Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

This Guanyin is also a little clever ghost.

It is really a good idea to tell Sun Hao to go to Bodhi Patriarch to learn from him through Ao An'er's mouth.

Huaguo Mountain. .

Sun Hao took Ao An'er outside to play for a while, and then led her to the water curtain cave stone room.

Ao An'er looked at Sun Hao with big watery eyes, and asked:

"Stone Monkey, what delicious food can you have here? I'm tired of all the fruits you have here."

Sun Hao smiled, reached out and touched the animal skin on the stone bed, bought a piece of stinky tofu from the system, brought it out, and said:

"Clang, clang, clang, look!"

A bad smell came over my face.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao An'er +88."

Ao An'er frowned instantly, looked at Sun Hao with some depression, and thought: "This dead monkey, is he asking himself to eat shit?"

Sun Hao said seriously:

"The first time I saw this thing, it was the same as you."

"But you have to understand that some things cannot be seen on the surface. This is called stinky tofu. It smells bad but it is a very delicious delicacy."

While talking, Sun Hao picked up two pieces with stone chopsticks and started eating.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Ao An'er +111."

Ao An'er stood there in a daze, watching Sun Hao eating stinky tofu, and after waiting for a long time, said:

"Stone Monkey, if you don't have something to eat, I won't blame you."

"If you Huaguo Mountain has no food, I can bring you some food from home, but you... don't eat this anymore, okay?"

Sun Hao's face turned dark, and he said:

"What are you thinking about, this is soybean juice, don't you know soybean juice?"

"Hey, I'll bite off half of it, take a look."

Ao An'er looked at it strangely, although she understood it, she couldn't figure out why it stinks so much.

at this time.

Sun Hao found that the little monkey was peeking outside the stone room. Sun Hao pointed to her and shouted:

"Little monkey, come in quickly."

drop!

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +22."

The little monkey walked in with a face full of fear, and asked:

"Big Demon...Stone Monkey, what are you calling me for?"

Sun Hao took out a bowl of stinky tofu from under the animal skin on the stone bed, handed it to the little monkey and said:

"Come, please eat."

"Show her the food and tell her if it tastes good."

drop!

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +188."

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +333."

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +133."

The little monkey felt regretful in his heart.

She just smelled the stench, and then sneaked over to see what the stone monkey was doing, and then she was about to be forcibly fed by the stone monkey...

Due to Sun Hao's lustful power, the little monkey also saw Sun Hao eat it, so he could only eat two pieces in aggrieved manner.

"what?"

"It's very yummy!"

"Stone monkey...Stone monkey, can you give this to me?"

The little monkey just ate two mouthfuls, and in an instant, it seemed as if he had eaten something shockingly delicious, and he forgot all his fear of Sun Hao.

Sun Hao said calmly:

"It must be possible, and that share will be given to you."

"Remember to keep it a secret, I found this secretly."

When the little monkey heard this, he ran out happily in an instant.

Ao An'er became a little confused.

Sun Hao was a little speechless and said:

"We ate them all, what are you afraid of? If I can't eat this, will I still eat it?"

"Take a bite, it's definitely the best food you've ever eaten."

Ao An'er also took a lot of courage, and finally tasted a little bit, but after tasting... her expression changed instantly.

"Good... delicious."

Obviously.

Even though Ao An'er was born as a princess of the dragon clan and ate delicacies from all over the world, she had never tasted delicacies like stinky tofu, and the ingredients of the stinky tofu alone were enough to surprise her.

Sun Hao said with a smile:

"Well, I didn't lie to you, did I?"

"There are still two bowls left. Let's take them out and eat them secretly. After eating, I will teach you how to skate."

Hearing Sun Hao's words, Ao An'er nodded abruptly, and followed Sun Hao outside.

Sun Hao wrapped two bowls of stinky tofu with animal skins in his hands, and just as he and Ao An'er walked out of the stone room, he saw a few monkeys grabbing the little monkey's stinky tofu to eat.

Before Sun Hao could speak, an old monkey suddenly shouted:

"Stop, what are you doing?"

After he finished speaking, he smelled the stench in the air, sniffed his nose carefully, and found that the smell came from the stinky tofu in the hands of those monkeys.

Bang!

The old monkey knelt down on the ground.

Sun Hao:? ? ?

The monkeys:? ? ?

Ao An'er:? ? ?

Chapter 25 The wind blows a big girl

To be honest, Sun Hao was stupid.

Although stinky tofu is delicious, you don't have to beg for a piece, sir?

The monkeys holding stinky tofu couldn't help laughing. Seeing the old monkey kneeling on the ground with hot tears falling from his eyes, he hesitated.

Do you want to feed him?

suddenly.

The old monkey cried out:

"Oh my god!"

"What did our monkey family do wrong, why should we be punished like this?"

"Children, you can't eat that thing, even if we are going to starve to death, we can't eat shit!!!"

"Listen to grandpa, throw away those things, we will have food to eat, grandpa will find food for you..."

The old monkey was crying, and suddenly stood up and walked out resolutely.

drop!

"Negative emotions from the old ten monkeys +665."

"Negative emotions from the old ten monkeys +333."

"From..."

"From..."

For a while on the field, it became weird.

Sun Hao and Ao An'er stood there dumbfounded, and all the monkeys robbing the stinky tofu were also dumbfounded.

This is outrageous.

We thought you wanted to eat stinky tofu, who would have thought that you would come here like this, you really don't follow the routine!

Sun Hao didn't say anything, he dragged Ao An'er and ran out. The monkeys came to their senses and started to snatch the stinky tofu again.

Another sea.

After Sun Hao and Ao An'er finished eating, Sun Hao performed a figure skating for Ao An'er, not only to impress Ao An'er.

Even the Jade Emperor in Heaven gave Sun Hao a thumbs up.

Jade Emperor: I won’t watch the Winter Olympics without you.

time flies.

It's almost dusk.

General Na Wei came over with two shrimp soldiers and shouted:

"Miss, it's time to go back."

Ao An'er scratched her head, looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Stone Monkey, thank you."

"I'm going back first, and I'll come to play with you tomorrow!"

Sun Hao nodded with a smile and said:

"it is good."

"Tomorrow is here, let someone go to the Water Curtain Cave and call me."

After Sun Hao and Ao An'er parted ways, they returned to Shuilian Cave.

At this moment, the monkeys in the Water Curtain Cave were lighting a fire to grill fish, and many of them were fully clothed.

Sun Hao was a little strange, looked at Houpi and asked:

"Where did you pick up the clothes again? How did you arrange so many clothes?"

Houpi laughed and said:

"The wind blows."

Sun Hao was a little speechless, and said:

"Don't be skinny with me, the master has found it again, and I really skinned you."

When Houpi heard this, he said seriously:

"It's really a strong wind. If you don't believe me, ask everyone?"

Sun Hao looked at the monkeys, and all the monkeys nodded.

Sun Hao didn't believe it at all: