Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

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Only to hear that when he walked away, Sun Hao replied to the spirit monkey:

"Of course I'm fine."

"Who knows how the first two monkey kings died, but the idiot became the monkey king."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

This guy!

Guanyin was almost so angry that he ran away on the spot, hateful dead monkey, I, Guanyin, wrote down this grudge.

you wait for me!

I am at odds with you.

If the old lady doesn't tidy you up later, I'm not a Bodhisattva!

have to say.

Guanyin was really heartbroken.

She must be an old Jianghu, but she capsized one after another in Huaguo Mountain, and was played by a two-day-old monkey.

This is so annoying.

No!

Even if I, Guanyin, die, I will never be the third generation Monkey King!

Avalokitesvara has also made a decision at this moment, she will die to Sun Hao tonight, and wants her to be the Monkey King, how is it possible!

correct.

Guanyin thought about it carefully, it seemed that the monkey didn't want to be the monkey king, so he put the matter aside for now, and encouraged him to learn from a teacher first by changing his identity.

night. .

Sun Hao was found by Little Monkey, who slept soundly in her arms, and the system kept reminding her:

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +33."

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +45."

"Negative emotions from the little monkey +20."

This feeling made Sun Hao start to degenerate, not only the body could move by itself, but even the golden finger could move by itself.

What a thrill!

And Sun Hao's negative emotion value, after spending 10 before, accumulated to 22.

Among them, Guanyin has a big head, and Little Monkey has a small head.

As for Little Monkey, her heart is broken.

The big devil, the stone monkey, is so scary!She was still very wronged, why wouldn't this big devil let her go!

in fact.

Sun Hao's strength is already very strong now.

For example, if there are a hundred earth immortals, he can beat the heavenly immortals, but he will definitely not be able to beat the real immortals.

For example, the attack and defense of the earth immortals are both 1, and you have a hundred earth immortals, and they only have 1 attack power to attack.

But for Sun Hao, they are fused together, that is to say, they have 100 attack power.

There is a huge difference between an individual and a whole.

Closer to home.

It was another morning.

Before Sun Hao woke up, he heard the screaming outside, and it started again.

"Ah! Sarilang!"

"Haunted... haunted..."

"Our king has died again."

"Brothers, there are ghosts in this water curtain cave!"

"It's too scary, too scary to monkeys."

"It's so scary..."

"My lord, our new king, our third generation Monkey King!"

"Why did you just leave like that, you are still so young, why did you just leave!"

honestly.

Now the monkey group panicked.

The first two kings, you said he was old and died, but how do you explain the third king?

He was gone when he was so young.

Sun Hao sat up from the stone bed at this moment, his whole face was in a daze...

What the fuck?

Avalokitesvara, this is too cruel, right?

Kill yourself?

The little monkey was lying on the stone bed and shivering. She was really frightened, Niang Xipi... This is even scarier than the stone monkey king!

At this time.

Sun Hao rushed out, crying bitterly, and shouted:

"My lord, you died a miserable death!"

"If you are wronged, you have a debtor. Don't look for me down here. Although I recommended you to be the monkey king, but... that's not what I did to you!"

"My lord, did you leave peacefully? We will definitely give you a grand funeral..."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +111."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +145."

Seeing Sun Hao crying bitterly, all the monkeys were a little confused for a while.

This…

It seems that the three monkey kings were all chosen by you, the stone monkey, right?

Is there a possibility that the Monkey King is not poisonous, but you, the stone monkey, are poisonous?

Thinking of this, the monkeys couldn't help but take a step back, looking at Sun Hao with a little fear.

drop!

"Negative emotions from gibbon monkeys +88."

"Negative emotions from big-eared monkeys +79."

"Negative emotions from great apes +123."

"From..."

Sun Hao, who was crying for Guanyin, couldn't help being stunned when he found that his negative emotions were rising wildly.

What's the situation?

You are so dissatisfied with me, do you suspect that I did it?

This is because Guanyin monkey killed himself.

but…

Should say or not.

After a while, the value of [-] negative emotions, Sun Hao thought it was so delicious!

A few old monkeys couldn't help but said:

"Well... Shall we stop asking for the Monkey King in the future?"

"There are only three generations of the Monkey King, right?"

"That's right, the three generations of Monkey Kings all died in one day, we...don't want the Monkey King anymore."

"Never again."

Sun Hao: ...

Regarding this, Sun Hao looked at the monkeys and said:

"It's all my fault. I made this brother monkey king yesterday, but he is gone today."

"Then we don't want the Monkey King anymore."

"Let's have a grand burial!"

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief when they heard Sun Hao's words. They were really afraid that Sun Hao would point someone out and make him the Monkey King.

So terrifying.

Subsequently.

A group of monkeys held a funeral for the third generation of the Monkey King, while Sun Hao took the spirit monkey and a dozen monkeys to dig a hole.

On a half slope of the back mountain, there are two stone steles, which read: [Tomb of the First Monkey King] [Tomb of the Second Monkey King].

There is also a tombstone [Tomb of the Third Monkey King] that has not been erected.

Sun Hao looked at the monkeys who were digging a hole, and said:

"Remember to dig this pit deeper."

"The third generation king is still young, so he must be reluctant to leave, so he has to bury it deeper, otherwise he will come out at night...it will be bad."

When the monkeys heard this, they couldn't help shivering, and began to dig hard with their stone shovels.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +200."

"Negative emotions from Lihou +18."

"From..."

Chapter 15 It's Me, I'm Your Uncle Pi

Soon.

A large pit three meters deep was dug out.

A monkey asked:

"Stone Monkey, do you think we should dig out the first two kings and bury them deeper?"

Golden Monkey: You motherfucker!

Thin Monkey: What a genius!