Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Sun Hao was called by Ao An'er to a small forest in the back mountain, and Ao An'er asked seriously:

"Stone Monkey, do you know why it snows on Huaguo Mountain?"

Sun Hao shook his head, took out two servings of stinky tofu for Ao An'er from the animal skins he had prepared earlier, and handed them to her.

Ao An'er looked happy, and said while eating:

"I heard from my father that a goldfish spirit came out of nowhere. That goldfish has great spirit. He is responsible for the snow on Huaguo Mountain. Even my father is no match."

"And to defeat Jinyu Jing and break the frozen spells of Huaguo Mountain, you must learn more powerful magical spells than him."

"The profound magical powers are Tiangang 36 transformations and Disha 72 transformations. Do you want to know where you can learn them?"

When Ao An'er said this, he made a fool of himself.

Sun Hao was stunned at this moment.

What the hell!

This is too much!

I just made a female friend yesterday, and you use her to plot against me today, are you human?

Sun Hao pretended to please Ao An'er and asked:

"Then may I ask the beautiful girl Ao'an, where can I learn advanced supernatural powers?"

Ao An'er looked at Sun Hao and said proudly:

"Seeing you praise me so much, I will show you mercy!"

"In Hezhou, Xiniu, there is a square-inch mountain. On the mountain there is a three-star cave with a slanting moon. There is an immortal there. He is an expert like the Buddha."

Sun Hao looked at Ao An'er, feeling sorry for the little girl.

Silly, your father is probably not the Dragon King of the East China Sea. I am afraid that Guanyin taught your father these things, and let your father tell you, and let you tell me, right?

Dragon King of the East China Sea, you old guy.

Since you dare to plot against me with Guanyin, don't blame me for being rude.

People don't offend me, I don't offend people.

If anyone offends me:

I will soak his daughter.

I will fuck his sister.

I must soak what can be soaked in his house, so that I can relieve my hatred!

Just don't know the future, what will happen if Ao Guang knows that he is plotting against his good son-in-law?

(Ao Guang: Shihou, you beast, she is still a child. Sun Hao: Get lost, who is not a child anymore.)

Sun Hao looked at Ao An'er, sighed a little sadly and said:

"Hey, even though I know it now, I still can't find a fairy to be a teacher!"

"A few days ago, I had a serious injury in my body during the battle with the demon king of incarnation. It is a long way to go to Xiniu Hezhou. I am afraid that I will not be able to support it..."

"If I encounter any monsters and ghosts on the road, let alone learn any supernatural powers and spells."

When Ao An'er heard this, she was surprised and said:

"Then you won't die, will you?"

Seeing her talking, he took out a golden pill and handed it to Sun Hao, saying:

"This is the Nine-Turn Golden Elixir refined by Taishang Laojun. If you eat it, you will definitely get better."

Sun Hao looked at the golden pill in his hand, and suddenly said forcefully:

"Are you teaching me what to do?"

"Let me tell you, it is not allowed to do this again in the future. How can a man live in the world, how can he rely on his daughter's family to give alms?"

"I'll heal such an injury for three years."

After speaking, Sun Hao accepted Jin Dan.

Ao An'er looked at Sun Hao, a little aggrieved and said:

"I saw you hurt, worried about you...wanted to help you..."

Sun Hao suddenly leaned into Ao An'er's ear and whispered:

"An'er, thank you, you are so beautiful."

Ao An'er's complexion changed instantly, her face was as red as a ripe little apple, and she faltered and said:

"Say... what..."

"Stone Monkey, you..."

Before she could finish speaking, Sun Hao ran to the side, grabbed a handful of snow and threw it on Ao An'er's head, saying:

"Slightly slightly..."

"Catch me you idiot."

Ao An'er was still shy at first, but was suddenly hit by Sun Hao, and she pouted angrily and shouted:

"Stone monkey, you are so annoying!"

"See if I catch you and don't push you into the snow to eat dirt."

Chapter 27 One Kiss, One Eye, Ten Thousand Years

for a while.

The two started chasing each other, splashing in the snow.

Have a good time.

So!

As we all know, if a man and a woman play a catch-up game, there will be an iron law, they must fall and fall together, and then they will kiss each other!

All of a sudden.

Sun Hao seemed to be inadvertent, and tripped over a rock. Ao An'er had no time to dodge in front of Sun Hao, and Sun Hao threw him into the snow nest all at once.

With a click from Ben, the two kissed each other.

Time stood still.

The two were in the snow, Ao An'er was lying below, and Sun Hao was lying on top of her, their mouths were not separated, and they looked at each other.

One kiss for love, one glance for ten thousand years.

"Time travels continuously in the past~"

"The profound changes are not far away~"

"Affection will remain the same for another 1 years~"

"Love spreads like a fire~"

"Looking back, I never went far..."

……

Bang!

Suddenly Ao Aner came back to his senses, pushed Sun Hao away and stood up, blushing like something.

Sun Hao pretended to be innocent and innocent, and said:

"Yes...I'm sorry...sorry, I don't know why this happened, An'er, don't be angry..."

Ao An'er stomped her feet angrily, turned around and ran towards the East China Sea, saying:

"Smelly monkey, I won't talk to you anymore."

Seeing this, Sun Hao looked at Ao An'er who ran away and shouted:

"Here tomorrow...I'll wait for you!"

Hearing Sun Hao's shout, Ao An'er stopped and muttered, "Don't come again."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao An'er +1."

Sun Hao shouted:

"If you don't come, I will miss you and wait for you..."

Ao An'er went to the East China Sea without looking back.

Says:

There are many routines in the city, and I want to go back to the countryside.

For now:

Ao Guanghai has deep dragon routines, but I don’t know that the monkey heart on Guoshan Road is more complicated! ! !

But say ah.

This day, Sun Hao was in bubble dragon, but Guanyin came again.

This time Guanyin became a cute little female monkey, as for why?

because:

The little female monkey is cute and she will not be pushed to be the monkey king.

The little female monkey is weak and will not be grabbed by Sun Hao.

Eat an inch to grow a wisdom, Guanyin successfully learned the lesson.

Sun Hao went all the way back to Shuilian Cave, and the Guanyin was not far from the entrance of the cave, waiting for Sun Hao to come back.

After Sun Hao entered the Shuilian Cave, he didn't feel anything strange when he saw Guanyin turned into a little female monkey. There had always been a group of monkeys joining the Shuilian Cave.

Coupled with the snow these two days, more monkeys came.

Although he had never seen this Guanyin monkey, Sun Hao didn't doubt her, he just touched her head and said:

"Little Monkey, go sit inside when it's cold, don't sit so far outside..."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +555."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +777."

That rascal!

Guanyin exploded in an instant.

Po Hou, you touch my head?

you wait for me!

Sun Hao was about to go back to the stone room, but when he saw the system prompt, his heart trembled for a moment... Guan... Xiao Guanguan... Is it really you?

Sun Hao took a step back, stared at Guanyin, then put his hands on Guanyin's face and said:

"Little Monkey Monkey, you are so cute!"

"When did you come here? Why hasn't my brother seen you before?"

Ah!

Guanyin's heart, from a calm sea, instantly turned into a sky-shattering and earth-shattering, huge waves rushing...

That's an annoyance!

I am the majestic Lingshan Bodhisattva, the Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva who enjoys a certain reputation in the Chinese-speaking regions of the Three Realms, Pohou, how dare you play me like this?

Up to heaven and down to hell, who doesn't give me face from Guanyin, how dare you pinch my face, you monkey?

drop!