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Li Shishi was stunned and said: "Are you a general? You can't even absorb a soul piece. It should be because you let the soul chain lock your natal fire. How can you be a general?"
"Cut~ Have the Ten Great Generals seen the Eight Demon Kings, Yong Ye and the Black Demon? They are all rookies in front of me..."
Zhao Guanren picked up the Huanshou knife in embarrassment, handed it to Li Shishi and said, "No matter what you do in this world, you have to rely on your brain. If you don't have a brain, you can only be a gun in someone else's hand. Tomorrow you will learn how to charge the knife. In the future, you It's my charger!"
"Brother-in-law! There is a night market ahead, let's go down and have a look..."
Li Shishi suddenly pointed out the car in surprise, Zhao Guanren immediately honked the horn a few times, and parked the car directly on the side of the road. After Gao Jie got out of the car, he patted the boxes behind the car and said, "I'll go get the goods." It’s sold, buy some daily necessities by the way!”
"You have to buy a mobile phone first, the city is full of electronic transactions, come with me..."
Gao Jie waved her hand into a grocery store on the side of the road. After a lot of bargaining, the three boxes of supplies plus a big gold chain weighing three catties were sold for only more than 8000 yuan, plus two unopened Sansang mobile phones. After asking the price, he was dumbfounded again.
"Nimma! A bowl of noodles with fried sauce is 26 yuan, the big capital is not so expensive..."
Zhao Guanren had a gloomy face, while Gao Jie said with a wry smile: "Not bad! You are already a ten thousand yuan household, and you still have a salary of more than 3000 yuan per month. Ordinary people only have a few hundred yuan a month, and they can't bear to eat breakfast. Fortunately, The house is free of money now, barely enough to live on!"
"Is this life? This is living..."
Zhao Guanren left the shop angrily, and turned a corner to the bustling night market. There were all kinds of messy things in the night market. In addition to the lack of guns and ammunition, all kinds of cold weapons were also sold in a grand manner. down armor.
"Wow! I want to buy a bag, you give me the money..."
Li Shishi directly grabbed Zhao Guanren's cell phone, and excitedly took Gao Jie out to go shopping. Zhao Guanren also walked along the street stalls. Martial arts.
"Brother! Do you want a massage? The price is fair and there are so many technicians..."
A young woman with heavy make-up suddenly came over and looked at him like an old driver. Zhao Guanren immediately rubbed his fingers like a thief. The young woman smiled and tiptoed to whisper in a tacit understanding.
"Fifty? What kind of massage are you doing, old man by the river, please..."
Zhao Guanren looked at her in surprise. The young woman took his hand and walked into the alley. She kept saying that the price could be negotiated, but Zhao Guanren didn't think the price was too high, but it was so cheap that it was only 50 yuan. The price of two bowls of noodles.
"Hsinchu Community?"
Zhao Guanren suddenly noticed that the number plate on the resident's building was the same as his new address. After he walked a little further, he suddenly found that his new home was in this alley.
"Damn! This still makes people alive..."
Zhao Guanren was full of gloom, with his hands on his hips. The walls of the community had been demolished long ago, and people could come and go as they please in public toilets, and the first floor along the street had been converted into shops, with a row of pink ambiguous lights.
"Pretty boy! Come get a massage..."
A large number of beautiful girls are sitting at the door, calling him handsome or handsome. He has never been so handsome in his life, but the hard thing is that his new home is on the second floor in front of him, and he is probably shaken every day go.
"Pretty boy! Go in and click, look at that young model, only eighty..."
The young woman dragged him into the store forcefully, surrounded by dozens of girls, showing off her young and beautiful capital.
Zhao Guanren cheerfully took advantage of a large circle, suddenly opened his empty trouser pockets, spread his hands and said with a smirk: "I have no money or a mobile phone, I just want to hear you call me... pretty boy!"
"Bastard! Are you playing tricks on my old lady..."
"Damn poor! You dare to eat tofu without money, beat him to death..."
"Don't run! Stop..."
Dozens of girls exploded into the nest at once, picked up slippers and benches and chased Zhao Guanren to beat him. Zhao Guanren ran away with his head in his arms, but when he ran outside the alley, he shouted again: "You dare to beat me, I will tear down your chicken coop later!" , let you not earn a dime!"
"Bang bang bang..."
A lot of beer bottles were smashed out, and the girls didn't dare to chase them out to fight after all, but Zhao Guanren ran back after a while, and several old bustards immediately stopped in the middle of the road, pointing at him and yelling, "How dare you come back?" Right, kill him for me!"
"on!"
More than a dozen thugs ran out aggressively, but seeing Zhao Guanren not only wearing a mask, but also carrying a stinking plastic bucket in his hand, someone immediately exclaimed, "No! He's going to throw shit!"
"Wow~"
A large amount of whoring feces was poured over in the air, and the thugs were so scared that they ran away. Before he could react, an old bustard was suddenly splashed all over his face by Zhao Guanren, and he cried out with a "wow".
"Run! Someone is throwing shit..."
Cosmetic Powder Lane exploded in an instant, hundreds of girls and customers fled for their lives, and even the thugs ran fast together, while Zhao Guanren held the dung bucket in one hand and the dung ladle in the other, throwing dung everywhere like a pervert, Almost all stores have suffered a big scoop.
"Hey hey hey..."
Zhao Guanren walked into a dead end with a grinning grin. The girls shrank in the corner and shivered in fright. The old bustard squatted on the ground, waved his hands and begged, "Don't splash me! Please don't splash me, we won't take your money." No, I don't want a cent!"
"Wow~"
"what……"
Screams resounded through the entire street in an instant, and when the police arrived, clutching their noses, Zhao Guanren walked out as if nothing had happened, and proudly said to himself with a cigarette in his mouth, "I'm afraid of spreading hatred, you black old man!" The devil doesn't go out to inquire about it, and anyone in the food street who sees me must not call me brother!"
suddenly!
Before he finished speaking, his chest suddenly burned again, the second soul chain was suddenly untied, and the second gift from the Lord of Darkness was quietly delivered, he immediately squinted and said: "Five thunders on the top? I just don't believe in this evil! "
Chapter 0122
"Why do you want to drive them away, it's not easy for them..."
Li Shishi was lying on the window of her new home, looking at the stinking Roufen Alley downstairs, where the girls either ran away or were arrested, and no one closed the shop door when it was open.
The new home is a very simple small apartment, one bedroom, one living room with a kitchen and bathroom, all the furniture is readily available, Li Shishi also bought a lot of daily necessities, although the area is a bit small, but in the overcrowded Jiangdong Dabao, it can be regarded as a luxury house up.
"If we don't drive us away, how can we sleep, the building will be collapsed by them..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window with a water glass in his hand, and said, "Don't think that they can't survive anymore. Nine out of ten ladies are lazy. Besides, condoms are scarce now, and one person who gets sick can infect a large number of people. It's also for the sake of driving them away." They are good!"
"What is your second gift..."
Li Shishi looked back at him, and Zhao Guanren looked up at the clear night sky and said: "The black old devil said that as long as I dare to make false oaths, the five thunders will strike me no matter when and where, but I think it is scaring me. How can this be possible on a sunny day?" There is thunder!"
"Then don't swear, what if it's true..."
Li Shishi loosened her trousers and released her big tail, but just as she wanted to be a monster, Zhao Guanren pulled her away, looked at the sky and said loudly: "I swear! The woman I love the most in my life is Li Shishi, and I will only love her from now on, no Touch other girls, or I will be killed by lightning!"
"..."
Li Shishi immediately looked at the night sky in horror. Even if she was really his favorite woman, a scumbag like Zhao Guanren would never defend himself like a jade, but after waiting for a while, no thunder fell.
"Cut~"
Zhao Guanren mocked: "Let me just say that it scares me. If I swear I will be struck by lightning, then I'm not a thunderbolt. Let me see it..."
"Boom boom boom..."
suddenly!
A burst of dull thunder interrupted his words, and the two of them trembled in shock, only to see the clear night sky suddenly change, large black clouds covered the stars, and lightning bolts kept shuttling through the clouds.
"Not good! You quickly hide..."
Zhao Guanren ran out of the door, and Li Shishi rushed into the bathroom, but there was a loud "boom", and a bolt of lightning struck the clothes rack outside the window, shattering the entire window .
"Puff~"
Zhao Guanren was so frightened that he fell to the ground and fled into the corridor, but he hid in the corridor and waited for a long time before the second bolt of lightning did not strike again.
"It's so good, why is there a drought and thunder..."
The neighbors all came out in surprise, and a woman said: "It must be some big scumbag who is swearing poisonously, and the thunder is coming to the house!"
"..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in embarrassment, and quickly ran back home with his head down. When he saw that there were broken glass all over the floor, the iron drying racks were smashed and melted.
"Humph~"
Li Shishi came out of the toilet, her tail hairs stood up after being shocked, and she said resentfully: "Don't hurt others if you are a scum, God can't stand it anymore!"
"Nimma! This is really here to hack me..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the window in shock, the dark clouds had dissipated, and the clear night sky appeared again, as if he had taken a taxi here, taught him how to behave, and then left.
Li Shishi came over and said: "I guess the oath you just swore was not poisonous enough, only one thunder fell. If you dare to say that you are Dongjiang Peng Yuyan, ten thunders will strike you to death!"
"Is this a lie? This is the truth..."
Zhao Guanren turned around and opened the sofa bed, and after removing all the broken glass on it, he said, "Fortunately, you will only be struck by lightning if you swear, and if you lie, you will be struck by lightning. Get a basin of hot water and wash my feet!"
"I'm your sister-in-law, I'm underage, you are my servant..."
Li Shishi crossed her waist angrily, but Zhao Guanren took off his stinky socks, and said with a smile: "You eat my stuff and live in mine. You should be my servant, right! Tonight you spend How much did you spend, and you bought a lot of things, probably several thousand?"
"twelve thousand!"
"How much... how much?"
Zhao Guanren straightened up suddenly, the muscles on his face were trembling, but Li Shishi said with contempt: "Isn't it just a little money for you, you raise a goddess, not a maid, if my sister is here, she will definitely You spend more fiercely than me, you can be content!"
"Pick water! I owed you two sisters in my previous life, and I admit it..."
Zhao Guanren lay softly on the sofa, but Li Shishi took a bath by himself, and he almost fell asleep after waiting. The little fox finally came out with wet hair, but the big tail was fluffy and white.
'I go! '
Zhao Guanren squinted his eyes and was secretly startled. The little fox was only wearing a big T-shirt, his two big white legs were straight and long, and his upper body was well developed. The very attractive big tail can kill people.
"Brother-in-law!"
The little fox laid down on the sofa coquettishly, brushed his face with his big tail, and said with a charming smile, "Come into the room and sleep with me, how uncomfortable it is to sleep on the sofa!"
"Little fox! Let me tell you..."
Zhao Guanren closed his eyes, stroked her fur tail and said: "When you go to the Zhanwu Hall, you must put your tail away. Don't panic if people find it, just let them come to me, and you have to learn to drive. In case If the skull tower appears again, run away!"
Li Shishi was surprised and said, "Didn't the seventeen skeleton towers appear, why is there still a skeleton tower?"
"Don't you want to change places? It's always right to be prepared..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her into his arms with one hand, and said, "You have to study hard. Although the people in Zhanwutang didn't understand it, at least they can teach you to lay a solid foundation. If the skull tower appears again, the only one who can do it The only one who can save you is myself, brother-in-law has more than eighteen soul chains, and the hatred of the entire Eternal Night Legion!"
"Brother-in-law! I must study hard and protect you in the future..."
Li Shishi's eyes were reddened with emotion. Unexpectedly, the door was knocked as soon as the words were heard. Zhao Guanren walked to the door with the first knife on the upper ring, but when he looked out through the cat's eyes, it turned out that some old bustards brought people to the door. coming.
"Boom~"
Zhao Guanren yanked open the anti-theft door, pulled off the cloth cover on the ring knife, and said with a sneer, "What? I didn't eat enough shit just now, do you want to eat something fresh?"
"No no! Brother, you misunderstood..."
A plump bustard hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Brother! We don't know Taishan with our eyes, but we didn't expect that a big man from Zhanwu Hall came. You deliberately drove us away, it should be for that... crossing the catastrophe, right? "
"Crossing Tribulation?"
Zhao Guanren looked back subconsciously, and suddenly remembered what happened when he was struck by lightning just now, so he sneered and said, "I'm a bit knowledgeable! If I didn't drive you away just now, the thunderbolt would have blown your chicken coop, but how do you know?" I am from Zhanwutang?"
"I have a younger sister who lives next door to your house, and I saw the Zhanwu Hall pass in your car..."
The old bustard said cautiously: "Brother! We are doing business here, and it does bother you to clean up, but we have a three-bedroom apartment in the sixth building. We can exchange it with you. We cover all the water and electricity bills. In the future, we will find a technician. No money from you!"
"Do you think our family needs a technician..."
Li Shishi walked over arrogantly dragging her big tail, and the old bustard immediately laughed and said: "I'm sorry! I'm disturbing the two of you, my sister's beauty is absolutely stunning in the whole city, but living here does not meet the status of the two, three Keep the key to the room!"
The bustard directly gave the key to Li Shishi, and Zhao Guanren said straightforwardly: "Okay! I won't stop you from getting rich. Come in and help me move things there. If you have nothing to do, stay away from Liudong. The deputy hall master recently cultivated Skyrocketing, maybe in two days there will be another catastrophe!"
"Oh~ So you are the vice hall master, we really don't know Mount Tai..."
A group of girls looked at him in shock, and ran in to help them move in fear, but Zhao Guanren quietly grabbed the old bustard, pointed to a delicate and simple young woman, and asked doubtfully, "This is my neighbor, did she just go to sea? "
The old bustard gave a thumbs up and said: "Brother! You are really old. You have just left your period and are going to go to sea tomorrow. If you are interested, give her one yuan and help her open one!"
"Hehe~ I just care about my neighbors and don't do that kind of thing..."
Zhao Guanren subconsciously scratched his chest, and when the things were almost moved, they walked to the sixth building under the leadership of the bustard. A three-bedroom house is much better than a small apartment, and the third floor, which is neither high nor short, is quite suitable.
"Okay! Let's share a room with each other, and don't bother anyone..."
After Zhao Guanren closed the anti-theft door, he patted Li Shishi's head and got into the bathroom, subconsciously opened the window and looked downstairs.
A group of women were walking out chattering, but the young woman seemed to have heard something, she looked back at him sensitively, smiled sweetly, and waved to him lightly.
"then!"
Zhao Guanren picked up an unopened bottle of perfume and threw it directly on the grass downstairs. The young woman immediately ran over to pick it up and pointed to the girl with big eyes behind her. Gently squeezed the folder, took the young woman's arm and left with a smile.
"If you don't pay, you won't break the law..."
Zhao Guanren closed the window and smiled, and took a hot bath, but when he opened the door, he was dumbfounded. The little fox was sitting in the living room with his legs crossed, and said with a sneer, "Double Kill, right? You even took Miss Ben's perfume as a deposit, do you know that it's a limited edition?"
Zhao Guanren said without changing his face: "Nonsense! What is the deposit? I think that girl is nice. I just want to persuade her to be good. You are young, so don't think so dirty!"
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