Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

I kept cursing in my heart: "Pohou, what a Pomon, rude Pohou!"

Tolerate you for another two days, wait for you to make trouble in the heavenly palace, wait for you to go to the west to learn scriptures, you see, I will not arrange anyone, and beat you eight times a day.

Poor Guanyin, she thought Sun Hao was an unreasonable monkey, but she didn't know that Sun Hao was torturing her on purpose.

a time.

There was a dramatic scene by the river, where a monkey was using a stick to drill wood to make fire, and a monkey was rubbing two sharp stones crazily.

to be honest.

With Sun Hao's strength, it was easy for Sun Hao to make fire by drilling wood.

But Guanyin now needs to pretend to be an ordinary monkey and grind stones into needles, which is really embarrassing for her.

How can this be done by humans!

Guanyin was a little angry at first, but if you think about it carefully, isn't this an experience of the Buddha's heart?

But she kept grinding and found that it was impossible to grind this special cat into a needle without using spells before dark!

Isn't this splashing monkey too tricky?

Guanyin feels so angry!

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +100."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +333."

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Sun Hao felt too happy at the moment. While roasting the meat, his negative emotions continued to increase. Guanyin became more and more angry, and his negative emotions continued to increase.

It didn't take long to add more than 1 to Sun Hao, which is another ten golden pills.

Sun Hao: Thanks to Sister Guanyin for sending ten golden pills, everyone pays attention to Sister Guanyin.

A long time has passed.

The tiger meat is already cooked.

Sun Hao tore off a piece, handed it to Guanyin and said:

"Okay, don't be unhappy."

"I'll give you the roasted meat, grind it quickly after eating."

Guanyin: ...

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +222."

honestly.

Guanyin had thought about it, now she slapped Sun Hao directly into the river, then turned around and left, and finally changed her appearance before entering the Shuilian Cave.

Just like this, it will arouse Sun Hao's vigilance, and he will be on guard when he tries to trick him later.

No way, Guanyin continued to endure.

Guanyin didn't even look at Sun Hao, she lowered her head and polished the stone and replied:

"Don't eat."

Sun Hao frowned, and said:

"Eat, if you don't eat, I'll kill you."

Guanyin was stunned for a moment, looked at Sun Hao and gritted his teeth and said:

"If you kill me, I won't eat."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

Ok!

you win.

For Guanyin, a baby with experience, how could Sun Hao be willing to kill her?

Of course, the main thing is not to be killed.

Even though Avalokitesvara is hiding her mana and acting as a spy, she is the same as the bone spirit, coming wave after wave.

While Sun Hao was eating tiger meat, Guanyin began to secretly use mana to make the two stones smaller.

And Guanyin began to think in his heart, should he secretly use mana to teach this dead monkey a lesson?

"what?"

Sun Hao was suddenly startled, looked at Guanyin and asked:

"Did you feel anything?"

Guanyin's face tightened, and he hurriedly replied:

"No...no..."

"Look, can this work?"

Guanyin was also a little surprised. The Lingming Stone Monkey was really extraordinary, and it could even sense such a small amount of mana fluctuations.

Sun Hao looked at the two stone bars the size of chopsticks in Guanyin's hand, and said in surprise:

"Boy, you are very good!"

"It's finished so quickly, not bad... not bad... What's your name, from now on, Brother Stone Monkey will protect you."

drop!

"From Avalokitesvara..."

Guanyin replied weakly:

"Watch... watch the monkeys."

Sun Hao patted Guanyin on the shoulder, looked optimistic and said:

"Hmm...Xiao Guan, right? I like you."

"Here's the tiger skin for you, find me some strong rattan to wear and make a dress for me."

"what?"

When Guanyin heard this, he was about to explode in an instant.

Splashing monkey, deceiving people too much.

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

Sun Hao said with a strange face:

"What's the matter, I just said that I want to take good care of you, but you don't listen to me?"

Avalokitesvara gritted her teeth with hatred in her heart, okay... Pomonkey, let's do the math on the way to learn the scriptures.

sunset.

Wearing a tiger skin skirt made by Guanyin, Sun Hao carried half a big tiger on his shoulders and led Guanyin to Shuiliandong.

Sun Hao's mood about this is really flattering!

In one afternoon, more than 3 negative emotions were directly collected, all of which were dedicated by Guanyin, plus before... the cumulative total reached 26.

This also accepted a Guanyin as a younger brother.

Stimulate! !

I must pamper her tonight, and sleep with her all night, the negative emotions will cost at least [-] yuan, right?

And Guanyin's negative emotions are also increasing, anyway, she has already decided.

Don't wait for the road to learn the scriptures, tomorrow the devil king will come, and after guiding this monkey to apprentice, he will secretly teach him a lesson.

I can't stand it!

that's it.

The two returned to Shuilian Cave with their own plans.

In the Water Curtain Cave.

Seeing Sun Hao coming back, Spirit Monkey hurried forward and said with concern:

"Stone Monkey, where have you been?"

"You didn't get hurt in the fight with that tiger demon, did you?"

Sun Hao shook his head with a smile and said:

"What kind of injury is it? Look at the new clothes I'm wearing, and the half-big tiger on my shoulders. It's that tiger demon."

"I'll give you half a big tiger."

Uh…

A black line appeared on the monkey's head, and he didn't know how to complain.

"That's right, the stone monkey."

"Everyone is discussing how to deal with the devil incarnation tomorrow. He is a famous big devil near our Huaguo Mountain, and he is very powerful."

"You're so smart, any ideas?"

The spirit monkey looked at Sun Hao and asked.

The monkeys not far away also turned to look at Sun Hao.

Sun Hao thought for a while, and asked:

"The little demons who were captured alive, did the interrogation reveal anything?"

"Do you know how powerful the Demon King of Confusion is?"

The spirit monkey sighed and said:

"The Demon King of Confusion, his own strength is far from what we can beat."

"And he has thousands of little demons under his command."

"We may be forced to leave the Water Curtain Cave tomorrow."

Chapter 18 Facing the Demon King of Confusion

Sun Hao listened to the monkey's words, and began to analyze in his heart.

Sun Hao didn't think that the Demon King of Confusion appeared for a reason, and he was very likely sent by Guanyin.

Considering that Avalokitesvara was beside him at the moment, Sun Hao seriously suspected that the incarnate demon king was deliberately done by Avalokitesvara to embarrass the Huaguoshan monkey group and himself.

In the end, I forced myself to go out of Huaguo Mountain to learn art from a teacher.

This is a conspiracy.

If you are a normal Lingming stone monkey, and you see the monkeys being killed, and you are also bullied by the other party, and you suddenly learn of an opportunity to become stronger and take revenge, you will naturally leave your hometown and learn from a teacher.

That's right!

Sun Hao thought about it carefully, and Guanyin was by his side now, which made him even more sure of this guess.

After some thought, Sun Hao asked:

"Then what do you guys think now?"

"Leave the Water Curtain Cave, or fight with them?"

The spirit monkey opened his mouth and replied:

"Uncle Datong decided to fight with them."

"Now we have let the old and young of the clan leave, leaving us young and strong, and we will fight with them tomorrow."

"Many people have set up traps and ambushes in the woods now. Those little monsters should be fine, but the strength of the Hunshi Demon King is unfathomable."