Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Are you here to annoy people?

"Push... onto the demon-slaying platform, and beheaded the monster monkey."

"Sun Wukong, you are big... big... bold!"

"Dead monkey, you are simply too hateful."

"unacceptable."

"Jade Emperor, I, the God of Wealth, for the sake of all the immortal friends and the overall situation, I want to fight him one-on-one. I must fight him one-on-one. It's too deceitful."

"Suck up..."

Sun Hao took his chopsticks in his hands, took a mouthful of snail noodles, and said with a satisfied face:

"Look at you, the layout is small again, isn't it?"

"This is a delicacy that I have researched for more than nine years in the Lower Realm. It is called snail noodles."

"Hey, I haven't seen you for a few years, and you are still so superficial. You only smell the smell, don't know what it is, and judge people by their appearance. It's sad and lamentable."

drop!

Didi, Didi, Didi, Didi...

Didi, Didi, Didi, Didi...

Everyone's mentality is about to collapse.

It's outrageous, you actually eat shit just to stink us?

You are a bitch!

you are vicious.

drop!

Didi, Didi, Didi, Didi...

Didi, Didi, Didi, Didi...

The immortals were really angry, and the Jade Emperor is also very angry now. I tricked you to death, and I used you as an idol, and you made me a victim again?

The Jade Emperor gritted his teeth and said angrily:

"Sun Wukong, you are simply unreasonable."

"I told you last time that Lingxiao Palace is the most sacred place among our Three Realms. How dare you take this thing out?"

Sun Hao said with an aggrieved face:

"Your Majesty, you... I promised last time that I would not eat stinky tofu in Lingxiao Palace, but you didn't say you can't eat this?"

"This is delicious snail powder. It smells stinky and tastes delicious. Girls love this..."

"Suck up..."

After Sun Hao finished speaking, he took a big mouthful with his chopsticks, and he also had a satisfied expression on his face.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"From..."

"From..."

Anyway, everyone's mood is broken, that is, you Sun Wukong, if you change someone, even if you are a quasi-sage, you may be directly beaten to death by the Jade Emperor.

Niang Xipi.

Please be a person!

The immortals were in a panic, and their negative emotions had broken through 3000 million again. Sun Hao was in a happy mood, and looked at everyone with a smile while eating snail noodles.

Just ask if you are happy?

The Jade Emperor was in a hurry and scolded directly:

"You Poor Monkey, you... Hurry up and put it away for me. Let me tell you this thing, which smells so bad, will not be allowed to appear in Lingxiao Palace in the future."

"Next time, because you despise Tianwei, I will push you to behead the demon head, behead your dog's head!!"

All the immortals also shouted one after another:

"Next time, we will fight with you."

"Damn monkey, this is really the last time."

"You do it again in the future, you see we will kill you but not you."

"Damn it!"

"I simply don't want Bilian..."

Sun Hao listened to everyone's words, hurriedly finished eating the snail noodles with a few big mouthfuls, then put them away, and said:

"Oh, my brothers said that again, don't be so impetuous and superficial when you are a fairy, these are all high-quality delicacies, I don't tell ordinary people."

"Hiccup~"

I saw that Sun Hao hiccupped after finishing speaking, and there was another burst of poisonous fog in Lingxiao Palace, which really tortured all the immortals to the point of wanting to die.

Stinky tofu, that can only be said to be okay.

And the snail powder is really poisonous. Except for the person who eats it normally, other people can't stand it no matter whether they like it or not.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"From...from...from..."

"From...from...from...from..."

This wave can be said that Sun Hao has stretched his negative emotions to the limit. It is just a bowl of snail noodles, with a total of 300 million negative emotions!

This also directly shows that the hundreds of immortals in Lingxiao Palace really want to cry now.

too difficult.

Buddha, it is too difficult to learn scriptures.

The Jade Emperor stared at Sun Hao, and said angrily:

"Sun Wukong, please remember this time. From now on, all those with strange smells are not allowed to appear in the Lingxiao Palace, not at all."

Sun Hao hurriedly nodded in agreement, then bought a small pudding with [-] negative emotions and ate it. While eating, he thought to himself: "This special mother system is still a bit tricky. A small pudding sells [-] negative emotions. What a profiteer!" !"

"However, after eating snail noodles, it feels really good...beautiful..."

When the Jade Emperor and the immortals saw that Sun Hao had just taken out the little pudding, they all tensed up, for fear that this thing was another poisonous gas. .

When everyone saw this thing, there was no smell at all, and there was still a little fragrance, everyone became annoyed again.

You bloody monkey.

Smelly food, you are not welcome at all, invited us to eat, now there is a food that we can accept and eat.

You don't want us anymore?

Not Bilian.

Chapter 1 Who Is Your Nephew?

Seeing everyone's negative emotions rise again, Sun Hao took a small pudding and asked everyone, "Can you accept this?"

When everyone heard Sun Hao's words, they might be a little angry, or they might be a little embarrassed, so they ignored him.

Sun Hao laughed and said:

"You can accept this, but that's not acceptable. I haven't mass-produced this thing, so I can't invite you to eat it."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"From the immortals +++..."

"From the immortals +++..."

"From the immortals +++..."

The Jade Emperor was also depressed, and he didn't want to follow Sun Hao's limits anymore. Although there were many people on the field, none of them could beat him.

That's it.

The Jade Emperor said seriously:

"Sun Wukong, you made troubles in the Dragon Palace before, and then in the underworld to disrupt the order of the underworld, beat up ghosts and messengers, and smashed the palace of the king of hell, causing great disaster..."

Sun Hao was dumbfounded.

"Wait...wait a minute."

"Your Majesty, where did you get the news? When did I disturb the Dragon Palace and disrupt the order of the underworld?"

"Cough cough!"

The Jade Emperor cleared his throat and said:

"Don't worry about so many details, just listen to me first."

"You made a lot of big mistakes before, I didn't ask you to blame, and I followed Jin Xing's suggestion to invite you to work in the Heavenly Court, but you didn't know the severity and beat your colleagues."

"I will give you another chance this time. I hope you will rein in the precipice, make up for your mistakes, and work hard in the heavenly court, so as not to cause trouble again."

Sun Hao was also drunk.

If you co-operate with this scapegoat, you will be forced to buckle on your head, right?

It seems that my own thinking is wrong, and it is useless to be cautious, and the scapegoats are all directly blamed, and this Dragon Palace is useless.

No!

When this wave is free, I have to find the Dragon King of the Four Seas and the King of Hades of the Ten Palaces to add money.

The Jade Emperor preached directly:

"Today, I will make you a 'Great Sage Equaling Heaven'. The official status is extremely high, but you must not do anything reckless. After that, you will be in charge of the peach garden. Sooner or later, you will care."

Sun Hao also shouted:

"Long live, long live, Your Majesty."

The Jade Emperor nodded slightly, and ordered the officials - Zhang and Lu's second class - to build a Qitian Dasheng mansion on the right side of the Pantao Garden, and set up a second division in the mansion: a quiet division and a Ningshen division. .

There are immortal officials in all divisions, who support from left to right.

The Jade Emperor ordered several people, and said:

"Externally, I give you a hundred golden flowers, a hundred bottles of imperial wine, a hundred golden pills, rare treasures and bright pearls, splendid embroidery, etc., so that you can live in peace in the future, and there will be no more troubles."

That has to be said.

The Jade Emperor's operation is really benevolent and righteous, no matter what routines are not routines, whether it is the current Sun Hao, or the Lingming Stone Monkey in the original book.

What Heavenly Court has done is really interesting.

Of course.

In the original book, only two bottles of imperial wine and ten golden flowers were rewarded, but now these more rewards are purely from the Jade Emperor as a fan.

It is:

The name of the fairy will forever be immortalized, and it will not fall into reincarnation and pass on through the ages.

Sun Hao didn't know what to say at the moment.