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No one thought that the former president of the Cultivation Association was not pretending to be coercive, Bai Ming not only knew him, but also sneered at him when he came up, obviously he was familiar with him.
"Ordinary people! Isn't it just this little hobby..."
Zhao Guanren turned around and scratched his scalp depressedly, and asked, "Why didn't you die? I heard that Sa Dan let me blow up to death, right?"
"That's right!"
Bai Ming nodded with a smile and said, "The former Sadan, Nine Prisons, and Hei Prajna were all blown up by you, including me who was also injured a little bit, but you also surprised me, you, the instigator, didn't die!"
"Little... Baibai! Is my wife still alive..."
Zhao Guanren was almost called a sissy, but this nickname once again shocked audiences all over the world. The co-authors not only knew each other, but also had an unusual relationship.
"Alive!"
Bai Ming said bluntly: "It is said that she is as shameless as you. At first she said that she was pregnant, that the blood of your Zhao family could open the Light Tower, and the orcs offered her up like a queen, but after nine months passed, she did not." With a big belly, she insisted that she was pregnant with a Nezha!"
"Haha~ As expected of my daughter-in-law, follow me..."
Zhao Guanren laughed excitedly, pointed to the gate of the secret realm at the back and said, "Little Baibai! Go in and find your treasure. The eggplant secret realm belongs to you, and the golden key also belongs to you. From now on, you will be the biggest in the universe, and you will be the craziest. I wish you a long and boundless life, every year there will be today, every year there will be today!"
Bai Ming chuckled and said, "Since the explosion of the skull tower, I will think of you occasionally when I see humans, do you know why?"
"Of course I know……"
Zhao Guanren also smiled and said: "You have never seen such a strange man like me. My majesty and handsomeness have left an indelible impression on your heart. You always miss me, and when you think of me, I become your dream." The middle man broke you in a dream, right?"
"Wrong! I have never seen such a cheap person like you..."
Bai Ming shook his head and said, "You scolded from the human race to the dead race, from the black demon to Yongye, and then from the blood princess to me, calling me a little bitch, Gu Shi a stupid big black, and Sadan a A coolie who sells fur, Xuan Ye is still a hot Tokyo devil, who else do you dare not scold?"
"..."
The entire venue was silent, with thousands of faces stunned, even the foreigners who can understand Chinese were convinced, this guy's mouth is really not ordinary, no wonder the Eight Demon Kings stared at him when he came.
"Of course there is!"
Zhao Guanren said with a very serious attitude: "In this life, there are three things I don't scold. First, I don't scold the soldiers who protect my home and country. Second, I don't scold the teachers who teach and educate people. Third, I don't scold the firefighters who save people and put out fires. The rest are just animals. , I saw one and scolded the other!"
"Very good! You have a limit..."
Bai Mingmi laughed, rubbing his fingers as if they were itching again, and said with a sinister smile, "But it's useless to have a limit, you can't take back the water you spilled when you hit the dog's bun, but I'll give you a happy one." !"
"Crack~"
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette on his own, took a deep breath, raised his eyes and looked at him coldly, everyone became nervous immediately, Zhao Guanren's posture was obviously about to risk his life, and Bai Ming's hands on his back were also slowly hanging down. down.
"Boss! Kowtow can give you a way to survive..."
"..."
Everyone almost thought they had heard it wrong. Zhao Guanren, who had a sinister face, actually used the hardest attitude to say the most cowardly words. Almost everyone cursed in their hearts... Smelly shameless!
Chapter 0149 A good show
"Boss! Kowtow can give you a way to survive..."
Zhao Guanren raised his head and blew out a puff of smoke, his attitude was still hardened into granite, and he still said shamelessly: "I make a living by talking, and it's my job to stalk people. It's really not easy for me. You just Put me like a fart!"
"Bah~ Shameless! Despicable..."
I don't know who was yelling curses in the crowd, and finally cursed what everyone wanted to curse.
"damn it!"
Zhao Guanren immediately rushed over to grab a middle-aged man, dragged him out and shouted, "You are not shameless! You are not lowly! If you dare, go up and hack him to death. If you dare, I will chop him up with you. You go up!" , what are you doing on the ground?"
The middle-aged man lay on the ground and waved his hands in horror: "No, no, no! I'm cheap, I'm shameless, I slipped my tongue, please forgive me, I have a wife and children!"
"Ho tui~"
Zhao Guanren spit old phlegm on his head, and cursed: "The keyboard man is talking about rubbish like you, who only encourages others to die, and I am more cowardly than anyone else when it's my turn. I blew up the Skull Tower anyway, who are you?" Fucking bombed, dare to say that I'm cheap!"
"Ha~ I really can't see through you..."
Bai Ming laughed and said, "Back then, in order to save all mankind, you detonated the Light Tower so bravely and blew up your hometown into ruins. Why are you timid now? Are you afraid after dying once?"
"Ah? So he blew up the Skull Tower..."
There was a burst of suspicious discussion at the scene, and Zhang Xinyue immediately stepped forward and said, "That's right! Zhao Guanren detonated the Skull Tower. I never said I did it. It's just that the media is exaggerating. The real human hero is Zhao Guanren!"
"You must not flatter me, I never thought about being a hero..."
Zhao Guanren said very frankly: "Back then, Yong Ye blocked me outside the tower, and the black demon was plotting against me in the tower, and the tower gate was about to close. No matter what I do, I will end up dead. Why don't I make some contributions to mankind before I die? But now there are all sand sculptures here, why should I save them!"
Bai Ming tilted his head and said, "What do you mean by sand sculpture?"
"Idiot! Mentally retarded! Two hundred and five..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to Zhao Gecko and said, "I have worked so hard to get rid of the demons in Jiangdong. At the critical moment, these sand sculptures jumped out to cross the river and demolish the bridge. Not to mention kicking me out of the game, they actually want to kick me out from here. I will work hard for them again." , I also became a sand sculpture!"
Zhao Lihu quickly waved his hands and said wrongly: "It's not me! I don't have this right. It's all arranged by the superiors, and I have no choice!"
Bai Ming nodded thoughtfully and said, "Sure enough, they are a group of sand sculptures. I don't blame you for being chilled. I'm tired of seeing them. Why don't I kill them all for you, leaving only you and Zhang Xinyue?"
"Wow~"
Everyone huddled together in fright, this Bai Ming was also an unpredictable guy, last minute he said he was going to kill Zhao Guanren, but then he turned around and said he was going to kill them all.
"You can kill people, I don't care about a bunch of sand sculptures anyway..."
Zhao Guanren walked back and said, "But there are my concubine and driver here, as well as my younger brother and apprentice, a lot of messy people, it's too troublesome for you to point them one by one, it's not good to kill them by mistake!"
"I am a concubine, and we are all concubines..."
Yu Xiaoyu was the first to jump out from the crowd, Qiu Yihan and the other women also ran out in a hurry, squatting down in the open space behind Zhao Guanren in a hurry.
"We are the driver and the younger brother..."
Tang Xiaobing and Lu Datou ran over, and Gao Jie immediately came over when he saw this, and smiled openly: "Mr. Bai! I am Zhao Guanren's first teacher, very happy to meet you!"
"I know you, General Gao Shen..."
Bai Ming nodded and smiled politely, then raised his hand and said, "Let's start when everyone is here, you know what I want, you can live if you say it, the rest of the sand sculptures..."
"Me, me, me! I'm also his girlfriend, I just slept last night..."
Wang Yaoyao suddenly rushed out with her hands raised, hurriedly ran behind Zhao Guanren, and begged in a low voice: "Brother! The world is in a hurry, I will return your favor later, I will take care of you!"
"Then give me a kiss..."
Zhao Guanren turned his head and pouted at her, Wang Yaoyao kissed him on the cheek with a stiff smile, but the others seemed to have found a way to survive, mistresses, lovers and one-night stands all appeared.
The members of the Xiuxiehe Legion all called themselves younger brothers, and even Chief Liu and Director Qian came out to make friends with each other, shouting at each other as good brothers, as if they were born and died.
"Hey!"
Zhao Guanren suddenly pointed at a foreign girl, and said angrily: "You are going too far, I can't even speak English, what kind of girlfriend are you?"
"What~"
The foreign girl jumped up and gave him a sweet kiss, and said affectionately: "Honey! Have you forgotten me, we kissed on the beautiful Seine River that night, and you praised my pronunciation!"
"I admit it too! I've always been his secret lover..."
A goddess general came out suddenly, and quickly walked up to Zhao Guanren and kissed him. At this moment, all the soldiers were shaken, and even the god general was completely shy, and they all hesitated whether to go up to make friends.
"I... I am his master's ex-boyfriend, my own..."
A male god general also rushed out, it was Gao Jie's ex-boyfriend Jiang Nansheng, who was originally dressed in a shocking god general suit, but was overshadowed by his wretched demeanor, but Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and said nothing.
"And me! I'm also his lover..."
Jia Naisha finally couldn't bear it and ran out, but was slapped in the face, and Zhao Guanren cursed: "I've been waiting for you to come out, aren't you going to kill me, get up and beat me up, why are you so cowardly? What kind of lover are you pretending to be?"
Jia Naisha covered her face and sobbed, "Woo~ Hall Master! I was wrong before, please forgive me, I'm still so young, I don't want to die!"
"See, that's why I don't want to save them..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to the back angrily and said: "It's only natural for the common people to hide behind me, but the soldiers are here, the generals are here, and the idiots who ordered them are here too, do you know what this is, deserters! Coward! Traitor!"
"Clap clap clap..."
Bai Ming smiled and clapped his hands, saying, "Interesting! Really interesting, this scene is just like the movie I watched in the cinema yesterday, it's really "A Good Show"!"
Zhao Guanren said in astonishment, "Are you still going to the movies?"
"Know yourself and know your enemy! A hundred battles will never end! This is my creed, it's a pity..."
Bai Ming shook his head and mocked: "You humans have powerful weapons, but you are greedy for life, afraid of death and despicable. To be your enemy is really a disgrace to my family, but it won't take long, and my family will definitely wipe out this filth. world!"
"Baiming! Don't be so fucking arrogant..."
The God General of the Northeast suddenly strode forward, raised his broad knife and said loudly: "Remember, Grandpa is the Generalissimo of Dingbei Castle, Shangguan Xiaotian! Even if I can't beat you, I will let you fight today!" You know, none of our Dingbei Fort men are cowards!"
"No cowards!!!"
Hundreds of soldiers from Dingbei Fort came forward and drew their swords, and stood behind him imposingly. Other members of the main force were also touched, silently drew their weapons and gathered beside them, pointing all their swords at Baiming.
"Haha~ This looks a bit like an opponent..."
Bai Ming laughed heartily and said: "We Zed Clan also respect warriors, you will not be turned into corpses after death, I will let you enter the land to rest in peace, as for the remaining sand sculptures...you are welcome to become a member of Zed Clan! "
"Woo~"
A burst of wailing suddenly resounded through the venue, and hundreds of corpses suddenly crawled crookedly from the ground without wind. The scared women covered their mouths and cried bitterly, and the faces of the men also changed drastically. Anyone who saw so many corpses with their own eyes would be terrified.
"on!"
The God of the Northeast roared and was about to risk his life, but Zhao Guanren suddenly stopped them and said with a smile: "Old iron 666! You are all good, but there are some things that need to be clarified before you risk your life. We can't die without knowing it." White!"
The God General of the Northeast said angrily: "Why the hell are you talking so much nonsense, you can't stop talking about it, don't let me magnify my tricks!"
"Every audience in front of the TV, take a good look..."
Zhao Guanren turned around and walked to the fallen camera, sat down and said: "Whoever walks out of here alive today is Baiming's lackey, a traitor to all mankind, not only will they be chased and killed, but their corpses will be whipped and their corpses will be slashed. Ancestral grave!"
"What do you mean? Don't you want to live again..."
Bai Ming's face suddenly turned cold, and he said: "You know what I want, tell me the way to open the Bright Tower, I will let you take ten people away, and don't chase you within a month, otherwise you will all die in the this!"
"People all over the world are watching me, and the Northeast Railways are all rising..."
Zhao Guanren patted his face and said: "Do I still have the face to be a deserter? If I run away, I'm not as good as a pig or a dog. When I turn back, my ancestral grave will be scolded and exploded. You should hurry up and kill me and the people here. Then The earth is yours!"
Bai Ming raised his hand and said coldly, "Do you think I dare not?"
"Where is the man in armor? Hurry up and give my brother a massage, and feel good before you die..."
Zhao Guanren lay down directly on the ground, Qiu Yihan and others rushed over, and four women knelt on the ground to help him stretch his limbs.
Zhao Guanren lay on the ground with his hands on the pillow, and said with a smile, "Little Baibai! I've always wanted to ask you a question. You are so handsome, are you male or female?"
"Hmph~ wait until I extract your soul, and see how cheap your mouth is..."
Bai Ming's eyes suddenly turned cold, and he stepped forward and grabbed him on the head. The soldiers swung their knives and were about to charge, but Zhao Guanren suddenly shouted in surprise: "Haha~ I saw it, I finally saw it!" La!"
"Boom~"
Bai Ming's hand suddenly stopped in front of him, and he stamped his feet on the ground forcefully, sending the four female armored men flying out. He leaned over and stared at Zhao Guanren viciously, and asked in a ferocious voice, "What did you see? Has death come?"
"Little Baibai! Are you afraid that people will know..."
Zhao Guanren propped up his upper body to meet her face to face, staring at her wretched smirk, and Bai Ming suddenly realized something, his expression suddenly changed, and the right hand that had just dropped was lifted up in an instant...
Chapter 0150
Bai Ming covered his drooping neckline, his expression changed drastically, his panicked eyes looked like a thief who was caught on the spot.
"Hey~ Don't cover it, I can see everything..."
Zhao Guanren stared at her and said with a smirk: "I didn't expect that! The Great Demon King Baiming is actually a female. No wonder you smell so good, but why are you wearing a bellyband with poor breasts? Are there mandarin ducks embroidered on the bellyband? Mandarin ducks are amphibious butterflies Flying together, full of spring and intoxicating..."
Zhao Guanren actually sang as he spoke. Although the people around him didn't know what he was talking about, they were beaming with joy, but they were extremely obscene.
"I kill you!"
Bai Ming suddenly lost his composure and let out an angry howl, the soul-lock chain on Zhao Guanren's body was burning wildly, the little girls really wanted to kill him, she really wanted to scratch him to death.
But as the saying goes, wealth and wealth are sought in danger...
"Crack~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly kissed her on the mouth, and instantly displayed what he had learned all his life as the "Little Man with a Golden Tongue", pushing his tongue against her mouth and sucking it, eight times faster than Bai Ming's killing speed. The tongues are already intertwined.
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