Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

The first time was Ao An'er, the second time was me, the third, fourth, and fifth...

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999.×9"

Lingshan.

Tathagata was also speechless at the moment.

Then I couldn't complain:

"Your uncle's dead monkey, I have paid a huge price to ask the Three Realms to make a role for you and act with you."

"Your mother is having such a good time today, you are so worried that I have a hair all over my head, and everyone is so worried that their hair is gone. Are you still a person? You are here to take advantage of the Seven Fairies and the Queen Mother. The Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother want swords You, I really can't stop..."

Pan Taoyuan.

Seeing the cold face of the Queen Mother, Sun Hao hurriedly shouted, "I have seen the Queen Mother."

"Qizou Queen Mother, Hong'er and I just played for a while because we were happy to drive away the thieves in Pantaoyuan. If you want to punish and blame, please punish me alone."

"Because I forced them to play with me, and it's all my fault!"

Sun Hao didn't even think about it. With a jolt, he stopped everything. It was all my fault. If you need anything, you can find me, just leave my girl alone.

Seeing this, the seven Hong'er sisters looked at Sun Hao with emotion in their eyes. They were actually more afraid of the Queen Mother.

The Queen Mother said with a cold face:

"You monkey head, you are simply audacious."

"Hong'er and the others are rich and noble, how could they allow you to be here..."

The queen mother also felt uncomfortable when she said that, she thought that Sun Hao would not dare, and then how could Sun Hao have the courage to give her a hug just now.

She also got caught.

This is very embarrassing.

The Queen Mother was silent for a while and said:

"My seat thinks that you have just obtained a human body and don't know etiquette, so I won't bother with you this time, but you have to remember in the future, how can a man and a woman have such contact?"

When it was over, the Queen Mother reprimanded Hong'er and the seven sisters again: "You guys are all grown up, but you are still children at heart, don't you know the difference between men and women?"

"Next time, don't blame me for teaching you for your father and queen."

Sun Hao looked at Seven Fairies, but said nothing.

Anyway, Sun Hao was speechless.

You are fine at home, what are you doing in my Pantaoyuan?

Queen Mother: Who is the Peach Garden?

Hong'er took the lead in responding:

"What the empress taught me is that we will remember."

"We remembered."

The other sisters also followed suit, not forgetting to give Sun Hao a blank look after finishing speaking.

The Sun Hao Difu couldn't help it, and wanted to kick the Queen Mother out of the Peach Garden.

You broke my most beautiful dream!

1Chapter 17 I stole the stone monkey stole the peach

After criticizing several people, the Queen Mother said:

"Sun Wukong, you have done a great job in guarding the peach garden before. I promise you that you can choose ten flat peaches to eat in the peach garden."

After finishing speaking, the queen mother was also a little unable to stand up, so she hurriedly withdrew.

Seeing that the seven Hong'er sisters were about to leave, Sun Hao hurriedly said, "The queen mother gave me the freedom to choose ten flat peaches to eat, so each of you can choose one, and we will eat together."

When sister Hong'er heard this, she looked at Sun Hao, pretended to be angry, and ran away with a cold snort.

"Ha ha…"

Sun Hao smiled and went straight to practice.

have to say.

Today Sun Hao would like to call it the most beautiful day.

the other side.

After the Jade Emperor sensed that the Queen Mother had left, he played the projection screen of the Peach Garden again.

The Queen Mother was there just now, so he could only be forced to close the projection screen. If he used such supernatural powers to monitor the Queen Mother, then the Queen Mother would definitely turn against him.

this time.

The Jade Emperor watched Sun Hao begin to practice again, and said to Taibai Jinxing:

"Taibai, I'm not telling you, don't always think about the result before you come up with any ideas in the future, don't you think about what will happen in this process?"

"Like the horse race last time, do you think that process is more important than criticizing the stone monkey?"

"As for this time, have you ever thought about pushing all seven of my daughters into the pit of fire?"

Taibai Jinxing is also depressed!

If this is the case, then what idea can I come up with in the future, only if you give up can you get something, don’t take any bait, and fish like Jiang Taigong?

How can there be such a good thing if you don't spend money for nothing!

Sun Hao: Brother Bai is a great talent, and he is reluctant to let his children not be caught by wolves.

But thinking about it, Taibai Jinxing replied: "Yes, Your Majesty."

After replying, Taibai Jinxing has already made a decision. I will never do anything about Sun Hao's matter again.

If you give birth to stars, how can you give birth to emptiness!

Taibai Jinxing thought in his heart that this Sun Hao was completely his nemesis, not at 01:30, that was too much.

That slap just now...

Taibai Jinxing: Do you know how much psychological harm that big bidouzi will bring to a little girl?

……

Several days passed.

Sun Hao has been cultivating, and now he has reached the critical point of breaking through the Taiyi Golden Immortal, which is already fast.

Before the Peach Fair, Sun Hao was 100% sure of breaking through the Taiyi Golden Immortal, and his own star chart would grow rapidly by then.

That strength will be greatly improved, and it will not be a big problem to face Da Luo Jinxian by then.

this time.

Sun Hao took out two golden pills and was about to eat them when he suddenly remembered the ten peaches promised by the Queen Mother.

Leave seven for Sister Hong'er, and I can choose three to eat, so should I eat now?

Anyway, this is all my own, morning and evening are also my own, morning and evening are the same.

Well, it’s boring to eat golden pills all the time, come to two 9000-year-old flat peaches to satisfy your cravings!

After the decision was made, Sun Hao went to pick and choose flat peaches.

then.

Taibai Jinxing, who was thinking of a new routine here, suddenly saw Sun Hao picking three flat peaches, and was also instantly shocked and said:

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, stole, stole, the stone monkey stole the peach, quickly send someone to capture the stone monkey, he stole it himself."

The expressions of Jade Emperor and Guanyin also changed instantly, and they looked at the projection screen, where Sun Hao was holding two big flat peaches, eating with relish.

yummy…

The Jade Emperor was also instantly delighted and said:

"Haha, I finally got the chance this time."

"Quick, now go to Xuantuo Pagoda Heavenly King Li Jing, as well as Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings and other heavenly generals, go to Pantao Garden together to capture the monster monkey."

Heaven pays off.

After waiting for so long, we finally got our chance.

Guanyin also said happily: "Okay, Your Majesty, you are calling people here. I will go to the lower realm to inform Yang Jian to come back. I am afraid that he wants to see this result the most."

this…

It's embarrassing to say that.

The Jade Emperor can't use the projector to monitor the Queen Mother. The Jade Emperor and the others really don't know about the Queen Mother telling Sun Hao ten flat peaches.

Pan Taoyuan.

Sun Hao just finished eating three big flat peaches, and is about to continue his practice in closed doors.

Suddenly he was intercepted by the bandits.

Dozens of figures rushed in from the door all of a sudden, shouting loudly:

"Monkey monkey, take~life!"

"Bold Monkey King, you actually guarded yourself and robbed yourself, and picked flat peaches to eat without permission. Are you guilty?"

"Why don't you hurry up and be punished?"

This time, music immediately played in Sun Hao's mind: "Little friend, do you have a lot of question marks?"

???

Sun Hao looked at the crowd with a confused look on his face and said:

"You...the most important place in the Peach Garden, how dare you barge in here?"

honestly.

Sun Hao is a little confused now, suddenly there are so many people here, aggressive, what do you want to do?

The crowd shouted:

"Still pretending to be confused?"

"Monkey King, Your Majesty has treated you so well, but you have failed His Majesty, are you guilty?"

"You are a monstrous monkey with a sinful body. Your Majesty loves talents. Even if you make mistakes again and again, you still choose to forgive you and let you come to the Heavenly Court to be an official. You actually did such inhumane things..."

"You are really rebellious. You don't know how to repent. Now that the guard is stealing the flat peaches, won't your conscience hurt?"

"Not guilty yet?"

That rascal!

Nezha, the Four Heavenly Kings, and others all endured Sun Hao for a long time.

Now I can finally have revenge and complaints.

Excited!

Sun Hao understood now, it turned out that it was because he picked three flat peaches to eat just now, and the other party found out?

This efficiency is so fast?

This guy couldn't wait, wanted to throw himself into the gossip furnace for a while?

Sun Hao thought for a while and said: "You guys are wrong, I just picked flat peaches to eat, but I picked flat peaches to eat, it's the Queen Mother..."

"Monster monkey, you die for me!"

"watch out!"

Suddenly a figure rushed in from the outside, holding a three-pointed two-edged knife, and struck at Sun Hao.

One day in the sky, one year on the earth.

It is said that Yang Jian has gone home these two days, but after Yang Jian returned home, he has not had a good few months.

Just irritated!Just depressed!