Zhao Guanren said disdainfully: "Yongye just made me cry while I was alive. Turning around, he put down the butcher knife and immediately became a Buddha. Forget it! You don't understand, Ding Xiaodan! When did you come here? Yes, has my identity been exposed long ago?"

"After you sank the submarine, I was quietly sent to the West Island by helicopter, and mutants picked me up..."

Ding Xiaodan said sincerely: "I don't know when you were exposed, but they already knew that I knew you, and I was just a candidate, and I was just a low-level mutant. If I change again, I will be completely different !"

Zhao Guanren said: "It seems that Mystique is more advanced than you. Are there any advantages and disadvantages of mutants?"

"The advantage is that it is stronger than ordinary people, its self-healing ability is several times higher, and it can produce different abilities..."

Ding Xiaodan said: "But we tasted that blood is easy to get out of control, and we really want to bite people and drink blood. It may be because the biochemical fluid is based on viruses, and mutants have no fertility, estrogen will surge, and men will grow breasts. Turning into a shemale, my little brother will shrink in!"

"Uh~"

Zhao Guanren suddenly had an ominous premonition, and Song Qian also asked suspiciously: "Is Mystique a man or a woman, maybe she is a human demon?"

"Impossible! The elders don't have that skill..."

Zhao Guanren stood up and said, "Ding Xiaodan! I'll spare your life for the sake of fellow countrymen, but before I leave this island, you'll have to eat, drink, and drink at the lighthouse. When I leave, you can fend for yourself! "

"Brother! I want to go back to my country, I want to go home, ugh..."

Ding Xiaodan collapsed on the ground and began to cry. Zhao Guanren patted her on the head and said, "You can't blame others for the path you choose. You should have told me about these things. But if I find out the truth and find out that you didn't lie If not, I will take you back to Dongjiang!"

"Thank you brother! I will never hide from you again..."

Ding Xiaodan kowtowed to him twice, and Zhao Guanren led Song Qian down. Halfway through, Song Qian asked curiously, "How did you know that the helicopter was coming? That helicopter didn't make any sound at all!"

"Of course I use my brain..."

Zhao Guanren said as he walked, "I asked Tang Ni to bring the white couple into the duty room. There was a monitor hidden under the desk. They persuaded Tang Ni to steal the vaccine and go to the base with them. Tang Ni refused and went out. Then the husband and wife The two mentioned the Yeling helicopter!"

"My God! Your scheming is really deep, every step is calculated..."

Song Qian covered her mouth in shock, and Zhao Guanren smiled again: "If I was as brainless as you, I would have died [-] times earlier. Next time I am held hostage, don't be so honest. They dare not shoot, idiot!"

"I was stunned at the time, two guns were pointed at me..."

Song Qian lowered her head in shame, Zhao Guanren turned around and asked, "You're quite stubborn this time, you'd rather die than take off your clothes, what do you think?"

"I, I don't want you to look down on me..."

Song Qian bit her lip weakly, but Zhao Guanren suddenly pinned her against the wall, and said with a sinister smile: "Big star! Your thoughts are very dangerous, brother is the most life-threatening master in the three realms, fall in love with me!" Your life will be ecstasy!"

"Whoever falls in love with you, don't be so stinky! I don't want to be a mistress..."

Song Qian turned her head away in disdain, but when Zhao Guanren put her face in front of her, Song Qian couldn't help shaking, her breathing was disordered as if she had run 500 meters, and Zhao Guanren's mouth moved closer and closer. close.

"Boss! Madame is looking for you..."

Lin Zirui rushed in from the door, looked up at the two with a smile on her face, Song Qian immediately ran down in a panic, and rushed out of the lighthouse without looking back.

"Ha! You little hoof, dare to lie about the military situation..."

Zhao Guanren walked down slowly, and Lin Zirui came up to hold him and said, "Boss! Why doesn't the lady boss want to see Song Qian? She is just a second-tier obvious. I don't know how many men I have experienced. I really don't know what is special about her! "

"Song Qian smiled like a person, and that hoof was a thorn in her heart..."

Zhao Guanren thought of Renfudi Ji who was far away in the big man, and the little ladies satirized Shen Qingwen a lot, but Lin Zirui nodded and said: "President Pan and the others are all here, asking what happened, the guards are blocking them from coming in !"

"Cut~ Old Pan asked knowingly, the vaccine bottle contains his wife's urine, how could he not know..."

Zhao Guanren walked out of the lighthouse and ordered to look around, and said, "Tell them all to go back. If you want to see me, let them make an appointment tomorrow. By the way, tell them that there will be a fishing boat coming tomorrow. It was given to me by the base. No one is allowed to snatch it." !"

"Really! That's great..."

Lin Zirui kissed him excitedly, and whispered sweetly: "Boss! Let someone accompany you tonight, your little assistant doesn't want to sleep alone, my good boss, does the little assistant want to kiss you?" !"

"Haha~ Taiwanese girls are not worth their lives..."

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Go get a bucket of warm water, go to the cave to wash the proprietress's feet and buttocks, no matter whether she asks you to wash it or not, you have to do it right, this ancestor is not good, we both If you're not having a good time, just listen to her arrangement!"

"Hee hee~ The proprietress really likes me, she even gave me a bottle of perfume..."

Lin Zirui grinned and ran towards the gate, Zhao Guanren called two guards and asked them to deliver meals to Ding Xiaodan regularly, but Ding Xiaodan was not allowed to leave the lighthouse. A few tears will soften the heart.

"Counselor! Turn on alert mode..."

Zhao Guanren knocked on his "Little Genius" wristwatch. In fact, he was not a master of forecasting. He found that the approach of the helicopter was entirely thanks to the wristwatch. The wristwatch can continuously detect for ten hours, approaching aircraft and missiles within a two-kilometer range. But then sleep for another twelve hours.

"Who is the translator, it sounds really familiar..."

Zhao Guanren walked back thoughtfully. He knew that the danger was far from over. As long as he dared to board the ship sent by the base, a missile would make him nowhere to escape.

"Puff~"

A sound of falling suddenly sounded from behind, and Zhao Guanren looked back in surprise. It was Ding Xiaodan who fell from the lighthouse, lying on the grass and twitching non-stop. He rushed over, knelt on the ground and turned Ding Xiaodan over. come over.

"Brother! I, I can't die, but I have a monitor in my body..."

Ding Xiaodan said painfully: "The monitor can send messages to the base using Morse code, I don't know how to use codes, and mine is faulty, as long as someone nearby sends a report, it will leak electricity. Just now I lay on it to watch you, monitor The device suddenly leaked electricity!"

"Do you have any companions on the island..."

Zhao Guanren hurriedly let her lean into his arms, and Ding Xiaodan vomited blood and said, "I don't know what I know, but that person must be nearby, and the distance can trigger my monitor. That person... that person is very It might be in our camp!"

Chapter 0773 Bad Boys

Eight days passed in a flash, and the exiled island finally ushered in the cold December, but the fishing boats promised by the base had never been seen. Fuck you, you're a clown!

"Ha~"

Zhao Guanren stood in the meeting room of the West Island and was laughed angrily. The leaders of the two islands looked ashen, and all looked at him eagerly. He immediately took the radio on the table, pointed to Lin Zirui and asked, "Shi Kesha Can't be humiliated, can you say this sentence in English?"

"Uh~"

Lin Zirui subconsciously looked at the others. There was a translator on the table, but even the translator was turned over beyond recognition. All the white people were stupefied and didn't understand what he was trying to say.

"Oh~ Your English level is so fucking bad, I'll do it myself..."

After Zhao Guanren cleared his throat, he held the communicator and said loudly: "Lisa! You are little bitch, you can kill me! But you don't fuck me! I'll be fuck you family women, All!"

"..."

The more than 20 people in the audience were stunned. Most of the people present could speak English, and they were used to Zhao Guanren's loose English, but the rare thing is...they all understood them. Killing can't be humiliated" was perfectly interpreted.

"Clap clap clap..."

Suddenly there was warm applause in the conference room, and several senior white people praised it again and again. Only Dahe, the Dongdao militia company, looked dull, and asked quietly: "Commander Song! Why is the director's English level so high? What are you talking about, are you scolding?"

"Hehe~"

Song Qian covered her mouth and snickered: "Of course! I didn't see that the foreigners applauded. He just said Lisa, you little bitch, you can kill me, but you can't tease me, I will greet the women in your family ,all!"

"Song Qian!"

Zhao Guanren suddenly threw the radio station to Song Qian, and said, "Go find three emotional writers, write stories about Lisa having an affair with her boss, messing around with black subordinates, and sleeping with her own father, and divide them into three episodes. Read it aloud on all channels, and broadcast it to me ten times in English every day!"

"Haha~ This is too cruel..."

Lin Zirui's smile trembled, and Song Qian nodded her head dumbfounded. There are many people of all kinds on the island, and there are a lot of people who are engaged in literature and art and anchors. These people are so idle all day long, they will definitely Write the story to a special wonderful.

"Captain! It seems that the base has no intention of negotiating with us..."

Mrs. Pan spread her hands and said: "The meaning of the base is now very clear. We are determined to mutate all human beings, and we don't care about regular vaccines anymore. And we are in a very difficult situation. The base has obviously blocked the sea area, and our food is almost at its limit!"

"that whoever……"

Zhao Guanren looked at a white officer and asked, "Does the base have satellite surveillance capabilities? They seem to be able to see everything about us!"

"Certainly not! The satellite needs the support of the ground station of the country, and it has long been unusable..."

The white officer replied: "The unmanned reconnaissance drone is a reliable and cheap choice. It can see everything on the island clearly from beyond the line of sight. There is no option to snipe you with missiles. In my opinion, they are Want to test your limits, you're a bad boy!"

Zhao Guanren said in astonishment, "What bad boy?"

"This is what the Western world calls you. Zhao Guanren is a bit of a mouthful for them..."

The other party said sincerely: "After you entered the alien plane, the whole world is investigating your details, and the conclusions you draw are contrary to the heroes. Go to jail so they call you a bad boy!"

"Hey! I always walk the talk and never went to jail for fraud..."

Zhao Guanren pointed at him and said, "I'm an honest vendor every year, and the price is clearly marked. Besides, there is a logo on the instant noodles. The picture is for reference only. You can only buy baby lobsters for a dollar. If you want to buy mother lobsters, then Gotta pay the fuck!"

"..."

Everyone scratched their noses and no one spoke. Everyone knows Zhao Guanren's character. He always stands on the edge of morality and law, and insults your IQ nakedly. If you reason with him, he will play rascal with you. shit on you.

"Your Excellency! The base has embarked on a road of no return..."

The white officer said: "Whether the virus is spread by them or not, they will be nailed to the pillar of shame, so they will not let you go back, they will only continue to put pressure on you, and force your cards out, so as to get more So many secrets about you!"

"It doesn't matter! Since the little bitch likes to play, I will play with her to the end..."

Zhao Guanren looked around the crowd and said, "Among you are spies from the base, and most of you also want to go to Australia, but I can only do my humanitarian duty. If there is food, I will share it with you. Good luck to everyone!"

"captain!"

A foreign girl hurriedly stood up and said: "Can we get a vaccine? We can pay any price. It is already winter, and many people will not be able to survive. We want to exchange a batch of food with the base, or send Women and children leave!"

"Do you dare to be more hypocritical? I'm ashamed to say you..."

Zhao Guanren pointed at her and mocked: "The refugees are all hungry and thin, only you have a bigger bust. You wear a bikini and swim in the lake in the cold weather. You want people to drink your urine. If I give you the vaccine, Tomorrow you will run away with President Pan!"

"Axi! It's none of my business, it's not my idea..."

President Pan folded his arms with a guilty expression on his face, Madam Pan immediately glared at the foreign girl, but Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "Madam Pan! Isn't it a vaccine if you pee? There is an inner ghost! Goodbye!"

After Zhao Guanren finished speaking, he turned his head and left, and the Dongdao people followed him.

"Guys! I think it's a good idea..."

A man with glasses stared at Madam Pan with piercing eyes, and said, "We can provide Madam's plasma, disguise it as a vaccine and exchange it for food at the base, and we can also ask Madam to give us blood transfusions, maybe the antibodies will automatically multiply in our bodies!"

"No! Vaccines are beyond our understanding. They are completely different from vaccines in the traditional sense..."

An expert said: "This vaccine is like a parasite, it will change with different human bodies, so it is only suitable for the vaccinated person, and it has the effect of improving metabolism and anti-aging. Please observe Mrs. Pan carefully, she My skin is smoother than before, and my whole body is more energetic!"

"My God!"

Mrs. Pan was pleasantly surprised: "No wonder I feel younger. It turns out that this is not an illusion. The vaccine is really awesome!"

"Hmm! It's really amazing, both Lin Zirui and Song Qian have changed..."

The expert said enviously: "Peter Zhao, is there any nonsense? Madam's urine does contain antibodies. Ten milliliters of urine can purify more than 200 liters of polluted water. Unfortunately, it is only active for one hour. Otherwise, Madam's urine is the best antivirus. Potion!"

"Wait a moment!"

President Pan hurriedly asked: "If the antibody is active for an hour, and the urine is poured on the wound of the infected person, can it kill the virus?"

"Yes! Our thoughts coincide with each other..."

The expert praised: "However, we need volunteers. There are no more mice in the laboratory. If someone is accidentally infected, please bring him here immediately, or go directly to Mrs. Pan. We recommend both showering and oral administration!"

"Oh! It's disgusting..."

Many people stuck out their tongues in disgust, and Mrs. Pan also said with a flushed face: "Stop this topic, it makes me very embarrassed, we should immediately send the girl to the East Island to inquire about news, their food seems to be endless Same, that's pretty weird!"

"Ma'am! East Island people are too exclusive..."

The white officer said helplessly: "They were very weak at first, but now a tough leader has appeared, and they have turned themselves into parts on the chariot. Everyone is staring at us like agents, and we can't get any news! "

"This shows that you don't know them. Kate and the others have already entered the camp. It's a group of white people..."

Mrs. Pan said: "People in the East Island don't care about race, they value cultural identity. Kate is learning their language and wearing their ancient costumes. She is easily accepted. She now eats two meals a day and manages more than 200 people. People, and two assistants!"

The other party asked: "Your culture is also in the same strain, why is it not accepted?"

"Uh~ After all, it's a battle of dignity..."

President Pan said: "Peter Zhao is not a racist, he is a cultural invader. It is very simple for us to integrate into them, just admit that kimchi was invented by them, but we also need dignity!"

"Fuck!"

The white officer shook his head and said, "Damn pickles, what does this have to do with dignity, your way of thinking is too difficult to understand!"

Mrs. Pan smiled bitterly: "Look! You have been invaded by his culture, and you can even swear!"

"Hey Amy! Where did you get the food..."

Dayang girl suddenly yelled at the door, a fashionable little girl came in, grabbed two roasted sweet potatoes and said: "I got it from the Dongdao camp, I went to their place to learn languages, just happened to meet their roasted sweet potatoes , I want two!"

"Why did they let you in, you won't sell your body..."

The officer stood up in shock, but the little foreign girl said angrily, "Are you crazy? I'm not the only one who went in. Natasha and the others have all gone. As long as you say you want to learn a language, you can go in. It's easy to get food. , as long as you shout out a word... Where did the kimchi be removed!"

"Damn it! What a bloody pickle..."

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