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Princess Duan covered her mouth and laughed, while the princess kicked her and touched her flat belly with an unhappy expression.
"Little Bailong can't go down to earth without permission, but he also wants to find happiness, what should we do..."
Zhao Guanren said: "So he got on my body, occupied my body and Shi Qi is happy, otherwise Shi Qi would let me touch it, so the seed is mine, but he did it, and it really has spiritual power Immortal species, he didn't sleep seventeen in vain!"
"I see……"
The little princess was surprised and said: "I said why did she suddenly change her gender and deal with you quietly, so is the child she gave birth to yours or Xiao Bailong's?"
"My blood, his dragon soul, the two become one, understand..."
Zhao Guanren ran the train with his mouth full, got up and said, "We can't let outsiders know about this. Seventeen will really turn your face if you say it out. Anyway, you have to keep your mouths shut, that's right! Since you're here, let's have dinner together. Let's go shopping together this afternoon." New Year's goods!"
"Wow, wow! Let's hang out together..."
The little princess jumped up happily, but Zhao Guanren was startled when he opened the door. There was a gray-robed Taoist standing in the gazebo opposite, and the servants who passed by turned a blind eye to him. what?"
"It's okay! You guys go eat first, I'll go pee..."
Zhao Guanren walked straight towards the gazebo. The other party was a living person. He could see the soul in the other party's body, but it seemed that some maze had been set up so that ordinary people could not see him.
"Not bad! As expected, you can see this seat. You are worthy of being the successor of the Great Blowing Immortal..."
The old Taoist was twirling his goatee with a smile, while Zhao Guanren cupped his hands and said with a smile: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry! It turned out to be the great master I met outside the palace gate last time. This king is the half-disciple of Da Chuixian, Zhao Guanren who is known as the Little Trumpet of the Dongjiang River. That's right, I don't know your honorable name?"
"Haha~ What a small trumpet, my Dharma name is Guoci, and I am a deadly enemy with your master..."
The old Taoist looked at him playfully, and Zhao Guanren raised his eyebrows suddenly. He was actually the No. [-] Taoist Master Guoci, and Zhao Ziqiang's deadly enemy.
Chapter 0522 Shameless Grandmaster
Guoci Daoist is immortal, with white hair and white face, dressed in a simple and neat gray Taoist robe, and also wearing a pair of straw sandals in the cold weather, holding nothing in his hand, his long hair is casually tied on his head, and he looks All in one, out of the world.
"I figured it out..."
Zhao Guanren crossed his arms and looked at Master Guoci, and said with his mouth twisted: "My cheating cheap master, I didn't leave a single good thing to me, only countless enemies, if I can't beat him, I'm really fucking good!" I want to smash his dog's head!"
"Haha~ I like to hear this, but your master is nothing..."
Master Guoci laughed and said: "As the saying goes, there are three treasures in the lineage of blowing immortals: bragging, cheap play, and good waist; There is no bottom line in morality and virtue, and there is a lineage of blowing immortals..."
"Stop, stop, stop! Stop, stop..."
Zhao Guanren hurriedly made a pause gesture, and said angrily: "I find you are quite boring. You come to my house to scold the street during the New Year's Eve, but you can scold me for being cheap, Master, so don't scold me too, okay? Although I don't I think he is his apprentice, but everyone thinks I am!"
"Hoho~ little friend! I'm really sorry..."
Master Guoci cupped his hands and said with a smile: "People who know Da Chui Xian are basically dead. I haven't scolded him so happily for many years. I get carried away in a moment of excitement, but let me ask the last question. If you want to sum up your master in one sentence ,how?"
"Despicable and shameless, wicked and smoky..."
"Hahaha……"
Master Guoci laughed happily, ran out of the gazebo, pointed at the sky, and shouted: "Zhao Shacai! You bastard, do you hear that? Even your disciples call you mean and shameless, you are a piece of trash!" .
"..."
Zhao Guanren stared at him dumbfounded. The grand master Guoci, who is number one in the heavenly rankings, had just been immortal and unpredictable, but in the blink of an eye he turned into a shrew and swearing at the streets. The saliva spat all over his face, but He was crazy and refused to give up.
"Sir! What happened..."
The wives and concubines and the servants all ran out after hearing the sound, but Guo Ci returned to normal in an instant, put his hands behind his back and said solemnly: "Little friend! You can't do it, Zhao Ziqiang is your master anyway, you are so respectful!" Cursing him unscrupulously is deceiving the master and destroying the ancestors!"
"Hey yo~"
Zhao Guanren made him laugh angrily, bowed his hands and said, "Wansheng will give you another salute. You are a fucking master. You put shit on my ass yourself. It seems that you and my master are the same. Only the cheapest, not the cheapest!"
"Little friend! I have no other choice..."
The real person Guoci walked over with a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said: "A long-term illness is a cure for itself, a fool will grow brains if he is tricked too much. Besides, the real person doesn't show his face, and he doesn't show his face. I have to have this face." , anyway, you young man, it doesn't matter if you want to be shameless!"
"Hehe~ You are indeed Zhao Ziqiang's deadly enemy. I am speechless..."
Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up with contempt on his face, who knew that a few more people came in from outside the gate, it was actually Tan Qingning leading Commander Duan in, but the eunuch commander was stunned when he saw Master Guo Ci, and stammered: "Guo, Master Guoci, why are you here?"
"Hehe~ Xiaoduan! You're here too..."
Daoist Guoci waved his sleeves and said with a smile: "It's only a new year. When I went back to Beijing to see some old friends, the boy from the Zhao family happened to bump into me and recognized my identity. He invited me to have a drink today. As a result, as soon as you enter the door, you can hear him swearing here, which is out of style!"
"You are enough, Guodui has no technical content at all..."
Zhao Guanren showed contempt on his face, but Tan Qingning and his entourage all ran over and knelt down, and respectfully bowed to Master Guoci. Even the little princess and her mother ran over and knelt down together, as if seeing a fairy. All worshiped.
"Technology is a bird, and farting with status is delicious..."
Master Guoci smiled shyly, and kindly asked everyone to stand up. Zhao Guanren also understood that no one who can make an enemy of Zhao Ziqiang is a good person. Guoci's words also have the taste of modern people. Zhao Ziqiang cheated for many years.
"Greetings to Master Guoci, I am the Arch Guard..."
A strange middle-aged man stood up, but Guoci actually smiled and said: "I know you, you are the deputy commander of Jingdu's guard, you are not a hypocrite!"
"No, no! My name is Yue Zhuoqun..."
The other party blushed instantly, and it was only then that Zhao Guanren knew that he was Tan Qingning's adoptive father and master. The two had never met by fate, but when they saw each other today, they were indeed dignified, with the refined appearance of a gentleman.
"Same! Anyway, they are all outstanding, they don't fit in..."
Master Guoci obviously didn't like Yue Zhuoqun, so Zhao Guanren said, "Since we're all here, let's not go out when it's snowing, let's go inside and have a home-cooked meal together, ladies! Hurry up and let the kitchen serve good wine and good food." come out!"
"Yes! Master..."
The wives and concubines ran back in a hurry. Master Guoci was a mythical figure in Dashun, and Qianye Xuan, who was third in the heavenly list, was not worthy to carry his shoes. The whole house heard the news and everyone turned around, using all their housekeeping skills If he came out, he was afraid of losing face to Prince Zhao's mansion.
"No hurry! There will be people coming later, let's take a look around your palace first, you don't need to accompany me..."
Master Guoci walked back as if familiar, and a group of people rushed over, only Tan Qingning stayed behind in doubt, and asked: "Yunxuan! What's going on, my master has never met Master Guoci, Why does he speak with a stick in his mouth?"
"I said that your master is hypocritical, but you don't believe it..."
Zhao Guanren hugged her and walked into the small courtyard, saying: "The night Qianyexuan died, the old guy was already standing at the door. He must have been busy during this time. He was looking for the bottom line while observing, and only came to the door when it was almost time. , or I'll invite him to dry his hair!"
"Ah~"
Tan Qingning sighed: "Guoci Daoist is a protector of the country, he must ask clearly about such a big incident, but he must have misunderstood my master, how many people in the officialdom are not hypocritical, and those who are not hypocritical are all here Exile or plow!"
"Your master has already reached the top, let him do things in a stable manner, just do less drilling..."
Zhao Guanren walked into the banquet hall with his arms around her. The maids were changing the meals, and the wives and concubines all ran to change into grand dresses. Only Qiu Ning in military uniform stood and waited.
"Qing Ning! You should have seen it..."
Zhao Guanren pressed Qiu Ning's shoulder, and said with a smile: "Qiu Ning is my propaganda minister, and also the deputy director of the Bureau of War and Suspense. From now on, she will take over the spies abroad, and she will connect with you in China. Please cooperate well!"
"Mr. Qiu! I just met you this morning in Shang's study..."
Tan Qingning looked at Qiu Ning and said with a smile: "His Royal Highness has been praising Minister Qiu for his ability, saying that Dashun would like a few more talents like this, but how can you get such a great fortune? Such capable and beautiful beauties are all around Follow you!"
"Hehe~"
Qiu Ning covered her mouth and smiled: "Master Tan! I don't want you to praise yourself so much. When it comes to being capable and beautiful, no one dares to say that you are the second. You are the role model that our female officials admire!"
"Talk slowly, you two will be on your own from now on..."
Zhao Guanren walked to the wooden sofa and sat down, shouting, "Yu Niang! Send someone to tell Lao Song to hurry up and flatter him. Don't be empty-handed!"
"Thank you, my lord, for your love, I'm already here..."
Song Chizhu jumped in with a grimace, looked around in a hurry, and said with a smile: "I have moved to the front street to live, and I will be your porter at the door when I get off the court. When Commander Tan comes over, I guessed that there must be a fairy coming!"
"This time is really a fairy, Concubine Longzi has to come and kowtow..."
Zhao Guanren smiled and threw a cigarette to him, Song Chizhu hugged the cigarette for a moment, and asked strangely: "Has the emperor returned to Beijing quietly, can't he? Could it be that Xiao Bailong has descended to earth, can I make a wish to him?" No?"
"Hehe~ Master Song! Master Guoci is here..."
Qiu Ning smiled softly, and Song Chizhu exclaimed: "My lord, you are really proud of me. This is such an old fairy. Do you think he can recognize me as his grandson?"
"Hahaha……"
Tan Qingning and Qiu Ning both covered their mouths and laughed, Zhao Guanren also laughed and said: "Don't think about being a grandson all day long, think about how to prepare a meeting gift for the country of Ji, you are the deputy envoy of the country of Ji!"
"Get ready! This is the guy we eat..."
Song Chizhuxing hurriedly took out a booklet, sat down next to Zhao Guanren and began to discuss it. After a while, Guoci and his party walked in. Song Chizhu knelt down on the ground and shouted: "Grandson Song Chizhu I have seen Lord Protector of the Country!"
"Yo~ When did this seat have a big fat grandson like you, why didn't this seat know..."
Master Guoci glanced at him with a smile, and went straight to sit down at the head of the big round table. Song Chizhu instantly blushed, but he immediately got down when he stood up. Stepped in hurriedly.
"Princess Chen Yingyue, I have seen the Great Master Protecting the Country..."
Concubine Longzi knelt down on the ground to salute respectfully, Master Guoci raised her hand and said with a smile: "Girl! You don't need to be formal when you are pregnant, get up quickly, I can't afford to hurt the fairy seed!"
"Thank you Master for your compassion!"
Concubine Longzi stood up respectfully, and subconsciously glanced at Zhao Guanren, because Master Guoci said that what she had in her stomach was a fairy seed, not a dragon seed of Xiaobailong.
"Damn it! Twins..."
Zhao Guanren stood up in amazement. He hadn't noticed it before, but now he took a closer look with his soul-chasing eyes and found that there were actually two little lives in Concubine Longzi's belly, and Concubine Longzi also covered her belly in surprise and said: "Twins, twins?"
"Haha~"
The real Guoci laughed and said: "Girl! Most people may not be accurate when they say this, but he must be right when he said that they are twins. The little trumpet line is half-baked, but the girl's eyes... are vicious. Woolen cloth!"
"Small Trumpet? Master and the ancestors of King Zhao are old acquaintances..."
Concubine Longzi and everyone in the room were shocked, and Guoci smiled again: "No! I have known him for 160 years, do you know the surname of his ancestors, I will let you guess an anagram—see People don't need to look at it, just type a surname!"
"Don't look at people without eyes?"
Everyone in the room was thinking hard, only Zhao Guanren gave a thumbs up, and said depressedly: "You have nothing to do all day long, just think about these things, you are really like this!"
"Okay, I get it now……"
Song Chizhu suddenly got up and said in surprise: "You don't need to look at people, isn't it just to remove a character, the surname is Jiao, the ancestor of the prince was named Jiao!"
"That's right! His master's surname is Jiao, and his whole family's surname is Jiao..."
"..."
Chapter 0523
Except for Zhao Guanren, no one dared to think wrongly about the surname Jiao. Who would have thought that the real Guoci, who was older than Da Shunchao, would actually make such a dirty joke in public, but the surname Jiao Wangye is Can't run away, first spread in the Zhao residence.
"Sit down, sit down, everyone, don't be polite, just treat it as your own home..."
Master Guoci waved his hands with a smile, treating himself as the master, but no one in the room dared to act presumptuously. Concubine Long Zi sat down with him in an empty seat, Commander Duan, Yue Zhuoqun, Tan Qingning and others sat down. There are several empty seats on the right side of the big round table.
"Old ancestor! Ning'er poured tea for you..."
The little princess was very clever, and put on a cute appearance and went forward to pour tea, and her old mother took advantage of the situation and sat on the main table. The wives and concubines of the Zhao family could only sit in the side hall, and only the concubine was qualified to sit on the main table. But Zhao Guanren called Bian Xianglan over to sit down.
"Master Yue! You and I have been friends for a long time, and today we are finally destined to meet..."
Zhao Guanren took the initiative to bow his hands and salute, Yue Zhuoqun stood up and returned the salute as if flattered, Tan Qingning also hurriedly stood up and said polite words, she knew that Zhao Guanren was saving face, otherwise she wouldn't be looking for Yue Zhuoqun at this time, Yue Zhuoqun is considered the most worthless person at this table .
"Little trumpet! I look down on you..."
Master Guoci suddenly shook his head and said contemptuously: "I have always advocated Taoism to follow nature, follow one's inclinations, and never see hypocrisy. Don't you just look at his disciples? Don't you just want him to have the same surname as Jiao? Just say no?"
"Wipe your ass with watermelon rind—it's endless, isn't it..."
Zhao Guanren glared at him angrily, and the faces of the people at the table changed in fright. No one thought that he would dare to be presumptuous to Guo Ci. Even Concubine Longzi opened her small mouth like an egg. She was not shocked that Zhao Guanren was unruly, but There are very few people who can piss him off.
"Tsk tsk~ Your skills are not good enough, you are far worse than your wicked master..."
Master Guoci calmly smiled and said: "You let everyone see your virtue, with the buttocks of his female apprentice stuck on the bottom, while the top is speaking official language with his master, let me tell you, marriage contracts that don't aim at love are all It's hooliganism!"
"Come on! Come out, old rascal, let's have a good fight today..."
Zhao Guanren rolled up his sleeves full of annoyance, but Master Guoci said with a smile: "You better draw a circle and curse me, your method doesn't work for me, and besides, I'm so cruel that I'm afraid of myself." , will probably hit you and call you daddy!"
"Ha~"
Zhao Guanren suddenly laughed and said: "I said these old-fashioned words, why do they sound so familiar to you? So you are carrying old grievances and venting your anger on me, right? Okay! I respect the old and love the young, and I don't have the same knowledge as you , I will go to the back mountain to burn paper for you later, and fulfill your wish!"
"Look! I'm not wrong, am I..."
Master Guoci said with contempt again: "You should draw a circle and curse me, you two, master and apprentice, are just as good as you are, if you beat me, beat me to death, if you can't beat me, run away, if you can't run away, call me Dad, face is worthless in your eyes!"
"Hehe~ Master! You drink tea..."
Concubine Long Zi felt that the atmosphere was a bit weird, she quickly got up and pushed the tea bowl forward, but Guo Ci suddenly said: "Girl! Do you want to be the number one empress in all ages?"
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