Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"Damn it!"

"Don't you think we don't know that you brought this horse out just to disgust us on purpose?"

"Hurry up, we will get angry in a while, and we will kill you!"

The immortals are really annoying, so fucking disgusting.

You have spells and supernatural powers...

You come out on horse number eight, who can't see that you are deliberately disgusting people.

however.

What the immortals were worried about was that if they really fought against Sun Hao, what would happen if the number eight horse farted suddenly when he was riding the No. [-] horse?

that…

Sun Hao looked at the crowd and said with a smile:

"It was all seen by you?"

With that said, Sun Hao got off his horse and said to Lao Ba: "Well, come and run around to say hello to everyone, and then go back to the Water Curtain Cave first."

Listening to Sun Hao's words, Lao Ba ran around between the immortals and Sun Hao, then turned around and flew back towards the water curtain cave. Before leaving, he even farted "bu~" at the immortals with his butt magic.

ah!Fuck!

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×9"

Good guy!

The celestial spirit exploded on the spot, and they almost couldn't help chasing after him, chopping up the eighth child.

Tete is so cheap.

You don’t want to be a good Tianma, but you learn something from a dead monkey. It’s not a human act...

Sun Hao looked at the immortals in heaven and shouted:

"Now, who will fight with me?"

Although the immortals were ready to move and wanted to beat Sun Hao violently, they still hesitated at this moment.

Sun Hao's strength is still very strong, and none of them is sure to win.

At this time, Li Jing opened his mouth and walked away, saying:

"Sun Wukong!"

"In the early days, you first made troubles in the Dragon Palace, and then you made troubles in the Underworld. Your Majesty followed Jin Xing's suggestion and invited you to be an official in the Heavenly Court."

"And you don't know how to repent while wearing a sinful body. On the contrary, you make mistakes again and again. You beat your colleagues in the heavenly court. His majesty doesn't care about you. He invites you to be an official in the heavenly court and makes you the great saint equal to heaven."

"But you actually ate up the Peach Garden, the Peach Club robbed it all, and the Tushita Palace was empty. You have committed a heinous crime, which is unforgivable!"

"If you don't want to get caught now, come back to heaven and ask for punishment?"

Sun Hao thought about it when he heard Li Jing's words.

then.

I saw that Sun Hao took the golden cudgel and the wonderful tree of five treasures, and said solemnly: "What Li Tianwang said is right, it is all my fault, I am guilty and I am willing to be punished, I surrender."

Li Jing:? ? ?

Jade Emperor:? ? ?

All the immortals:? ? ?

What am I?

Are you crazy?

Seeing everyone's unprepared look, Sun Hao couldn't help but burst out laughing and said, "Haha! I'm teasing you, I'm dying of laughter."

"You really dare to believe it?"

drop!

"Negative emotions from every immortal family present +999.×9"

fuck.

The immortals are also convinced.

Your uncle is still so inappropriate every day.

But it's okay, they don't want Sun Hao to surrender, if Sun Hao surrenders, where will they get angry?

How can I teach him a lesson?

Chapter 158 Bring Me All

Li Jing didn't want to talk nonsense at this time. After talking about Sun Hao's crimes, he directly opened his mouth and shouted:

"Nine Obsidian Lords come out and capture the monster monkey."

The nine obsidian stars are: Taiyang Xingjun, Taiyin Xingjun, Jidu Xingjun, Luo T Xingjun, Mude Xingjun, Huode Xingjun, Tude Xingjun, Jinde Xingjun, Shuide Xingjun.

Of course, Luo T Xingjun is Luo T Xingjun, and has nothing to do with that Luo T.

Sun Hao looked at Lord Jiuyaoxing to fight, and curled his lips a little dissatisfied.

This Li Jing looked down on people somewhat, so he sent out nine of them, and even Zha Zha didn't let them out. What do you mean?

"Monkey King, die!"

"Take your life!"

These nine people were so aggressive that they immediately grabbed the magical weapon and besieged Sun Hao together. Sun Hao also took it seriously.

The Golden Cudgel and the Five Treasure Tree in his hand instantly grew larger, and the two Optimus Pillars directly faced the front, sweeping across from left and right.

however.

Several people saw that Sun Hao was approaching ferociously, and the two Optimus pillars were coming, but they retreated together and avoided the battle directly.

Sun Hao watched the nine avoiding the battle, and without thinking, he carried two giant pillars and chased after them and smashed them.

Seeing this, the nine people turned around and ran back to the clouds, shouting:

"Li Tianwang, the stone monkey has great powers, we are no match for him..."

"Substitute for the fight!"

Sun Hao:? ? ?

I have a go?

Sun Hao stood in the air with a dazed expression on his face!

My mother did two tricks, didn't even touch you, you just ran away, just surrendered like that?

fuck.

This is boring.

Anyway, let me see how my current strength is, and how much my strength has changed. Can you still talk about martial arts?

If you look like this, if you don’t know, you might think that my protagonist’s aura and dominance have exploded.

So embarrassing!

Li Jing was also speechless.

You guys can really... act!

Li Jing was also helpless, and issued an order again:

"Four heavenly kings, 28 constellations, you all go out together, face Monkey King, and take him down!"

When the four heavenly kings and their party heard Li Jing's words, they immediately flew out together, and then surrounded Sun Hao.

This time there are four heavenly kings, so it goes without saying.

It must be a real fight.

The four Moliqing brothers gritted their teeth and said:

"Monkey King, die quickly!"

"Today, we will settle the old and new accounts together."

"Monkey monkey, take your life!"

The brothers were talking, and took out their own magic weapons, and set up formations in four directions of Sun Hao to shoot together. The same is true for 28 Su, and another coordinated formation with Sun Hao as the center is set up.

"Clang clang clang..."

The sea of ​​magic rituals fluctuated, and gusts of black wind hit.

The two Mo Liqing also used Qingyun Sword and Hunyuan Umbrella at the same time to attack Sun Hao together.

for a while.

Earth, water, wind and fire attacked Sun Hao's surroundings.

The cold wind is howling, and the strange fog is cloudy.

Fire snake sword rain, black wind poison.

At that moment, Sun Hao had swords raining down from above his head, fire snakes dancing under his feet, black wind billowing around him, and the melody of the pipa captivated his soul.

The whole person was also submerged in the black wind.

"Haha! The demon monkey looks at the snake!"

At this time, Mo Lishou also released Xiao Hua and let him go in to attack Sun Hao.

only…

Surprisingly, there was a sudden "crack" sound inside, as if someone's teeth had been broken.

The immortals were confused and didn't know what was going on. They guessed in their hearts that Mo Lishou's little flower bit Sun Hao's golden cudgel and broke his teeth?

Not to mention, they guessed half right.

Xiaohua's teeth did indeed fall out, but she didn't bite the golden cudgel, but bit Sun Hao's ass.

Then Sun Hao's current strength is far from what it used to be. He was able to beat them violently at Nantianmen back then, and now he doesn't even need to defend.

Of course, Sun Hao was still inside, beating around in a serious manner, showing a very anxious look, because at this time, 28 Su hasn't played yet.

Sun Hao wants to catch their magic weapon.

"Monkey King, die!"

"The monster monkey looks at the sword!"

"Take..."

brush brush...

Because Sun Hao was already surrounded by the magic weapons of the four heavenly kings, 28 constellations were not close to him. Right now, they each sacrificed their magic weapons and attacked Sun Hao together.

Crackling!

In the black wind, swords, lights, swords, and lightning flashed everywhere, and there were all kinds of sounds of collisions of magical weapons and magic weapons.

Nezha looked at the blazing fire inside the black wind, curled his lips and said, "Hmph! I thought this dead monkey was capable, and he's going to die soon?"

Li Jing and the immortals looked into the black wind quietly, and didn't say anything.

at this time.

I saw Mo Lishou's little flower flying out of it in a daze, and then he flew towards Mo Lihong.

This…

The immortals were a little speechless, was the snake stunned?

Nezha cheered up and said, "Mo Lishou, you see your little flower has been beaten into a fool, and the master can't be found anywhere."

Mo Lishou suddenly felt something was wrong, and hurriedly shouted: