Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Well, after a while, I feel that this stone monkey seems to be interested in Nezha..."

Guanyin was also convinced.

This stone monkey is single, as long as he looks good, who is he not interested in?

Avalokitesvara: Don't say it's Nezha, it's interesting for my mother to turn into a monkey.

Laojun and Jade Emperor are not in a hurry, so Avalokitesvara can only continue to watch.

Watch it for a while and watch it for a while.

Can…

Soon.

Seeing Sun Hao who was playing with Nezha in the air, he suddenly felt a pain in his waist. He didn't know what happened, so he cursed angrily:

"Fuck?"

"Young people don't talk about martial arts, who the hell is going to attack me, a kid over 300 years old, with a hidden weapon?"

The words fall.

Sun Hao also looked around, and suddenly found Yang Jian in the distance, aiming at him with a golden bow at the moment.

Brush brush!

Immediately afterwards, five silver lights flashed in succession, Sun Hao saw him calling again, and hurriedly hid.

He carries a slingshot crescent on his waist, and holds a three-pointed, two-edged gun in his hand.

The ax smashed Taoshan once to save his mother, and beat A Luo Shuangfeng with flicks.

Grass.

Sun Hao also remembered at this time, Yang Jian is not a poor man, he also has a magic weapon.

Bang bang bang!

Yang Jian's five silver bullets seemed to be equipped with navigation, even if Sun Hao dodged them, they still hit him in the back.

Sun Hao was also depressed. Although with his current defense, he wouldn't be knocked down like Monkey King in the original novel, it still hurts to hit him.

Sun Hao said angrily: "Dog raiser, you don't talk about martial arts, you actually use this thing to attack me?"

Yang Jian snorted coldly and replied:

"Damn monkey, don't think that you are the only one who has a magic weapon. Who doesn't have a treasure?"

"Next, let me beat you all over the head."

Tathagata: Presumptuous!Don't make the same look as me.

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he drew another full bow and aimed at Sun Hao's head.

Golden bow and silver bullet, this magic weapon is very strong.

The content of the original work: "Erlang sees that he has become lowly. The bustard is the most lowly and obscene thing among birds. No matter whether it is a phoenix, a phoenix, an eagle or a crow, he will hang out with it, so he will not go to approach him, but will show his original body and go. , took the slingshot and pulled it full, and hit him on the heel with a bullet."

This magic weapon knocked Sun Wukong down with one blow, which shows its power and how painful it was on Sun Hao. .

"I flash!"

Sun Hao stopped playing with Nezha, and started dodging the silver bullet fired by Yang Jian, but this thing was like a tracking missile. Although Sun Hao could dodge it, it could still turn. .

Snapped! !

Accidentally, when Sun Hao was hit in the shoulder, he felt a burst of burning pain, but it was only a little pain, and the damage to Sun Hao was not great.

Sun Hao looked at Yang Jian, hehe laughed and said:

"Brother Yang, you baby is fine, how about lending me to play for a few days?"

Yang Jian drew his bow fully again in an instant, and said:

"can."

"But if you have the ability to borrow it, go."

Brush brush!

Sun Hao saw several silver bullets coming in a row, held the Qibao Miaoshu directly, and charged forward bravely.

Seeing this, Yang Jian ran away in a hurry, turned back while running, and hit Sun Hao with another silver bullet.

for a while.

Sun Hao is like the boss in an online game, Yang Jian is like the shooter in it, and the boss Sun Hao is pulled by Yang Jian to the limit, and he flies the kite to the limit.

As soon as Sun Hao attacked, Yang Jian ran away in a hurry, turned around and hit Sun Hao, but when Sun Hao stopped attacking, Yang Jian turned back and hit Sun Hao again.

It has to be said that in some cases, Yang Jian was so angry that he lost his mind when he met Sun Hao, but under normal circumstances, Yang Jian was not low in both strength and IQ, so he always kept a safe distance from Sun Hao.

At this safe distance, even if Sun Hao held the Five Treasure Tree, he could not grab Yang Jian's magic weapon, but Yang Jian's magic weapon was a long-range weapon.

So angry!

The immortals looked at Sun Hao deflated, and they were all happy, laughing from time to time.

Sun Hao was also upset. How can I be bullied by a dog owner like me?

See if I don't go to my grandma's house this time.

top sky.

Avalokitesvara couldn't help it anymore, seeing Yang Jian gaining the upper hand, said, "So, let me help Yang Jian!"

Guanyin: Don't stop me!

Seeing this, Laojun looked at Guanyin and asked, "You help him? What are you doing to help him?"

When Guanyin saw Laojun answering the words, he also breathed a sigh of relief: "I will throw down the clean bottle of willow and hit the monkey head; if I can't kill him, I will fall down and teach Erlang Xiaosheng so that I can get him."

After Guanyin finished speaking, she also looked forward to it in her heart: "Boss, if you don't make a move again, I will really hit him with a bottle. If the bottle is broken, please remember to fix it for me..."

Seeing this, Laojun also knew what Guanyin meant, and said with a smile: "This bottle of yours is a porcelain, just hit him, if you can't hit his head, or hit his iron rod, it won't break? "

"Don't do anything, wait for my old master to help him."

Guanyin also breathed a sigh of relief in an instant, and asked, "I don't know what Laojun is going to do to help him?"

Laojun rolled up his sleeves, took off a circle on his left arm, and said:

"This weapon was smelted from Kungang, and I ordered it to be made by Huandan. It cultivated a whole body of spiritual energy, good at changing, water and fire are not invaded, and can be used for all kinds of things; Gold steel set'."

"It was a great loss to him to pass through the Han Pass and turn a beard into a Buddha. Sooner or later, he will be the most defensive. Wait until I throw him down and hit him."

Chapter 1 Boss, Are You Supporting The Enemy?

Hearing this, Guanyin was instantly relieved, it had to be Laojun, this Vajra cut should be similar to the imitation Seven Treasure Tree in Sun Hao's hand.

Both parties should be unable to swipe or set.

indeed.

The Vajra Cutting was enlightened by Laojun the day after tomorrow, and the Seven Treasures Tree must be fine, but Sun Hao's Five Treasures Tree has not been used much yet, and has not been given much enlightenment.

Comparing the two, they are basically the same.

But this also shows that Laojun is really powerful. He needs to refine himself to be able to compare with...

On the clouds in the distance.

Sun Hao is really pissed off now.

But it is.

Yang Jian is known as the God of War in the Heavenly Court, and Erlang Xiaosheng in the Three Realms. If he has no real skills, no matter how much his uncle pushes him, the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms will not obey him.

However, Sun Hao was not in a hurry.

Because in Sun Hao's hand, there is still a good treasure that is useless, and this is also a serious magic weapon.

He is - banana fan.

That's right!It was the plantain fan that Sun Hao had just walked along from Tushita Palace, which was also the one that Laojun used to burn the boiler—the plantain fan.

There are two plantain fans, one to Yin, one to Yang, and the one to Yin is the one used by Princess Iron Fan, the strength is not bad to be honest.

The one from Zhiyang, don’t think it was made in Tusita Palace, it is the most powerful. In the chapter of Qingniu in the original book, Laojun himself said that if he didn’t have this fan Liuding Shenhuo restraint, he would not be able to control it. There is no way to take green cattle.

Although Laojun's words will not be believed by everyone, it is enough to show that Zhiyang's plantain fan is powerful enough, because what it fans out is Liuding Shenhuo.

It is also true, this plantain fan just restrains Laojun's vajra cut.

What a coincidence.

"Dog breeder, you use me as a boss to fly a kite, you can become a shooter, do you think I can't become a mage?"

"Face your fears!"

Sun Hao shouted, took out the banana fan directly, and slapped Yang Jian fiercely, whirrr...

In an instant.

The entire sky was instantly ablaze, and the balls of fire filled the entire sky, and it looked like the sky was on fire from below.

Yang Jian looked at the countless flames for a moment, put away his golden bow and magic weapon, and ran away. He is not a fool, how could he not see the horror of this fire?

This plantain fan came out, but it was Liuding Shenhuo, it was not a common fire, even Yang Jian, who had achieved eight or nine profound kung fu, couldn't resist it.

It wasn't just Yang Jian, Li Jing and his group also ran away when they saw this, including the heavenly soldiers and generals who were fighting with the monkeys below, also hurriedly withdrew their troops and ran away.

The sky at this time, looking up from the Huaguo Mountain or the East China Sea, is a whole piece of red, a serious fire cloud. .

At the same time, Laojun's Vajra Chop was also thrown down from above. With Laojun's strength, if he threw it casually, coupled with the strength of this Vajra Chop, the speed must be extremely fast.

If there are no accidents, it is a must!

But it had an accident. After the Vajra was cut off, it seemed to be slowed down when it encountered the anger from the plantain fan.

The power is also much weaker.

Sun Hao looked up and saw the silver light, and easily avoided it.

Seeing Sun Hao dodging, Laojun also said solemnly: "Oh, I forgot."

"The monkey stole my fan in Tushita Palace before, and my fan just restrains my Vajra Cutler. Don't you think it's a coincidence?"

Laojun: Careless!

Uh…

Avalokitesvara looked at Laojun speechlessly, her mood was terrible, boss... When you say this, feel your conscience and ask, does it hurt?

The Jade Emperor also looked at Laojun with a strange face, feeling a little suspicious in his heart, maybe this Laojun didn't do it on purpose, right?

With Laojun's strength, he, an old fox, would make such a low-level mistake, and the Jade Emperor would never believe him, so maybe he is also a monkey fan.

And the Jade Emperor has a very good relationship with Laojun and knows him well. He is 80.00% sure that Laojun definitely did it on purpose.

Jade Emperor: I can't see through Sun Hao's counter-routine, can I still not see through your prudence of the old gentleman?

Guanyin was silent for a while, then looked at the Jade Emperor with a depressed face and asked, "Your Majesty, what shall we do next?"

The Jade Emperor pretended to be anxious and said: "So, today is very difficult, and it is impossible for us to take him personally. We can only go back and discuss it before making a decision."

Jade Emperor is in a good mood.

This one doesn't count and we can add another one, and then it's time for the idol's performance, hey, the needle doesn't poke.

The old gentleman looked at the Jade Emperor, and said seriously: "That's true, we must not use the big to bully the small, and it would be embarrassing to help."

Guanyin looked at the two Jade Emperors, and was very tired!She really couldn't help it, she wanted to go down and catch Sun Hao, bring him back to the Heavenly Court, tie him to the Demon Slaying Platform and beat him up!

"Ming Jin withdraws troops!"

Li Jing yelled from below, and the large troops of the Heavenly Court began to evacuate together again.

They have nothing to do about this matter. Although Yang Jian's gold bow and silver bullets can take advantage, it is not enough to capture Sun Hao, let alone...

In Sun Hao's hand, he suddenly took out a long-range group attack magic weapon with terrifying power. It was really a mage's ball.

The immortals also had a bitter look on their faces, they were depressed in their hearts!

"What's the matter with this old gentleman?"