Journey to the West: The beginning of the anti-routine cry Tathagata

Journey to the West: The beginning is anti-routine and crying like Tathagata Author: I just like to eat meat

Summary:

[Easy] [Funny] [Sand Sculpture] [Anti-routine] Sun Hao traveled to the West to become an unborn Lingming stone monkey. He obtained a negative emotion system and manually adjusted his birth time. He was 300 years late, and he was stunned.

From then on, Sun Hao did not play cards according to the routine.

don't go to apprentice...

Don't go to the Heavenly Palace...

Sun Hao: I didn't have a choice before, but now I don't want to be a human being.

Tathagata: Ah Lai is dead, did you choose an idol? 300 years, do you know how I lived these 300 years?

Jade Emperor: Why doesn't this monkey come and make a scene in the Heavenly Palace? Hurry up, all the flowers I've been waiting for are gone.

Mantian gods and Buddhas: You can lose when you learn the scriptures, but the monkey must die! ! !

Hello Dakar, this is the new version of Journey to the West if you haven’t seen the boat, so I’m here to cut it as a brother...Look at me!

Before Chapter 1, I had no choice but now I don’t want to be human

Chaos is not divided into chaos, and no one sees it.

Since Pangu broke the Harmony, opened up a clear and turbid distinction.

Covering the group of students and admiring benevolence, inventing everything to be good.

The protagonist of the story to be told today is a stone egg. (Yes, you read that right.)

Pangu opened up, three emperors ruled the world, five emperors ruled the world, and the world was divided into four major continents: Dongshengshenzhou, Xiniuhezhou, Nanfangbuzhou, and North Juluzhou.

Dongsheng Shenzhou.

There is a country overseas, called the proud country.

The country is near the sea, and there is a famous mountain in the sea, called Huaguo Mountain.

On the top of that mountain, there is a fairy stone.The stone is three feet six feet five inches high and has a circle of two feet four feet.Three feet six feet five inches high, according to the 360 ​​five degrees of the sky; two feet four feet circle, according to the political calendar 24 qi.There are nine orifices and eight holes on it, according to the nine palaces and eight trigrams.

Inside this fairy stone, a life was born.

Do not!

Strictly speaking, this life is not conceived, but transmigrated.

"Fuck?"

"How did I become a stone egg?"

Inside the fairy stone, a soul exhales the quintessence of the country, and he is Sun Hao who came through time.

But at this moment, Sun Hao had just finished complaining, when a burst of information hit his mind like an enlightenment.

"Ling...Lingming stone monkey?"

"I'm not a stone egg, I've transmigrated into a spirit stone monkey that didn't jump out of the stone."

"I'm Monkey King?"

Sun Hao absorbed the information coming from his mind, and was a little dazed.

This is the express train to catch up with the trend of crossing, wearing a Monkey King, or a Monkey King without transformation, isn't this special girl still a stone egg?

Sun Hao is a little depressed. As we all know, in Journey to the West, Sun Wukong's life has been calculated from the very beginning. He looks majestic, but in fact he is being played like a monkey, and he will be crushed under Wuzhi Mountain for 500 years! ! !

Oh no... people have already begun to plot before it even started.

What is the dragon palace to seize treasures and make a fuss in the underworld.

At that time, Sun Wukong had only practiced for a few days. No matter how poor the dragon clan was, they were still one of the three great clans at the beginning of the world. A skinny camel was bigger than a monkey!

As for making a scene in the underworld, Sun Hao felt that this was clearly a scapegoat for the King of Hades.

Not to mention Tiangong raising horses.

But knowing that monkeys are stealing peaches, oh no... monkeys like to eat peaches, and let Monkey King guard the peach garden, which is not obvious.

The Peach Festival is the Queen Mother's birthday, and the Queen Mother is going to celebrate her birthday at home. Monkey King's ability is so great, it is impossible to take away the Peach Banquet in the fairyland.

Not to mention stealing elixir from the Tushi Palace, what level is Taishang Laojun, a big guy who created the world!

Can Monkey King enter the Doushi Palace and steal the elixir?

You can see how deep Laojun's water is just by watching Laojun's random two boys and his mount go down to the realm in the later period.

As for wreaking havoc in the Heavenly Palace, Sun Hao felt that all the immortals in the Heavenly Court were short of a little golden man award, especially the Jade Emperor, no matter which version he acted as a thief.

after all…

What level is the Jade Emperor? Tathagata personally told the history of the Jade Emperor. The simple meaning is... the Jade Emperor has experienced 2.268 million years of cultivation.

After 2 million years of cultivation, it is amazing to be beaten under the table by a monkey.

And there is also the Golden Elixir Conference in the Heavenly Court, which is not bad for the Pantao Festival. It is the Dan Yuan Conference held by the Supreme Lord for the Jade Emperor to make alchemy.

It can be seen how powerful the Jade Emperor is.

It can be said that every step of Sun Wukong was calculated and arranged by Xianfo Daneng.

However, since Sun Wukong turned into a stone and lacked social experience, he couldn't tell at all that the whole three realms were playing himself.

Just thought he was invincible, but he was taught to be a monkey by the Tathagata.

Playing monkeys may have started from here, because isn't he a monkey?

Thinking of this, Sun Hao felt even more depressed. The seemingly invincible Monkey King was actually being played with by the immortals and Buddhas of the Three Realms!

It would be great if there was a choice for this time travel.

Just choose to be Chang'e's bunny, happy sex! (Don't ask me left or right, I can do both.)

drop!

"The system is loading..."

"The system is successfully loaded and bound, and the negative emotion system is at your service."

Sun Hao was suddenly dumbfounded.

system?

Goldfinger?

negative emotion?

When Sun Hao saw this name, he couldn't help being a little confused. Is it because I'm unhappy, so you came?

Sun Hao was tangled in his heart, and said to the system:

"So!"

"Please start your show."

drop!

"The negative emotion system extracts the negative emotions of others, and the host collects negative emotion values, which can be extracted and exchanged for generous rewards."

"The system will also randomly issue tasks, and the host can also get generous rewards after completing the tasks."

"Current task: The host's birth time is tomorrow. Please choose your birth time freely. After you choose, you will enter a deep sleep and wake up at the set birth time."

Sun Hao looked at the birth countdown adjustment panel in front of him, and began to fall into deep thought.

This system is easy to understand, you can get rewards by collecting negative emotions from others.

When did you choose to be born?

Presumably all the Three Realms are waiting for me to be born tomorrow, so since it is a negative emotion, I will fill them with anger and fill it up.

This kind of system reward should also be the best.

While Sun Hao was thinking, he reached out and pressed nine on the adjuster... nine nine nine nine nine...

After nine nine presses in a row, Sun Hao found that the time had stopped at 300 years and could not be increased.

"Sure!"

drop!

"You, the host, will be born 300 years later."

"Congratulations to the host for completing the task with full capacity."

"Mission reward: Fusion of qualifications of the four monkeys in the mixed world."

"Spiritual stone monkeys can communicate with changes, know the time of the sky, know the location, and move stars to change battles."

"Six-eared macaques are good at listening to sounds, able to understand things, know the front and back, and understand everything."

"The arm-armed ape, holding the sun and the moon, shrinking thousands of mountains, distinguishing between good and bad, and messing with heaven and earth."

"Red scorpion horse monkey, understands yin and yang, understands human affairs, good at going in and out, avoids death and prolongs life."

"Converging..."

Sun Hao also fell into a deep sleep happily when he heard the rewards from the system. From today onwards, I will control the fear of the Three Realms. How can I be tricked?

Let's see who plays to death!

I didn't have a choice before, but now I don't want to be a human being.

Western cattle Hezhou.

Mahavira Hall.

The Buddha Tathagata sat on the main seat and preached the scriptures. Below him were the Eight Bodhisattvas, the Four Vajras, the Arhats Jiedi and so on.

Everyone is listening carefully.

Among them, the second apprentice, Jin Chanzi, couldn't help but nodded while listening, as if he had a deep feeling for the teacher Tathagata's explanation.

Tathagata is also very satisfied with this. After all, he is his disciple. This comprehension of this talent is not bragging...

Ok?

Tathagata took a closer look, only to find that this was not the case at all, Jin Chanzi was nodding, he was clearly dozing off!

That's not bad.

I don't take being a teacher at all.

Tathagata calmly said:

"This lecture is over."

All the bodhisattvas and arhats replied in unison:

"Thank you Buddha!"

Tathagata nodded slightly, looked at the people below, and finally put his gaze on Jin Chanzi, and said:

"Jin Chanzi, your Buddha's heart is uncertain."

"Since the lectures in this lecture are boring to you, then go down to earth again, practice karma for ten lifetimes, and stabilize the Buddha's heart."

Shut up.

Before Jin Chanzi opened his mouth to argue.

Tathagata waved his hand and a golden light flashed, and Jin Chanzi disappeared in the Daxiong Palace in an instant.

Xiaoshenyang: "When you close your eyes and open them, a day has passed, howl~ Once you close your eyes and don't open them, this life will pass, howl~"

Chapter 2 Don't stay in there without making a sound, come out, come out

"Amitabha, good is good."

"good!"

"Great!"