Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"What are you two talking about here?"

"What has been living in his shadow, have you lived longer, or has he lived longer?"

"Hurry up and think of something to do."

Taibai Jinxing sighed and said:

"let me think again…"

Guanyin looked at Taibai Jinxing, then at Jade Emperor, hesitated for a while, and decided to ask Laojun later, why she felt this way.

this time.

I saw a general rushing in and shouting:

"Your Majesty, it's okay."

"It's fighting."

The Jade Emperor and the three looked happy and asked:

"A fight?"

"Monkey King and Yang Jian are fighting, right?"

"That's great, beating up your colleagues, beating up your colleagues for the second time, did they destroy a lot?"

Confused that day, Jiang replied in embarrassment:

"No... that's not the case. It was Yang Jian who fought with the Four Heavenly Kings, and the Nantian Gate collapsed again."

The faces of the Jade Emperor and the others changed instantly, and they were dumbfounded.

"What did you say?"

"Yang Jian fought with the Four Heavenly Kings?"

Tian Jiang nodded fiercely and began to explain:

"Didn't Yang Jian go to guard the Nantian Gate, and then the Four Heavenly Kings were also there. It seems that the Four Heavenly Kings are going to persuade Yang Jian, or say something..."

"I don't know what's going on, but Yang Jian became more and more angry when he talked about it, and finally beat the four heavenly kings with a black nose and a swollen face..."

"Uh...why did I say again?"

The Jade Emperor and the others were also very speechless.

Another fart!

Then who knows why you said again, it was Sun Hao who beat you last time, not Yang Jian...

The Jade Emperor thought for a while, looked at Taibai Jinxing and said, "Taibai, you go and deal with it, and then let Yang Jian go back to rest first, and come back when the anger subsides."

Taibai Jinxing nodded and rushed towards Nantianmen.

Saying.

These four heavenly kings are really uncomfortable.

They had good intentions at first, and wanted to persuade Yang Jian to calm down and settle accounts with Sun Hao later, but after talking, they went too far.

It's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, and you were the same way back then, now bear with me...

Then Yang Jian's mentality exploded.

The four of them talked and talked about the sad things back then, and Yang Jian became more and more angry, damn it!You can't talk, don't talk, okay?

Immediately, Yang Jian beat up the four of them, and the four heavenly kings were so wronged that they wanted to cry.

Will we chat...but you can't move your hands either?

So!

When Taibaijinxing came, the battle was over.

Yang Jian sat on an abandoned pillar coldly, as if everything had nothing to do with him, a group of cool...

And the Four Heavenly Kings were sitting on another disused pillar, all of them with bruised noses and swollen faces, looking really wronged!

What makes people angry is that Yang Jian, like Sun Hao, punches his face hard with his fists, which is simply too much!

Seeing this scene, Taibai Jinxing said with a complex expression:

"This…"

"you…"

Forget it.

Taibai Jinxing felt that there was nothing to persuade him, so he walked up to Yang Jian and said:

"Brother Yang, if you are in a bad mood, go down for a walk and come back later."

"It won't be long before we push that monkey back and let you teach him a lesson."

Sun Hao: I laughed so hard, when I rebelled, would he still beat me?

Listening to Taibai Jinxing's words, Yang Jian hesitated for a while, and then flew directly towards the lower realm.

Yang Jian came to heaven, that's really nothing to say.

I really came to be wronged.

But fortunately, this wave got the salary, and he can give his wife an explanation when he returns home.

Compared to Sun Hao, Yang Jian feels that his wife should be better, although it is also annoying...

But not as cheap as Sun Hao.

Chapter 145 Hee Hee Come and Catch Me

After Yang Jian left.

Brother Mo Liqing surrounded him and said:

"Taibai, our brothers are wronged!"

"too difficult."

"Last time it was that dead monkey, this time it's Yang Jian again, it's too difficult for us."

"I have to pay more!"

Taibai Jinxing: Are you poisoned by Sun Hao?

resignedly.

Taibai Jinxing asked: "What happened last time is reasonable, but this time, what are you guys doing to provoke Yang Jian?"

"I didn't see that he was already half dead from anger, and you still go to provoke him?"

The four brothers also expressed remorse and said:

"We didn't provoke you!"

"We just saw him standing there sulking, so we kindly went to persuade him..."

"Who would have thought..."

Taibai Jinxing said helplessly:

"Forget it, let's not talk about this."

"I'm free to go to Lingshan here, tell the Buddha, let's fight for the medical expenses for these two times."

When the four brothers heard this, they were instantly relieved. Fortunately...they were compensated for medical expenses, so the beating was not in vain.

It's really bad luck recently!

First he was beaten by a monkey, and then by Yang Jian, so he has to be more careful in the future.

The four brothers were also depressed.

the other side.

Sun Hao was in a happy mood, and he sang dozens of times on a good day, from the Lingxiao Palace to the Pantaoyuan, hey, this is a needle!

Pan Taoyuan.

After Sun Hao came back, not long after the store opened for business, the Seven Fairies came together.

Sun Hao is also in a complicated mood.

Do I want to see you, or do I not want to see you?

It's really nice to say that these seven beautiful little fairies are dangling in front of your eyes, playing and chatting with them.

But what makes Sun Hao unhappy is that they always pick peaches and leave when they come, which makes Sun Hao feel a little distressed.

Sister Hong'er came in and said after seeing Sun Hao:

"Monkey King, do you still know how to open the door?"

"We've been calling you for several days, but you don't open the door every day."

"I really don't know what you are doing."

"If we hadn't invited the Queen Mother to come later, you might have closed the Peach Garden for how long."

The seven sisters were talking, and they all looked at Sun Hao with resentment, and those who didn't know thought something was wrong.

Sun Hao giggled, leaned close to Zi'er and asked, "Then Zi'er, tell me, did you miss your brother because you haven't seen him for a few days?"

"Humph!"

"Come on hooligans!"

Zi'er gave Sun Hao a white look, and said angrily.

Sun Hao looked at several people and asked again:

"That's... Lu'er misses her brother?"

"Hmm... Is Hong'er missing my brother, or do you all miss my brother?"

The seven sisters glared at Sun Hao angrily and said:

"Stinking rogue!"

"Slick tongue..."

"Bah, we don't miss you."

"You promised to tell us a story, you don't forget it all?"

Sun Hao thought for a while and said:

"Of course it's endless, so how about I tell you a story about Snow White and the seven little princesses today?"

The seven nodded instantly, then looked at Sun Hao.

Sun Hao started talking nonsense seriously.

"In the distant past, there was a kingdom of daughters, and the empress of the kingdom of daughters had a handsome son named Snow White."

"Later, the empress married a princess, who was a pretty boy. There are three thousand beautiful men in the empress's harem, and she only dotes on this little boy."

"Little boy has a magic mirror. One day he asked Sunglass, 'Mirror, mirror, am I the most handsome man in the world. ' The mirror replied; 'The most handsome man is Snow White, not you. '"

(It's everyone in front of the screen.)

"This made the vicious little boy angry, and began to try every means to frame Snow White..."

"..."

"At the end of the story, Snow White and the seven beautiful little princesses lived happily together."

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he looked at the seven fairies who were fascinated by the story, and asked with a smile, "Do you feel that we are very similar to this story?"

The seven sisters looked confused and said:

"looks like?"

"Aren't you a monkey?"

"You are not Snow White, and we don't live in the forest either!"