Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Yang Jian said angrily:

"Monkey, I'm warning you, don't beat Xiao Tiangou again."

Sun Hao replied indifferently:

"Warning is invalid."

"If you dare to hit my horse, I will hit your dog."

"Come on, hurt each other!"

Yang Jian was about to collapse and said:

"Damn it!"

"How can Xiaotiangou be comparable to you heavenly horses?"

Sun Haole said:

"Then you have to ask the Tathagata Buddha."

Yang Jian frowned and asked:

"what?"

Sun Hao chuckled and said:

"Because the Buddha said that all living beings are equal!"

drop!

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999."

"Negative emotions from Tathagata +999."

"Negative emotions from Guanyin +999."

"From...from...from..."

This guy!

Sun Hao's words directly made the Tathagata of Lingshan speechless. You have learned a lot, but you have not learned anything about being with people!

Chapter 1 Come to the Lingxiao Palace to poison

Yang Jian was really mad at the moment.

Damn it!

The dead monkey's words were so reasonable that he was powerless to refute them.

Yang Jian held back his anger and said:

"Dead monkey, do you dare to challenge me one-on-one?"

Sun Hao shook his head seriously and said:

"Don't dare."

Yang Jian trembled with anger, pointed at Sun Hao and said:

"you…"

Sun Hao asked back:

"Do you dare to hit me?"

If it was someone else, he would have fought with Sun Hao long ago.

But Yang Jian is indeed a smart man.

You can beat Sun Hao now, but what will you do after you beat him? According to what I have heard and seen, let's not talk about running away from this shameless person.

If he just lay down and pretended to be dead, and dragged on for decades in the heavenly court, he was afraid that Tathagata would have to come over to see him in a hurry.

Do not!

According to what I have seen and heard, by then, this dead monkey will have all his blackened underpants left.

This…

Yang Jian is now angry and helpless.

Frankly speaking, this was his first confrontation with Sun Hao, and he was completely defeated.

Even if he came prepared.

Completely defeated.

The other party was not only good at talking, but also strangled his mind to death, and he almost lost control of his anger.

Sure enough, this task is not that simple!

Yang Jian was silent for a while, staring at Sun Hao and said:

"Sun Wukong, you remember it for me."

"I, Yang Jian, the god of justice, I will take care of those who Wu Dexing doesn't dare to control, I will take care of things that Wu Dexing doesn't care about, and I will beat those who Wu Dexing doesn't dare to beat."

"In short, if I can control it, I will control it, and if I can't control it, I will also control it. I will cut it first and then play it. The imperial power has granted it. This is me—Judicial God Yang Jian!"

Sun Hao was taken aback when he heard this, and said leisurely:

"twitter!"

"Eunuch Yang, you have invited me."

drop!

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"Negative emotions from Yang Jian +999."

"From the Roaring Sky Dog..."

You have to talk about this matter, although Yang Jian came here prepared, although he has been keeping rational and suppressing his anger, but nothing has been done.

Not only did it add hundreds of thousands of negative emotions to Sun Hao, but he also made himself angry.

It's pretty annoying.

Oops!

Sun Hao suddenly remembered that the golden pill that won the horse race two days ago hadn't settled the bill with the Jade Emperor yet.

So Sun Hao ran out.

Seeing Sun Hao chasing after him, Yang Jian turned his head overjoyed and asked:

"Change your mind and dare to challenge me one-on-one?"

Sun Hao said angrily:

"Poor ghost, go to death."

After the words fell, Sun Hao didn't dump him at all, and flew all the way to Lingxiao Palace.

Yang Jian said angrily:

"This dead monkey actually called me poor?"

"He is a monkey who has not been born for a few days. He has the face to call me poor. How can I not be better than him?"

Xiao Tiangou also nodded fiercely and said:

"That's right, I'm better than him."

Xiaotiangou: Dogs are stronger than him.

Lingxiao Palace.

When the Jade Emperor left, he flashed back.

Regarding the matter of the Yumajian, the Jade Emperor had no choice. Anyway, Taibai Jinxing Guanyin was watching, and the stone monkey was indeed too cheap.

A heavenly general came in from the Tongming Hall and shouted:

"Qizou Your Majesty, Sun Wukong asks to see you."

The Jade Emperor replied lightly:

"Let him in!"

Tian Jiang nodded and went out to report.

then.

drop!

"Negative emotions from Jade Emperor +999."

"Negative emotions from Li Jing +999."

"Negative emotions from Nezha +999."

"From...from...from..."

Negative emotions exploded in an instant.

And it still directly increased by 300 million, just because Sun Hao did one thing.

Seeing that Sun Hao brought a bowl of stinky tofu into the Lingxiao Palace, everyone was instantly enraged:

Push it up to the demon-slaying platform, and behead the monster monkey.

Then this guy really pissed everyone off.

Damn!

Dead monkey, you actually came to the Lingxiao Palace to release poison again.

This is your second time here, and you are like this again, you... We really want to push you to the Demon Slaying Stage and cut off your dog's head!

Sun Hao shouted with a smile:

"See Your Majesty!"

"Long live, long live, Your Majesty."

"Everyone, you are also a thousand years old."

drop!

"From..."

Biu got it, and the negative emotion was 300 million again.

The Jade Emperor was also angry.

Dead monkey, are you messing with me again?

The Jade Emperor said with a straight face:

"Sun Wukong!"

"I told you before that the Lingxiao Palace is the most sacred and majestic place in my Three Realms, how dare you bring this thing in again?"

When Sun Hao heard this, he hurriedly put away the stinky tofu and said:

"Your Majesty, calm down!"

"I was waiting for you Xuanzhao in Lingxiao Palace just now, and then I felt that I had to wait for a while to come in, so I planned to eat a bowl of stinky tofu outside."

"Who knew that His Majesty was so efficient, you let me in as soon as I ate half of it."

The Jade Emperor and the immortals were also speechless.

Either way!

They didn't bother to talk about it with Sun Hao, after all, it was useless to talk about it for a long time, and they couldn't beat him to hell.

The Jade Emperor said:

"This time you remember."

"This thing is not allowed to be brought into Lingxiao Palace in the future, otherwise you will be punished for bullying the emperor next time."