Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

"In the end, even if it was a trouble in the Lingxiao Palace, everyone favored him together, which made the stone monkey feel that the heaven was full of malice. The wronged resistance of all the immortal families was obviously not his fault, and everyone wronged him and scolded him..."

"The stone monkey will be disheartened at that time, what shamelessness is not shameless, he is afraid that he will be ashamed of Tianting."

"At that time, if he makes trouble, it will be just right. If he doesn't make trouble, we will say that he is ashamed of being cultivated by the heavenly court, and we will make up two charges and go to the lower realm to arrest him."

"In this way, he made a mistake again this calamity, and I can go down again and recruit him up."

After listening to Taibai Jinxing's words, several people nodded in satisfaction, as expected of you, Taibai Jinxing.

You are such a clever little ghost.

Guanyin was a little worried and said:

"Taibai, if this is the case, if you go down to Zhaoan him again, will it be bad for Zhaoan to come up?"

Taibai Jinxing said calmly:

"Bodhisattvas don't need to worry too much."

"It's actually very simple - you need to pay more!"

The Jade Emperor suddenly laughed and said:

"Ha ha!"

"It's wonderful!"

Guanyin: ...

Yang Jian:………

Here at Taibai Jinxing, it has to be said that Sun Hao, the great sage of money, has been sternly manipulated...

The Jade Emperor thought at this time:

"If that's the case, now I want to go to the Imperial Horse Prison alone, but it's still a bit troublesome."

"Everyone knows about Wude Xingjun last time. Although Wude Xingjun is cowardly, many immortals in heaven dare not really provoke the stone monkey."

Taibai Jinxing said with a smile:

"Your Majesty, this time I'm not trying to provoke him, or just looking for trouble, do you think..."

Jade Emperor: Please have a little dinner.

Chapter 1 Little Pacai Came to Buy a Horse

The Jade Emperor suddenly reacted and said:

"Nezha!"

"Simply fit and perfect."

"Nezha is, what can I do? No. 1 trouble, this matter is left to her. It is absolutely perfect. She is good at making trouble for no reason."

Nezha has no rules.

Because her rules are rules.

Taibai Jinxing nodded heavily and said:

"Just let her make a fuss, let her make a fuss without reason. The more unreasonable Nezha is, the more Yang Jian will favor her, and everyone will favor her."

"It can be said that the better Nezha performs, the greater the grievance in Stone Monkey's heart. I don't believe that Stone Monkey can bear such grievances."

Yang Jian was also dumbfounded at the moment.

Uncle's!

No wonder I was so difficult back then, then I might have been like this back then, every sentence of the Lingxiao Palace drove me to a dead end.

After taking Taibai, the old sixth.

Fortunately.

It's not easy for me to go from being the one who was calculated to become the mastermind behind the scenes.

Yang Jian: Internet explosions are terrible, but luckily I am the perpetrator.

the next day.

Sun Hao sits in the imperial horse prison and takes medicine to practice.

then.

Another man came to buy a horse.

Before Nezha entered the Imperial Horse Prison, he began to shout:

"Hey, where's the dead monkey man?"

"Come out! Come out!"

When Sun Hao heard this voice, he walked out directly, thinking: "Is this stingy person here to ask for trouble?"

Before Sun Hao could speak, Nezha shouted:

"Dead monkey, how did you sell your horse?"

Sun Hao looked at Nezha up and down, not to mention this stingy bag, he looks really juicy!

Sun Hao replied indifferently:

"Twenty thousand golden pills for one horse."

Nezha was taken aback for a moment, his whole body was not well.

The Jade Emperor gave her two hundred golden pills and asked her to come to the Yumajian to buy horses for work, but the stone monkey asked for twenty thousand.

Nezha said angrily:

"Dead monkey, why don't you grab it?"

Sun Haole said:

"Hurry up and go to bed!"

"If you can't afford it, don't come to my Imperial Horse Supervisor, Baba. I'm all high-quality Tianma here. These are all melons from the greenhouse. If you think it's too expensive, I don't think it's too expensive."

Nezha said angrily:

"You fart, who can't afford it?"

"Now go and choose a horse for me, and you can bring me a stool so I can sit on it."

yo?

Sun Hao was also speechless.

Who are you calling?

Just like you, with a slap in the face, I'm afraid you're going to squat on the ground and cry for a long time.

Sun Hao didn't give her common sense either, so he brought the little pony from yesterday and brought her a stool.

Seeing that Sun Hao was so obedient, Nezha recalled his purpose of coming here, kicked the stool away and said angrily:

"The dead monkey is moaning, asking you to move a stool so slowly, I don't want to sit anymore now."

"And your horse, can you run so small?"

Sun Hao looked at her, this little cutie might be the same as Yang Jian, but even Yang Jian couldn't do anything to him, can she do it?

Looks like it's time for me to fight back.

Sun Hao said:

"You can run a little bit, but you can't run too much."

Talking.

Sun Hao was thinking!

If I just give her a sliding shovel and take off her pants, will she kill herself?

Seeing Sun Hao looking at him, Nezha frowned and asked, "Monkey, what are you looking at?"

"Let me ask you, if your heavenly horse can't run anymore, will you eat it?"

Sun Hao looked at Nezha, suddenly laughed and said:

"I think you look really good-looking."

"Little loli, cute."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From..."

This guy, Nezha's stingy bag was immediately blown away by Sun Hao.

I saw Nezha holding a sharp-pointed gun in his hand, and stabbed the little pony with a single shot.

"Fuck!"

"What the hell are you hacking my horse again..."

Nezha said angrily:

"Monkey, do you dare to say one more thing, I will not only chop your horse, but also stab you to death, and let you let go of all the horses in your horse guard."

Nezha: I don't have a dog, let's see what you do to me.

Sun Hao was also stunned. After thinking for a while, his face suddenly changed, and he said with a smile:

"Oops!"

"Look at you, when you get angry, you have two big eyes, staring at him watery, and you are fascinated by him."

"Little loli is cute, didn't you say you look cute and cute before?"

Nezha: Yes, there are, but they all went to hell.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From Taibaijinxing..."

"From Yang Jian..."

I'm going!

The Jade Emperor and his party who were watching in another hall were really speechless.

Dead monkey, you are really perverted!

Even if you are so small, you will not let it go, you are not human.

Guanyin thought: "I'm sure, the stone monkey is really refining copper, but that's right, this monkey seems to be at this age."

Everyone: It is understandable, and the sentence is still imposed.

however.

At this moment, Nezha, who is petty, has been fired.

She wasn't Yang Jian, she endured the shit, and directly stabbed Sun Hao with a pointed gun.

"Dead monkey, I think you are courting death."

Whoever dared to say such things to her was still alive?

Let alone molesting her directly.

Nezha likes to be praised wildly for being able to fight and being powerful. What she hates the most is when others praise her for being beautiful and cute.