Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

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Chapter 1 Why is my life so hard?

Seeing Sun Hao leaving, Li Jing hurriedly pulled Yang Jian and asked:

"My lord, what's going on here?"

"Although Nezha is usually messing around, why did she smash the Tiangong so much for no reason?"

Yang Jian whispered back:

"Li Tianwang don't have to worry, Nezha is following orders this time, you release her, and we will go to Lingxiao Palace together."

"Remember later, it was all done by the stone monkey."

Li Jing nodded slightly, guessing something in his heart, and released Nezha without asking any more questions.

As soon as Nezha came out, he looked for Sun Hao everywhere, but he couldn't find anyone else, so he asked:

"What about the dead monkey?"

Yang Jian opened his mouth and replied:

"He went to Lingxiao Palace to sue you."

"Let's go there together now. Remember that everything will be done as we discussed at the beginning. Don't admit anything, just kill the stone monkey."

Li Jing grabbed Nezha and said:

"Why are you still so heartless, kid?"

Nezha said angrily:

"I want you to take care of it?"

Li Jing looked cold and said:

"Niezi, do you still dare to talk back?"

"Even if you acted according to orders, you caused such a big disaster, and then you can't just say what you said, wouldn't you still be responsible for it in the end?"

Nezha didn't take it seriously.

Li Jing is also very tired!

This heartless child, I'm afraid you don't know that people's hearts are sinister. If it weren't for your relationship, if you are so capable of cheating, our family would have been punished by the Jiujiu 81 clan long ago.

Sometimes people just have to be careful.

Just like this matter, if the Jade Emperor suddenly refused to admit it, this reason would be completely taken away by his whole family.

Closer to home.

At the moment in Lingxiao Palace.

After Sun Hao came, he found a place with good geomantic omen, sat down on the ground and shouted:

"Your Majesty, I am wronged... I am guilty!"

"It's because I didn't take a good view of the Yumajian, and it was because I didn't like Tianma, so that Nezha, who was beaten by a thousand knives, beat up the Yumajian and let Tianma go."

"Your Majesty, I am guilty. I have failed Your Majesty's cultivation, and I have failed the love of all the elder brothers of the Xian Family!"

"Why is my life so miserable...!"

Sun Hao's acting skills have improved, and he can't stop him. He acted while sitting in the Lingxiao Palace. It's called a:

The listener is sad, and the hearer weeps.

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The Jade Emperor was also drunk, and said:

"Sun Aiqing, please stand up and talk. Don't sit on the ground when it's cool. It won't affect you well."

Frankly speaking, Jade Emperor is helpless with Sun Hao's appearance. If this victim is really Tathagata, how good would it be?

It would be even better if it was the Queen Mother.

It really doesn't work, it's okay to change Laojun.

Sun Hao said with an aggrieved face:

"Your Majesty, I can't stand up anymore. I was seriously injured by Nezha's Samadhi real fire, and now I feel dizzy."

"Ah...Your Majesty! Why do I see you as two, my God! I'm already terminally ill, and now I see people with double images."

Sun Hao: I accept the negative emotions, and I also want the golden pill. Today I don’t have one hundred and eighty thousand medical expenses, so I will lie down in the Lingxiao Palace until Wu Zetian ascends the throne.

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Everyone doesn't know how to complain.

The Jade Emperor looked at Sun Hao, moved his mouth, then thought for a while and said:

"Taibai, give Sun Aiqing a seat to sit on."

Even if the Jade Emperor knew that Sun Hao was pretending, what could he do?

You can't let him sit like this in the Lingxiao Palace. Sitting anywhere will have a bad influence, and the idol is here, so you can't treat him like this!

Taibai Jinxing also shook his head helplessly, got a stone pier out of nowhere, and moved it for Sun Hao.

"Thank you, Your Majesty."

Sun Hao was also polite, thanked him and sat down.

The immortals looked speechless, how did you mess around?

When you arrive at the Lingxiao Palace, you still have to sit. Can you be granted a seat if you sit anywhere?

All the Immortals: Learning is useless.

this time.

Yang Jian has arrived.

As soon as Yang Jian came, he saw Chang Wei calling a blessing, heh bah... As soon as he came, he saw Sun Hao sitting there, and Yang Jian was in a bad mood.

What the fuck?

What happened?

Why is this dead monkey still sitting on it?

Then Li Jing and Nezha came in, and when they saw Sun Hao sitting there, they were instantly dumbfounded.

Can it still be so moist?

When Nezha saw Sun Hao, he went straight up and shouted:

"Damn monkey, don't run away if you have the guts."

"Look at the fight!"

Sun Hao turned around and said with a laugh:

"alright!"

Bang!

Just when Nezha was about to hit Sun Hao, Yang Jian directly blocked him.

Yang Jian was also helpless.

Why don't you have some snacks, are you still fighting in Lingxiao Palace?

Do you want to demolish this place too?

At this time, Li Jing also hurried up to hold Nezha.

"hateful!"

Nezha also knew that he couldn't move Sun Hao here, so his two big eyes stared fiercely at Sun Hao, and his small mouth pouted angrily.

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Sun Hao is also in a happy mood, this petty bag looks more and more cuter, huh...!

When the Jade Emperor saw that everyone was coming, he asked:

"What happened, let's talk about it."

Sun Hao shouted directly:

"Your Majesty, in the process of protecting Yumajian and Tianma, I was seriously injured by Nezha using the magic weapon Samadhi real fire."

"This is a work-related injury. I ask His Majesty to make the decision for me. Let Nezha pay me one hundred golden pills for medical expenses, one hundred golden pills for mental damage, one hundred golden pills for disability, one hundred golden pills for lost work, one hundred Golden elixir transportation fee, [-] elixir nursing expenses, [-] elixir..."

Following Sun Hao's crackling, one hundred golden pills, ten compensations were paid out directly, and everyone on the field was stunned.

your sister!

Can you still play like this?

I'm afraid you are thinking about farting.

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That Nezha is about to explode.

I did a job for the Jade Emperor, and I only earned two hundred gold elixirs. You asked me for a thousand gold elixirs when you asked for various expenses?

Crazy you!

The Jade Emperor was also speechless.

As expected of an idol, if you change someone, he can't afford so much money, so he slipped away.

Nezha said angrily:

"Damn monkey, you fart!"

"I didn't hit you at all, and I didn't burn you. I'll pay you for it."

"Cough cough."