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Concubine Longzi tilted her head and asked, "Is the earth the place where immortals live? Is it possible to cultivate immortals only there?"
"Zhao Ziqiang said that everyone there is a half-immortal, but they have to rely on external forces..."
Jia Bujia said: "Zhao Ziqiang was born in the Kingdom of Jin. He met an old immortal in Bashan and led him to the world of cultivating immortals. Later, he was hunted down and fled to the earth. After revenge, he returned to his hometown and left behind A few profound qi exercises have led to today's situation!"
"I want your life" cheats should be in the hands of Ji Guo, but only you know the original version..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him and said, "This shows that you and Zhao Ziqiang used to have a very good relationship. You learned your cultivation today from him. Is it because of a woman who broke up?"
"I was originally a scholar. I had a childhood sweetheart with the eldest lady of the Pan family. I made a private appointment for life early on. I just want to marry her after I get the honor in the exam..."
Jia Bujia said distraughtly: "However, I have limited talents and poor family background. When I was desperate, I ran into Zhao Ziqiang. He stole chickens in my yard. After he broke the chicken, he said he would take me to make a fortune, but in the end he ate it up." My chicken is still living in my house!"
"Woo~ that animal..."
Jia Bujia shed two lines of clear tears, and said in a sobbing voice: "He lost a secret book and made me practice foolishly. He is doing harm to the village every day, going to other people's houses to eat meat and sleeping with other people's wives, even my widowed sister-in-law. In the end, I got rid of my Miss Pan family!"
"what?"
Consort Long covered her mouth in shock and said, "This is too much, no wonder you hate him!"
"One night he took me into Pan's residence. I will never forget that scene in my life..."
Jia Bujia said with tears in his eyes: "My virtuous and virtuous Miss Pan is like a whore when I see him. Let him pat his butt and tease him casually, shaking his head and hips to be happy. Later he said that Miss Pan is just a bitch. Bitch, sleeping with her is to make me realize the reality and follow him to do great things!"
Zhao Guanren said: "This shouldn't be the key, but the seed of hatred, right?"
"That's right! I put up with Miss Pan's tone, because I want to stand out..."
Jia Bujia said: "I followed him for eight years, and then I fell in love with another woman... Hong Luan! But he knew that Hong Luan and I were in love with each other, so he recruited Hong Luan to serve him, and made it bigger Hongluan's belly, that time I completely broke with him!"
Concubine Long Zi was surprised: "So you and Hong Luan still have this story?"
"I'm stupid! It took me 30 years to realize that they are not my women at all..."
Jia Bujia smiled bitterly and said: "After I cut Hongluan, she finally admitted to me that she was deliberately seducing me back then, just to help her master get closer to Zhao Ziqiang, and then I went back to find Miss Pan, and she said...Zhao Ziqiang I spent money to sleep with her, ten taels a time! Twelve taels!"
Jia Bujia lay on the table in tears, crying uncontrollably, Concubine Long Zi quickly patted his shoulder to comfort him, but really didn't know what to say.
"This is called Zhenxiang, a scum girl. Zhao Ziqiang is really doing it for your own good, but it's a pity you can't see through it..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said: "You remember the first rule of the "Old Driver's Rules". If you lose your mind, don't lose your mind. Be careful, the gods will not be able to save you even if they come!"
"What? Tell me the "Old Driver Rules" again..."
Jia Bujia jumped up suddenly, and said sadly: "Zhao Ziqiang always said that I am a lover, but I don't want to be a lover either. I have been enlightened all my life and have not fully understood what I did wrong. I became a monk because I was punished." The woman is heartbroken, and she is really scared of being hurt!"
"If you want to enter a woman's heart, you must first enter her body, the body will not lie..."
Zhao Guanren pointed to Concubine Long Zi and said: "If she loves you, she will hold you tightly, kiss you, kiss you, and hum in a nasal voice shyly, if she doesn't love you, she will push you, umhhhh... Shout out, the one who screams pain is not necessarily a virgin, but the one who screams cool must be a bitch!"
"Oh~ I see..."
Jia Bujia looked at him in astonishment, and said with admiration: "If Zhao Ziqiang is like you, he will not let me suffer for most of my life. What if I meet someone with superb acting skills?"
"Focus! Time sees people's hearts..."
Zhao Guanren shook his head and said, "No matter how good an actress is, she sometimes drops the line, and even the best old driver sometimes overturns her car. The only way to do this kind of thing is to do more, watch more, learn more and practice more. Leaves don't stick to your body!"
"Old driver!"
Concubine Longzi suddenly rubbed her belly and laughed, "Based on your experience, which kind does this king belong to?"
"You've already taught yourself..."
Zhao Guanren said contemptuously: "You take away my kidney first, and then tease my heart. If you can't tease me, you will make trouble with the child. You have tried everything you can, but what you want is not my heart, so we can't leave. Kidney can't get away with it, it's at best a one-time partner!"
"Humph~"
Concubine Long Zi said angrily: "If you don't give it, how will you know that I don't want it, but I won't give you my heart. I will use it all on your sons. They are the only goals of my life!"
"Seventeen! You are more ruthless than the Seventh Princess, who never dared to shout at Zhao Ziqiang..."
Jia Bujia leaned back on the chair and said, "Little trumpet! Hongluan knows how powerful Zhao Ziqiang is, even though she misses Zhao Ziqiang's old love, an era has passed, and she may not be able to hold back the children of Ji Kingdom. I'm afraid there are many crises!"
"Grandmaster!"
Concubine Long Zi frowned and said, "You mean, there are people in the country of Ji who don't want King Zhao to live?"
"This is inevitable. Zhao Ziqiang is not an ancestor to the royal family of Ji Kingdom, but a nightmare..."
Jia Bujia said: "Little Trumpet came to the wrong place, helping Dashun to reorganize the rivers and mountains. In their eyes, they came here to overthrow the Daji Dynasty. They will definitely try it out first. If it is feasible, they will definitely kill the grass and roots. Hongluan protects his children and grandchildren." If you are rich, you will turn against each other!"
"Actually, their thinking is correct, and I also know why Zhao Ziqiang failed..."
Zhao Guanren said seriously: "He is full of children and grandchildren in Jiguo, so naturally he can't be cruel, and he asked me to come here but didn't tell the truth. This must be a family relationship, which hindered his decision, but I, an outsider, don't care!"
"It makes sense, the problem lies with Ji Guo..."
Jia Bujia said: "However, you should do more preparations. Although I am rejuvenated now, my cultivation level is not as good as before. At most, I can control one Hongluan. I am not sure that I can beat him, and Jiguo's There are more masters than Dashun!"
"If you can't beat me, I'll run away..."
Zhao Guanren spread his hands and said with a smile: "I'm someone who can go home with a pat on the butt. I can't help them if they really want to kill me. Anyway, let's spend the new year safely tonight. Don't be idle, let's practice quickly. Just don't lay hands on my girl!"
"You misunderstood me..."
Jia Bujia stood up and said, "I'm not a casual person, I just want to have a simple and sincere love to make up for the missing part of my heart. Otherwise, if I don't have the kind of woman I want, how can I keep myself clean for more than 100 years!"
"I'll go! You're a hundred-year-old virgin, so you have to hurry up and make love..."
Zhao Guanren pushed him out, and when he turned around, he saw Concubine Long standing by the window, looking at the colorful fireworks in the sky, with his hands in his pockets and asked, "If I don't want to be an emperor anymore, but just want to be an ordinary woman, Will you... marry me?"
"No! Your breasts are too small, it's boring..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the bedside with a smile, but Concubine Longzi pouted and said, "Why is it so small? What's the use of being so big? I know you like me. That time you hugged me and kissed me hard." Me, that was my... first kiss!"
"Your pregnancy syndrome, why did you suddenly become such a young girl..."
Zhao Guanren quickly touched her head, Concubine Long Zi hugged him tightly, looked at him with big watery eyes, and said emotionally: "Thirty years have no size, tonight I am just a girl, I just want to With the person you like...kiss!"
Concubine Long Zi kissed his mouth on tiptoe, Zhao Guanren didn't push her away again, and pressed her against the window post to kiss back passionately. Concubine Long Zi hugged his head tightly, closed her eyes and said with a smirk: " Old driver! This time I have caught your heart, hee hee~"
Chapter 0527
The [-]th day of the first lunar month has not yet dissipated, and the three thousand dragoons are ready to go. In addition to the logistics personnel, there are also several large caravans and wedding teams, as well as the mission sent by Dashun. People, mules, horses, people and carts stretch for more than ten miles.
"Husband! Come back soon, we will wait for you at home..."
Bian Xianglan led the female family members of the Zhao Mansion, and saw them off outside the city with tears in their eyes. It was not the first time that Zhao Guanren had experienced such a scene. He rode a fine horse in black armor, waved and smiled, and said, "Don't cry! If you go for your husband, you will come back. When the time comes, pick me up outside the city with the baby!"
"Go! Don't be sentimental, I'm here..."
Concubine Longzi stood alone in front of her and waved her hands. Her belly was already protruding. After Zhao Guanren smiled and blew them a few kisses, he immediately galloped forward. The convoy started slowly.
"The cargo of the caravan is tight, don't lose it, and inform the front team at any time if there is any situation..."
Zhao Guanren slowed down the speed and notified in batches that all the vehicles of the caravan were replaced with more advanced four-wheeled carriages just like those of the mission. It was not that Dashun people were stupid before, but it was easy to overturn without a differential, but the two front The wheel is made into a split guide wheel, and the problem can be solved without a differential.
"My lord! Don't worry, it will take at least one and a half months for us to reach Ji Country..."
Song Chizhu came here on horseback slowly. Most of the entourage were on foot. There were not enough horses and vehicles for them. If they walked to Jiguo with their legs, it would be a good one and a half months. Something happened. Two months is not too long.
"Hey~"
A fast horse galloped past like lightning, and Jia Bujia, wearing a new military uniform, galloped excitedly as if he had taken rat poison. Since he got the "Old Driver's Rules", his whole body seemed to be rejuvenated Normally, no one would believe him if he was Master Guoci.
"Damn! This old crazy..."
Zhao Guanren continued to inspect the troops on horseback. The dragoons didn't have to worry at all. They were elite troops who had experienced many battles. Fifty little nurses were also pulled into the carriage. Everyone was very happy, and the envoys were also in the carriage. Fighting against the landlord.
"Uncle! Come quickly, I'm dying..."
The little princess yelled coquettishly in the carriage, and Zhao Guanren had no choice but to ride beside the large and luxurious carriage. The little princess leaned on the window and grabbed his neck, whispering: "Anyway, I'm idle, I'll take him away later." Hurry up, let's shake the car!"
"Let's talk tonight!"
Zhao Guanren pushed her back into the carriage, and a substitute princess was also in the carriage. He was much more dignified than Yongning. He sat aside and read a book in a well-behaved manner. The four dowry maids were waiting on her. Yongning kicked her sister. , angrily scolded the nerd.
"Uncle! Can you come here..."
An exquisite head sticks out from the rear carriage, it is also a substitute princess, but she is only the cousin of Yongning girl, she has been living in the fief with the fifth prince, a 19-year-old lady from a great family, and her sister is only in Yongning Wonderful.
"What's wrong? Yongwei..."
After Zhao Guanren waited for the carriage to arrive, Princess Yongwei whispered anxiously: "Uncle! I, I have a maid who is not acclimatized. Her trousers are stretched and she is already bleeding. Can you call a female nurse to come and see?" See, the doctor's prescription doesn't work!"
"Who? I'll take her to the female doctor..."
Zhao Guanren opened the cloth curtain smoothly, but she was kneeling in the carriage with bare legs, a maid was cleaning the toilet, and a maid was washing trousers with a wooden basin.
"Don't lift it!"
Princess Yongwei's face turned red, and Zhao Guanren leaned into her ear and smiled, "Don't be afraid! The hemorrhoid is just broken, don't use too much force when you poop, Uncle Huang will bring you some penicillin, and bring a nurse." I will teach you how to use it, the emperor will not tell others!"
"You are so bad! I ignore you..."
Yongwei covered his face and shrank back in embarrassment. Zhao Guanren smiled and called a nurse. He learned homemade penicillin in the apocalypse. Naturally, the efficacy of the medicine cannot be compared with modern ones, but for those who have never taken penicillin For some people, it is simply a panacea.
"Master! Come up for a rest, I'm tired and sweaty before leaving Beijing..."
Luo Tan lifted the curtain of the car and shouted, Zhao Guanren couldn't bear the speed of marching anymore, he could still see the capital after working for a long time, so he had to hand over the horse to his followers, and got into his carriage.
"Who is this? Why did you change the girl..."
Zhao Guanren discovered that there was a strange servant girl in the car, a seventeen or eighteen-year-old girl with big eyes, white skin, tall and long legs, she found it completely according to his taste, the little girl kowtowed shyly and said, "Slave Baiyu, kowtow to the master! "
"Didn't Xiang'er break her hand playing with the snow, how can she serve her..."
Luo Tan held up Baiyu's chin, and said triumphantly: "How? I bought it for you from the south, a standard cannon mount, innocent girl, please don't be polite to her, once you are polite, I won't be able to get out of the car, I don't have anyone to serve you!"
"Sister Luo! Why am I alone? Am I not human..."
Qiu Ning suddenly lifted the curtain and came in, sat down cross-legged in military uniform, and said with a smile, "I am the one who serves the prince in the barracks. I am his servant. I know his habits. I don't need to command anyway. You Let me take over when you get tired!"
"Are we talking about a waiter? Will you wait after taking off your pants..."
Luo Tan looked at her with some disdain, Qiu Ning's face changed slightly, and he said with a sneer: "Well, then I misunderstood, but I can do other jobs, by the way, my lord! Baichuan Mansion just sent someone to report , there is a batch of supplies going to the border, I want to go with you for safety!"
"How is the little bitch doing, have you taken them all..."
Zhao Guanren beckoned lightly, knowing that the two of them were fighting each other, one was showing off his skills in bed, the other was emphasizing his ability to do things.
"It went better than you expected..."
Qiu Ning leaned on his shoulder and whispered, "Concubine Longzi has secretly cultivated a group of people, replacing many seemingly unimportant but powerful positions with her people, and she has successfully recruited all the generals. , as long as the emperor doesn't fight against all opinions, most people will support her!"
"Understood! You go out, it's not appropriate for a female officer to stay with me..."
Zhao Guanren waved his hand lightly, Qiu Ning's expression darkened, and he silently opened the curtain and jumped out, while Luo Tan lay on Zhao Guanren's lap, and said with a smile, "You don't need to train for so long, is this little hoof Are you playing a moth behind your back?"
"Qiu Ning is capable of literature and martial arts, and it will be a good knife if it is sharpened..."
Zhao Guanren lit a cigarette and said: "But this little girl is not so easy to grind. You have never seen her other side. I have to insert it on her seven inches, so that she will really obey me. Let's not talk about it! Squint!" Go to sleep, this speed knocks out drowsiness!"
The mighty convoy moved forward at a walking speed, and the mules and horses had to rest, as did the people. It was not until noon that the area of Kyoto was calculated, and repairs began after entering the mountain road.
"Don't bury the pot for cooking, just eat some dry food, rest for half an hour and continue walking..."
Qiu Ning was riding a horse to inspect the caravan behind, whipping the goods from time to time with the horsewhip in her hand, when she suddenly saw two strong workers digging out food from the sacks, she rushed up and whipped each of them hard, cursing: " Who is in charge of your death?"
"Ouch~ Grandma Ning! Why are you so angry? It's my own trick..."
A pock-marked boy rushed out, kicked away two strong workers and held the horse. Qiu Ning also turned over and jumped off the horse, and followed him to a leeward mountain col with a sullen face. Many caravan stewards were here. After resting, something was cooked in the iron pot.
"Grandma Ning!"
Everyone hurriedly stood up and bowed to salute, Qiu Ning went to a folding stool and sat down, pointing at a young man and scolding: "You Zhang Liuye Jingui, right? Everyone is eating dry food, and you are the only ones cooking here! "
"Sister-in-law! Just spare me, everyone in Lanshuihe is eating hot pot..."
The young man squatted beside her to help her beat her legs, and a middle-aged man also apologized and said with a smile: "Second Young Mistress! Isn't it filial to your elders that my family has earned money? The iron rule of our Ningguo Mansion is that the first person to come back from the goods For this matter, you must first kowtow to Grandma Ning as a filial piety, right!"
"Looking through the old almanac, is there still the Ningguo Mansion now, it has already been established and settled..."
Qiu Ning kicked the young man away and said angrily, "Don't call me sister-in-law. I broke up with that wretched brother of yours long ago. Such a man from a big family forced me, a woman, to sneak into someone's mansion, and use my hot face to stick to the big man. Cold ass, am I easy? Me, you don’t give me peace of mind!"
"Oh~ you plague-stricken ones, why are you making Grandma Ning unhappy again, you all go away..."
An old lady ran over to drive away the men, squatted down and asked, "Be angry with the prince, the men of the Tian family are not easy to serve, but why did you make such a big Duke of Ning's mansion come out with only one master like you?" , you can’t just watch the door collapse!”
"I don't even know why, but it makes him look down..."
Qiu Ning wiped her tears and said: "I have never served anyone in my life, and I tried my best to serve him. People laughed at me behind my back, saying that I could lick a drop of urine on his foot, yes! I can Lick, but you have to look at me right now!"
"Grandma Ning!"
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