one step closer to the end

The gay man touched his butt subconsciously, and said angrily: "I have no grievances or enmity with you. It was just a misunderstanding with your master back then. You dig up the old account and say that this is a sign of lack of education. Anyway, I didn't do it." Yes, I will never admit it! Hmph~"

"Okay! There's nothing to argue about this kind of thing..."

Hongluan suddenly stood up and said: "Yunxuan is right. We all underestimated the Taiping Heavenly Kingdom and thought they were just a small island country. Who would have thought that they would be so arrogant. I suggest that we send troops together while the two countries are getting closer. Fight against Thai thieves!"

"I agree! But you have to be careful not to jump over the wall in such a hurry..."

Zhao Guanren clasped his hands and said: "Your Majesty! It has been nearly half a year since Shunguo sent out the crusade signal, but the Thai thieves turned a deaf ear to it, apparently wanting to fight to the death. My son-in-law suggested that the two countries should destroy the corpse poison powder together, so as not to fall into the hands of the Thai thieves and cause helplessness." A catastrophe to redeem!"

"Wait a minute!"

Ji Lao San raised his hand and said, "How do you ensure Shunguo is trustworthy and destroy all the corpse poison powder? What if they keep some of them?"

"The two countries border on Shunji, a few passes can't stop the corpses all over the mountains..."

Zhao Guanren said: "Once the corpse appears, we can use local materials and throw the corpse poison back. Poisoning the country is suicide. Only the Thai thieves who are far away overseas are not afraid of being implicated, so they will definitely do everything possible to return the corpse. If you get the poisonous powder in your hands, it will cause endless harm if you keep the corpse poisonous powder!"

"My minister agrees!"

Hongluan bowed her hands together, and all her people followed suit.

"Yunxuan! I understand your intentions..."

Emperor Jiwu waved his hand and said: "Only I know the place where the corpse poison is sealed up. If it is stolen by others, wouldn't my head be picked as it is? You should let Shunguo destroy the poisonous powder. I use the human head." I guarantee you that not a single grain of the poisonous powder will leak out!"

"Your Majesty! You can guarantee it, but do you dare to guarantee it for your children and grandchildren..."

Zhao Guanren said seriously: "I believe Senior Hongluan has already told you that a disaster of annihilation will begin in the first year of the apocalypse, within three years there will be no human beings and animals in the world, and the year of the apocalypse is the year when your grandson ascends the throne." , you have to think about future generations!"

"Apocalypse may be as short as a hundred years, or as long as two or three hundred years. Why are you so anxious..."

Emperor Jiwu waved his hand and said: "I will discuss this matter later, and I will think about it for a few more days. You have come from a long distance, and your sincerity can be felt in the sky. I will personally wait for you at noon to wash away the dust. The civil and military officials have a banquet together and discuss an ecliptic plan." Getting married on an auspicious day is the right thing to do!"

"Your Majesty! Please summon Zhang Tiansheng to enter the palace. My son-in-law has a private matter to ask him..."

Zhao Guanren raised his head and cupped his hands. Emperor Jiwu agreed without hesitation, and then discussed some matters with several envoys. After setting the tone of the peace talks, he left the court. It was past eleven o'clock in the noon, just in time for dinner. when the mouth.

"Uncle! This is my father, Ye Zimei, the crown prince of the Eastern Palace..."

The grandson of the emperor came up to him in a desperate manner. The prince was dressed in a silver dragon robe. Both father and son were gentle and thin scholars, completely different from the rough and rough Emperor Jiwu. A little gloomy.

"Haha~ Hello, Prince, what should I call this, brother-in-law or brother-in-law..."

Zhao Guanren bowed his hand to return the salute with a smile, and the prince seemed to be very easy-going with a smile: "In formal occasions, you are called prince, in private, you are called uncle, and I will directly call you Yunxuan, by the way! My daughter-in-law Yongning is also here, my family This kid is about to fall in lovesickness, he can't sleep at night!"

"Here we come! The three sisters will come to have a banquet together..."

Zhao Guanren patted the emperor's grandson's arm, and Hongluan also led several people over. The leader was Yuan Shichu, the famous unicorn general of Ji Kingdom, who was also Hongluan's great-great-grandson.

"Sister Hongluan! Your family's bloodline is fine, it's so similar..."

Zhao Guanren looked at Yuan Shichu in surprise. A tall and mighty general, he looked seven points like Zhao Ziqiang. On the contrary, the blood of the Ye family was more mixed.

"Zhao Consort! You are calling me sister, how should I get along with you..."

Yuan Shichu clasped his hands together with a smile on his face, while Hongluan said with a smile, "You guys talk about each other, they talk about being immortal, and they call sisters and sisters when they see beautiful women. Once they cheat, they are all girls, right?"

"Sister! Our reputation is not very good, so don't spoil it..."

Zhao Guanren smiled and chatted nonsense with everyone. All the great gods and fairies saw a basket, and he didn't remember a few of them. However, the apprentice of the gay three took the initiative to make friends with him. He gave a very apt name - Ji Xiaoshou!

"My son-in-law! The emperor has something to discuss with you, please come with this old slave..."

The chief eunuch suddenly called Zhao Guanren away alone, and went straight to a small tea room. He only saw Emperor Jiwu sitting at the coffee table drinking tea, and Ye Jier stood beside him alone, and said with a smile: "The emperor asked me to ask you, what is the dowry belt?" Are you here?"

"I don't know which gift the emperor wants..."

Zhao Guanren walked to the armchair with a smile and sat down. Emperor Jiwu put down the tea bowl and said solemnly: "I want both, and the jade seal can't be left outside, otherwise it will endanger my great fortune. I will exchange poison powder with you for Yu Jiaolong, but you have to do it in front of me." It needs to be destroyed!"

"Ha~"

Zhao Guanren said with a smile: "The emperor is too incompetent if he doesn't do business. He traded deadly things for me. The jade seal is too hot for me, so I have to send it to you anyway. The emperor is really stubborn. He took advantage of me and paid for it." You have to call me Dad!"

"I've given you my precious daughter that I've raised for 26 years, and you'll be at a disadvantage if you call me daddy..."

Emperor Jiwu smiled heartily: "Don't call me an iron rooster. It's not easy for me to be an emperor. Besides, you don't need anything. I really don't know what to reward you. Why don't you go to my harem?" Let’s pick and see who will take it away right away?”

"To say that is to look down on me, I'm not greedy..."

Zhao Guanren said: "I can give you both things, and even let Changdi Ji become the little dragon girl of Ji Kingdom, but Yongning cannot marry. She is the order of Prince Shun Guoduan. He once begged me to take Yongning back. I promised." You can't break your word!"

"Oh~ why didn't you say it earlier..."

Emperor Jiwu said: "My grandson is fascinated by her. For her sake, let the two children date for a few days, and when Guan'er's freshness wears off, we will slowly cut off his thoughts. Otherwise, the hard demolition may hurt him, how about you?"

"Okay! I'll let Yongning disgust him on purpose, and then let Yongping come over to cultivate the relationship..."

Zhao Guanren compromised unconditionally. For the sake of the child in Yongning's belly, he didn't dare to take advantage of it, but Ye Jier asked again: "Yunxuan! Are you sure Yujiaolong will listen to me? I think it is very cunning , has been testing your bottom line!"

"If you want to wear a crown, you must bear its weight, and playing a dragon must be risky..."

Zhao Guanren said seriously: "I will give you something to punish it. As for whether it will slip away or find a chance to eat you, it depends on your means, but from now on you can no longer be the fifth master. A dragon has to look like a dragon, and Shunguo is your role model!"

"Okay! I will definitely become the Little Dragon Girl of Ji Kingdom..."

0556 Mr. Bao Zhai

Ji Kingdom has many habits of grassland tribes, such as sitting on the ground for banquets, each with a desk, civil and military officials lined up on both sides of the hall, divided into six rows according to their respective grades, and Emperor Jiwu sat alone on the small high platform in the middle .

"My lord! Do you think this red wine is okay..."

Zhao Guanren was studying a fruit he had never seen before. A maid from the Hu ethnic group came over with red wine. Lafite, let the emperor pay the bill!"

"This is the 82-year-old Lafite, brewed by Chateau Rochai..."

The maid tilted her head very cutely. Zhao Guanren looked up in astonishment. A group of Hu tribe maids were all wearing maid outfits. Lafite was also a naked Lafite. Just look at the writing on the porcelain bottle - Lafite in [-], Luochai Winery in Xihe Town pays tribute!

"I really learned a lot today..."

Zhao Guanren took over the porcelain bottle of red wine with a look of surprise on his face, and asked, "Why is it called Luochai Winery? This winery must be hundreds of years old, right?"

"Yes!"

The maid said with a smile: "Luochai Winery is a century-old brand. It has existed in the previous dynasty. Drinking red wine, eating steak, and rewarding maids are their slogans. Because the founder's surname is Luo and Chai Fu was born, it is called Luochai Winery. , Lafite is the name of one of his concubines!"

"Perfect! Daji's Rothschild family, sober up..."

Zhao Guanren returned the wine to her dumbfounded. The maid opened, tasted and sobered up the wine very professionally. The series of tricks stunned the three princesses. On the opposite side, staring at Yong Ning fascinatedly.

"What are you looking at, it's disgusting..."

Yongning frowned in annoyance, the prince quickly kicked his son, and the grandson wiped his saliva in embarrassment, but there was an irritable woman on the opposite side, who was Zhao Guanren's cheap fiancée.

"Come on! Everyone..."

Emperor Jiwu raised his tall glass, sat behind the long table and said loudly: "The first cup is to our honored guests from Shunguo who came from afar, thank them for their friendship, and the second cup is to my virtuous son-in-law Zhao Yunxuan, thank you For the contribution he has made to my good luck, the third cup is toast to Jishun and Jishun, the friendship will last forever, and peaceful coexistence!"

"What? Three cups in a row..."

The people of Shunguo were taken aback, no matter how low the alcohol content of the wine was, they couldn't stand drinking like this, but the people of Jiguo stood up one after another, no matter men or women, they all raised their heads boldly and killed them, even Renfu Diji was no exception, everyone was fine Dried a glass full.

"Isn't it? You can't lie down and go out after drinking so much..."

Zhao Guanren was also dumbfounded holding the wine glass, but the crown prince smiled and said: "It's just red wine. If you come to our prairie, you will have three bowls of highland barley wine when you sit down. Besides, according to the rules of our Daji Kingdom, guests don't drink and lie down, and the host doesn't accompany you." Well, except for the girl’s house!”

"My mother! I have to sleep all day tomorrow..."

Song Chizhu grinned and shook his head. He had no choice but to bite the bullet with the officials of the Ministry of Rites. Zhao Guanren was the same. He drank three glasses of red wine in a row, and it happened that the whole bottle of red wine was reimbursed.

"Brother Shun Guo is also doing well, let's have three more..."

A prairie warrior came out with a big belly. The people of Shunguo only hated that they didn’t bring a warrior with them, but they didn’t want to lose face in Shunguo. Five or six people could only cheat while drinking. They didn’t even drink while riding horses. All the excuses came out.

"I can't do it! Urinary tract infection took anti-inflammatory drugs, too much alcohol will kill you..."

Zhao Guanren was also playing tricks all the time. If the other party ended up in a round-robin battle, he would have to drink and spit on the spot. He couldn't get away with it, so he just stared at one person doing it, vomited into the napkin while drinking, and forced the cowhide The coaxing prairie warrior vomited dryly.

"Useless things, drag them out and come back..."

General Qilin personally went to the stage to toast, Zhao Guanren had already got down on the ground, and he was too embarrassed to ask him to drink again, but the left servant of the Ministry of Rites suddenly "wow", a long dragon spewed out of his mouth, and he lay on the ground and vomited wildly.

"Oh!!!"

Ji Guowen and Wu burst into cheers, even Emperor Ji Wu jumped up and applauded, but just when the people of Shunguo felt that they were bullying, four sexy prairie girls ran out, sang and danced around Zuo Shilang, and finally carried him out together.

"My lords, our prairie girls are hot..."

General Qilin smiled and said: "This is the rule on our grassland. The distinguished guests drink and lie down, and the female relatives stay with them overnight. Just now, these four are my concubines. Girls who want to sleep drink alcohol. The more they drink, the more they sleep. Come again." !"

"Then can I drink with the emperor?"

The pig-eating ghost of Song Dynasty looked at Emperor Jiwu in a strange way, and Emperor Jiwu laughed boldly: "You want to sleep with my concubine, don't you? I have sent four concubines to serve you as bed attendants!"

"Your Majesty! I respect you a bottle..."

Song Chizhu was also on the top, he jumped up and turned his head up to do it. The sober colleagues originally wanted to persuade them, but the people of Jiguo laughed, and they realized that it was a true custom, and the emperor would not let the queen and concubine wait. Sleeping, he doesn't care about the rest of the little concubines at all.

"Emperor grandson! You don't seem to be good at drinking..."

Yongning didn't know what the idea was, he actually walked up to the emperor grandson with his wine glass, and lightly touched his wine glass.

"sorry!"

The emperor's grandson stood up flattered, held up the wine glass with both hands and said, "Princess! I'm really not good at drinking, but as long as you let me drink, I'm happy to drink as much as I want!"

"Just one drink! Wish us a happy get-together..."

Yong Ning smiled and cast a wink, the grandson of the emperor probably didn't hear what she said, with a look of ecstasy, he drank the wine without hesitation, Yong Ning only drank half a glass before turning his head and leaving.

"Good son-in-law! Drink with you for my mother..."

The empress dragged her phoenix robe and came out in person. It was absolutely impossible to leave it in Dashun, but Ye Jier was right. The empress is a stunner of a generation. She is as beautiful as a big girl in her 40s. She looks like the eldest sister of the Three Emperors.

"Mother-in-law! If my son-in-law vomits from this cup, you have to ask my daughter-in-law to accompany me..."

Zhao Guanren got up and winked at Third Diji, but Third Diji suddenly slapped the table hard and said angrily: "You gentle scum still has the face to call me a wife, you keep saying that she is a master of plagiarism, do you dare to talk to Baozhai layman?" Confront in court?"

"shut up!"

Emperor Jiwu suddenly shouted angrily: "I have spoiled you too much on weekdays. You dare to speak nonsense on such occasions and don't apologize to your husband. Otherwise, I will tear down your broken flower gardens and not leave you a single blade of grass." !"

"Even if you broke my bones, I will say today..."

The Third Emperor Ji rushed out furiously, pointed at Zhao Guanren in public and said, "This man is a cheater who plagiarizes other people's poems to gain a good name for himself. I have already called the layman Baozhai. If you are a man, just be like him." Confrontation!"

"Bastard! Drag her out for me..."

Emperor Jiwu smashed his wine glass angrily, but Zhao Guanren raised his hand and said with a smile: "Master Yuezhang! It's normal for a young daughter-in-law to lose her temper, let alone a daughter-in-law, but if I can prove it, the so-called Baozhai Layman is plagiarism." How are you, little daughter-in-law?"

"That's what you said..."

Third Diji said loudly: "If you can prove that you did not plagiarize, Benji will kowtow to you and admit your mistake. Afterwards, I will serve tea and water, make the bed and fold the quilt, all under your orders. But if you can't prove it, please withdraw the engagement in court. Don't ever come to pester me!"

"No problem! Layman Baozhai, please come..."

Zhao Guanren sat on the desk with a smile, and the Three Emperors confidently ran out to call for someone. The scene immediately cooled down, and everyone sat back in their seats.

"Yunxuan!"

Emperor Jiwu sat back and said: "My girl is really spoiled by me, don't look at her in her 20s, her mind is just a little girl, don't be as knowledgeable as her, wait until she gives birth to a baby for you, after she becomes a mother You'll be sensible!"

"That's right! Qingqing is ignorant, so I apologized for my mother..."

The queen raised her head helplessly and drank a glass, and Zhao Guanren also generously returned a glass, but Hongluan asked again: "Yunxuan! Didn't it mean that the talented scholars made a big fuss with you, and in the end you were overwhelmed by your talents?" , why is Qing girl questioning you again?"

"nothing!"

Zhao Guanren smiled and said, "My parents arranged the marriage, and I'm a stranger. Naturally, she doesn't want to marry me, but I understand how she feels!"

"I don't need you to understand, as long as you dare to act..."

Three Diji suddenly jumped in from outside the hall, acting like an old lady showing you off, and everyone looked out of the hall curiously.

Just look at a black and thin man in his 30s, actually wearing a flamboyant pink robe and a hat of the same color on his head. Behind the hat are two dangling little wings, like a niche singing opera, shaking The paper fan strode in.

"Who said I plagiarized, please show..."

Sao Baonan looked around arrogantly, and suddenly met Zhao Guanren who was rinsing his mouth with red wine. The eyes of the two popped like toads, and their mouths opened. Red wine was sprayed out.

"Fuck! Why are you here..."

Zhao Guanren jumped up like a spring, but Sao Baonan shouted excitedly, rushed up and hugged him, and shouted excitedly: "Boss! I have found you, and the heavens really live up to you!" Careful person, I have been looking for you so hard!"

"you……"

Third Emperor Ji pointed at the two of them dumbfounded, and everyone in the room was also stunned. They hugged each other so well, Zhao Guanren's expression was also very excited.