Buddha, how dare someone dare to do something?

Damn!

As the saying goes, the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment.

At this moment on the Lingshan Mountain, all the Buddhas and Bodhisattvas are like deflated balls, and each of them has an ugly face like... as if Kong Xuan died.

Although they didn't want to believe it, the big rock in front of them had been calm for a long time, and there was no movement at all.

resignedly.

The Buddhas and Bodhisattvas thought of the golden cicada in their hearts, and couldn't help sighing in their hearts: "Cicada, cicada, you left early!"

Jin Chanzi: "???"

the other side.

heaven.

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor sat there quietly, waiting for the heaven and earth vision of the birth of the spirit monkey, and then he cooperated to let everyone cheer for his appearance.

only.

After waiting for a long time, the Jade Emperor didn't have any vision, which was a bit embarrassing.

The Jade Emperor looked at the well-prepared appearance of the immortals, hesitated for a moment, and directly shook the Lingxiao Palace, no matter what happened to him.

Leave you!

Hulong!

The Lingxiao Palace shook violently.

The faces of all the immortals tightened instantly, and their bodies began to shake, as if they were about to win the Little Golden Man Award on the spot.

Taibai Jinxing is an old actor.

I saw him sprained, if it wasn't for Yue Lao who was beside him supporting him, he would have sat down on the ground and won the Best Supporting Actor award.

For a moment, all the immortals were shocked and said:

"shocked!!"

"Where is the evildoer born, there is such a big movement."

"Even our Heavenly Court was shocked..."

"Your Majesty, quickly send someone to check, where is the monster born..."

The Jade Emperor had always been bored, and seeing the immortals perform better than one another, he also became happy in his heart.

I'm having fun...

The Jade Emperor's expression changed instantly.

Huh?

It seems that the spirit stone monkey hasn't come out yet.

Forget it, maybe there is a little difference in time, and the Jade Emperor didn't care about this detail. Anyway, everyone has rehearsed to this point, so he said:

"Clairvoyant, Shunfenger, you two quickly find out the truth!"

"Yes, Your Majesty!"

Brother Qianliyan heard the Jade Emperor's order and used his magical powers to check the Three Realms, and his eyes were also placed on Huaguo Mountain.

Can…

Huaguoshan is still Huaguoshan, Xianshi is still Xianshi, what about monkeys?

The two were stunned for a long time, this script is wrong!

At the beginning of the rehearsal, there was no such version of the play!

"Your Majesty, maybe... we are early."

"The fairy stone is still there, it hasn't come out yet..."

Listening to Clairvoyance and Shunfenger's words, all the immortals became a little dazed when you looked at me and I looked at you.

The birth of the Lingming stone monkey, wasn't that calculated by the saint before, that is, it was early this morning!

Why haven't you come out yet?

The Jade Emperor had a strange look on his face, he secretly calculated, and suddenly said happily:

"Heh... get out... can't get out... uh... cough cough!"

Feeling something was wrong, the Jade Emperor cleared his throat and said calmly:

"I just recalculated. The birth time of the Lingming Stone Monkey has been postponed by 300 years, that is, today, 300 years later."

If it weren't for his own face, the Jade Emperor might not have laughed outright.

So comfortable!

I really want to go to Lingshan to have a look. The faces of the Tathagata group of people must be wonderful!

All the immortals were a little confused at first, and then they all became happy.

After 300 years?

Boy, this relationship is really good.

Stimulate!

Taibai Jinxing was a little embarrassed at the moment. Just now, his acting skills broke out and he flopped, but now... it was a waste of time.

So embarrassing!

The Jade Emperor didn't say anything more, and waved his hand to display the picture of Huaguo Mountain, and looked at the steady group of fairy stones on Huaguo Mountain with all the immortals.

Among the catastrophes on the westward journey, there are: Jin Chanzi, Lingming Stone Monkey, Canopy Marshal, Rolling Curtain General, and the Third Prince of the West Sea.

These five people were not only calculated and prepared by the sage himself, but also symbolized a power or a top boss behind them.

After the catastrophe is completed, although Buddhism will be strengthened, the merits of the heavenly way can be shared as long as they participate in it.

The Lingming stone monkey is even more of a key figure. Maybe other people can replace it, but the Lingming stone monkey is absolutely impossible to be replaced.

Otherwise, there is no need for everyone to play with him, just find an obedient monkey to come over, wouldn't that be enough?

So all the immortals are very happy when they think that the whole Lingshan will have to wait another 300 years!

Hey, the needle does not poke!

It's been a long time.

The Jade Emperor saw that the fairy stone in Huaguo Mountain was really quiet, so he put away the projection and said:

"My dear friends, I feel something in my heart. I suddenly want to discuss with you dear friends about the knowledge of fine nectar and jade dew. Shall we go together?"

When the immortals heard the Jade Emperor's words, they also said solemnly:

"Your Majesty has a request, and it is my duty."

"Your Majesty, please!"

Why don't the immortals understand that the Jade Emperor is happy, and he wants to take everyone to have a drink if he has nothing to do.

This must be drunk!

Hell.

Sitting in the Hall of King Qin Guang, the brothers of King Qin Guang were also very anxious.

"What's going on, isn't it the birth time calculated by the saint?"

"Why is there no movement at all?"

"Brother Yan, check the life and death chart."

Yan Luowang nodded, turned over the life and death book to check, suddenly his face was surprised and said:

"broken."

"The spectrum of life and death has changed, this...will not be born until 300 years later."

King Qin Guang's expressions tightened instantly, and they got up and asked:

"Is there any change in the life and death spectrum?"

"After 300 years?"

"That is to say, Tiandao acquiesced?"

"It's over, if the spirit stone monkey doesn't come out, no one will take the blame for our mess?"

"Hurry up, everyone go to Lingshan Heavenly Court to investigate the news, especially Lingshan..."

Chapter 4 This wave of opening is enough

These brothers are waiting for the Lingming stone monkey to help them take the blame. Now the Lingming stone monkey can't come out, and it won't come out until 300 years later.

Who knows if there will be any changes in the middle.

East China Sea Dragon Palace.

The Dragon King of the Four Seas drank his tea calmly, but the Lingming Stone Monkey did not come out, hey... this is really great.

My East China Sea can be at peace now!

Fangcun Mountain.

Patriarch Bodhi's mentality collapsed a bit.

The Lingming stone monkey didn't come out, what's the situation? Is it because of insufficient nutrition?

It doesn't seem right!

When the real deity made calculations back then, I was there.

Patriarch Bodhi thought about it and began to calculate.

suddenly!

Patriarch Bodhi's complexion was deep, and his heart suddenly became angry.

300 years, it will come out after 300 years.

Damn!

Which beast is playing tricks, it's too much to deceive people.

This is playing with myself, including the entire Three Realms, and playing with it all.

If it weren't for the fear of accidents, Patriarch Bodhi would have rushed to Huaguo Mountain, smashed the fairy stone, and gave it a caesarean section.

honestly.

In the eyes of the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms, 300 years is actually very fast. A retreat or epiphany, or a Tathagata lecture, is almost enough.

of course.

These 300 years are an exception.

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