"Be careful, don't burn my eyebrows, I have to rely on my face to eat..."

Chen Guangda was yelling in the dragon head hall, Liu Tianliang was burning his hair with a candle, Zhao Guanren and the other four were the same, their scorched hair was curly like Shakyamuni, just to have a saying after arriving in ancient times, otherwise There's really no explanation for short hair.

"This is a bow, this is a hand-to-hand salute, this is a hand-to-hand salute, men left and women right, this is a cross-hands salute..."

Xia Buer stood by the newly moved tea table, practicing various etiquettes face to face with Lin Tao, while Zhao Ziqiang sat on a round stool and ate peanuts, and said, "You don't need to practice to such a standard. When you are awesome, lift it up." Hands are counted as corporals!"

"Ah bah~ You, an ancient person, said it's light..."

Chen Guangda sat over with his head full of anxiety, and said: "We are modern people who don't distinguish between grains and grains. We have been poisoned by TV dramas for so many years. I thought that every family has a well and everyone has a small yard. When we go out, we either have a carriage or a small yard. Jiaozi, it turned out to be all wrong!"

"Actually, the most difficult thing is the language. Many places have different pronunciations, and it sounds like a foreign language..."

Zhao Guanren drank his tea and said, "The second is the issue of household registration. If you fall into a town, you can still be fooled. If you fall into a military village or a military town, you will have to pick it up for you. Moreover, the ancients were very particular about family background, otherwise money would be lost." Gotta be bullied!"

"Brother Ren!"

Xia Buer turned around and asked curiously: "I forgot to ask you before, how did you solve the identity problem when you fell into Brother Qiang's hometown?"

"It's an impostor, I have been exposed several times, and my head was almost beheaded..."

Zhao Guanren stood up and waved his hands and said: "Don't think the ancients are stupid. Lotteries appeared in the Qin and Han Dynasties, but they were all controlled by high-ranking officials. If you have no backing, you will die if you do it. And as long as you become an official, the graves of your ancestors will be dug for you wherever they are." come out!"

"Aren! Can you say something useful..."

Chen Guangda frowned and said: "Liangzi is a pheasant with a second degree, and I am a technical secondary school graduate. Here are the two of us with the highest diplomas. The six of us are illiterate and hooligans. The imperial examination is useless. We can only earn money first." , Donate an official to be a mess!"

"Brewing wine! Brewing vinegar! Making medicine! Fortune-telling! Chanting mantras! What do you think you can do? You have to pay for everything..."

Zhao Guanren spread out his hands and said: "The six of us sound coquettish, but we know a little about everything, but we are not proficient in everything, and we have to adapt to local conditions, so we should be blind and lame—each of us should show our abilities and take care of each other. !"

"It's almost time, let's go in..."

Zhao Ziqiang clapped his hands and stood up, stepped forward and touched the faucet on the gate, who knew that a piece of information suddenly flooded into their minds...

The Soul Slayer uses the reward mechanism to adjust the fifteenth level to the twelveth level, and opens the emergency continuous level mode. The difficulty will change with the number of levels. You cannot return to rest within the third level. The time for each level is 48 hours. Go directly to the No.15 level without timing.

"Fuck!"

The six people uttered foul language in unison, and Zhao Ziqiang was even more surprised: "Is the soul killer going crazy? Fighting for six days in a row without rest, even hard-working people can't stand it, and the two-day period is too short." Now, it is likely to be a tie!"

"Soul Slayer has lost three games in a row, he's already impatient..."

Zhao Guanren frowned and said, "Liangzi initiated the challenge in advance in order to predict the content of the next level. They must have misunderstood that we have a chance to win, so they simply messed up the level and disrupted our plan. The next level may not be ancient times!"

"There's no time to discuss, we're doing it anyway, let's go down..."

Chen Guangda pushed the door open first and went in, and the others could only follow helplessly. The six of them soon fell into endless darkness. Zhao Guanren's clothes disappeared one by one, and only a question mark bead remained in the end. And a big red envelope.

"Shu~"

Zhao Guanren suddenly melted the red envelope into his chest, but he could only hold the question mark beads in his hand. At this moment, a piece of light suddenly entered his eyes, and at the same time, a series of explosions sounded. This was the first time he was in a dark space and heard to sounds other than heartbeat.

"Oops! The battlefield..."

Zhao Guanren's eyeballs popped suddenly, and below him was a vast battlefield filled with gunpowder and smoke, with trenches scattered all over the place, densely packed with large and small artillery pits, and not only tanks advancing, but also planes bombing in the air.

"Bang~"

Zhao Guanren fell suddenly into a trench. He was covered in blood from several corpses, but there were two more bangs, Xia Buer and Lin Tao fell beside him one after another, and he saw the remaining three people , actually fell not far away.

"Boom~"

A shell landed near the trench, and the splashing mud almost buried the three of them alive. Zhao Guanren quickly picked up a rifle, and when he looked down, he realized that it was an "old sleeve" rifle. During World War II.

"Fuck! The opposite side is full of little devils..."

Xia Buer and Lin Tao ran over with their buttocks bare, and immediately found that the corpses on the ground were all from the national army. They had green German equipment, but light weapons were a hodgepodge. The three of them quickly took off their clothes and put on their shoes. You also have to put it on your body.

"Masao Ishii! Why did the Japanese anti-epidemic water supply unit appear on the battlefield..."

Lin Tao put on his helmet and was stunned for a moment. Their task was very simple, but it can also be said to be very difficult-to kill the Japanese army's epidemic prevention and water supply unit, military doctor Masao Ishii, and at the same time destroy the research materials in his hands, and gave his photo and coordinates!

"That's the devil's biochemical unit, let's see if we can go around..."

Zhao Guanren quickly put on a pair of military boots, inserted two bayonets into his waist, strapped on four grenades, and ran. The three of them walked quickly along the trench. Cannonballs and bullets kept flying around their heads, indicating that the enemy was very close. There were cries and sounds of fleeing everywhere.

"Damn! Eight kilometers in a straight line, this is too far..."

Zhao Guanren cursed helplessly. The target was more than 8000 meters away from them, so he was definitely not among this group of vanguard troops. However, he discovered that after becoming a guide, there was a little more useful function. He could know the number and location of his companions.

'Depend on! 27 people, three dead so soon...'

Zhao Guanren cursed angrily. It was as if a virtual screen appeared in front of him, with 30 members and 3 killed in battle. All members within a 500-meter radius would be marked with red dots, but most of them were fleeing. among.

"Wait! I'll go up and see which battle this is..."

Zhao Guanren closed his eyes and "shielded" the positioning function, and rushed to the trench to look back, only to see a huge ancient city burning into the sky, a large number of rout soldiers were silting up in the city gate, and three large characters were written on the city gate ——Yijiangmen!

"I'll go! Yijiang Gate, it turns out to be Jinling City..."

Zhao Guanren looked back at the front of the formation in surprise. Hundreds of tanks were already approaching the front of the formation. As far as the eye could see, there were countless little devils. There were at least [-] to [-] troops, crushing them without hindrance , sporadic resistance has little effect at all.

"Lie down!"

Zhao Guanren suddenly jumped back and threw the two of them down. A cannonball exploded a few meters away, causing the brains of the three to buzz, but then they heard a burst of sobbing. It turned out that there was a little soldier not far away, paralyzed Hold your head on the ground.

"Little devil! Run, run back..."

Zhao Guanren got up and shook the dirt on his head. This kid was actually a tower guard, but the opponent immediately ran away crying. Facing such a huge enemy force, it was still under the coordinated attack of infantry and tanks. The infantry did not have anti-tank Weapons are death.

"Damn! Give me an anti-tank gun, why is there nothing..."

Lin Tao ran and scolded anxiously in the trench. They could already hear the roar of the engine, but apart from the water-cooled machine gun as a heavy weapon, only the Thompson submachine gun was considered a good thing. The three of them could only pick up more grenades for backup. .

"Throw!"

Zhao Guanren propped up the two steel helmets with wooden sticks, and the two threw four grenades with the utmost strength. Before they exploded, they ran wildly together, and soon heard the overwhelming sound of bombing, and all the bullets were concentrated, and the advance of the tank immediately Take it easy.

"Everything..."

suddenly!

The sound of heavy machine gun fire suddenly sounded, and it was right in front of the three of them. The three of them thought that there were brave warriors on the front line, but when they ran over, they found that it was Chen Guangda and Liu Tianliang who were firing, and Zhao Ziqiang was squatting behind. Desperately throwing grenades.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa..."

The bullets covered them like raindrops, and the two immediately let go and jumped into the trench. They were planning to shoot to change places. Seeing Zhao Guanren and the others running over, Guang Taoqiang's trio didn't say anything, and walked along the trench again. gallop.

"There's a plane! Lie down quickly..."

Lin Tao suddenly yelled, only to see a fighter plane turn back, two machine guns strafing along the trench, Zhao Guanren and the others all lay down and shot on their backs, but Zhao Ziqiang threw a grenade into the sky violently, biting his tongue and shooting a bloody arrow at the same time.

"Shu~"

Blood Arrow suddenly shot the laser into the sky, reached an incredible height, and exploded right in front of the nose of the aircraft. Everyone on the battlefield looked at the sky in surprise, watching the fighter jet crashing into the ground with black smoke. superior.

"Old Zhao!"

Zhao Guanren said angrily: "Where did you get the dirty trick again, can you still play happily?"

"It's tasteless! It makes no difference whether you say it or not..."

Zhao Ziqiang said with his tongue out, "Didn't Dalinzi find the White Jade Pagoda, and I just gave it to me to receive the reward, but I actually got a bloody trick, which is not very powerful but also very painful, and it hurts every day." Can only be used three times!"

"If you don't learn arithmetic well, you dare to lie..."

Liu Tianliang also jumped up and said angrily: "You said that every four towers can be rewarded once, but you only have eleven towers in your hand. If you lose one tower, you are rewarding a ghost. You deserve to die more than thirty times. You A slut who picks chrysanthemums and sucks fingers!"

"Don't worry about these little things, the plane is coming again..."

Zhao Ziqiang quickly got up and ran, and this time there were actually two fighter jets flying higher than the previous one. Zhao Ziqiang simply picked up a grenade bag, threw four grenades into the sky, and then used the "bloody" "Spray people" to the sky.

"Boom~"

With a loud noise, the two fighter jets exploded back and forth, disintegrated and shattered in mid-air, and once again stunned everyone on the battlefield, but the defeated deserters were not saved, and the group of six suffered even more violent bombing .

"Boom blah blah..."

The cannonballs almost chased the six people, and the reconnaissance plane monitored them from a distance. The six people were almost dizzy by the bombing. Such a huge battle was simply not something that the six of them could reverse, let alone when they were unprepared. ...

Volume [-] Bad People in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 1235 The Flower Thief

"Damn! The little devil is coming up, get out..."

Liu Tianliang wiped the blood from his forehead, leaned against the trench and panted as thick as a bellows, but before the words finished, a dozen or so grenades were thrown in. Fortunately, Liu Tianliang's reaction was extremely fast, A wave of thought force swept the grenade back again.

"Boom blah blah..."

The grenade exploded outside the trench, and the six people quickly moved to a side road. The position they were just now was immediately overturned, but Zhao Guanren said angrily, "Get out of here! There are hundreds of thousands of Jinling people behind us. The mission is their prayer!"

pray!

The other five people suddenly came back to their senses. They had carried out so many missions, and almost every time they saved a large number of human beings. These "heavenly soldiers and generals" came down to earth.

"Fuck his grandma! You have to fight if you can't beat him, and you can't let the little devil think that we are all cowards..."

Chen Guangda ran back with a submachine gun in his hand, and the devils jumped into the trench when the words fell silent. A group of people immediately fought hand to hand, shooting face to face. Anyway, there were discarded weapons everywhere, and grenades were thrown as if they were free of money.

"what!"

Xia Buer suddenly let out a scream, and was shot in the right back, and fell heavily on the ground. Liu Tianliang quickly used his thoughts to deflect the bullet, dragged him to the side road, and said anxiously: "Second son! Hold on, I'll stop the bleeding for you!"

"Go! Carry him away first..."

Zhao Guanren hurried over to cover the shooting, but when he heard a bang, something exploded in front of him, and he flew upside down, blood immediately blurred his vision, and he felt that the whole world was falling. Keep spinning.

"Stop the bleeding! Stop the bleeding quickly..."

"Throw beads! Back off..."

"Guan Ren! Guan Ren! Don't close your eyes, don't sleep..."

……

Zhao Guanren suddenly opened his eyes, and he was in the darkness. He touched his body subconsciously, and there was nothing on his body, but there was an extra piece of information in his mind——No. The soul is victorious!

"damn it!"

Zhao Guanren cursed angrily. It seemed that he hadn't woken up after being blown away. He didn't enter the next level until he failed the mission, and the next level appeared soon. He didn't give him any time to adapt, and fell to the ground suddenly. in ruins.

"Bang bang bang..."

Chen Guangda and others landed next to him one after another, but no newcomers appeared. He hurriedly stepped forward and asked, "Brother Teddy! Why did you fail suddenly? Am I still in a coma?"

"You unlucky bastard stepped on a mine, and my little brother was blown away..."

Chen Guangda said in frustration: "Fortunately, you are a dragon blood warrior. If you were an ordinary person, you would have died long ago. Qiangzi led you and Buerxue into the city, and we had no choice but to retreat. We lost because we wanted to kill the devil, but The Soul Slayer did not fight at all, and completed the task in one day without any use!"

"I've killed hundreds of devils, and I'm happy if I lose..."

Liu Tianliang raised his head arrogantly, but Zhao Ziqiang said: "You can't be influenced by your emotions anymore. The Soul Slayer has already won nine levels. If we win two more levels, we won't be able to make a comeback. The remaining two levels should be played quickly." Hurry up, win no matter what!"

"Why is there no new tower guard, didn't they fall near here..."

Zhao Guanren looked around puzzled, but Chen Guangda said: "After you fell into a coma, a new rule appeared, you can agree or reject random people to join, as long as more than half of the people agree, then we will reject all those burdensome people." !"

"Okay! This level is the wasteland world, you and the second son's strength..."

Zhao Guanren walked up to the top of the ruins, and as far as the eye could see was a deserted city, the skyscrapers were broken like biscuits, the overpasses were covered with strange purple vines, the smell of acid rain was everywhere, it was a doomsday scene after a nuclear war .

"Well! It feels like coming home, I like..."

Xia Buer pulled out a rebar, walked to the ruins and looked up, seeing strange gray-skinned monsters protruding from the dilapidated building, but Chen Guangda also pulled out a rebar, and said with a grin: "If the sky I can't complete the task before the black, I pee upside down!"

"Go ahead! Fight fast..."

The six men rushed out without hesitation, completely naked, but just as Chen Guangda said, he completed the task before dark. After the six men had a good sleep, they got up and entered the No.14 level.

But no one thought that Level No. 14 turned out to be the magical world in the West. The six of them couldn't even speak a foreign language clearly, and finally ran into Zhao Ziqiang's former teammate, the Paladin Gable, and with the help of others, they met with Soul Killer. The latter drew a tie.

……

"Brothers! No.15 will be closed soon, do you want to find some foreign girls before leaving..."

Zhao Ziqiang was sitting in a small wooden hut, smoking a pipe with a bruised nose and a swollen face, and the other five people were also in a panic.

"I bah~"

Chen Guangda complained: "What a foreigner! The women here haven't bathed for several years, their heads are full of lice, their armpits smell worse than my feet, and the perfume is so strong that it can kill people. Let's start the next level quickly, this ghost I can't stay here for a minute!"

"Wait! The next level is the level of the snake spirit..."

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