Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

I fuck.

Yang Jian couldn't help but his face twitched, the dog's conscience is very dark, the ratio of flat peaches to golden pills is normally one to one, you sell it for two thousand?

Yang Jian said unhappily:

"Is the peel of your fruit made of gold, or are the melon seeds made of gold?"

Sun Hao said angrily:

"Look, how can there be peaches here now? These are all melons in the greenhouse. You think it's too expensive and I think it's too expensive."

"Do you want it?"

Yang Jian laughed and said:

"Okay, then you can choose one for me."

Nonsense.

Sun Hao said directly:

"Your character is not good enough, last time I beat my horse, this time you have to pay me first before I choose one for you."

Yang Jian suddenly laughed and said:

"Good monkey, you have learned to be smart."

"I won't hide it from you. In fact, I was teasing you just now. As for what I am here for, you stand there, stand still, and watch."

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he went directly to the side and picked a big ripe flat peach, and started eating it in front of Sun Hao, looking at Sun Hao with a provocative look.

Oh my grass?

A bunch of question marks popped up in Sun Hao's mind?

What's going on with the dog?

Do you think the Queen Mother can no longer hold a knife, or are you drifting away by yourself?

Yang Jian was eating flat peaches, and seeing Sun Hao's bewildered expression, he was overjoyed!

Is it finally my turn this time?

Finally got mad at you, monkey, right?

After Yang Jian finished eating this, he picked another four or five in a row. Standing in front of Sun Hao, he ate voraciously, still yelling:

"The peach you, Monkey King, dare not eat, I, Yang Jian, will eat, your Sun Hao is as timid as a mouse, and my Yang Jian is as bold as a mouse, and you, Monkey King..."

Sun Hao also looked at Yang Jian speechlessly and said:

"Fuck, are you so awesome?"

The so-called: when things go wrong, there must be demons.

If there is no accident, this guy Yang Jian must have been guided, and then he came here to provoke and lure himself, so that he could learn to steal peaches from him.

If I learn to steal peaches, will I be accused of self-stealing and force myself to rebel?

So that you can arrange another crime for yourself?

Chapter 138 Nezha Comes to Buy Peaches Again

At this time, Yang Jian looked at Sun Hao with contempt. After eating a few big flat peaches, he picked a few more, and then walked out swaggeringly.

"Small."

Sun Hao was also speechless and said:

"Dog owner, you're floating!"

"I'm just here to watch, you just eat it in such a big way, and take it away after eating?"

Yang Jian looked back at Sun Hao and said:

"how?"

"Are you dissatisfied?"

"The Jade Emperor is my uncle. I eat whatever I want and steal whatever I want. Do you have the ability to sue me? Sue me? Sue me?"

Yang Jian: Hit me, you idiot!Are you angry?Is it similar to you?

Yang Jian was in a really good mood at the moment, and he finally felt that he was going to beat Sun Hao once, and at this moment he said another sentence on the spot:

"Hey, little brother, you're busy... I'll go for a stroll, and bring back a flat peach for my Xiaotian dog, um... You should know Xiaotian dog, so do you understand?"

Yang Jian: If a dog can eat it, you can't!

After Yang Jian finished speaking, he ostentatiously stole the peach and brought it back to Xiao Tiangou to eat.

Sun Hao was so angry!

You are a dog breeder, are you humiliating me?

your sister!

You have to pay back sooner or later when you come out to hang out.

You see, I won't make clear arrangements for you in the future...

The so-called people who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black.

Taibai Jinxing and Guanyin didn't teach the latter sentence, it was Yang Jian who imitated Sun Hao's style and played it on the spot.

Have to say, very humiliating.

Dogs can eat it, but you can't.

Another hall.

Taibai Jinxing said with a smile:

"Your Majesty, look at this, the stone monkey's firm heart is about to be shaken?"

"He must doubt life, and he is not convinced. Why can you steal from a related family? Do you have any relatives?"

"I can..."

The Jade Emperor also nodded slightly, and Guanyin looked at Taibai Jinxing strangely and asked:

"What if he still doesn't steal?"

Taibai Jinxing thought for a while and said:

"Then let's continue to provoke him."

"Tomorrow, let's ask Nezha to steal peaches from the Peach Orchard, and see if he can bear it?"

honestly.

Taibai Jinxing's strategy is very poisonous!

Sun Hao is really uncomfortable, your mother is a relative, are you arrogant?

If you don't say anything about eating it yourself, but also bring it back to your dog to eat, you are really drifting away.

While thinking about it, Sun Hao took out a small peach from his body and took a bite...

Oh shit!

What's mine is mine, you just wait for me, this wave of routines, I will let you not smell the smell of flat peaches for 1 years, let's see who is more shameless.

"Ok?"

"Taibai Jinxing, are you making a mistake?"

The Jade Emperor suddenly saw Sun Hao take out a flat peach from his body to eat, and he was also a little dazed.

Guanyin also said strangely:

"This monkey, the flat peach that Ao Guang gave, has been stored for so many years, why does he still have it?"

"Could it be the new peach he stole?"

The Jade Emperor shook his head and said:

"Impossible, I have been paying attention, he can't use this method, this should be the flat peach that Ao Guang gave back then."

Guanyin was a little worried and said:

"Your Majesty, this situation seems wrong!"

"Since he entered the Pantao Garden, he has cultivated and used the Golden Elixir for thousands of years."

"He... shouldn't have so many. Last time he had already used up the four thousand two given to him by the Heavenly Court this time. He is also using it in the lower realm to break through the middle stage of the Golden Immortal."

"Now that he has used nearly [-] more, and has broken through to the late stage of Golden Immortal one after another, why does his Golden Elixir seem to have four or five thousand more out of thin air?"

Hearing Guanyin's words, the Jade Emperor tightened his heart and said: "I know the golden core, he... well, he won the horse race before, and this time I rewarded him five hundred in the Lingxiao Palace."

"There won't be many golden pills, don't worry."

Although Avalokitesvara was meticulous and kept counting the resources used by Sun Hao, how could she know that the extra five thousand golden pills were sponsored by the Jade Emperor?

Taibai Jinxing thought for a while and said:

"These are not problems now. Now we have to let him relax his vigilance. He thinks that stealing flat peaches is not a big deal. It is better to lure him to eat flat peaches."

"Let Nezha tomorrow to stimulate him again."

the next day.

Sun Hao is practicing in the Peach Garden.

then.

One came to buy melons.

Nezha entered the Pantao Garden, looked at Sun Hao sitting there practicing, and said with a smirk:

"hey-hey!"

"Monkey, how did you sell your peaches?"

Sun Hao didn't open his eyes, and he knew it was the cute little Nezha as soon as he heard the voice. Sun Hao replied:

"This peach is not for sale, do you want a monkey whip?"

Nezha:? ? ?

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

Nezha was also very angry, and cursed:

"Rogue monkey, these peaches won't be sold, and I don't plan to buy them, so I'll just secretly pick a few to eat..."

Upon hearing this, Sun Hao got up and said:

"How dare you steal my peach?"

"Believe it or not, I'm going to find your father?"

"Humph!"

Nezha sneered, and raised his small mouth, I was ordered to steal peaches this time, and I'm not afraid of anyone you find.

Nezha thought for a while, leaned into Sun Hao's ear and whispered:

"I'll tell you quietly, don't tell anyone. I only told you that I often come to the Pantao Garden to eat flat peaches. It's not just me, many people often come to eat flat peaches."

"There are so many flat peaches, it's not a problem at all to eat a few at a time."

Sun Hao looked at Nezha and said angrily:

"A man lives in the world, how can he do this kind of theft? I, Sun Hao, don't bother to be with you, so get the hell out of here."

The previous instigation, this one bewitches.

You think I'm stupid, tempt me to steal peaches, force me to make trouble in the heavenly palace, and condemn me.