Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

What am I?

Taibai Jinxing was so stupid that he wanted to slap himself directly, what the hell did I say just now!

孽 孽!

The Jade Emperor laughed for a while and said: "Hehe, I said that Taibai is now humble, don't you think this method has already been thought of?"

The immortals also said with admiration:

"It has to be too white!"

"Brother Bai, it's amazing."

"Continue to Zhao'an, trick him into coming to Heaven, and then we will set up a net to capture him directly."

"In this way, the great contribution of Zhao'an must be Taibai."

"Brother Bai, come on!"

"We are optimistic about you..."

ah!Fuck!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999.×99"

Taibai Jinxing felt like she was going crazy.

You guys are so inappropriate.

I have used Zhao'an twice, how could it still work, if I go down now, shouldn't he settle the previous account for me first?

Even if it works, if I cheat again today, when my brother sees me, he won't beat me nine times a day?

Aren't you telling me to die?

Taibai Jinxing was also tired, looked at the crowd and confessed:

"In this case, then I will show my cards."

"I think back then, when I first went down to the realm, I told Sun Hao that Bi Mawen was the number one official in the Three Realms, and His Majesty was in charge of people and horses, and that one person was under ten thousand."

"Then, when I went down for the second time, I said that he would be the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, the one who guards the Paradise Garden. The Monkey King is equal to the heavens. The guardian of the Paradise Garden controls all the economy of the Heavenly Court, and is equal to His Majesty."

"Think about it, I've already told him everything about being able to seal Neng Zhao'an, what else can I say to trick him?"

"Could it be that when I go down this time, I tell him to let him be the Jade Emperor..."

Snapped!

I saw Taibai Jinxing was talking, and suddenly stopped, a big mouth hit my own mouth, I really owe it!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999.×99"

All the immortals were happy, and so was the Jade Emperor.

Seeing the Jade Emperor appreciatively said:

"Look, everyone, it has to be Taibai, right? If it were you, would you be able to do it?"

"All of you, don't be unconvinced. Compared with Taibai in this matter, I feel ashamed..."

"Under one person, above ten thousand people—the Great Sage Equaling Heaven, equal to the sky—the Jade Emperor, number one in the Three Realms."

"It's very good and smooth. This official has been promoted all the way, and finally he was promoted to the Lord of the Three Realms. It is very reasonable. I will leave the matter of Taibai to you."

Sun Hao: I am the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the Great Sage Equaling Heaven and the Heavenly Level Qi Jade Emperor, the number one in the Three Realms in Huaguo Mountain, Water Curtain Cave, and the Monkey King, the special emissary for Buddhist scriptures——Sun Wukong!

At this time, the immortals also gave Taibai Jinxing an admiring look, Brother Bai is Brother Bai, he is invincible, okay!

However, Taibai Jinxing, it was snowing in his mind.

"Hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo..."

"True love is like a vast grassland..."

"Layer by layer, wind and rain cannot block..."

"There is always a time when the clouds bloom and the sun rises, and the sun shines on you and me..."

"Snowflakes are fluttering...the north wind is blowing..."

"The world is boundless..."

"No! Your Majesty, this question is too difficult, I won't...I won't!!!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Taibaijinxing +999.×999"

The mentality of Taibaijinxing really collapsed.

I saw Taibai Jinxing's face was ugly, as if the Tathagata had died Kong Xuan, and asked: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty, when Sun Hao hits me eight times a day, will someone cover me?"

The Jade Emperor said solemnly: "Just don't worry about it. With me here, will I still sit and watch and let him bully you?"

"I will never sit idly by!"

Jade Emperor: I will never sit idly by, because I... I lie under the table and watch.

Guanyin also hurriedly said: "Taibai can go at ease, I will help you deal with the following matters."

Taibai Jinxing: Deal with the funeral?

Oh shit!

Then Taibai Jinxing had nothing to do with a smile, anyway, she was being recommended by the whole three realms, and she couldn't get rid of it.

"Then Your Majesty, did I really go?"

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly and said:

"Well, let's go!"

"We are waiting for you to bring him in the heavenly court."

All the Immortals: Brother Bai, you can go at ease, we will have a banquet, and there will be no fewer members, so you can go with peace of mind!

Taibai Jinxing was about to leave, but hesitated for a while, and said: "Your Majesty, I forgot something, salary..."

"The previous two times, I gave one thousand and three thousand respectively. This time, I asked for a salary of at least five thousand. What do you think about this... Bodhisattva?"

"After all, my words are unfounded, and I want to show him the facts. Otherwise, he is not a fool, how could he believe it?"

Uh uh uh…

The Jade Emperor and the others also looked at Taibai Jinxing with embarrassment, but they forgot about it.

Every time Sun Hao came up, he didn't come for nothing. That guy was hired for extra money. He didn't know if he could be cheated, so he had to give five thousand golden pills first. ?

This deal is not worth it! !

but…

If you want to talk about other things, the Jade Emperor will definitely not do it, even if he has more resources, he will not just throw them away.

But since it was for Sun Hao, the Jade Emperor was still secretly happy, this time the reward can be blatant.

The needle does not poke ha!

The Jade Emperor pretended to be contemplative and said:

"What Taibai said makes sense. The so-called reluctance to let a child not be a wolf, everyone knows the mortal saying, so let's leave it at that!"

After the Jade Emperor finished speaking, he waved his hand and took a gourd for Taibai Jinxing, which contained five thousand gold pills, which the Jade Emperor planned to secretly reward Sun Hao next time.

Sun Hao: Come on, brothers, report to the top brother.

Taibai Jinxing took the Jade Emperor's golden pill, and pondered for a while, if you die, everyone will die together, damn you cheating on me, right? Is it easy to bully when I am Taibai Jinxing?

I saw Taibai Jinxing said seriously:

"Your Majesty, this talk is louder than the sky, and five thousand golden pills are the least amount, so I hope all the immortals will also contribute."

"First of all, you see, Sun Hao is going to take over the position of the Jade Emperor, so it's wrong to only have a salary. He will soon be the Jade Emperor. Don't we immortals prepare a congratulatory gift for him?"

"This is obviously unreasonable."

"So now, everyone, it's best for everyone to contribute, according to their own situation, take out the golden elixir, and let the heavenly general register it clearly. This is a congratulatory gift for all the immortals."

"From this, the rhetoric of inviting him to be the next Jade Emperor has almost come true."

What the hell!

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×9"

At this moment, everyone was dumbfounded, really everyone was dumbfounded, they never expected that Taibai Jinxing would be so ruthless, so terribly ruthless.

Grass.

This guy Taibai Jinxing really cannot be offended!

Damn it's so ruthless, it's horrible.

Isn't this directly about to die together?

Taibai Jinxing: Are you a fellow Taoist who is dead and poor?Let's go down together, and we won't be alone on the road to Huangquan anymore.

Chapter 173 Brother Bai Must Come Back

With Taibai Jinxing going, life and death depend on fate and wealth.

So he has nothing to spare.

come!

Hurt each other!

Let's see who is more ruthless?

The immortals now want to surrender and admit their mistakes.

Brother Bai, it's all our fault, can you stop doing this?

We beg you... be one!

Your mother's beast. .

The entire Lingxiao Palace suddenly fell into silence.

Everyone is dumb. They just ate melons, and this wave directly became victims. Isn't this the end?

The Jade Emperor was insanely happy at the moment.

As expected of Taibai.

How cruel!

It is simply invincible.

It is indeed Taibai Jinxing who can fight against the stone monkey. Although he will suffer a disadvantage when facing the stone monkey, but facing other people, it is a direct blow!

Really:

The little sparrow attacks the heifer - the sparrow eats the cow.

The Jade Emperor was in a good mood, and he said solemnly:

"Taibai's words are justified. Since he is trying to trick him into coming to heaven, since he is trying to make him believe that he will soon be the next Jade Emperor, this matter is inevitable."

"There is no evidence for what you say, so...the Queen Mother will start with you first, take out two thousand golden pills, and congratulate him on becoming the Jade Emperor!"

The queen mother is not well.

what?

what? What?

You asked my old lady to give the dead monkey a golden pill, two thousand golden pills, don't you know that he ate up all of my peach orchard?

Aren't you forcing me to kill him?

So angry!