Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Father, I was wrong."

"I shouldn't have smashed your tower, it's all my fault."

Nezha cried and threw himself into Li Jing's arms.

Li Jing also softened in his heart, and said regretfully, "I'm sorry Zha'er, what he said was right, it was my father who was bad before, and he shouldn't always hold you down with the pagoda."

Nezha was in Li Jing's arms, crying:

"Daddy, it's Nezha's fault. It's Nezha's waywardness that always makes you angry. Nezha will be obedient in the future and won't make you worry anymore."

"Zhaer."

"father."

"Zhaer."

"father."

clap clap clap...

clap clap clap...

for a while.

With the Jade Emperor taking the lead, thunderous applause resounded in the Lingxiao Palace. Seeing Li Jing's father and daughter breaking through the ice and melting, all the immortals also showed their old father-like smiles.

What a touching scene.

Sun Hao glanced at the Queen Mother and said, "Okay, we can go."

The queen mother mentioned Sun Hao and started to walk outside Lingxiao Palace.

There should be music here:

"The light of righteousness shines on the big back..."

however.

Is that right?

What a fart!

What Li Jing thought in his heart was: "The pagoda is gone, this is the only way to go from now on, let's go down the slope!"

What Nezha thought was: "Sun Hao, this guy is really too powerful. He smashed the tower and now he's fine. No need to poke the needle."

That guy, the two parties have their own ghosts, so the immortals applauded there, making it seem real...

As for their director Sun Hao.

It was difficult for Sun Hao.

Along the way, Sun Hao racked his brains. He was thinking about what the Queen Mother lacks. For a woman like the Queen Mother, is there anything she lacks?

The strength is already at the top of the Three Realms, there is no shortage of resources, and the right is the leader of the fairy, and there is absolutely nothing missing.

If you really want to say that the Queen Mother lacks something, Sun Hao thinks it is a lack of affection. Like the Jade Emperor, he has a wife and children, and he really lacks nothing.

The Queen Mother is a lonely one.

So would it be said that the Queen Mother lacks love?Lack of a loved one who can bring her warmth and care?

Could this be a breakthrough point for him to beg for mercy?

Chapter 188 I want to cheat me, save you

Yaochi.

After the queen mother came back with Sun Hao, she ordered all the female fairies to go down, and only she and Sun Hao were left in the Yaochi hall.

The queen mother threw Sun Hao down, sat in the hall of Yaochi, and asked: "Sun Wukong, I ask you, I don't think I have offended you, why did you eat up all the peaches in my peach orchard?"

"Even if you are greedy, you will not let go of all the leaves and bark. What do you mean?"

"Fortunately, my flat peach garden is full of spiritual things. If it is a mortal, these thousands of flat peach trees will all be killed by you."

"Don't you know that there is a saying in the world that a tree without bark will surely die?"

Sun Hao also sighed and said in his heart: "I have heard that people are shameless and invincible in the world. I am still this kind of person. I... what should I do?"

The Queen Mother looked at Sun Hao with a sullen face, and she became more and more angry, and immediately transformed into a blue whip.

"Before this seat, I promised to give you ten flat peaches, and this seat has never offended you..."

"You deceive people too much."

Snapped!

As she spoke, the big whip hit Sun Hao's body directly.

"hiss…"

Sun Hao was whipped by the Queen Mother, and he gasped in pain. He looked at the Queen Mother incredulously, what kind of whip is this, why does it hurt so much?

Is this the top quasi-sage boss?

Wouldn't it be a blast to be beaten for a day.

for a while.

Sun Hao was also in a hurry and didn't know what to do.

Sooner or later, he would have to pay it back when he came out to play, but Sun Hao wanted to owe it first, and when he became physically stronger in the future, would it be okay then?

Seeing that the Queen Mother is whipping again. .

Sun Hao hurriedly shouted:

"Wait...wait a minute."

The Queen Mother stopped, looked at Sun Hao and said:

"Tell me! I want to see today, what reason do you have for ruining my flat peach garden like this."

That's it.

Since my handsome temperament cannot attract your attention, then I can only shamelessly conquer you with my talent.

After a short thought, Sun Hao took a deep breath and began to say:

"Sister Queen Mother, listen to me, you can see that you have a beautiful face, a beautiful country, a beautiful country, a singing of birds and swallows, a sinking fish and a wild goose, a thousand demeanor, a graceful appearance, a light body, an overwhelming beauty, a thousand charms, a beautiful appearance, and a beautiful heart. , teeth like a gourd rhinoceros, a gentle lady, a sweet smile, graceful charm, both talent and appearance, surrounded by pearls and emerald greens, beautiful and wise, rich and rich, beautiful and delicious, close moon shameful flowers, slightly turning autumn waves, forest atmosphere, jewels... ..."

"Natural beauty, full of affection... No, anyway, what I mean is, Sister Queen Mother, you beat people with a whip like this, which seriously affects your beauty and aura!"

Good guy!

Sun Hao uttered so many compliments in this breath, which surprised even the Queen Mother.

If it wasn't for the fact that Pantaoyuan had too much hatred, the Queen Mother would really let him go because of his eloquence.

"Ah!"

The Queen Mother sneered, and raised the butcher's knife in her hand again... no, she raised the whip.

Do you want to compromise?

impossible!

Sun Hao also panicked, and hurriedly shouted: "Stop it, you are the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms."

Snapped!

That guy, you should boast, and I should beat you.

The whip in Queen Mother's hand was whipped up without hesitation.

Sun Hao is also in pain, and he is also depressed, why can't this work?

Sun Hao looked at her and wanted to do something again, and hurriedly shouted: "You fair and beautiful sister, what are you going to do?"

The Queen Mother froze for a moment, stared at Sun Hao and said:

"Say one more word!"

Sun Hao was also very stubborn, and continued:

"Hmph, don't threaten me. Threats are what I, Sun Hao, fear the most. I will say that you are the most beautiful woman in the Three Realms, that you are all over the world, that you are fair and beautiful with long legs and beautiful legs. What's wrong?"

"I'm telling you seriously, don't think that I'm afraid of you because you're beautiful. I can't beat you and being beautiful are two different things, and I'm afraid that you're beautiful are two different things."

"Don't even think that you are beautiful, you are good-looking, you are the most beautiful woman in the three worlds, you can bully me, I will be afraid of you, I won't."

Queen Mother:? ? ?

The queen mother is really speechless. What nonsense is this dead monkey talking about? Do you think I won't beat you if you praise me?

"puff!"

suddenly.

Neither the listener nor the speaker laughed, and one person couldn't help laughing. A man's laughter appeared in the originally quiet Yaochi, just the two of them.

It's like, tell a joke to my wife, she doesn't laugh, someone under the bed laughs.

"Who?"

"Get me out!"

The queen mother was also furious in an instant.

Now these people in Tianting are becoming more and more presumptuous, and even came to their fairyland to spy on themselves.

Simply daring.

Can…

Do ordinary people dare?

Ordinary people dare not, these two people are not ordinary people, they are Jade Emperor and Laojun.

Na.

The Jade Emperor watched Sun Hao being taken away by the Queen Mother, and wondered in his heart, could this idol escape from the Queen Mother by chance?

How will they be bullied?

Because there was no way to use supernatural powers to monitor, the Jade Emperor had no choice but to run quietly and get to the front row to eat melons.

Laojun found that the Jade Emperor was sneaky, so he followed him all the way.

This is not.

The two of them were watching outside with great interest, admiring Sun Hao's literary talents, but they were completely dumbfounded by Sun Hao's inexplicable toughness and unconventional praise.

The Jade Emperor just thought about it, no matter how funny he felt, and after thinking about it again, he couldn't help laughing, and the smile was discovered by the Queen Mother.

This is awkward.

The Jade Emperor suddenly said:

"Hey, old gentleman, what are you doing lying outside the Yaochi, are you also looking for the Queen Mother?"

"Why don't you go in, let's go in together!"

Ay Ya I gi?

The old gentleman looked at the Jade Emperor in disbelief, and said in his heart: "You are such a good boy, you have learned to be so shameless."

"you…"

Laojun suddenly reacted and disappeared immediately.

He ran away.

All of a sudden, Jade Emperor was dumbfounded.

broken.

When Laojun ran away, he seemed to have dug a hole for himself. It was as if there was no proof, and everything without Laojun was his own.

Careless!

This old and unscrupulous man is so old, and his reaction is too fast.

It was only because of his hesitation that the Queen Mother had already appeared in front of him.