Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

What the fuck?

Majesty, your IQ has dropped.

Majesty, your face is offline.

Majesty, your virginity has also dropped.

Should we say it or not, although you are handsome and talented, we can't be too confident.

Let's not be puxin monkeys!

Lingxiao Palace.

The Jade Emperor and his group were also stunned.

Believe it?

Believe it so simple?

So easy to get it done?

Should not be!

Although Taibai Jinxing's routine is very good, but at this juncture, it is impossible to convince the stone monkey so easily, right?

It's just that Sun Hao said so. .

The Jade Emperor felt something was wrong in his heart, Taibai Jinxing didn't spend much effort to convince Sun Hao, this was obviously not in line with Sun Hao's past behavior, there must be something wrong with it.

As for what happened, the Jade Emperor couldn't think of it.

Anyway, the most likely thing is that Sun Hao didn't believe in the Taibai Jinxing, but believed in the ten thousand golden elixir, maybe the offer was too much and he couldn't refuse it.

Water Curtain Cave.

Sun Hao looked at the group of bewildered monkeys, and said seriously: "Everyone listen to me now, I, Sun Hao, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King who is the Monkey King, will go to the Heavenly Court to take over as the Jade Emperor."

"This is a celebration for our entire Three Realms, so we should invite the Three Realms, no matter what kind of monsters, no matter what kind of ghosts and sprites, let them come to Huaguo Mountain and congratulate me!"

"I want everyone to witness the glorious moment when I, the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, ascended the throne of the Jade Emperor. This is the glory that belongs to Huaguo Mountain."

"And I want to tell everyone that as long as you come to Huaguo Mountain to congratulate me, after I take over the Jade Emperor, I will grant them immortal status, and let them become immortals and enjoy the true fruit."

Ah this? ? ?

All the monkeys were dumbfounded.

Your Majesty, is this crazy?

Is this going to hold a banquet and invite the ghosts and ghosts of the three realms to celebrate my becoming the Jade Emperor?

But they are all monkey spirits and monkey spirits, how could they believe this is true, but... why does the king believe so?

Sun Hao looked at everyone in a daze and said:

"What do you think, just do what I say, and that's it, understand?"

"In the Three Realms, whoever you know can be found, use the fastest supernatural powers to invite someone to come over, please..."

"By the way, I don't have six sworn elder brothers. Please... You must invite me here, and let them bring their men and horses with them. When the time comes, I will go to heaven and make them real saints."

The monkeys are also in pain.

Your Majesty, stop making trouble, okay?

If we really go to invite a lot of people, then it will be a scam. Not only will you fail to become the Jade Emperor, but you will also be caught in the urn by the Heavenly Court.

Isn't that funny?

Chapter 176 The old man is careless again

Qing Mei stood aside and whispered, "Stone Monkey, why don't you think about it?"

Sun Hao waved his hand and refused:

"That's it."

"Oh yes, go to some people now, go to the East China Sea to catch seafood, and invite my old father-in-law, the Dragon King of the East Sea by the way... No need to invite, just ask him to prepare some wine as a congratulatory gift."

"Three days later, Huaguoshan Seafood Banquet will be held to celebrate my becoming the Jade Emperor. Now carry out orders for me, hurry up!"

Sun Hao's behavior really confused the monkeys, and they had no choice but to obey orders.

Frankly speaking, seeing Sun Hao's self-confidence, they were a little bit convinced. They didn't believe in Taibaijinxing, but they a little bit believed in their king.

Is my king really going to be the Jade Emperor?

the other side.

heaven.

The Jade Emperor sat in the Lingxiao Palace, and after seeing Sun Hao's order, he fell into deep thought for a while, what does this monkey want to do?

With his IQ, it's impossible to just believe that, right?

The old gentleman stroked his beard and said, "It seems that I overestimated the stone monkey a little. I'm afraid he was blinded by his rights and interests."

The Queen Mother said contemptuously: "This dead monkey, does he regard the Jade Emperor as the emperor of the world, and whoever wants to do it can do it?"

The immortals also laughed and said:

"Interesting."

"Let's let him celebrate below first. Before destroying a person, you must let it inflate."

"Catch him in Heaven and let him know how embarrassing he is..."

Many people on the field thought that Sun Hao had lost his composure, but Guanyin and Jade Emperor didn't think so. Judging from the usual lessons, this is very wrong.

If Sun Hao was so easy to get tricked, then everyone wouldn't have had to suffer so much before.

Not right either.

Could it be that Sun Hao is stronger now, has defeated the Heavenly Court Alliance Army several times, and feels that his wings are stiff?

floated?

The Jade Emperor looked at the immortals, smiled and said:

"In that case, let's wait for him for three days and take him down directly in Tongming Palace."

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he had a premonition in his heart that this wave of idols would surprise him.

Just thinking about it, Jade Emperor is excited!

Idol, show me the reward.

Three days passed quickly.

Huaguoshan.

Now on the mountain, there are more than 40 demons, ghosts and ghosts, big and small.

But guys, the clouds on the upper layer of Huaguo Mountain are all black clouds, full of evil spirits!

The 72 holes around Huaguo Mountain add up to hundreds of thousands. They have always offered surrender to Huaguo Mountain, so they must have come.

Then there are six Bull Demon King brothers, and they must have brought people here.

As for the others, they were all invited by the monkeys outside, and those with low cultivation bases are generally not high. After all... they don’t even come if they have high cultivation bases!

It's very simple.

You said that you Huaguo Mountain defeated the heavenly soldiers and generals several times, defeated Nezha Erlang God Tota King, and even forced the Jade Emperor to abdicate, who dare to believe it?

Isn't this bullshit?

The Jade Emperor gave way to you?

You are the four princes of Lingshan Difu, are they all dead?

Even if the Jade Emperor really abdicates, the heirs will not be able to go to the Huaguo Mountain from the Heavenly Court, right?

How dare you dream like this?

Of course.

Although many people didn't come because they didn't believe it, Monkey King's reputation became very resounding this time, and many monsters, monsters, ghosts and ghosts knew about it.

In Huaguo Mountain, there is a Monkey King who loves to daydream. .

That's outrageous!

Regardless of whether it is true or not, this will have to be followed by rumors before everyone knows...

this day.

Taibai Jinxing came to Huaguo Mountain to pick up Sun Hao, but he was also dumbfounded seeing hundreds of thousands of ghosts and monsters here.

Even a little inexplicable.

What is this for?

Brother, aren't you planning to fight directly with the army?

But these rotten fish and rotten shrimps, can they block a round of the heavenly soldiers and generals?

Taibai Jinxing came outside the Water Curtain Cave.

Sun Hao was drinking with Bull Demon King and his group at the moment. When he saw Taibai Jinxing, he shouted:

"Good brother, come here."

"Uh…"

Taibai Jinxing walked over with doubts.

Sun Hao pulled Taibai Jinxing up to a big rock, facing hundreds of thousands of ghosts and ghosts, and shouted:

"Everyone be quiet, let me introduce my good brother, he is Taibai Jinxing, that's right! He is the Jade Emperor's special envoy, Taibai Jinxing who is responsible for delivering various orders, is also my good brother."

"My good big brother Taibai Jinxing, I think everyone must have heard his name, but let me tell you, he is not only the star of the Lord's killing, but also a big celebrity next to the Jade Emperor, and he has a very high status in the heavenly court. .”

"Now let my elder brother tell you that a few days ago, the Heavenly King Tota led one hundred thousand heavenly soldiers and generals, and the Four Heavenly Kings, Nezha Yang Jian, Jiuyao 28 Su Yuanchen, etc..."

"Did they get beaten to the ground by my Huaguo Mountain?"

Taibai Jinxing is also an embarrassing horse, I am so majestic Taibai Jinxing, you have led me to know so many monsters, monsters, ghosts and sprites, how can I go out and mess around in the future?

Taibai Jinxing could only respond: "Yes, my brother Qitian Dasheng is unparalleled in the world, and he really beat them to pieces."

This guy!

When the Bull Demon King and his group heard this, they were also shocked, and shouted one after another:

"Seventh brother is amazing!"

"Seventh brother is amazing!"

"Breaking a hundred thousand heavenly soldiers, generals and gods, the seventh brother is the No. 1 in the world."

A group of monkeys, as well as the demons and goblins, also shouted:

"The mighty king!"

"The king is domineering!"

"The Monkey King is amazing!"

"The Monkey King is mighty!"

Sun Hao also had a look of enjoyment, waved his hands and shouted:

"Everyone be quiet."

"The next step is the real drama, Big Brother Taibai, now you will tell everyone, did the Jade Emperor send you down, saying that he is going to abdicate, and let me go to the Heavenly Court to take over and be the next Jade Emperor?"

After speaking, Sun Hao took out the scroll, which recorded the congratulations of the immortals.

When Taibai Jinxing heard Sun Hao's words, he frowned suddenly, wait...

What the fuck?

Oh shit!

This damn old man is careless again.