one step closer to the end

Zhao Guanren stood at the footpath of the palace wall to welcome the guests. The banquet was set up along the palace wall. The stove and the shed for shelter from the wind were all set up. Men and women were seated separately, but those who could come were not fools, and only high-ranking officials could enter. During the banquet in Huaelou, the petty officials sat outside consciously.

"Oh! Mrs. Han, you are here..."

The daughters-in-law of the Zhao family also greeted guests in the building. Princess Jiuyue was obviously pregnant, wearing a big mink fur and holding a hand warmer, while the former princess Zhao Bilian was already pregnant, and she puffed up her belly to show off when she met everyone. , while showing off that her sister is also pregnant.

"Yuck~"

Li Sheyue suddenly turned her head and squatted to the side to vomit, but little concubine Yang Guifei also covered her mouth and retched, and then like a chain reaction, the former prince and side concubine also vomited together, as well as the newly married empress dowager, and several others. A dowry girl spit out clear water together.

"Oh my god! Concubine Li is too powerful, even the dowry girl is happy..."

Several women hurried to the side, discussing: "I didn't expect the rumors to be true, the two princesses served a husband together again, and the second-hand son-in-law became the second-hand prince, but Princess Fu, Princess Qi, Princess Xiang, and Princess Yujiang Why are a group of widows welcoming guests at the door?"

"Ha~ I haven't heard of the Wang Family Widows Group, they remarried together..."

A fat woman said with a smile: "Yujiang Wang's family almost ransacked the entire family. For the sake of their son and family property, it is said that the two sisters stripped naked in the yard and kowtowed to Prince Concubine Li on the ground. Concubine Li was worried that they would go out to make trouble, so he pinched his nose." After taking in two widows, the remaining group of widows followed suit!"

"Do you know how much money the government office owes them? Each family is at least 80 taels..."

A young woman said in a low voice: "The men in their family are all dead. If Concubine Li hooks a large sum of money, the money will be gone. What shame do a group of widows have? They take off their obscene pants faster than anyone else. It is said that Concubine Li It’s so coaxing to actually promise not to let them be concubines!”

"Mother! There is such a good thing, no wonder everyone is smiling..."

"No way! I met a man who is not shy. He was handsome and strong, but he made these widows very happy. I can call him second-hand king in the future..."

"Hehehe..."

A group of girls giggled, but several princesses came in one after another outside the door. Princess Wanfu was the first to bear the brunt, with a round belly, and little princess Wanting who was sixteen or seventeen years old. Retching, she also covered her mouth.

"Why do you have to vomit? When did you come out of the palace to play..."

Princess Wanfu looked at her sister in surprise. The little princess waved her hands and ran to throw up. The women in the room immediately talked about it. Even the faces of normal pregnant women changed. Now as long as a woman with a big belly comes in, she will be suspected. It is a wild species.

"Yuck~"

suddenly!

A retch shocked everyone in the audience, only to see the empress dowager covered her mouth, turned her head and rushed to the spittoon to spit out water, the princesses looked at each other in horror, but the palace maid hurriedly shouted: " Empress! You must have caught a cold last night, drink a bowl of hot water to warm your body!"

"The empress dowager is auspicious..."

A room full of women rushed forward to salute, while the men were all bragging outside to watch the lanterns, and the empress dowager hurriedly wiped her mouth, and went upstairs after a few false perfunctory words, and quickly sat in the wing room on the second floor, unable to bear it. Live soup and snacks.

"You all go out and close the door..."

Princess Wanfu hurriedly followed in. The Empress Dowager looked at her swollen belly and said with a smile: "Your belly has been around for a few months, why didn't you come to say goodbye to Wei Niang? It's been more than ten years, and you are finally I was pregnant, did you use some kind of secret recipe?"

"Isn't this the good news for you? It's been almost three months, and the imperial doctor said that I am twins..."

Princess Wanfu sat next to her old mother and whispered: "Mother! Don't pretend, who knows that I am the seed of the Yin family. People say that he went to the back door with Guanyin, and even my infertility The disease has been cured, but this in your belly... is also surnamed Yin?"

"Stop talking nonsense! Tear your mouth..."

The empress dowager quickly glanced at the door, covered her belly and whispered: "The dead ghost will get pregnant with anyone, but the baby must be counted in the emperor's name, otherwise the dead ghost will not scatter eagles when he sees rabbits, life will be difficult for your brother, your father Change tricks every day to punish him!"

"Queen! Why didn't you come to discuss with me earlier, this is not a matter of having a baby at all..."

Princess Wanfu said sternly: "The dead ghost is going to go to war in two months. He is going to fight desperately. He must ensure the safety of the rear, and the military equipment and food can't be cut off, so he won't let the emperor sit down. Only by checking and balancing each other can he feel at ease. Let's fight!"

"Oh~"

The empress dowager said angrily: "I really didn't expect this, no wonder he scolded me for staring at the bed, my vision is still too short!"

"It's not that you are short-sighted, but that you underestimate him. His heart is higher than the sky..."

Princess Wanfu said: "He said that if he wins this battle, he can make a great Tang Dynasty for a thousand years, and keep our Li family rich and noble for another 500 years. If he loses, he dies. If he wins, he goes away. , enter the world and reappear, just to cultivate immortals and prove the way!"

"So that's how it is! You have solved the confusion for Wei Niang, we think Yun Xuan is vulgar, it's too vulgar..."

"Hehe~ His experience in the world is to be vulgar, otherwise how can he see through the world..."

The mother and daughter left the room hand in hand with smiles. At this time, the new and old emperors also came, and Zhao Guanren was the only one with such a big face. But the father and son shocked the audience when they came, and jointly issued an imperial decree.

"Add Luo Ning Gong Li Zhiping as first-class Prince Zhao, [-] households in the city, and the general who suppresses demons..."

Director Zhang stood in the center of the lobby and announced the decree loudly. The emperor and his son sat on the top of the stairs. Everyone inside and outside knelt down to listen to the decree. They finally understood why Zhao Guanren treated the guests. After a long time, he was named a prince, which was considered thorough. His title of "second-hand king" has been confirmed.

"Ah? I've been named a child..."

Surprised Zhao Bilian obviously didn't know that Ruren is the official name of the prince and concubine. The prince can have two wives. She and Princess Jiuyue happened to be on the left and the other on the right. The other wives also followed the trend. Li Sheyue cried excitedly on the spot , finally turned from a concubine to a concubine.

"Prince Zhao! Congratulations..."

The guests poured into the building and congratulated Zhao Guanren loudly. Now that Zhao Guanren can be called Zhao Wang Yunxuan, who knows that his old problem is repeated, and the prince can have eighteen wives of different grades. His wife is not counted as a concubine.

"So far on this beautiful day, the king will announce another happy event. These are my young wives..."

Zhao Guanren suddenly waved his hand and pointed at the eight young widows, four divorced young women, three unidentified older girls and younger sisters, plus the original three young daughters-in-law and eighteen young wives. Nothing was wasted.

"Pfft~"

The old emperor sprayed a sip of tea on the young emperor's face, and the little emperor was stunned after wiping his face. Marry eight little widows and go home, the story will not dare to make up like this.

"I have met all the adults..."

Fifteen girls all came forward to bow their knees to salute. They were probably very excited. They didn't expect Zhao Guanren to suddenly become a prince, but they had eight decent widows. The men had just passed their first seven days, and they were all princesses or concubines. The crown prince and side concubine, this is very paradoxical.

"Ah! Congratulations, good things come in pairs..."

All the guests bit the bullet and went forward to congratulate, they couldn't ask people why they married a widow after the Chinese New Year, but the little emperor turned his head suddenly and asked: "Father emperor! What kind of way is this? I really don't like it. Understood, isn't it bad luck to marry so many widows?"

"Bad luck? Do you think he is afraid of bad luck? He has slept with more widows than you have ever seen..."

The old emperor looked down strangely, and said: "It is reasonable to say that it shouldn't be. These little widows are all your sister-in-laws. They are all rich, and the men's bones are not cold. They won't waste their reputation for some money. You go ask those little widows." Who is the official lady?"

"Father! You don't understand..."

"Bullshit! If I could understand his tricks, would I still be paralyzed here..."

The old emperor gave him an angry look, and the little emperor immediately sent someone down to inquire, and soon handed over a list of brides, including where they were born, and the old emperor took it and scanned it up and down, I was so surprised that I couldn't close my mouth from ear to ear.

"Why are there so many concubines, 36..."

The old emperor whispered in surprise: "Marriage! It turned out to be a marriage. The Thirteen Taibao occupied eleven families. Your mother and queen married off their sisters. These concubines are also girls from various clans, and they are mainly concentrated in Fuzhou. It's because the soldiers and horses haven't moved, the in-laws go first!"

"The emperor! The emperor! There are more than eleven families..."

Manager Zhang leaned over and said in a low voice: "Ms. Xu is the daughter of the Baili family in the south of the Yangtze River. In order to deceive people, I wrote Xu's family in Heyuan, and the second wife of the Yang family. She was only divorced five days ago, so she is still hanging up." In the name of Mrs. Liu, the one in purple is the one!"

"From the Yang family? The cousin of the traitor Yang Pingchuan..."

The little emperor almost didn't jump up, but Director Zhang smiled lightly and said: "This is the genius of King Zhao. He has plotted against the second wife of the Yang family, and even the Baili family has been wooed. People who know it say that King Zhao is so clever." It's... the Thirteen Taibao Henglian Golden Bell Shield!"

"Nimma! Belly button fart - how did you think (loud)..."

The old emperor suddenly imitated Zhao Guanren once, while the young emperor looked at the group of young widows below, pondered for a while, and then suddenly said: "Father! I want to marry widows too, and I will marry thirteen widows. Hood, if he can do it, I can do it too!"

"Damn it! You're guarding the harem and visiting brothels—a worthless thing..."

The old emperor slapped him on the back of the head and scolded: "You are the emperor, you married the queen, there are a lot of innocent women waiting to be concubines and concubines, have you ever seen the emperor marry the widow back to the palace? Just Wu Meiniang, do you still want to create a second Wu Zetian?"

"Father! I just want to ask you, have you mastered your golden bell jar..."

The little emperor rubbed his head in disbelief, the old emperor immediately lost his temper, waved his hands and said, "Then you can't learn from Yunxuan, he is a lame man marrying a lame man—he specializes in crooked ways, he practiced the art of gold bell cover Kungfu, you have to do it step by step!"

"Hmph~ If I don't tell you anymore, you'll play the erhu in your crotch - bullshit..."

"Little bastard, who are you talking to..."

The old emperor scolded angrily, and the little emperor ran down in a hurry. As a result, the old emperor turned his head and whispered to Mr. Zhang: "I have recuperated well recently, and I want to try to fight poison with poison. You can go find the little coconut lamp." widow!"

"What is a coconut lamp? The one in blue..."

"Oh~ It's useless to talk to you eunuch, the one from Xu Guogong's family..."

"Oh! I understand, it's as big as a coconut, right..."

Chapter 1305

"Bang bang bang..."

Large-scale fireworks suddenly appeared in the sky, and the people of the whole city cheered for them. The Lantern Festival is destined to be a sleepless night. There is no curfew in every square and city, including the royal garden. The officials and women are all in the palace wall Watching the lights and setting off fireworks happily.

"Wow! Your lord is awesome..."

The women of the Zhao family cheered happily on the wall, and Zhao Guanren, who was also drinking a lot of wine, took up a firecracker and blasted it into the lake. up.

"Jiuyue! Lianlian! Shooting the moon! You three come here..."

Zhao Guanren walked into a warm shed reeking of alcohol, followed by two main wives and a young wife. He sat alone on the grand teacher's chair in the middle, threw a mink coat on the ground, and beckoned, "Come here!" ! Everyone knelt down and kowtowed to Grandpa!"

"What? You want to give us New Year's money..."

Zhao Bilian walked over with a smile, and led the two sisters to kneel down. The three girls kowtowed in unison, shouting in unison, Wang Ye Ankang, but the demon Zhao Guanren made them stand up again, and said with a smile: "All of them Take off the skirt for Grandpa, let Grandpa kiss our child!"

"You drink too much, how can you take off your skirt here..."

Princess Jiuyue poked him coquettishly, but still pulled up the hem of the skirt, opened the small gown inside to reveal her white belly, Zhao Bilian also smiled, pushed her belly back with the skirt, and said with a smug smile: "They haven't shown their pregnancy yet, kiss my son!"

"Hmm! It smells so good, it's all my good wife..."

Zhao Guanren kissed them fiercely on their stomachs one by one, pulled their hands together again, and said: "You have to remember, the three of you are different from them, in my heart only you are my wife, it is our Zhao Mistress of the palace, do you understand?"

"Husband! With your words, Lian'er will have no regrets in this life..."

Zhao Bilian was moved and sat on his lap, hugged his neck tightly and shed tears, Li Sheyue even ran behind and hugged him, unable to utter a complete sentence in excitement, she kept yelling Husband.

"My son-in-law! I know all about your suffering..."

Jiuyue also sat on her lap and said with tears in her eyes: "In order to suppress the rebellion and exterminate the thieves, you married a bunch of unlucky widows and brought home a bunch of unlucky widows. I will take good care of Prince Zhao's Mansion and give birth to children for you!"

"That's right! You, the mistresses, must have foresight. This king will expand the land for the Tang Dynasty, that is to earn a family business for our children, and fight for you..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "It doesn't matter if I'm hard or tired. With you three virtuous helpers, my life is enough, but I still have a secret to tell you. In fact, Yin Zhiping is my pseudonym. My real name is The surname is Zhao, Zhao Guanren, a high-ranking official, benevolent and righteous!"

"Ah? You have the same surname as me..."

Zhao Bilian raised her head in surprise, and the other two girls quickly wiped away their tears.

"That's right! I've seen your father and your brother..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "I have been killing demons and demons all year round. There are too many enemies. I can't use a pseudonym. But my name is Yunxuan, and this is serious. Except for my senior brother, only you know about it. It's our husband and wife's secret!"

"Well! We promise that no one will say..."

The three girls nodded their heads swearing, and Zhao Guanren hugged them again, making the three girls cry, and at the end they kissed and comforted them, which made them smile through their tears, and went to study the rules of the palace in high spirits. up.

"Alas~ Life is like a drama, and drama is like life..."

Zhao Guanren walked out of the warm shed with support on his waist, and suddenly saw a woman lying on the battlements, looking at the bustling market with empty eyes, he immediately went up and slapped his buttocks, and asked with a smile: "Whose girl is this, buttocks?" Thieves are so damn big, they are so fertile!"

"Your family! Life is from your family, and death is your ghost..."

The young woman turned around lazily, took out a cigarillo from her sleeve and lit it, exhaled white smoke full of quackery, and said: "The marriage is divorced for you, and the person is also married to you. I only have one." A small request, don't take my second brother with you when you go out on the expedition, he is just a nerd!"

"Miss Yang! I'm not forcing you to be a prostitute, you have time to regret it now..."

Zhao Guanren looked at her angrily, but Miss Yang stopped him and hugged him, saying: "It's too late, everyone is yours, I will go out for my second brother, put on your armor and lead your horse during the day, and lead the horse for you at night." Let me accompany you Wushan Yunyu, go alone, come back with two!"

After finishing speaking, Miss Yang kissed him and ran away, but a coquettish little girl appeared from behind, she leaned on the battlement and sneered, "Master Zhao! You don't avoid suspicion at all, Yang Pingchuan just rebelled, You just hug other girls and kiss?"

"Call me master! Don't give me such a badass..."

Zhao Guanren dragged her over, but the little lady said disdainfully: "You have so many wives, can you sleep well? This concubine can be ugly, and she won't have sex with me for more than three days, or won't make me comfortable. Don't dare to say stealing a man, you will definitely make trouble and live in peace!"

"Yo~ So you are Princess Bi, I thought you were Mrs. Zhao..."

Zhao Guanren grabbed the back of her head violently and forced Princess Bi to raise her head. The little girl immediately hugged his neck and said angrily, "I'm used to it, you are my master, my good husband, and my concubine is your little girl." Wife, after all, you have to pamper me, or I will kill you!"

After finishing speaking, Princess Bi stopped his mouth in one breath, fierce like a little female leopard, and she walked away with a proud face until someone came over, and Zhao Guanren also walked down the palace wall, and saw two people facing him. A handsome woman stood on the grass and played with flowers.

"Ah! The prince is here..."

The two girls dropped the flowers with a cry of surprise, and hurriedly stepped forward to salute, Zhao Guanren asked funnyly with his hands behind his back: "When you two sisters were in Fu Wang's mansion, were you also so restrained? Tell me louder, Who is this king of yours?"

"Husband!"

The two women instinctively bowed their knees and saluted, causing Zhao Guanren to wave his hands and said: "Our family doesn't have so many rules. Husband and wife can do whatever they want. If there are no outsiders in the family, they can run around naked. Come here! Kiss your husband!"

"No! There are people above, let's go back to the house and kiss again..."

The two sisters were frightened and waved their hands again and again. Princess Fu, who was in her 20s, turned pale. After Zhao Guanren hugged her and kissed her, the young woman cried "Wow", and ran into the forest quickly, covering her face. , Zhao Guanren was stunned.

"Oh, my lord! Fu Wang's body is still cold, how do you let her deal with herself..."

The sister-in-law chased after him anxiously, and Zhao Guanren scratched his head in embarrassment, but Princess Yujiang suddenly came over, grabbed him and taunted him: "Look at you, you are so impatient, you will never let Chai Heniu go!" , let my sister help you vent your anger!"