Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

All the immortals were speechless one by one.

As long as you are like this, let alone Nezha.

We can't help but want to hit you.

Chapter 112 As expected of you money monkey

The Jade Emperor looked at Nezha and asked:

"That's what Sun Aiqing said, right?"

Nezha looked at Sun Hao angrily, thought for a while and replied:

"Yes, but it was the dead monkey who scolded me first."

When Sun Hao heard this, he patted his chest and said:

"The conscience of heaven and earth!"

"You said you said, when did I scold you?"

Nezha gritted his teeth and said:

"You said that I am suitable to be someone's daughter-in-law, and you also said that I am a little lolita, aren't you scolding me?"

"And you said, if I go to someone's house, I will dig up the graves of my ancestors, dead monkey, how dare you say that you didn't scold me?"

When the immortals heard this, they all praised Sun Hao in their hearts.

Wonderful!

Understand people!

It is simply sober in the world, a stroke of genius.

Li Jing: To your uncle's dead monkey, let Nezha go to your house tomorrow, dig your ancestral grave, and hustle your whole family.

Sun Hao disagreed and said:

"How is this an insult?"

"Little Lolita is complimenting you for your good looks. That's what a little girl means. Lolita has three treasures, voiceless voice, soft body, and easy to push down. This is a compliment for you."

"Then you smashed up my imperial horse prison, and I said that you can destroy it with a single sentence, and dig up whose family's ancestral grave when you go to it. I'm not allowed to say that?"

"The state officials are only allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps. Is your Li family still covering the sky in the Three Realms?"

Li Jing also looked at Sun Hao angrily, but he couldn't do anything, it was obvious that Nezha couldn't play Stone Monkey at all.

The Jade Emperor looked at the two and asked:

"anything else?"

Sun Hao replied indifferently:

"My words are finished."

Although Nezha was very dissatisfied, she didn't know what to say or how to argue.

The thing is that.

Nezha is so angry.

It's gone.

Just as the Jade Emperor was about to announce the verdict, Sun Hao moaned: "Oh... oh my waist, oh my butt, oh my legs..."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From..."

That guy Sun Hao's performance left everyone speechless. You ran and ran and ran just now, weren't you okay?

Why are you so shameless?

Nezha also said angrily:

"Your Majesty, this dead monkey is a villain. I haven't even touched him. He's just pretending."

Sun Hao also hurriedly said:

"Not at all."

"Her magic weapon Samadhi is really hot, but it scalded the baby to death. Your Majesty, she won't pay. I'll go to her house in a while, and I won't leave her house."

Jade Emperor: You evildoer!

All the immortals: Buddha, come and accept this evildoer!

The Jade Emperor sighed in his heart, feeling helpless, so he had to say:

"Sun Wukong has made great achievements in protecting the Yumajian, and rewarded him with a hundred golden pills."

"Nezha unreasonably made trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and destroyed the public property of the Heavenly Court. He will be fined for three years of salary, and he will punish you for bringing back all the celestial horses to help rebuild the collapsed palace."

"Acceptable to both of you?"

When Nezha heard this and was about to say something, she suddenly heard the sound transmission from Guanyin, so she endured it.

Sun Hao said with an aggrieved face:

"Your Majesty, don't you know my relationship with the Imperial Horse Supervisor?"

"I have a special liking for Yumajian. I regard those Tianma as my favorite. The relationship between us... needs to be paid more!"

Holy shit! !

As expected of you, Money Monkey.

Not only the Jade Emperor and others were convinced, but all the immortals were also convinced by Sun Hao at this moment.

Feelings are worth adding money.

you…

Sun Hao: No one in the Heavenly Palace asked about it for ten years, but once you add money, you will know the Three Realms.

The Jade Emperor also said in a bad mood:

"Okay, five hundred."

"Everyone is an official in the same dynasty, and we will all be kind in the future, and stop fighting and killing."

"So be it!"

The Jade Emperor was a little tired.

Hey.

The Jade Emperor was definitely able to deal with it, he was really happy to see Sun Hao messing with others, and he really wanted to strangle Sun Hao to death when he became the victim.

Sun Hao raised his hand at this time and said:

"Your Majesty, I have something else to do."

The Jade Emperor said angrily:

"It's been added to five hundred for you, aren't you satisfied?"

Sun Hao said with embarrassment:

"No."

"I just want to ask Your Majesty, my horse guard is gone, and the Tianma has finished running, what am I doing?"

The Jade Emperor was stunned for a moment.

That's right, the Imperial Horse Supervisor is gone now, so we can't let him go back to Huaguo Mountain for vacation, right?

They didn't recruit him in the Heavenly Court, and let him go back to Huaguo Mountain, which would be out of the question again.

The Jade Emperor pondered:

"Sun Aiqing, you should go to guard the Nantianmen first, and wait until the Yumajian is rebuilt before going back to work."

Sun Hao nodded, stretched out his hand and said:

"Your Majesty, the golden core...give it to me, and I will go to work at Nantianmen right away."

The Jade Emperor was also speechless.

That's it.

He waved to Sun Hao five hundred golden elixirs, and then said straight away, "Let's do things now!"

Sun Hao smiled and said:

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

"Long live my emperor, long live, and immortals."

Hey!

Changed jobs.

Guarding Nantianmen, I don't know if this is a promotion or a demotion, but this wave is very good, and the cumulative negative emotions have increased by 800 million.

It's a pity that you can't get stinky tofu in Lingxiao Palace, which is obviously not as popular as stinky tofu!

This is also.

Stinky tofu stinks everyone, and this incident only makes a small number of people depressed and keeps increasing their negative emotions, including those involved in Nezha.

I saw Sun Hao lifting the stone pier he was sitting on just now, and walking towards the outside of Lingxiao Palace, still singing:

"Let's talk about a myth. It is said that such a family, this couple, gave birth to a strange baby..."

"The circle of heaven and earth is with her. She is very capable in going up and down the world, showing her might with three heads and six arms. She has collected hundreds of battle magics. If you want to ask her what is her name, Nezha! Nezha! Little Nezha!!!"

Ah this?

The immortals watched Sun Hao go out humming a ditty, all of them were puzzled, and then looked at Nezha in unison, this is wrong!

You see how talented the stone monkey is?

Look at this song, it's all about praising you and telling your legendary story?

How can you still chase after other people's stone monkeys?

You are heartless.

Li Jing was also dumbfounded.

What's the situation with this stone monkey, why does it know so much about Nezha, and even specially wrote lyrics and sang for Nezha, it's so strange.

Nezha gritted his teeth angrily.

Damn dead monkey, you were in the Imperial Horse Prison just now, you didn't sing this, but now you are really praising me?

What about your stubbornness?

The Four Heavenly Kings were a little confused at the moment.

what's the situation?

Guarding the Nantian Gate is our job, why have someone been arranged for me now!

The four of them looked at each other, then left Lingxiao Palace together and flew towards Nantianmen.

The Jade Emperor shook his head helplessly, got up and left.

Taibai Jinxing also sighed, and followed in Jade Emperor's footsteps.

Nezha thought for a while, and followed directly. Although she said it was nothing to do with her, Guanyin just promised to give her three years' salary!

Guanyin: I can't do anything, I want money No.1.

Chapter 113 Jade Emperor Jade Emperor Fights